/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nice, I wish I had some metal balls to play with.

Please let someone else make the next thread

My thinkpad t61 arrived today. Magnificent piece of machinery. Also rewatched Haibane Renmei for the first time in years, I liked it as much as I did the first time.

>buckyballs
OH MY GOD!! How could you support that evil company? Don't you know those are dangerous to the children?

>>9739795
Why the 61 over the 60?
Simple morbid curiosity from someone who faced the same choice, and picked the other.

>>9739822
better CPU. The t60 has the core duos, t61 core 2 duos. Not much of a difference, but that's why I chose this model. Also it was a bargain.

>>9739843
Fair enough.
The only use I had for mine was doijinshi and VN reading in bed from a more comfortable position, more current hardware was less of a concern to me than the fear instilled from rumors of lower production standards in the 61.

They're both cheap and do the same stuff though, everyone should have one or other if they can afford it.

>>9739869
If I'd heard that rumour I would have gone for the t60 too! But certainly, after a thorough investigation, nothing I can see indicates any lack of sturdiness. I'm using it for everything since I'm having to save on electricity. (That's why I purchased it)

pic arguably related, I'm enjoying a cigarette like that slut

>>9739900
Please don't do drugs.

>>9739900
Please don't call Sanae a slut, even if you're just joking. It's rude and demeaning and hurts her feelings as well as everyones around you and her.

>>9739917
dont worry its worth it to look edgy

>>9739900
I'm not sure how well grounded in reality the claims are, but the people bringing it up seemed well informed enough that I took their word for it when making the purchase.

I would have had no problems getting the 61 over newer models if that was all that was in stock at the time though. Either is a steal for the price, lacks a webcam which is a huge hassle to find on newer anything, has a keyboard that isn't physically painful to use, a working trackpad, and the patented thinkpad clit.

Power savings is another reason I bought it, though that's more of a future concern for me than a present one. My PC costs upwards of $50 a month just to run, not something I care to pay for regularly on a shoestring budget.

>>9739939
yeah my computer costs a hell of a lot too, and I decided that it's absolutely not worth running it since I don't even game anymore. I've had to go days without any electricity in the house because I messed up and had that computer on too long. Additionally it's just too noisy. It's just wasteful to have all that for browsing a PHP board and watching some videos.

Oh and yes! the trackpoint is wonderful to use. They needn't even have bothered including the trackpad at all.

I am aware that since lenovo took over the quality of the thinkpad series has declined in general, but honestly I can't fault them with this particular laptop. It's definitely solid. And I'm not the type to chuck my electronics at walls unlike some angsty little bitches. I don't think there'll be a problem. I have spoken with a family member quite recently who owns a very new lenovo thinkpad, and that is utter trash. The keys popped of the keyboard in a matter of weeks, the finish scraped off the palm-rest, the plastic of the casing is extremely thin and the whole thing looks bendy.

>>9740004
It's good to know you're happy with it, since by the time mine dies, the 61 may be all I'm still able to scrape up.

>Oh and yes! the trackpoint is wonderful to use. They needn't even have bothered including the trackpad at all.
I totally agree, does the 61 have the second set of mouse buttons higher up for use with the clit nub as well? Makes the trackpad completely obsolete since you'll have your had that low if so.

What OS do you run on it, by the way?

>>9740025
It does have those buttons, to my delight of course!

As soon as I get to somewhere with free broadband to leech, I'll be downloading the newest debian testing release and I'll put that on, but at the moment I only had an XP disc lying about, so that's what's on here.

Since you asked, let me pose the same question, what have you got on your t60?

I'd hope that by the time a t series dies of normal use, many of today's higher end laptops will be as affordable anyway!

Out of curiosity, you seem to be hinting that in the near future you will be in a worse financial position, are you going full NEET?

xD im out of college for a week im so NEET lel xD

>>9740156
I know you're excited about your break but that doesn't mean you can make such low quality posts.

>>9740098
>It does have those buttons, to my delight of course!
Ah, that's great to hear. Whoever dreamed those things up deserves a drink and a trophy or something.

>Since you asked, let me pose the same question, what have you got on your t60?
Funny enough the same exact situation you're in. Though I don't know about being on the exact cutting edge, but I do plan on grabbing a newer debian release when I get the chance, until then I'm stuck with xp since the ubuntu disk I had was in pretty bad shape and basically unreadable.

>I'd hope that by the time a t series dies of normal use, many of today's higher end laptops will be as affordable anyway!
I'm not so fond of what's on the market nowadays. The physical quality just doesn't match up. I'll try and frankenstein one of these older thinkpads long after it becomes financially reasonable to do so if something better doesn't come out by then. Though these things do last, even if international travel is less than kind to them, which is what I'm worried will be the death of mine.

Thinking about it, it may be an idea to buy a replacement now while the market still has them cheaply, if for nothing else, parts.

>Out of curiosity, you seem to be hinting that in the near future you will be in a worse financial position, are you going full NEET?
Already full NEET, but soon to be solo full NEETing. But I did hear about an area nearby with low rent and free low quality broadband for all residents, so it might not be as bad as I originally thought.

I had a dream involving a loli last night. She was at my house and we were swimming in the pool, then when we got out we both went into my room to change. When we were both nude we decided to try to have sex. My penis wouldn't easily fit inside of her and when it did it felt like my onahole when it needs more lube.

So far, this has been the highlight of my day.

Has anyone gotten approved for SSI without existing treatment records?

>>9740426
I had records for mine, and was approved. For all the good that does to answer your question. Uncle Remus is really the only one to find a way to fix that.

>>9740426
I hope you don't have a long and full job history or tons of money in the bank.

>>9740356
When ever I have dreams like that I always find it impossible to penetrate the vagina so I always use their butt. Nothing escapes the superiorness of the butt. This also helps when I realize I am lucid, so I can still imagin the people having cocks with no interference.

>>9740470
why the HELL do you need allowance?

How do you get money from your parents, /jp/?

Mine seem very resistant to giving me an allowance so far.

>>9740451
I haven't worked a day in my life.

after spending 3-4 years without going outside and my parents just about ready to kick me out I'm thinking of starting up the process of obtaining some autismbux.

is it not too late to see a shrink if I wasn't diagnosed as a child?

