/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9634939
yes, i would.
why not just go to a sex house though.

>>9634945
A sex house will last just 30 minutes and be a boring fuck. You can just masturbate and feel better.

Here you get a soapy massage and your entire body will tingle, not just your penis.
you also can't kiss prostitutes, so there's that. Cuts out a good bit of the pleasure.

more expensive for gaijin

no stay inside where its safe

>>9634945
as >>9634947 said
It'd be nice to get my everything cleaned and messaged professionally, then get a blowjob and a nice slippery fuck.
>>9634952
I was driving by the soapy district and one of the yakuza dudes standing outside one of his shops flagged me down and tried talking me into coming in. He lowered the price down to 8500 yen for 90 minutes, but I was only trying to find the district and didn't have any yen on me.

>>9634964
what happened to his face

>>9634966
No clue, it's an image I found online. I'm too much of a pussy to outright take pictures of anything in public, let alone a place with 50 billion yakuza looking dudes standing around looking at me.

What is a soapy land?

>>9634973
Do you not watch anime?

>>9634972
>Club Virgin

WHITE PIGGU GO HOME

>>9634975
Yes but i have never heard of anything referenced to as a soapy land.

>>9634977
Their prices are rather outrageous. But think, theirs a possibility you will be bathed by a true virgin. Also they accept all major credit cards

What difference does it make whether the girl bathing you is a virgin or not?

>>9634986
>200 usd
This can't be typical can it?
>>9634989
Diseases. But it's all a lie anyway so whatever.

>>9634986
what's the 1,000 yen option

>>9634989
Why is that even a question

Its very important

You dont want her to rub her lewdness on you

>>9634989
Purity first friend.

>>9634986
Is it virgin only?
How will they know?

Do they have some sort of neckbeard testing device?

>>9634980
Everyone says soapyland, but their officially called soaplands. It's a completely legal venue where you go to pay fully upfront to take a bath, meet a girl of your choice, fall in love with her, and get laid.

>>9634990
>diseases
All the girls at most soapy lands get tested regularly, you can ask the customer service representatives, they'll be more than willing to answer any of your queries concerning STDs. And they put a condom on you with their mouth before they suck and fuck you. So it's all good.

>>9634993
>>9634993

That would be the parking fee. Parking's expensive in the city.

I wish I had the courage to do things like this.

But I don't want girls to see my shameful jewdick.

Do they seriously give sexual services or is it just a joke?

>>9635005
Wait, why'd I say that without reading? It's if you choose a girl, it costs 1,000 yen more.

I assume these places are not welcome to foreigners?

Fuck off back to gaijinpot, faggots.

>>9635013
Think about the service they offer, I'm sure they're gunning to pull more foreigners in.

>>9635013
Some are gaijin friendly, the majority is not though.

>>9635009
>>9635013
They do offer sexual services and they offer it to everyone who wishes. All businesses exclusively to nipps have signs outside their windows saying so. Those are mostly on resturaunts though.

>>9635018
but what about that whole GAIJINS CANT FUCK OUR PURE NIHONJIN GIRLS thing

>>9635018

It may depend where you are from honestly. When I was in Okinawa, there were plenty of places like what OP wants to go do that had signs saying "No Americans". Then again, that was Okinawa, where they have a slightly more jaded view of Americans than those on the main islands.

>>9635021
I'd say the large majority of them serve foreigners. I have yet to see one that was only for japanese

>>9635025
When were you in okinawa?

I haven't bathed in two months, I wonder if I should stop by one.

Are they actually enjoyable? What if you blow your load early like a typical kissless virgin ?

>>9635034
You pay for your time, not for how early you cum.
And they're massively enjoyable. You get showered down first, then you relax on an air mattress and she pours personal lubricant all over you and applies it with her entire body. from their it can go anywhere such as a make out session, hand/blow job ending with consented sex

>>9635030

'09 to '11. 2 years is the standard tour of duty for unaccompanied military personnel over there. I'd honestly love to go back there when I get out, since the military is very restrictive of everything in regards to all the stuff that has happened in the past.

>>9635034
>What if you blow your load early like a typical kissless virgin ?

Drink a handle of sourmash before you go. Laugh at them when they fail to get you up, and if they try sucking you off anyway just glare angrily at them until they give up.

