/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No. That's gross.

Despite the fact that I have grown a disliking to real girls, and had no contact with any for years.
I think, in the presence of one, natural instinct would take over my distastes, and I would want to fug her anyway.
It's just the way it goes.

>>9689162
>protein and bacteria

Eeeeewwwwwwww

Would have to pull off the cosplay really good.

I would want to hug her and take a picture with her, yes.

>>9689181
You know, if it wasn't proteine, you wouldn't be alive right now. Also are you aware that there are colonies of bacteria living on your bed right now?

Yes, with the force of ten billion galaxies.
Thrust 'n' bust a portal to Gensokyo.

That's a surefire way to keep me from even touching her.

>>9689178
But 3D cunts are ugly as fuck. You must be a desperate teenager or something.

>>9689162
I'm so accustomed to 2D that I can detect "defects" on 3D skin instantly

I'd be grossed out before she takes off her shoes.

>>9689184
Which is pretty hard.

Only if she had a dick I could suck.

>>9689162
I don't know if there's any girl in this world who can attach bunny ears to her head and be able to move them in a natural way.

>>9689162
Reimu is white.

>>9689249
But then she'd be a he, silly anon.

>>9689242
Exactly.
It'd be interesting to see a non photoshopped cosplayer meet my high standards.

>>9689257
The girl in the photo doesn't look black to me.

I find 3D women disgusting, I'll stick to my 2D thanks.

>>9689162
Does she have a penis instead of a vagina? I'd probably do it if yes.

>>9689260
You callin' me gay, nerd?

>>9689291
Yeah. What about it?

If I can find a woman who is muscular and without a gorilla face then fuck yeah.

Unfortunately it seems that a requirement for become a muscular woman is having a gorilla face.

>>9689308
hurk hurk hurk

Yes of course :)
I would invite her to my room & give her le dick :DDD
you nerds don't think I actually care for some shitty 2D toho characters on here do you?
lel

She would have to be a beautiful, tall, white, blonde, extremely-toned Scandinavian chick to properly pull off Yuugi. And perhaps drunk.

None of that overly-photoshoped Asian girl attempting to cosplay as a blonde character bullshit.

If she fulfilled my requirements and was a good person altogether as well, then yeah I probably would.
Need to watch out to make sure she isn't skanky or a normal cosplayer. Pretty cosplayers at cons are probably complete sluts that fuck everyone there, don't want any STDs.

>>9689308
Not always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34XRmd3a8_0

Keep in mind that having low bodyfat (very defined muscle "tone") will make your face more angular, and less (natural) boobs if you're a woman.

>>9689344
Hey, she doesn't look half bad! And it seems she's a champion of something related to body building, too! I always thought those go to the really fugly roid abusing ones.

>>9689327
I bet she would look better if she did not look so...trimed and prim and proper like a lifeless barbie doll.

>>9689344
From what I can tell(the lighting makes it hard to see her face) she seems alright. But still not quite for Yuugi potential

It just seems that all body builders are so...trimmed and hairless and just unnatural.

>>9689291
His head looks weird. Like he has some kind of cancer or disease or birth defect.

>>9689162
>Would you want to do anything sexual to a real, 3D, flesh-and-blood, protein-and-bacteria girl, if she was dressed up as your favorite Touhou?

I would want to, but I wouldn't.

>>9689162

Since when was /jp/ 3DPD?

>>9689528
I've been 3DPD since I was born, I don't know about you.

>>9689528

Get the fuck out of /jp/ with your >>>/a/ shit.

>>9689404
No, he's just an intelligent person.

I've never seen a good touhou cosplay. In fact it's probably impossible. So no.

>>9689162

Of course. Who wouldn't want to refuse to an adorable jap who's into 2hus?

I can honestly say that it wouldn't matter how hot she was if she had an utterly revolting personality... which so many 3D girls (esp cosplayers) do.

>>9689564

Wait, she's hong meiling descendent but I couldn't care less as long as she's asian.

>>9689564
I'd reject her. She probably acts like a retard and doesn't even know what SICP is.

If I ever get permanent companion, she/he'd better fucking know what SICP is, so we can reread it for the rest of our lives. Having someone who doesn't want to achieve satori by your side is pointless.

>>9689162
She looks cute.

You guys seem to be worried about her personality.

But OP said "anything sexual", not "living with her forever".

>>9689606
I want to lick the protein and bacteria on her feet!

>>9689606
Nobody cares.

>>9689612

>>9689614
Well I do.

>>9689612
3D feet are disgusting, though.

>>9689614
You do.

>>9689606

Yeah. Finding someone like that in real life is hard, making them fall in love with your is harder. The wizard route is always waiting on my side.

>>9689652
You seem to be confused, read >>9689611

Just pretend she's a prostitute paid by the president of the United States of America.

>>9689657

B-but I want to keep her home... Look how fragile and sad she is. She needs someone by her side. Stop treating her mean /jp/.

>>9689657
Ahhhhhh~! Barack Hussein Obama sending a Touhou-themed prostitute out to take my virginity is my #1 sexual fantasy!

>>9689611
But personality is at least half of it for me.

So yes, if she's got the personality to match. And she has to be a virgin or else I'd be too self-conscious.

No, because I wouldn't see a girl cosplaying as, say, Miko and think to myself "Oh wow that's Miko but in 3D!"

I'd think "That's some bitch dressed up as Miko."

The qualities that I like in my favorite art of my favorite Touhous don't translate into 3D.

Never, that would actually make me wanna hurt her for defiling the image of my favourite touhou

>>9689678
It took me the longest time to understand you weren't talking about Shrine Maidens/Reimu.

>>9689680
What if she roleplays for the whole night? You would do it, right?

>>9689692
It's okay, nobody remembers her anyway.

No, but I often fancy taking a petite, attractive girl as my captive slave, then surgically removing her brain and implanting mine inside.

I wouldn't even think about doing anything with her before that, since it would hamper her pure maidenness which would be mine after all.

I still haven't decided what to do with my own body i'd leave behind though.

>>9689759
If I was suddenly a girl, I would jack off to the smell of my own feet, fuck a ton of dudes, and then kill myself in front of a large crowd of pedestrians.

>>9689599
Would you still accept me if I fancied the Cthulu Mythos more than SICP though?

>>9689775
No.

>>9689773
Your disgusting slutty ways are the reason karma didn't bestow you with being born a girl.

>>9689783
Good. SICP writing is shit anyway.

>>9689793
Wait a minute, are we talking about the same SICP?

>>9689793
>karma
Fuck off back to Reddit.

>>9689810
I confused SCP with SICP, gomen.

>>9689697
I guess so. I'd probably feel a bit empty inside the next morning when she goes back to her normal personality but hey.

>>9689705
Don't worry, I remember her.

>>9689826
It's okay.

See, OP, nobody wants to read SICP with me.

>>9689823
Do you even Buddhism?

Sex with Youmu!

>>9689850

What's not shown in this image are all the monks Byakuren let drown. When Byakuren met Murasa, she let her sink the boat she was riding on, and revealed a shining ship inside. Byakuren let Murasa become captain of that ship, befriending her. Of course, there were no witnesses to this, because Byakuren let all of the monks she was traveling with drown with the first boat. She purposefully let a bunch of people die just so there would be no witnesses to how she would befriend youkai instead of exterminating them like everyone thought she was doing.

She's a cunt.

>Would you want to do anything sexual to a real, 3D, flesh-and-blood, protein-and-bacteria girl

Yes

>>9689939
You don't even know that Byakuren could have kept the shit afloat if she wanted. For all we know her real youkai exterminating powers are Akyuu-tier.

>>9689928
I'd bang that dork!