>>9740491
If you refuse to read the guide, you're not worth helping.

I spent all day looking for jobs online and the only ones that I'm qualified for are all minimum wage customer service bullshit. Why is it so hard to find a fun job?

>>9740503
If I knew there was a guide I wouldn't be asking...I'm sorry for wasting your time.

>>9740503
Not everyone is outgoing enough to do that kind of thing.

I don't want to turn this into yet another metathread, but could we perhaps make a thread sometime to discuss these threads?

And yes, I'm fully aware of the irony of that very sentence. But do listen. It's just that I feel these threads should be exactly what this particular OP said it was for - NEET lifestyle. Keyword is lifestyle. See, some of us have jobs, but are still full /jp/sies. We do not watch reality TV, browse facebook and do the various things that normals do. We work for pathetic pay, come home and browse /jp/, and then maybe sleep. Rinse and repeat. Employment does not change the neurotic nature of the person. One can still enjoy and even live for the things commonly seen in these threads(living habits included) while still being in employment. Being employed really isn't as big as a deal as you guys make it out to be.
Right, so before getting into a useless rant, I will ask the essential question: why base it for all /jp/sies to browse these threads on the lifestyle they live rather than their employment and education status? Because not only has the elitism is reaching a boiling point, but we are missing out on each other's company.

>>9740477

I didn't think I could get autismbux

>>9740503
Please don't bully.

>>9740559
We have this argument all the time.
What it always seems to come down to is, the second you talk about your normal life, you become a normal. you can still talk about the otaku things you do, but nobody wants to hear about your day at work.

Of course, this whole NEET for the weekend thing has gotten out of hand too, but that has moderator sanction right now.

Want to discuss real world problems like your job, your spouse, and finding friends? There are boards dedicated to just that, please use those.

>>9740559
>why base it for all /jp/sies to browse these threads on the lifestyle they live rather than their employment and education status?

I know how you feel, but its better that we don't. Let's keep /jp/ free of any normal shit, otherwise it will be a slippery slope and we will have /v/ at our gates soon.

>>9740615
>Let's keep /jp/ free of any normal shit, otherwise it will be a slippery slope
It blows my mind how this is not obvious to everyone.

>>9740632
Just keep it free of blog shit entirely and all the problems go away.

>>9740559
Why do you care about mentioning your job? It's distracting, pointless and essentially a gender-neutral attention whore attitude. I don't think most people care if you have a job because we understand people need money. But what if you wanted to talk about how many bitches you got in your shiny car, should we care? Same idea. You claim that it's elitism, but you're just missing the point.

I wanna buy a think pad now. I have to get a used one right?

>>9740654
You'll only be able to find the older ones used, newegg spits out refurbished ones in good condition all the time.

The new ones are shit, if you didn't already know.

>>9740559
>Because not only has the elitism is reaching a boiling point, but we are missing out on each other's company.
My dick is reaching a boiling point inside your mom's pussy.

>>9740657
What year do they go to shit?

>>9740668
The t61 is the last one worth a damn, and there's an updated version of it that's not even worth buying. Anything older than the t60 is really going to show it's age.

So it's pretty much one of those, though the later 50's are IBMs, so the quality is much higher.

My last NEET internet friend is planning on moving on with his life and going to college. How do i cope with being left behind?

>>9740668
The year they stopped being honest American products for poor homos who can't afford new stuff.

>>9740690
I have a refurbished Edge I picked up for not too much, but I was hoping it would last me five or ten years.

Guess I'm fucked.

it is my birthday today and i am depressed. what should i do

>>9740690
How much did you pay for yours and which model is it?

>>9740715
I bought mine years ago, so just check whatever site you use for current data.

4chan is the only place where I've seen people complain about Lenovo Ts. What's so great about the T60 series?

>>9740754
It's black, well built, and reasonable current.
It's also fucking cheap as hell.

It's the nugget of the laptop world.

>>9740759
Well, I agree. I thought there would be more to it.

Here's a NEET tip for all you /jp/sies out there!

When you're pissing in a bottle, generally you will try to let up as the urine reaches to top so you can avoid spilling. But next time nature calls, instead try INCREASING the intensity of your piss as it reaches the top of the bottle.

The pee will explode out of the top like a volcano! It really is a sight to see. Not only that, but the sensation on your dick is like glopping a liter of semen into an eager vagina (or butthole) and having the excess shoot out around your member. You can easily get a stiffy just from this! Now you can finally know how all those eroge protagonists and their hyper semen output really feel.

I can assure you that for these reasons and more it is worth the few seconds it takes to clean up the mess. You are selling yourself short if you don't try this at least once!

I'm on my bed browsing jp

There's no better feeling in the world

>>9740991

Why would you pee in a bottle if you have a bathroom?

>>9739769
buckycubes are fun

the balls are way to easy to lose though

>>9741045
Are you a normal or something? Have you never thought how much time people waste in the bathroom in the course of their lives, all for the sake of keeping up appearances?

The point of pissing in a bottle isn't just to show that you're "edgy" and wallow in your own filth, it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.

If you can't understand that much, there's no hope for you.

I need 1 of you guys help me as a partner. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to invest in, and you are going to do the opposite. Since I am almost always wrong about everything, you will make money by doing the opposite, and we can split the profits.

>>9741072
I don't think you understood the joke, unless your reply is part of the joke, or that reply wasn't actually a joke. Oh bother...

>>9741072
>it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.
thinking from that paradigm is the definition of edgy

I've got two weeks off and I haven't really done anything wanted to. I don't think I'm cut out for NEET lifestyle because if I have the entire day to myself I do nothing.

How do you guys get yourselves to do stuff?

>>9741193
"Do"? What are you referring to?

Is there a NEET guide?

>>9741212

I was intending on studying stuff I have an interest in or getting some personal business attended to but all I'm doing is masturbating and playing video games.

>>9741213
I'm writing a NEET walkthrough, but it's currently taking a back seat since I have some esseys to do for college. I'll be sure to link you to it when it's done and hosted though.