Complain loudly when it's finished and demand to be recompensed.

>>9634986
>STSTEM
If they can't spell 'system' correctly, how am I supposed to trust them to get me a virgin?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeor9z_japan-escort-soapland-of-kings-clu_sexy

I'd rather have a super homo Turkish Bath instead.

I wonder what happens if you get a boner while getting massaged there. Will he guy kick you out?

>>9635068
I wonder what's with Turkish guys. They are all so anti-homo. Yet when you flirt with them. They just nod at you and play hard to get.

>>9635064
What's wrong with her teeth?

If only I didn't live in a shitty country that bans things like this.

>>9635078
She's Japanese

>>9635064
She moves like a marionette doll... I wonder if that's a part of the role.

>>9635091
"[M]arionette doll" is redundant

Wait, 40 minutes is 10k yen and 70 mins is 21k? These people don't seem to understand how pricing should work, unless I'm missing something.

>>9635099
Why does that pricing not make sense?

>>9635103
You get 80 minutes by going with 2 40s for 1k less

Wait, so you're telling me a girl will have sex with me... for money?

>>9635106
Shorter courses offer different services.

>>9635078
It's Yaeba.

Also OP, when you feel like not being a coward, go in and take some pictures for us of the inside too.

>>9635111
Like?

>>9635115
Look at moonrunes below prices.

>>9635117
I can't read them.

>>9635119
>2012
>not speaking fluent japanese

>>9635123
Not everyone here is a weeaboo.

>>9635131

>>9635131
Yeah, you tell him brother XDDDD

>>9635140
>XDDDD
Get out.

>>9635131
gb2reddit

>>9635145

>>9635154
>>9635153
>>9635140
>>9635136
I feel bad for shitting up this thread. If I delete my posts, will you?

>>9635156
>implying you didn't just get trolled hard

LEL

>>9635119
Op please post more pictures of the sex club "street" art. Never able to see any in major cities when in Japan in 2007

>>9635113
I set a date on my calendar. If all goes according to plan, I'll be back in two weeks with pictures.

It's too late anon, we all saw what happened, and the archive is there for those who did not.

>>9635162
There's a typhoon hitting us now, but when the weather's better, I'll go out and actually take pictures of the soapy district

>>9635164
Good luck.

Make sure to tell us how it is.

>>9635064
I'd be more likely to pay to keep that thing away from my dick.

>>9635174
Are you kidding? She's adorable, what's wrong with you?

Besides, beggars can't be choosers.

>>9635178
She's an ugly crackhead with bad teeth.

>Besides, beggars can't be choosers.
If I'm paying money for something I have the right to demand a quality product.

How can I find a cute virgin girl to marry in Japan?

Dont be a faggot and just do it.

I dont know how it works in japan, but take care of your stuff, specially of your wallet.

And take a condom with you, they usually sell them more expensive in those places. Good luck.

>>9635188
that will cost more money anon.

>>9635044
I realize this is a bit late but did you ever go to the banana show?

>>9635199
Give me a ballpark figure

>>9635188
Hit up the clubs outside one of the many US military installations and you'll find many women willing to come home with you. Most are only out to have fun in bed, and the ones that try and stick to you are mostly filipina juicy girls. But sometimes you'll find a japaho who wants to be your wife.

>>9635209
That lady is still alive. Her daughter will take over once she croaks though. Her daughter is atleast 60 years old

>>9635214
That sounds exactly like korea, why am I not surprised?

>>9635217
Pardon me while I vomit

This will be my last post on 4chan for about several months. I am coming zunbar. I am coming everyone.

>>9635224
Fuck Camp Casey/Hovey. Filipina juicies down in the ville were fucking nasty. Last month we had they found a juicy girl at the UN club with AIDs.

If I ever went to Japan, I'd do my best to stay away from shady places like soaplands. It just seems to me like they wouldn't hesitate to harvest a gaijin's organs.

>>9635725
You're thinking of China.

>>9635072
>I wonder what's with Turkish guys. They are all so anti-homo. Yet when you flirt with them. They just nod at you and play hard to get.

I've heard they only consider someone homo if they're on the receiving end. And even then, homo only if they like it.

