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Cutest Touhou

>> No.9665521
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9665521

But that's not Yuuka.

>> No.9665527

You accidentally posted a picture of Patchouli OP.

>> No.9665887

Maybe. Patchouli has the most passive personality of the toe-hoes AFAIK, and passivity is a huge part of "cuteness." The evolutionary cute response was developed because it makes stronger organisms want to unconsciously protect weaker/less aggressive (but not unhealthier - this is why visible diseases/etc are extremely anti-cute) members of the same race until adulthood, ensuring that a birth wasn't wasted.

>> No.9665906

>>9665887

Also, the 'cute' response ties deceptively into the 'beauty' response, since the beauty response is a very accurate indicator of overall health. The fault in tying these two together is that not only flat health is mapped, but also ability to reproduce, eg. wide hips.

>> No.9665925

Tewi is cute.
Suwako is cute.
Kyouku, Kogasa, and Kisume are cute.

>> No.9665929

>>9665887
Man, when you put it that way I just want to beat them shit out everyone until I am the only one left.

Don't try to MANIPULATE ME MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.9665933

>>9665527
I don't know what you're talking about. Patchy is cute as hell.

>> No.9665940
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9665940

I don't get the whole sickly-frail-girl thing.

Patchy looks pretty healthy to me.

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>>9665925
How could you forget Rumia?

>> No.9666039

>>9665940

Unrealistically so. People who're that absorbed in any one thing don't take care of themselves in the other areas of their life. The biggest bookworms aren't healthy, and the biggest fitness fucks aren't knowledgeable.

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9666042

The fact that she's a failure makes her that much cuter.

>> No.9666049

>>9666042
This same logic doesn't apply to you though.

>> No.9666054

>>9666049

owned rly hard :hazard:

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Would you comfort a crying magician?

>> No.9666072

>>9666064
Absolutely.
Cry into my chest, Patchouli. It's ok, let it all out.

>> No.9666069

>>9666064
no

>> No.9666070

>>9666064

I would totally look like a nice guy and it would satisfy my instinctual need to do so. Heck yeah.

>> No.9666079

>>9666049
Exactly.

>> No.9666097

>>9666064
Probably not. My strong suit is humor not comfort.

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9666282

Would you attend Comiket with Patchouli, /jp/?

>> No.9666288

>>9666282
Sure. I don't do well with crowds, but neither does Patchy. We can lean on each other.

>> No.9666324

>>9666072
you sound like a fuggin betanerd who would get friendzoned instantly bcuz ur to much of a pussy to actually put the moves on her.

>> No.9666329

>>9666064
I would pull her hat off and wipe her tears with it.

>> No.9666347
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9666347

I personally think Nazrin is the cutest Touhou. But any Touhou is a good candidate.

>> No.9666351

>>9666347
Maybe if you cut those Mickey Mouse ears off of her.

>> No.9666355

>>9666351
How about I cut your dick off you faggot?

>> No.9666360

>>9666329
I would pull her hat off and wipe my ass with it.

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Why is Patchy so much better than Meiling at martial arts?

>> No.9666450

>>9666417
Because she isn't.

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>>9665515
Good taste OP
http://youtu.be/jfQvffDEFQg

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9667096

Kappa~

>> No.9667127

>>9667096
Second if not equal to Youmu in dorkiness.

>> No.9667132

>>9667096
30~ posts in and we have our winner!

>> No.9667135

>>9667127

your a dork

>> No.9667148

>>9667135
And I'm still only 3rd dorkiest.

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9667152

Time tested, still the cutest.

>> No.9667158

>>9667127
Alice is the biggest dork

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