>>9741259
What are you studying?

>>9741232
Welcome to NEETdom. That's all most of us do, too.

>>9740426

SSI isn't as easy to get as people make it out to be. I had to make myself schizophrenic to get SSI and I had to have a psychiatrist diagnose me and get all the paperwork well before I even applied.

It's not an easy road to go down, but it's worth it. I had to abuse psychedelics on an almost daily basis for over two months to sufficiently break my mind and show all of the symptoms of schizophrenia.

Will Amazon notice if I order these together? I do not want them to stop my order or contact the authorities but I cannot wait to order them separately either.

>>9741213
I wrote a NEET guide a long time ago, but Suigin beat me up and took it. I'm afraid to do it again.

>>9741324

I heard it's pretty easy to get it in Australia I'm going to file my forms in a month or so and get some diagnosis from my doctor since my current ones are outdated.

>>9741232

Yeah, I can relate to this.
I'm on a two week mid-semester break and was going to catch up on 8 weeks of work I neglected, but then when the time comes I continue in laziness and doing nothing.

>>9739939
>My PC costs upwards of $50 a month just to run

>mfw I leave on my desktop, even ought it's torrenting or anything

>>9741375

I do the same. Also, what a dumbass that guy is: even if his laptop magically consumed no energy and assuming it was $1200, it would take him two years to break even.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_muscle_stimulation

My latest NEET plan is to find a way to attach electrodes to my Kegel Muscles (basically the ones in your perineum, between your balls and your asshole, that control urinary tract pressure) and try to get super-buff crotch muscles so I can get laser beam piss that can shoot through walls.

Then I will become a renown crime fighter, but I will do it as a freelancer so I can retain my NEET status and still join you all in these threads in secret.

I anticipate that the hardest part will be figuring out what the machine in question that I need is called, and then scrounging up the money to pay for it. On a NEET salary, this might be a bit of a hurdle, but I'd think it would be smooth sailing from there.

Wish me luck /jp/, I'll let you know if it works out and maybe we can start a NEET militia or something.

>>9741388

Oh, and laptops are shit. I hate their keyboards, even Thinkpad keyboards.

>>9741393
What about use your ass as a secondary weapon?
You'll need to eat many fibers bout it might work out.

>>9741388
It was $280.
Where exactly did you pull that figure from?

>>9741398
>tfw no sissor switch keyboard on a laptop
>tfw no mechanical keyboard, red switch

what do truNEETs eat? did you eat anything delicious today?

>>9741418

Out of my rectum. I forgot about you saying it was a T61 and assumed it was new - sorry for calling you a dumbass.

>>9741418
I wished someone told me about T60s back in 2007; I squandered $500 on the EEE PC (way back then in 2007, first netbook), and Acer One for $500 back in 2009.

Feels bad man.

>tfw I need to wait another 5 years before I buy a new thinkpad, because I just bought a laptop last year (2011)

>>9741428
I ate ten chicken nuggets today. Yesterday I ate half a pumpkin pie. The day before that I ate two chocolate bars and half a bag of potato chips.

I might walk to the gas station for a snack. Seems nice outside.

>>9741436
>tfw one day, I'll only buy a new laptop once every 6-7 years
>feels good man

>>9741442
It's alright.
And for the record, I will most likely end up using my filco on it when I switch to that being my main computer.

>>9741436
There really was no reason to get one back in 2007 as they'd cost over $1000 back then. Though t48s weren't too bad at the time.

>>9741324
goddamn
you couldn't just get a job?

Sometimes I dream about beating up losers who go to college, or break into their apartments and burn or steal their Otaku stuff, but since I'm too lazy to leave my house I'll never do that sort of thing.
A man can dream.

>>9741457
Is there such thing as non-leveno thinkpad that has glossy screen? I want something like a T60 but with glossy screen.

>>9741428

My parents took me out for dinner when they were down here a few days ago, I ate a steaky-wake for the first time in about a year and it was delicious.

>>9741457

What switches?

>>9741464
Not that I'm aware of. Glossy screens really weren't happening on the business laptop scene back then. And anything newer won't be as well built, though it would be much faster.

I'm sure there's something that will meet your needs with a glossy screen on it though.

>>9741468
Majetouch with browns, and a majetouch II with reds.
As per what I'm currently doing at the time, naturally.

>>9741472
Meh, my future laptop (5-6 years from now) will be a Ideapad then.

Feels good man, I'm excited.

>13.5 inch master race

I use my laptop more then my desktop; it feels good. It feels so fucking good using it on the kitchen table, bed, bathroom stool. I love my laptop. It's my significant other.

>>9741461
I think a NEET could be a very successful criminal. We've got a lot of time to think of how to commit a crime, no matter what it is. We're not easily tracked nor easily recognized.

I know I've thought more than once about stealing bicycles and reselling them. I would steal them from the other side of town and wait a minimum of eight months before selling. I'd remove any serial numbers if possible and change some things on the bike to make it less recognizable to the original owner, should they see it.

>>9741483

Almost the same as me. I use a red Filco for STGs and a blue for everything else.

>>9739769
You fake NEETs are the main reason why this board is shit.

>>9741483
I got a chocomini with reds, feels good man

>>9741495
I'm more partial to thinking the people who constantly post about jobs and schooling are the reason /jp/ is so shitty. Why come into a NEET thread to post about either?

>>9741492
>>9741501
I don't think I'd be able to STG without reds, at all. I've grown too decadent.

By the way, how have the blues been treating you, I've thought about picking one up if my browns ever kick the bucket.

>tfw no average k0rean gurlfrand

>>9741428
yesterday I had a banana and eggs

today I ate an ice cream cone and one of those microwave chicken burgers

my usual diet consists of mostly grilled cheese sandwiches, eggs, and microwave burgers/burritos/ramen, because they're the only things I know how to make.

>>9741517

I like the blues. They are much nicer than the reds for typing in my opinion. Very noticeable bump which is nice, without being too hard to push down.
I have never tried browns, but from what I understand the blues are a bit harder to push down and the bump is more noticeable. The sound doesn't bother me because I live by myself, but if your parents were around they might not appreciate it.
I want to try a Topre board, but I think if I bought one of those and didn't like it I'd want to kill myself for wasting $280.

