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He's a dead man.

>>970420

Half dead, just training.

Official story says he is living as a hermit somewhere

>>970417
He's a deadbeat dad. How can anyone like the bastard who just leaves his young daughter to become a slave? The guy didn't even leave Youmu any money so she could buy her freedom, so Youmu is a slave to that bitch ghost who makes Youmu tend her massive garden. That garden is so big it takes hours to walk from one end to the other. Fucking bastard.

"My daughters hand in marriage?!"

in the dub he's voiced by Brian Blessed.

>>970453

>>970449
I said he was an awesome warrior. I didn't say anything about his value as a parent. Just that he LOOKS like Youmu's dad.

>>970449
>>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
Yuyuko has HUGE TITS.
And did anyone know Youmu's mom?
Who knows?
Maybe Yuyuko was her.

>>970470

This humble Youki would never dishonor Lady Yuyuko in such a manner!

>>970417
Too bad chuck noris can kill him.

This is the best fanart of MANnosuke I've ever seen.

He looks so much like how you'd picture Chuck Norris's dad to look. Not only that, but he looks like a supa-skilled altruistic badass. With that SEXY BEAM, he could totally fuck your shit. He could fuck Superman's shit. He could fuck a ninja-pirate-robot-Darth Vader's shit.

And WHEN he's done fucking your shit, he doesn't kill you, but gives some fucking awesome cumload that makes you want more, and you suddenly want to suck more dicks.

Then MANnosuke walks away, his SEXY BEAM again erect, and you know you were just fucked by the best.

Man, man. Youki is fuck awesome.

>>970486
>>970490
Oh GOD.
>>970480
Shut up, MORALFAG, I do think anyone would do that.

>>970470
For a half ghost dauther you need a HUMAN and GHOST. So no way.

>>970504
Why not.

>>970504
I thought Youki was half-ghost too.

If a half-ghost has a child with a ghost, what will the child be? 1/4 Ghost?

>>970527
Half ghost + ghost = Ghost.

>>970531
Well yes probably.

>>970531
REMEMBER DBZ?

>>970449
Youki served under the Saigyouji, so it's only natural Youmu would too. And miles of cherry blossoms are nothing to a gardener who can run at nearly the speed of light. Plus, anyone who thinks living with someone as awesome as Yuyuko for all eternity needs to rethink their afterlife prospects.

>>970531
...what if Yuyu was the HUMAN before.
No wonder.

>>970449
Youki served under the Saigyouji, so it's only natural Youmu would too. And miles of cherry blossoms are nothing to a gardener who can run at nearly the speed of light. Plus, anyone who thinks living with someone as awesome as Yuyuko for all eternity is shit needs to rethink their afterlife prospects.

>>970549
Yuyuko is like SHIT OLD, Youki is a kid compared to her.

>>970531
That's stupid.

If a human has a child with a ghost, the child is half-ghost. Why would half-ghost + ghost have anything less than half-ghost?

It'd still be a half-ghost.

Half-ghost and half-ghost would have a 1/4 ghost child I guess.

Being a ghost is not a fricking gene

>>970557
Remember DBZ?

>>970531
3/4 ghost

>>970557
Okay let's bring in biology.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genotype
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenotype

>>970565
Yes it is!

>>970565
Yes, yes it is.

>>970557
half-ghost + half-ghost = half-ghost.

>>970570
Biology and Touhou, what a combination.

Youki is badass

>>970580
half-ghost + half-ghost = X¹²³
X¹= Ghost
X²= Half-ghost
X³= Ghost

Ok, for all the faggots that didn't actually play touhou:
Yuyuko is like a doting older sister for Youmu.
She likes to tease her and spend a lot of time with her.
Nothing like slavery- it's just that Youmu is really into formal shit.

Yuyuko is Youmu's mom, and Youki's wife.

>>970580
This is correct and how it applies in fiction.

Half-ghost + Half-ghost = Half-ghost
Human + Half-ghost = Human (1/4 ghost)
Half-ghost + Ghost = Ghost (1/4 human)

Half-elf + Half-elf = Half-elf
Human + Half-elf = Human (1/4 elf)
Half-elf + Elf = Elf (1/4 human)

>>970629
Yomu lies scat? She'll love alice!

>>970604
You're missing full-blooded human. There shouldn't be 2 Ghost spots.

>>970644
Then how was the first half-ghost created?

IT DOESN'T WORK. Ghost + human = half-ghost.

Just like in mythology. God + Human = demi-god.

>>970642
NO, DAD, NO!

>>970671
He doesn't say anything that contradicts that at all.

>>970671
>IT DOESN'T WORK
wut

Yes it does. Your own post doesn't even disagree with my post. OBVIOUSLY HUMAN + GHOST/ELF/GOD = Half-ghost/elf/god.

But no one was talking about that. The topic was half-ghost + half-ghost = ?

>>970588

SAUCE. INB4TOUHOU/TOUHOUDOUJIN

Logic doesn't work in Touhou, guys. Try again.

>>970724
Some Touhou doujin that was recently translated. It's long too. Like 80 pages for one chapter. Two chapters are out already. It's about Kaguya and Eirin's past.

>>970738
>>970724
IIRC, It's called Time of the Full Moon. The First Part and Middle Part have been translated.

>>970746

On Voile?

>>970760
lolno

It's on Gensokyo. By now everyone should know how to get comics from there.

Youki´s Badassery just makes youmu look even cuter and molestable than ever before.

DR. HOFFMAN
YOU FORGOT YOUR GLASSES!

I always wondered
Am I supposed to be gay or straight for trap-youmu?

I wonder where's Youmu's mother is.

>>972287
I wonder where Alice's father is.

How the fuck did Shinki have three children?

>>972325
She created them? She is a god, she doesn't have to procreate to have children.

>>972335
Sure she does.

Being the lord of Makai doesn't make her *totally* omnipotent.

Also, it's hotter that way.

>>972287
>>970822
>>970825
Why are they all so forehead?

yuyuko is youmu's mother.

>>972381
>it's hotter that way.

Can't argue that.

>>972335
Well since Shiki is not the same type of goddess as Kanako and Suwako who are just shinto gods(which are just powerful spirits and limited in what the can do) but a more western like god in her seeming omnipotence (created a dimension from nothing and so on) I really wouldn't be surprised.

>>972335
ITT NEWFAGS

>>972381
She created everyone in Makai and Makai itself all omnipotent like Alice mite be the one exception on how see did it do.
Thats assuming that they are blood related.
That brings up another interesting question what will happen once Alice's god half awakens?

>>972510

If I'm right in assuming that Alice's Grimoire is the Gensokyo equivalent of the Necronomicon, we probably don't want to know. Reimu's gonna be on the receiving end, though.

>>972552
now thats something i'd like to see in a doujin or even in an official works.

>>972552
Nah.
Alice goes Ex boss level, Reimu and her have random gibberish conversation, danmaku battle occurs, Reimu wins, Tea Party, everyone goes home and lives happily ever after.
Enjoy your canon Touhou.

>>970417
The strongest man who is the father of the softest daughter.

>>972510

She doesn't have one

The grimoire is useless

Stop your fandreaming

PS: mima is not coming back either

Stick to reality

>>972580
Oh U
0/31

newfag here
who is the youmu with weird hair

>>972580
Oh anon you need to master more trollfu

>>972497
???

>>972497
So, how do we detect REAL newfaggots?
Just see the guys who reply about EVERYTHING with confusing short words.
Fuck off, dumbfuck.