/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>mfw when gaben was the janitor

I wonder why John won't post.

Reported.

Is Sean on his phone or something?

I'm not on my phone, I just keep myself appearing offline so the message popup doesn't blink in the tab.

/jp/ facebook is best facebook rofl

Is this how far /jp/ has fallen?

It looks like Chris got his truck fixed. We should congratulate him sometime.

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/jp/ is made up of the facebook group and like three others.

Chris congratz on your truck being fixed.

>>9667304
chris here. thanks bros

This is my Facebook image.

I wonder why nobody has added my Transexual "It's complicated" profile to their friends list in 6 years. You'd think I would at least have gotten spam invites by now.

Not even once.

Anyway, back to SAO. I don't think Volume II has enough content to fill twelve to thirteen episodes unless they really stretch them out. What do you all think?

>>9667317
I dunno, reading is for kids that go to school and shit.

>>9667317
With the way they're going, we're definitely getting ALO.

But guys, did you hear that Jacob actually got a girl?

>>9667318

If we turn this thread into a light novel discussion thread, technically, we're following the rules of /jp/, right?

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I thought she just fucked him once because she was pregnant and bored. Did he actually manage to make her his girlfriend?

>>9667323
...what

This is the strangest thread I've ever seen on /jp/

>>9667327
Not her. Apparently he's been emailing some chick that he RPs with and now they're dating or something.

>>9667326
What crawled up your ass Gabe

you guys better not be shitting up /jp/ when winter comiket rolls around

>>9667331

Who the fuck would date him before fine gentlemen such as you and Chris?

She must be mentally incapacitated.

Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

I banged 2 girls this weekend, true story.

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Jacob pls go.

Jacob pls go

>>9667340
I was laughing by the end of the first sentence.

>>9667348
Sounds good to me. But would he shitpost with us?

>>9667340

We should invite him to the Facebook.

Jacob pls go