>>9741531
I'm going to buy blues try it out thanks for the post

Do many of you have driver's licenses?

I wish I could start a taxi service for /jp/ers without licenses.

>>9741428
I had a piece of fish several hours ago.
I'm baking cookies now.

>>9741531
Yeah, that's what I've heard so far. The browns are pretty much like butter. Great for effortless typing, but sometimes lacking enough resistance for when you need to pound out something long. If anything, I'd call them the great compromise.

I actually liked the noise from my older model m which was lost during a move, so that won't be an issue in my case.

As for the Torpe, you, me, and everyone else, but I just can't justify that pricetag. Actually touching one might possibly change that however.

>>9741547
What kind of cookies?

>>9741542
I have one.

>>9741542
as I haven't been outside in a couple years I've never bothered obtaining one.

but if I ever need to go outside and get a job or something it'll suck having my mom drive me, which just further motivates me to stay NEET and avoid the social shame

>>9741324
what do you mean by full symptoms of schizophrenia? Hallucinations of all types (tactile, visual, aural, etc.), paranoia, disorganized thoughts and speech, etc.?

>>9741558
If you let me drive you, it'll just like you're a guy with a nice friend. I don't want any money for my taxi service, just a chance to be with you.

>>9741558
>as I haven't been outside in a couple years I've never bothered obtaining one.

Amazing. Do you leave your room? how about doctor's appointment?

>>9741193
Likewise. I had three days off, and I couldn't fight the urge to go for a walk in the gorgeous weather.

I'm not NEET at all though.

>>9741571
Why are you posting in a NEET thread then, shithead?

>>9741575
Because I'm interesting in how you guys get through the day knowing you're all miserable losers

>>9741558
I was in that position for a while, but after moving out on my own it occurred to me that I can't get one now, since I have no car to borrow for the test. I'm sure there's some workaround in existence for this type of situation, but I'm content with not having one for the time being.

>>9741580
xmfd cranked

>>9741559

I have mostly persistent and vivid hallucinations. There is paranoia, but with meditation and drug use I can reduce that as much as possible. My thoughts have gotten strange, but it's not to the point of having symptoms like word salad.

I don't think I'm truly schizophrenic, but the psychedelic abuse gave me enough symptoms that it mimics schizophrenia close enough that I easily got the diagnosis and didn't have trouble getting on SSI.

>>9741555
Chocolate chip

>>9741580
Check the board you are on oh wait you are crossboarder trash. /a/nimebros get in here xD

>>9741428
0,23 €/kg macaroni

>>9741597
Last time I checked, being NEET has nothing to do with Otaku culture.

All you NEETs do is complain about how fucked up you are, what drugs to take, tips on being even more of a NEET and generally circle jerk yourselves about how cool it is to be non-functional members of society

>>9741555
Chocolate chip.

>>9741576
the last time I was outside was my last day of high school...about 4 years ago

I leave my room to go to the kitchen and get food and stuff or use the bathroom, that's about it.

I haven't been to the doctor's, no.

most of the reason I don't go outside is that I never quite achieved that moment as a child where you start going outside without your parents and stuff, and if I were to go outside even just to the store I'd probably get lost and die.

I'm gonna get kicked out soon though so that'll probably have to change or I'll die anyway.

>>9741611
true Otaku stay at home
true Otaku don't work
true Otaku don't go to college
true Otaku don't talk to other people in the real world
true Otaku are not interested in relationships and don't want to get married
true Otaku can only love 2D characters

You are not a true Otaku. If you don't like how we run things here, leave and don't come back.

>>9741611
This is you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib3kCv7TSxU&

>>9741641
I can't even begin to muster up the willpower to watch that.

Yesterday I said hey to a girl, and it was probably the first time ever I got the spaghetti.
I felt fucking sick, she didn't even say anything back, just looked kind of helpless making it only more awkward.

It's nearly became the second time I couldn't keep a straight face since I was 12.
But if it had lasted 3 seconds more, they all would have seen the sweat on my forehead.

Luckily I don't have this problem when other people start the conversation, because then it is just auto-pilot and standard asnwers from my side.

>>9741642
Don't worry I just bit the bullet for you, and now I'm off to go kill myself.

>>9741646
How brave~

>>9741641
I wish. My reasons for labeling myself Otaku are hardly that good.

"yeah, I watch anime a lot. I like wearing yukata around the house and hitting things with my bokken. Yeah"

>>9741642
"An otaku represents passion, participation, personality, pride, imagination and expertise"

>>9741637
I actually follow all of those. Well. I have a single friend, who I bum food off and generally do friend things with.

>>9741660
Neurotypical spotted.

otaku is an obsession that you can't share with the rest of the world, something that fills you with sick pleasure, something that only other otaku understand.

i used to be like the people in that video in high school. i thought i was otaku because i had hobbies, but i never was truly otaku until the world grew up around me. for a while i said that no one could know but now there's no one left to care.

NEET lifestyle is a symptom of otaku. at least, the way i personally define it.

>>9741680
Deep.

>>9741637
>true Otaku stay at home
>true Otaku don't work
>true Otaku don't go to college
I hated to say this, but could you please go die in a fire? Don't skew a word to fit your lifestyle. That's like saying I can't like stupid things just because I have the cash to burn for it.

>>9741680
But does being NEET have to evolve from being Otaku? Can't it evolve from other things, like vidya, or like, sports?

I'm not trying to flame or anything, I'm just kind of interested. Obviously, most of the NEETs on here are into otaku things..

>>9741692
It's really no use going down that road.

>>9741699
being Otaku doesn't necessarily require watching anime.
you can be a vidya otaku or a sports otaku or just internet otaku.
really getting too involved in any hobby can result in NEETness

>>9741699
probably. the closest i've seen was a friend who got sucked into the 24-hour news cycle for a few months. but im sure anyone whose hobby ends up alienating their loved ones and compels them to live alone and uninvolved with the real world can be considered NEET.

>>9741637
But I don't wanna be a true Otaku.

I wanna enjoy your company and shitposting.