>>9635072
Are you Swedish, by any chance?

Most of the sex shops in the not really foreign places I visited had signs saying no foreigners, but bigger places like osaka and everywhere in Tokyo they'd let you in. No Idea if you'd get the same service as a general japanese guy. I assume that or better since Japanese girls love foreign penis.

Why must you keep reminding me of how far I am from those?

Isnt there absolutely no penetration involved in these places? Just grinding naked?

>>9635844
>no penetration
Others have said otherwise in this thread.

>>9635839
If it makes you feel any better you'd never have the willpower to go to one anyway.

>>9635845
If another /jp/sie went with me I would.

I don't see the appeal of sleeping with underage whores who're only interested in their paycheck so that they can prolong their cell phone subscription but I'd suggest that you go, who doesn't love Japanese highschool girls?

>>9634986
200 dollars for a 49 minute bath with a 1 minute handjob? Where is this at? I've seen the prices much cheaper and the times a lot lower at other places... Like 40 minutes for 5000 yen.

>>9635214
This.

Works for females wanting a cheap fuck from those jap guys too. One of my black female friends went to one and they were all over her buying her and us drinks and shit. Was great. (greater considering we weren't even of age.. but they've never asked for ID in the 2 years i lived there). Also I lived in camp Zama, rep that shit.
>>9635025
When ever I visited there I never saw any of that. But I know okinwans are like hawaiins in that their all "muh island" and don't want no baka gaijins in they holy land.
>>9635704
Sucks you didn't get stationed at yongsan or osan, there's plenty of shit to do at/near both.
>>9635044
lol, my family was lucky to stay at one place for more than 2 years. But i've seen families stationed at one place for like 10 years, that shit don't make sense to me.
>>9635844
Probably at CLUB VIRGIN for those prices, but the ones near the bases are pretty much handjobs.

Also the time i went with a friend, who didn't pick our girls. I suppose in CLUB VIRGIN and other high classy sex bath places you get to.

Come on, you're white and in Japan. I stayed there for a year, got a girlfriend and was still fucking random girls on the side whenever the fuck I wanted (and they all wanted to be my girlfriend). They did all my paperwork for me, my laundry, my cooking... and you want to pay for a shitty quick fuck.

>>9634939

Short and standard? Where's the elite/premium tier?

>>9635895
News Flash: All white people aren't attractive alpha males.

>>9635907
I really think you underestimate the power of being white in Japan.

>>9635909
Being white doesn't make you as powerful as Japan's black population.

Owatte shimau kyou wo ommotte nanika dekiru koto wo sagasukeredo.

>>9635925
wat

>>9635851
You'd just turn the whore down and fuck the /jp/sie.

>>9635932
Fucking is 2 lewd 4 /jp/sies, nerd.

Most of the sex shops in the not really foreign places I visited had signs saying no foreigners, but bigger places like osaka and everywhere in Tokyo they'd let you in. No Idea if you'd get the same service as a general japanese guy. I assume that or better since Japanese girls love foreign penis.

>>9635935
But you want to go to soapland with one.

>>9635932
No, I want to fuck the whore with the /jp/sie.

>>9635936
The worker's opinions are unimportant, it's the shop owner & the other customer's opinions that matter.

They could also get into legal trouble if they allow non-Japanese citizens to fuck their employees.

>>9635938
Cuddling & massages aren't as lewd as touching sexual organs with a girl.

>>9635940
How is that not lewd then, what the hell.

>>9635915
what

>>9635925
Y-you too...

I'd have to spend a while levelling up my social skills as well as learn another language, forget this.

Seriously, would you people waste your virginity on some old crackho when there are a lot of beatiful virgins out there.

>>9635961
>beautiful
>virgin

I'm quoting life.

>>9635022
>All businesses exclusively to nipps

>>9635942
>They could also get into legal trouble if they allow non-Japanese citizens to fuck their employees.

Why? It's prostitution either way, right?

>>9635961
Because we haven't had any luck with them so far. I assume most of us aren't very social

>>9635966
And I'm always told that the white man is the sole oppressor in this world, and that Asians aren't white, they're LOLYELLOW.

I am saving my virginity for true 2d love

>this thread

>>9636001
Well at least she wasn't cheating on that nerd (yet).

