/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9694474
2) The Self-Sustaining Room of Heavenly Shame

A simply furnished interdimensional room that only you can enter. You can enter it at any time, from any place by wishing it. The room is the size of a studio apartment, and has one closet, a bed, a chair, a shelf, a sink and toilet, a refrigerator,a small table, a stove, and a desk with a computer on it. Amenties such as bowls,forks, chopsticks, etc are provided on the top shelf of the closet. Disposable items like toilet paper and tissues reappear on the middle-shelf whenever you use up the previous provision. You may put 3 items of your choosing on the bottom shelf, and they will be replenished if you use them up indefinitely, like the paper items (Alcohol and drugs for example) However, they cannot be changed after you have placed the first three items. You may not sell any of the items. You may only leave the Room of Shame for 6 hours at a time once a week. The items in the room are indestructable and eternal. Electricty and running water are eternal. You will not get sick in the Room of Shame, but you will die of old age 15 years earlier than you would have living outside the room. The food that appears in the refrigerator is limitless. If you leave a note on the door specifying what you want to eat the next day before sleeping, it will appear when you wake up. If you do not, You will have to eat rice for the entire day. There are no windows in the room. You may not bring a pet into the room.You may not sell access to the room, or otherwise financially profit from anything in the room. You may not order things from the internet, by phone, or anything else. However, you will never have your internet cut off, even if you pirate all day forever.

>>9694478
3) The Akashic Record of the Lonely Otaku Lord

You receive an indestructable hard drive, of ifinite space, that is loaded with every anime, manga, VN, LN, Japanese video game, television show and movie that has or ever will exist. You will also gain the ability to speak and read Japanese fluently. However, you may not tell anyone about the media you have consumed in any way. That means no posting spoilers on /a/ to ruin the day for fans or whatever. If you do, the hard drive will explode, likely killing you or destroying your home. While the caveats are somewhat severe, you will be able to watch crazy 3-Dimensional anime porn that is shot directly into your retinas, read any VN that will ever exist instantly, or finish any manga series you want in your own time. Unfortunately, true virtual reality was never created in Japan before it collapsed in on itself in the future. All the media will be playable on your PC. If a game requires a special peripheral, it will appear in front of you as needed. You may not sell or financially gain from the hard drive.

4)The Mystery Box

No promises. It could be awful or terrible. Can only be chosen for the first 50 posts-once revealed, no one else can choose it.

>>9694488

I choose the mystery box because all of the other choices are shit.

The Mystery Box

The box.

Other options are ridiculously bad compared to 2).

I rape the girl.

The box of mystery.

Kigurumi is okay I guess but still not interesting enough.

Mystery box it is.

Kigurumi, to make all my dreams come true!

>>9694518

Like any dork on /jp/ could rape a strong magical girl who don't need no man

The mystery box...!

Going with the Kigurumi since the mystery box wasn't shit last night, I expect it to be this time.

The magical girl.

Where's the "Or me?"

the hard drive sounds kick ass, also about my tm girl akiha better be hjere in 7 minutes op

The Kigurumi has the advantage of being able to turn you into the little girl, but how would 2D characters translate into 3D?

>>9694635

Something like this. Your hair color will be an unnatural color, though, if that character does.

The box. THE BOX.

Suit. I can be a cam girl and whore myself out for a living online while living a hikki life.

Chu chu chuse the box

Kigurumi.

I want to be my waifu, not drown in more self-imposed isolation or swarm in in more loads of media I will never finish in my life.

Number 3

All the options are complete shit.
I would rather continue living my life as is.

>>9694721
There don't seem to be any downsides to the suit as long as you have a place to put it and aren't a criminal

If you made a mold of your penis and made a rubber dildo out of it, and then put on your suit and became your waifu, you could use your own dick to fuck yourself and it'd be like you were finally fucking your waifu for real. You could even film it and talk dirty about yourself to yourself and masturbate to it as another girl or something.

>>9694474
>This item is a kigurumi suit that will magically transform you into whatever anime, VN or manga character you want

So... No touhou? Considering shmups aren't technically listed? This is important for me decision.