I like you guys.

>>9741718
None of us are allowed to like each other.

True otaku don't visit this fucking board because they're busy being in Japan.

>>9741611
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>9741722
Look at this weeaboo lmao

my NEET lifestyle may be in danger. Got a letter in the mail about a case review which they do every 5 years or so.

Ive set up a psych appointment. now to work on those symptoms, i'm thinking of walking with a slight limp too. Good to change things up. Sure its a pain to leave the house but you gotta do what you gotta do. Well at least when it comes to keeping your gubment moneis.

>>9741723
What if you are in school/have a job but want to be a NEET?

>>9741729
If you wanted to be NEET you'd be NEET. You are a normal who has no friends.

>>9741729
Then you become NEET.

>>9741728

Why can't you just do whatever you did the first time you went in there?

>>9741745
But that'd require either being homeless or getting some sort of psychological evaluation to get government money and I'm afraid of both of those things. Sorry, /jp/, I hope you're okay with someone like me.

>>9741729
everyone here has parents that are willing to support them indefinitely they don't understand why you just don't move into your parents basement

>>9741752
It's not hard. Just stop attending classes, and stop going to work. If you have family, there's only a very small chance you'll actually become homeless.

>>9741755
It's funny because my parents kicked me out before I even NEETed it up.

>>9741755
proved my point see they all think your parents are like theirs and that they are willing to support you forever. "want to be neet live with your parents lol. i dont understand people who can't be neet" thats /jp/

>>9741749
cause im a pro you faggot. evaluations are based on more than what you say. body language, speech affect. I never go to the same doctor either. I added in facial twitches and hand tremors last time. Was outta there with drugs and a full report in 20 mins.

>>9741764
That's not funny at all. Why would you think that's funny?

>>9741769
He has a very sick sense of humor.

>>9741767
I remember that mousepad.

>>9741769
That's the joke, which actually makes it a joke.

>>9741764
>>9741765

I just give my social security to my mom. She has no problem with it since I was kidnapped and raped when I was 15 and haven't been interested in going outside ever since. She gets way more money from me than I use even if you include everything like rent, water.

Is it possible to get your autismbux adjusted if you move to a new place? Like if I were to buy a house and marry a /jp/ with autismbux, and charged him rent equivalent to the utilities bill, would they pay that?

Today I'm finally going to order some drugs from Silkroad. What other drugs besides LSD have a low chance of getting caught in customs?

I'd really like to dry some hard drugs like meth or heroin but you probably shouldn't buy them off the internet.

>>9741787
>I was kidnapped and raped when I was 15
wow

>>9741787
That's hot. Wanna share your story?

>>9741787
>I was kidnapped and raped when I was 15

Oh boo hoo. I was called names by the kids at school, and some of them even cyberbullied me on Friendster.

Don't blog about trivial things in your life when some of us have REAL problems.

>>9742861
How did they bully you on Friendster? Let it all out.

>>9742861
i can't fucking believe Friendster still exists.

>>9742810
Please don't do drugs.

>>9741787
I second
>>9742846
btw I'm Fatalpulse so you don't mind me getting any ideas or w/e

>>9742865
Please respond, I'm a cyberbullying specialist, your answer might save dozens of children from becoming outcasts.

Finally the weather is nice enough that I can open the window at night. It won't be long before I can leave the window open all the time. I've really been wanting to make some chili. That sounds good.

I am drinking half a gallon of milk a day, and not having anything else. I hope I will have big rude breasts soon.

I just turned the lights in my room on and found out that all of my walls are covered with a thin layer of mold. I hope it didn't fuck my health up too much. At least I'll move out of here soon.

>>9741583
Please keep the shitposting on ETI.

>>9742881
Why not? Drugs are fun.

>>9742990
Me again.
Okay, I' really worried about my health now. Can anyone tell me how much someone can destroy their health by living in a moldy room?

>>9743089
A very very real chance of getting cancer.

>>9743089
>>9743104
also Pneumonia

>>9743089

You should clean your room.

>>9743089

It is pretty dangerous. There is a reason the goverment will condem houses if they have a huge mould growth. Every bit of that mould is giving off thousands of spores that could seriously damage your breathing.

I suggest wearing a mask and scrubing your walls.

>>9743104
>>9743134
I don't want to get something permanent... I'm scared.
>>9743164
>>9743169
Like I said, I will move to another place soon.
All those little grey dots look pretty bad. Any idea what I should use to clean the walls?

>>9741347
No one gives a shit about you killing yourself, sperglord.

'omg guys guys im gonna kill myself is THAT LEGAL??? i dont want any trouble or nething thx"

>>9741647
why the fuck would you do that, nerd?

>>9743190

You need to use a bleach and water mixture using a sponge if it comes off easily or a scrubbing brush if it is really stuck on there.

You may also want to invest in a dehumidifier to stop it happening again. Naturally you will want some goggles, rubber gloves and a mouth mask since you are dealing with bleach and some very irritated mould when you scrub it. Of course with all the bleach on your walls you are going to want to open your windows as those fumes are totally not good for you.

Maybe do one room at a time leave the windows open in there and close the door to that room until the fumes disappear. As you will not want to be in that room for a good couple of hours once you have done.

Although the fact your wall has mould on it suggests there is a deeper problem in the place you are staying and that moisture is getting through to the walls somehow.

That is really the only home version way of getting rid of mouldy walls unless you want to get a professional in

>>9743089

It's not good for your lungs at all.

Also, if any gets in your eyes/other orifices, you can get a severe infection.

It's a shame for us with a fetish for mould-play. Be careful if you put any up your ass to fish all of it out! I put a big plug of mould up there, and I missed some. I had to spend a lot of time in the hospital because it got into the cuts in my rectum that my homemade machine causes.

Stay safe~!

>>9743329
>mould-play
I hope this is just your way to make jokes.

>>9743398

Hey, it's not my fault it's a weird fetish. I generally put the mould in saran wrap now, to minimise the risk of it getting in the cuts.

>>9743329
>/jp/

>>9743418
>>9743398


Anyway, I think the machine caused more problems due to the cuts! I don't think I have had to go to the hospital if I hadn't been using the homemade machine that much.

