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kaguya

Ran

moko

The sweetest smell.

Depends on the size and opacity of the brush you're using, OP.

stinky stinky

Suwako.

le potato face

"Goodness gracious! Princess! You just missed the most hilarious thing!"
"What is it, Eirin? Come on! Stop laughing and spill it out!"
"I just got the whole scarlet devil mansion in my consultation room!"
"Really? What about it?"
"Oh, you should've seen their state! They had rashes all over their bodies!

The chinese girl's skin was more red than her hair! And that maid... Oh, that

maid! I can never call her elegant ever again in my life! Serves her right!

She and her master, for stopping our plans!"
"That sounds awfully serious, Eirin! Don't you think you're being too cruel?"
"Oh, that isn't what is funny! There was another one with them!"
"You mean the head of the house's younger sister?"
"Oh no, I already knew about that one. I mean, someone else. At first I

thought it was some drifter they picked off the streets, dressed in a purple

bag and a ragged, dirty cap! But no! It was their mage!"
"Really? What about her?"
"She was doing some weird research, all locked up in her library. She was

trying some spell related to botany, it seems."
"So? Was that the cause of the whole fungus thing?"
"Oh, certainly not! She didn't even seem to have enough magical ability to

even stay afloat!"
"Then? Then? Why were they all with fungus and rashes?"
"You won't believe it, Princess...!"

>>9692532
Please don't bully patchy.

>>9692532
"Come on! Stop laughing! Don't beat around the bush! Just go ahead and say it!"
"The mage...! The mage! She didn't bathe or move in so long, her body became the perfect environment for a various number of organisms, including this fungus!"
"What?! Gross!!"
"It's not just that! The fungus spread across their whole library! The whole mansion is just a bomb waiting to explode! It turns out the fungus fed off a little of the mage's blood. This was enough to turn it into a youkai itself. The head maid told me the Hakurei miko was taking care of the mansion! The fungus itself has become a far more successful youkai in a week than it's host in centuries!"
"Oh! Oh! No way! There's no way that's true!"
"See?! I told you, you wouldn't believe me! But that's not the end of it!!"
"Hahahahaha! There's more?!"
"At the end of the check-up, after all was said and done...! After all was said and done! Remilia herself paid me extra and said "let's keep this amongst ourselves."
"Hahahaha! Is she crazy?! Everyone probably already knows the mansion has been taken over by a fungus!"
"That's sort of what I replied! But then she said -No, not that... I mean her...- And then she pointed in the mage's direction!!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S RICH! THAT'S RICH, EIRIN! YOU JUST MADE MY WHOLE WEEK! HAHAHAHA!"
"GHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I KNOW, RIGHT?"
"Man! I'd be embarassed too if I had as weak an associate!"

>>9692532
>>9692542
At least get those typos right.

>>9692532
>>9692542
Eirin and Kaguya sure seem mean.

>>9692532
>>9692542
Why would you pick on patchouli like that? She's canon clean. Stupid secondaries.

>>9692582
Don't expect some roleplaying nerd to get canon correct.

>>9692582
Need source on that.

"Have you heard about the mage of the scarlet devil mansion?"
"The scarlet devil mansion has a mage?!"
"Yeah, I was impressed too. She's a youkai who spends her life lazing around her library."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she hardly ever moves. She smelled like mold, too. The head maid was visibly upset that I found out about the library's little secret. Moreso than when I ran into Remilia's younger sister! She looked... Ashamed!"
"Is she any good as a mage, though?"
"Not really. She managed to put together a cool light show for me and called it threatening attacks. I beat her without breaking a sweat. That's when she told me she is so anemic she can't even recite her spells."
"What?! How can a youkai let itself fall so ill?! She lives in a mansion! She has servants!"
"I know, right? She is even weaker than a normal human."
"Dear me! Poor thing! I almost feel sorry for her! She attacked my dear Marisa, though, so I'm really not."
"Alice!! Don't talk like that! You make me feel embarassed!"
"I never tire of seeing rowdy tawdry Marisa all fluttery!"
"Stop that!! Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"

Poor Patchy. ;_;

>>9692643
You can stop replying to yourself now.

>>9692654
But I'm not.

>>9692582
>>9692588
canon only destroys