And you could film yourself masturbating to yourself as another girl as a girl and masturbate to that as another girl...

The possibilities are INFINITE

>>9694743

Sorry, I should've been more clear. Japanese game characters of any sort of genre are acceptable.

The kigurumi, of course. It's actually a dream of mine to be a cute girl and just go about my business like usual. The fact that I can be any female character I want is a bonus.

#1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

1 because im fucking horny right now

god i need cock my head is going blank

someboyd please

>>9694795

I'd be glad to give your butthole some dick-lovin' if you don't mind a sweaty, fat pale neckbeard writhing on top of you and shootin a load up ur butt

>>9694743

I choose 3.

Any Japanese video game that will ever exist?, here I come VR waifu simulator!

>>9694815
> Unfortunately, true virtual reality was never created in Japan before it collapsed in on itself in the future.

>>9694805
hmm yes baby
where do you live ?
will pay you or do anything but plase fuck deep

>>9694795
It's alright, don't worry dude
*whips out dick*

>>9694818
are you cute?

The box. Although the hard drive is tempting because you get to be fluent in Japanese, but I don't watch that much anime or read manga.

>>9694818

I look like this and haven't bathed for a week. I also have a 7 inch penis-is this acceptable? I'll fuck ur ass really hard and fill you with my baby batter all night long. i live in compton, what about u?

>>9694826
Are you?

I'd take the Kig suit, as it's the only one without huge consequence.

>>9694826
sure bb i can bve whatever you want

>>9694825
*kisses and licks big tasy cocck*

>>9694743
There's Touhou manga that aren't just doujin work you know.

>>9694832
hmm yes unwashed cocjk so tasty hmm but i m in oregon shame shame

I'll take 3. I get to know Japanese fluently, and eventually roll in fresh Jap poosy.

1 is really tempting though, to masturbate as a girl. I could invite friends over every night, lay naked in bed, and let them have their way with me.

1

>>9694819
Serves me right for not focusing on what I read.

Anyway, I still choose option number 3. I would get to speak four different languages in total.

And I wonder if someone ever made a commercial-level Touhou VN in the future.

>>9694833
nah bro i need a qtpie to complement my virility

The box is almost open, guys! If you want a big surprise, you better pick it~

I'd ask for both three and two.

Otherwise I'd just ask her to put me out of my misery and kill me.

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX

>>9694857
>having friends
what? quoting you

I'll bite, box.

The Box has been opened.

Congratulations.

You are transformed into a little girl and begin your life again from the age of 5 in Japan 50 years in the future. You are very cute and are born to a middle-class family. However, you are blind in one eye, and you have to wear an eyepatch over it. You have an older sister (8) who loves you very much. You are very skilled at haiku from a young age.

>>9694893
whew dodged that bullet

>>9694893
best end

>>9694899
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. You know what you have to do.

There's another thread on /a/. You could pick the box if you'd like there, if you didn't get a chance here. It's a completely different item.

>>9694893
That's shit
All the choices are shit except the kig maybe

>>9694904
well it was fun while it lasted

>>9694911

I'm glad you had fun, anon-kun.

>>9694953
don't talk to me subhuman

>>9694984

Can I suck your dick?

>>9695000
Nice trips dude. Too bad for you to be an avatarfag, kind of sad.

>>9695018
Using an image in your post doesn't make someone an "avatarfag".

>>9695000
are you cute?

>>9695032

No.

But I'll bring my kigu suit.

>>9695038
Do you have polio?

>>9695030
Shut up AVATURDFAG. Get back to gaia or something stupid weeaboo fagget, capicci?

>>9695044

Just cerebral palsy.

>>>/v/

i feel like i already know the answer, but does the hard drive contain doujins and other fan-created shit? aw whatever, i'd go with option 3 anyway. the kiru option would also be nice, but limiting it to female characters is a little disappointing.

I fucking hate magical girls. Why couldn't it of been a robot or something?

Definitely choosing number 2. Can you bring things into the room? What sort of computer do you have? I notice you didn't include things like a shower/bath, washer dryer. Did you forget to include them or is this part of the difficulty of this option?