You guys, what do you do when NSJ wakes up and starts shitting up /jp/? He's been on longer and longer these days, making this board fun only at night.

No one's gonna love a NEET like me.
:)

>>9740707
happy (late?) birthday, hope you end up feeling better

>>9743651
You can't put shit into a digital environment, dummyhead.

>>9743046
They're gross.

>>9743953
So is sex, but that's a lot of fun too.

>>9743549

What do you mean by machine?

>>9744086
It is not because it is gross.

Fuggg I just woke up and accidentally knocked my piss cup on the ground.

>>9742810 here
I ordered a few plots of LSD. It won't get me to Gensokyo but hopefully I'll at least be able to have some fun.

>>9744212
aren't you worried that they'll find out what's in the package and send police to your home? I want to buy some too but I am scared of that happening.

Although, prison doesn't seem too bad.

>>9743089

All this mould talk is encouraging me to clean the black mould growing above my shower.
I've been putting it off because I haven't noticed any respiratory effects from being in there and it's only about a 15cm*40cm patch at the moment.
I swear they painted over it before they put this place up for rent, because it grew rapidly and then didn't grow much after that.

>>9743089
As another poster mentioned, I recommend you get yourself a dehumidifier. I had a similar issue where I used to live, it really helps. Don't worry yourself too much anyway, who wants to live forever?

>>9744361
always open the window for a few hours after showering to prevent mold. (if you don't have a wall mounted ventilation unit in there)

>>9744384

I do open the window, but the fact that it grew anyway and so quickly suggests to me that they painted over it before I moved in.
The caretaker here is an old man with a bad attitude. He always sneers at me; I wonder if it's because he lives below me and therefore has knowledge of my good-for-nothing sleeping patterns.

>>9744244
That's exactly why you should use poste restante.

>>9744397
you can try painting over it again with anti-mould paint, not sure how much good it would do.

>>9744409

Nah, I'll probably just do the bleach remedy and then repeat when it grows back.
My lease comes up in November anyway, so I might look for another flat. Also there's construction next door 8 hours a day and it's loud as fuck, so that's another reason to leave.

>>9744399
but this still requires your name

This song on gensokyo radio made me think of you so I had to post
I think it is TIME by GCHM. It's "dear my friend I want to see your smiling face because it makes me feel content" or something.

>>9744397
Have an inspector come in, they can tell you whether it was there from before or recent. If its from before you can probably sue your landlord for renting an inhabitable room and are entitled to all your money back.

>>9744422
You can use a pseudonym, at least around here.

>>9744093

There were a few!

The one that caused it though, was, I think, an old pastry-mixer thingy! You know, the ones that spin.

I had put saran wrap and ziplocks over it before I put it in my ass, but they ripped, and the metal parts ended up cutting me up pretty badly!


I shouldn't have put the mould up there so soon! It was silly

I am very excited /jp/! Thad's court docs have been updated showing that he has proper cell now. I will call the jail tomorrow to find out how to send him letters.

>>9745627
Ask if he's been raped yet.

>>9740615
>otherwise it will be a slippery slope
No it won't.

>>9745841
People said the same thing about the raids and fox news shit in 2006. Now look at 4chan.

i came like 20 minutes ago but im still leaking ejaculate please help

>>9746347
take a piss

>>9746358
i did it wont stop

>>9746366
then you've gotta fap until it stops

>>9746366
you have become weird...now you are addicted to cumming

>>9745982
What are you saying?

>>9746366
Youve become a goo-girl.

What's a job I can get that's different every day with lots of action, that pays good, and has plenty of time off? I'd like to wear a suit too. Keep in mind I have no skills.

>>9746464
Sounds like you want to be James Bond.

>>9746464
Going to sea is probably the closest you're going to get.

>>9746464
Have you ever heard of the show "Dealiest Catch"?

Slept for 14 hours. Woke up, heated a frozen meal and ate it. Tasted like garbage. I tried to play a game, but it couldn't keep my attention. Now I'm browsing /jp/.

These are bleak days. Everything is so boring. Won't anything interesting happen? I wish I had something fun to do...

I am haunted by memories of the past; embarrassing moments that my naivety has brought me to. The stress it causes me makes me mutter to myself and I always have these spasms where I cringe and breathe really fast. It's really taking it's toll on me and I wish I could get some relief from my own mental torment; it literally makes me exhausted.

>>9746557
Make something tastier. Two birds one stone.

>>9746567
Turn up the music until it goes away.

>>9746576
Hmm... I don't know how to cook. I'd probably ruin the meal, and that would be bad since I'm poor. I guess I could start with something easy, like frying eggs.

>>9746576

It's been with me for years, if only it was that easy.

Hello neetfriends, anon from /co/ and /vg/ here. I was posting in a NEET thread on /g/ and thought of you. I've been out of school/work for the past 2 years, and it was only recently I realized that technically makes me a NEET. I needed to come here and learn my destiny.

I was just wondering what discussion went like in these threads, is this some kind of support group for NEETs or something? What kind of relation does /jp/ have to being a NEET? I realize this is an anime site, but still, as far as I know most of you don't live in Japan, so what kind of connection does NEET culture have to Japanese culture? It seems like a random thing.

Also, how does /jp/ use sage?

>>9747321
It seems "otaku culture" overlaps with NEET/hikikomori lifestyles somewhat, and it's also a semi-traditional thing. It's difficult to explain. What you'll find in these threads is mostly shitposting, blogging, advice-fishing and cheering each other up, with rare moments of wisdom and brilliance time to time.

We use sage the way it's meant to be used: to post without bumping a thread, for whatever reason you'd want to do that.

I suggest you lurk plenty before posting. Also, if you don't have any interest in "otaku culture," you should probably look elsewhere. /jp/ might have these threads, but the NEET lifestyle isn't our sole focus.

>>9747321
I'd actually venture to guess almost 15% of /jp/ers live in Japan.

>>9747368
>>9747368
>What you'll find in these threads is mostly shitposting, blogging, advice-fishing
All I ever wanted anon, but I'm not an otaku so I'll lurk for a day and leave. I have the free time.

>>9747399
All right. Thanks for being respectful of board culture.

>>9747321
>support group

No, not really. Rehabilitation talk is discouraged here. These threads are about enjoying and maintaining NEET lifestyle, or at least they are supposed to be. Mentioning that you have a job or that you are eager to get one will automatically make you a worst kind of shitposter.

Use sage when you feel like it. I use it when I don't feel that my reply is important enough to bump the whole thread.

>>9744687

You stuck an EGGBEATER up your ass?

I bought new keyboard
"Cooler Master CM Storm QuickFire Rapid with Cherry Blue Switches:
$52 + tax + free shipping at OfficeMax with code BIGDEALS

http://www.officemax.com/catalog/sku.jsp?productId=prod4110372 "

I figured out the secret to getting the balls back into a cube so I like them better than cubes now.

>>9747424
The amount of rehab talk in NEET threads has gotten to the point that I can't even take it easy in NEET threads anymore. It makes me sad and annoyed.

So, who else fantasizes about being diagnosed with a terminal illness? Imagine it--six months to live, everyone is super nice to you, people will buy you whatever you want, you can get away with a lot more...
I don't think I would even be upset. At least, not until the last week or so. And I could alternate between sitting at home playing on my newly-bought expensive computer while people respect my wish to be left alone, and going outside doing whatever I want because it won't matter in less than half a year.

>>9748264
You should have written an essay a few weeks ago when zenmagnets were giving away free sets. They're much more magnetic than buckyballs.

What do NEETs do when they get old?

>>9748303
Old neets never die; they just fade away

>>9748303

>>9748303
>>9748306
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodokushi

>>9748279
I do this sometimes, but it's a really stupid wish. You couldn't take it easy because of the doctor visits and discomfort a real illness would bring. Then you'd probably start regretting things you could've done in life, but now you know with certainty you'll never do. Try to remember this wish next time you have nausea or diarrhea, you'll realize how incredibly stupid it is.

If you wish to experience the kind of freedom something like terminal illness would give you, then set a firm date for a trip to gensokyo and see how that'll make you feel.

>>9748312
Of course, it would ideally be an illness that isn't too uncomfortable and gives you a lot of freedom to do whatever you want. And you'd have Gensokyo to look forward to at the end of it, but I'd sure as hell like to milk the outside world as much as possible before I head there.

The jail didn't answer the phone.

>>9748950
Then WHO WAS JAIL?

The feeling when you have had a YouTube video open for 7 hours and you don't have the motivation to go ahead and watch it.

Today my sister gave me a ride to a medical assessment place.
The guy assessing me was old, and didn't seem to know what I was talking about, or what he was talking about for that matter.
So I guess it went ok?

After that she had to stop off at a supermarket, so I went in with her and bought some sandwiches and a bottle of orange juice.

Then I came home, emptied bins, washed dishes, and hovered the house.

My most productive day in the last 3 years LOL

>>9749681
What was it an assessment for?

>>9749693
Autism bux.

Also the guy typed really slowly with his index fingers.
My autism was kicking in big time, I wanted to slap his shit and type up the report for him.

>>9749705
What autism bux, nerd? Be specific.

>>9749714
employment support allowance

>>9749705
Mine was a older white guy too, later 50's at least.
Didn't seem to know or care much about the whole designer mental illness scene, but everything still went just fine.

I know that this might be the only NEET life style thread, but lately we vhave excess Touhou threads and too much into /jp/ threads themselves.

Can someone make some kind of strange Japanese related thread please?


I slept almost all day. I then proceeded to listen to 1980's Ninja movie soundtracks and looked restlessly through the internet to find the most Ninjitsu Otaku site I could find......and I found it /jp/!

http://vintageninja.net/

>>9749738
You're not going to get it.

Appeal. You can do this once.

>>9749681
Where did you learn to levitate your house??

>>9749853
Hovered is a vacuum brand. Anon was using hovered as a slang term for vacuuming. I knew you were joking, but still.

>>9745627
RIP Thad

>>9749863
That seems like a poor choice of words. It is equivilant to identifying all digital audio players as "iPods" or "MP3 players" thereby giving undue attention to evil companies and proprietary codecs.

>>9749885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_trademark

If anything you should support it, because it means the big evil corporations can't sue everyone for using their magic words. It's kind of like when people use a racial slur a lot so niggers stop caring.

>>9749885
I know. I find it strange that people say it like that. I have heard people say it in my town too, so I am assuming that other people are using the term else where in the country, since that anon used the term. I think they might have said it on one of their info-commercials.

FREE THAD
First report: http://www.freep.com/article/20120229/NEWS03/120229035/southfield-child-pornography-FBI-Facebook
FBI's request for arrest/search warrant: http://www.mediafire.com/?5b3cnad1ibrvcy2
Thad pays bond: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2012120301054
Various court docs: http://ia700806.us.archive.org/4/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267304/gov.uscourts.mied.267304.docket.html
http://ia600801.us.archive.org/0/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267305/gov.uscourts.mied.267305.docket.html

Stallman's wise words: The nominee is quoted as saying that if the choice of a sexual partner were protected by the Constitution, "prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia" also would be. He is probably mistaken, legally--but that is unfortunate. All of these acts should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.

Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today.

For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).

Who virgin here?

>>9749939
Not me.

>>9749939
I gettin my dick sugged right now.

>>9749954
Just keep putting it off.

This fucking sucks, my family is making me check out Universities in hopes that I will finish a degree and get a high paying job, because none of them were able too.

I am too polite to tell them to fuck off, what do I do? I also can't really speak my mind IRL, because of anxiety. I can't take it easy like this.

>>9749949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_virgin

>>9745627
Thad was convicted? Did he really have actual CP?

>>9749954
Go for a year, enjoy the course, hate dealing with people, let it all get on top of you, and then drop out. That's what I did. The downside is that your family may be disappointed in you forever afterwards, but aren't they already?

>>9749961
Read the links you fucking spigot.

>>9749956
Spoken like a true NEET

>>9749955
You always gotta throw that back in my face don't you?

>>9749957
Nah because none of them made it, they still are proud/hopeful of me for some reason.