I'm picking 1 because I can finally be her!

>>9695166
Yes, it includes doujins and derivative fan works. You just can't talk about any of it is all.

>>9695208

Yes, you may bring anything you want into the room, assuming you have room enough to store it.

A gaming rig that is the equivalent of a medium-tier build. It is automatically upgraded every 5 years so that it is always a medium-tier build. It will never break or be destroyed, however you could have software issues or glitches or whatever.

I forgot to mention the bath and shower. Let's say you have one in the corner. I figure a truNEET would just wash his 2 pairs of sweat pants, boxers, socks and T-shirts in the sink or sit around naked all the time. Let's say that you have a small washer and dryer next to the closet.

>>9695294
you're probably not allowed to share your own fan content though, right? like if you drew a picture of an anime you viewed on the hard drive you couldn't post it anywhere.

I take the room and spend the rest of my life meditating, re. It's pretty much a direct improvement of how I'm living right now.

That or the kig and whore myself out.

>>9695305

Correct. Though, you may talk about stuff once it has come out. Good luck living long enough to talk about shit made a 100 years from now, though.

If you took choice 1, couldn't you live until 70, put the suit on and get caught for a crime, and gain an extra 50 or so years to live in the process?

The Kig and the Hard Drive are both really tempting. Assuming there's no way to cut a deal to get both though, I'd probably go the drive.

Drive for sure, although I'd have chosen the box if I'd made it in time. Doesn't sound like a bad life, now that it's revealed.

9/10, I enjoy these threads.

>>9694893
Best end, lucky.

Also, I'm already blind in one one pretty much, so hey, it fits.

>>9694893
Best end, lucky.

Also, I'm already blind in one eye pretty much, so hey, it fits.

I'd definitely go for the hard drive. Damn boy, infinite porn.

Option 1 for sure, not only because the other ones suck really hard, but to be any girl I wish, that would bring infinite possibilities.

>>9695294


>A gaming rig that is the equivalent of a medium-tier build. It is automatically upgraded every 5 years so that it is always a medium-tier build.

I don't know about you, but "medium" builds need to be replaced every 2 years to be called medium. 5 years is not medium.

I'd go for 2. I'm wanting to turn to hikki as it is.

Option 1 of course.

I would make money as a look-alike of anime/manga/VN characters and whore myself for big money for some rich animefags. Then I would have enough money to build self-sufficient home in a middle of nowhere and I could whore myself again from time to time to afford internet, food and anything I would need.

>>9694474
yuri yuri is shit

1.

the room's useless without being an eternal little girl. it'd be only good in case ww3 hits, electricity goes out and mass starvation begins until they rebuild some years later.

the hard drive's not needed, i can't even catch up with the stuff that's being made, there's no way i can watch the whole drive. and without the room in 2, the chance to watch it's even smaller.

and last time some dude got the box, those blue bdsm fuckers came out of the walls and strung him up like a puppet with chains and hooks before cutting him up into pieces.

Definitely option 2.

That's pretty much my dream. The dying 15 years early thing kind of sucks, but I'm not super-invested in life anyway.

>>9702503
15 years off your lifetime isn't that bad when the alternative is to sell away 1/3 of your life on a job in order to house and feed yourself.

>>9703916
you could use the kig to turn into some random woman and become a gold digger.

then using it further change into someone else, kill your rich husband, change back, use your previous form as a scapegoat.

witnesses will remember your other form, so they won't suspect it was you.

then you inherit the money, move away "because this house reminds you too much of the tragedy" and live off of it somewhere else.

police won't get you that way since they'll be chasing someone else, and by the time they get on some trail you'll be long transformed back, none of the fingerprints or other evidence'll match and you'll be just a 'victim'.

>>9694739
Oh god.. You could film yourself as your waifu fucking your cock. Then film yourself as another girl masturbating to the first video. Then change into a third girl and masturbate to the second video and so on.

There is probably a way to complete the loop. Something like having the first video be you masturbating to a green screen, then editing the video and pasting the last one in there.

You'll make millions.

The suit.
I can finally become the little girl.