>>9749956

Go to a community college, take a few classes, and casually waste your time at home doing nothing.

>>9749962
No, permavirgin turbonerd.

Be concise and summarize it in one sentence.

>>9749976

It's actually funnier if you read the whole thing. A summary would do no justice to the shear hilarity.

One time I called somebody on /v/ a turbonerd and he got really pissed off at me as though it wasn't dead obvious that I was just fucking around.

This isn't related to the thread at all, I just had to get that off my chest.

I need to stop jacking off. It's probably going to kill me.

>>9749998
I doubt that.

>>9749987
I am I the only one who gets an honest laugh when they see "turbonerd"? I cannot take it seriously at all. It's immature and childish but it just makes me smile.

>>9749954
at this point most university degrees are about as useful as toilet paper
people just end up in debt and years behind those who never went to college and went straight to work after hs instead

>>9749998
if anything it's healthy for you

>>9750019
I've tried to explain this but they don't understand.

I literally don't know what to do.

>>9750018
Well, yeah, I mean that's the point right? It's supposed to be a joke and it's not supposed to really insult anyone unless you legitimately are a turbonerd or something.

>>9750005
It causes me to bleed out the ass. Every time I go long enough without masturbating I forget this happens.

And no, I'm not shoving anything up there.

>>9750036
I think your ass is haunted or something, man. Go ask /x/ about it.

>>9750042
I thought about asking /fit/ about it since they're the health board.

My stomach hurts and I think I might vomit, but I'm repulsed by the idea of throwing up.

>>9750036

If you are having rectal bleeding from beating off, then go to a doctor immediately. Do it before your ass falls off.

>>9750071
I wouldn't have any idea how to bring it up.

>>9750067
Just do it. Everyone throws up when sick. Purge the uncleanliness from your body.

>>9750067

Are you taking stimulants? I always get like that during the comedown.

>>9750076

“Doctor, this is going to sound crazy, but blood comes out of my butt every time I masturbate. I don't know what to do, please help me.”

It's embarrassing, but it has to be said.

>>9750036
Sounds like real neat prostrate problems.
Regular stimulation of it could have spared you what will very likely be invasive surgery to correct it.

Does anyone else do the NEET dance?

Sometimes I'll take a step back and look at my life and it's just so good that I have to dance. Getting money from the government every month and having no expenses since I live with my parents for free, bottles of recreational pills that I'm prescribed and get free of charge because of my parent's insurance, unlimited free time to do whatever I want.

It's so good that I get euphoric from thinking about. I can get so happy when I think about it that I NEET dance for nearly an hour straight. I just gotta put on a song like this and start groovin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7lxqj1uAMQ

>>9750129
Anyone here ever have a prostate exam?
Did you pop a boner?

>>9750199
Your doctor jerks you off at the end of those things right? It just seems the polite thing to do.

>>9750214
Can you jerk off during the exam?

How often do you guys change your bedsheets? I change mine twice a year. Thinner cotton sheets for summer and flannel/jersey knit for winter. Fresh sheets feel great.

>>9750257
I don't use bedsheets, personally

What position do you sleep in?
Even if I use a pillow I sleep on my elbow, which sometimes ends up almost dislocating my shoulder by the time I wake up. Also it doesn't really help that I drool way too much and end up having a thick film of saliva all over my forearm.

>>9750287
Freefall position
I can't sleep any other way

>>9750257

Once a week. It's disgusting to go any longer than that.

Plus, I've got oily skin and bad allergies. Keeping them switched out keeps my skin clear and my nose and eyes less stuffy.

Plus, I enjoy the satisfaction of sleeping on clean sheets. It's nice.

>>9750257
Same here.

I also switch out my big quilt for a heated one in the winter.

>>9750257

Once a week. Three weeks tops if I'm feeling especially lazy. I find that my skin ends up clearer and my allergies are more manageable when I keep on top of washing my sheets more often.

>>9750287
I find sleeping on the back comfortable, but if there's a risk that I end up getting sleep paralysis if I do that.
The most relaxing position for me is to sleep on the right side. It's weird but if I sleep on the left side, my stomach will make weird sounds the whole time.

>>9750287
Either on one of my sides or partially on my stomach. When I lay on my stomach on my left side my left arm goes to my ride side, under my body, and when I'm laying on my stomach in my right side my right arm goes to my left side. Laying like that isn't dangerous, is it? Sometimes when I wake up my arm is dead.

>>9750343
But sleep paralysis makes it easier to have lucid dreams.

Lucid dreams kick ass.

>>9750370
I can't lay on my stomach while sleeping, usually I wake up feeling like someone punched my gut really hard.

>>9750257
I don't use any. Before when I slept on a boxspring on the floor (by choice, of course, I like living on the edge) I slept on it uncovered. Now i have a shitty-ass futon that I covered with a nice blanket which I never plan on replacing. Which by the way is technically not a bedsheet.

>>9750343
That reminds me, I was going to ask you guys if you've ever experienced this. I had a really bad episode the other night and thought I was going to die. My eyes were half-open so I could see around the room and I had a heavy pressure on my head. Usually when I have an episode of sleep paralysis I'm just awake and can't move, so I was extremely paranoid that night while experiencing those extra symptoms.

At one point I sat up to close my window; I was so desperate and anxious I thought something might crawl through and/or my condition would somehow improve if I closed it. When I lied back down the paralysis struck again. After that I decided not to go to sleep that night and played video games to keep myself occupied.

I cried that night, too. I was so exhausted yet afraid to let myself fall asleep.

I sleep on my side because it's the best way to hold my daki in a full embrace.

>sleep
You guys don't stay up until you pass out in one or two days?
I thought you were NEETs

>>9750709
I simply don't have the drive to do such things.

>>9750709

Being a NEET does not mean that I also have insomnia. Plus, sleeping is wonderful. It's a great way to pass time.

Sleep is the best thing ever, I get to see mai waifu in my dreams.

>>9750737
Waking up from dreams of my favorite 2D girls makes me want to die.

I wish I never had to sleep.

excuse me im just being safe

thread on not bumping anymore?

>>9754375
what's the bump limit