Has anyone here actually gone to one of those? How was it?

>>9635064
Is she on drugs or something?

>>9636038
It was was like the second coming of Jesus and changes my life 180° to the better.

>>9636043
Crackwhores aren't called crackwhores for jokes.

>>9636001
That's what you normalfags get for invading my internet.

Nah OP just invest in chloroform and rohypnol.

AV actresses do soapland on the side, like how American porn actresses do escorting on the side.

>>9636102

>porn actresses
>actresses
>ac·tress/ˈaktris/ Noun: A female actor.
>ac·tor/ˈaktər/ Noun: 2; A person who behaves in a way that is not genuine.

>>9636111
who are you quoting

>>9636111
btw i'm a girl.

>>9636111

You think porn actresses are being themselves?

>>9636111
le count to potato face

That sounds really amazing. I have a big thing for oiled girls.

Places that allow foreigners do not staff Japanese women in the vast majority of cases. Hope you love jungle asians.

>>9636184
I hope they staff thai dickgirls.

>>9636425

If thats the case, why not go straight to Thailand? It is much cheaper over there then in Japan.

>>9636460
Pretty much this. When I was stationed overseas, me almost everyone else I knew would take leave either there, the Philippines, or Japan

>>9636703
>me
meant to say "I and"

>>9636460
Thailand has a lot more AIDS. All those brown asian countries have AIDS pretty bad.

>>9636703
Why the fuck would you want to go to the Philippines?

>>9635041
>Consented sex
That never happens for pure reasons. Someone I know got consensual sex, and the moment they left thugs asked him to pay for it.

Yeah go fugg some hot jap bishes :DD

>>9634964
> 8500 yen for 90 minutes
can't be good. according to op, 70min = 21000 yen

>>9636713
>brown asian
Shit nigger! what are you doing?

>>9636184
serious?

>>9639717
Common knowledge.

I have a question in regards to the whole 'No Americans' lark that goes on in Japanese establishments.

Lets say I found an establishment that was no Americans, could I, an English man, still gain entry?

>>9640453
All gaijins are americans.

>>9640473
God damn, that's insulting.

>>9640494
I know, right? I bet he says "animes" too.

I've been under the impression that they're BFF with Deutschland. Is that correct?

Sometimes I wish they had soaplands in NYC but then I remember that they would be staffed with the most trashy and uncute women in the city. They'd also probably be illegal. Happy endings in massage parlors are illegal.

Do they hire traps in soaplands? That would be an awesome experience.

>>9634986

They don't understand how long 50 minutes is. I can probably cum like 3-5 times in 50 minutes even with the refractory period.

So when they have "No Americans allowed" signs, does that include the British?

>>9644816
yes, obviously.

Do they still hate Russians?

>>9644830
It's not like you have to tell anyone where you're from. Just say you're French or something and pretend like you can speak it.

>>9635870
>Probably at CLUB VIRGIN for those prices, but the ones near the bases are pretty much handjobs.

How can you tell from the outside?
All the soapland JAVs you find (naturally) include penetration, although that's certainly not the main appeal of those vids.

>>9636713
wear a rubber, c'mon isn't this basic knowledge?

inb4 "it's not sexy enough unless I'm exchanging fluids with her!"

A funny observation I made in a capsule hotel.

Most capsule hotels are men-only as was this one, but there were several women offering "services" akin to soaplands.
>mfw those women roamed freely in the bathing area

>>9644857
Would you really have sex with someone you knew had AIDS with just a condom?

>>9644869
Who are you quoting?

>>9644869

possible irony, given the context of your post, in the case that you didn't know your mfw's guy's shirt says "love"

Or perhaps it was intentional?

>>9644905
Not really, I didn't find a picture fitting to be >mfw and I simply took Urobuchi, since he is a cool guy - not afraid of Japanese prostitutes or anything.

>>9634964
>>9634972
Are those really yakuza bouncers? Shouldn't they have some more physically threatening people at the doorsteps... or do 10 appear from nowhere when something is about to happen?

>>9644974
Maybe they have guns.

So where does one go in Japan if they have a catfight fetish?

>>9644974
It's Japan, even the Yakuza are skinny metrosexuals.

>>9644974
Why would they need to be threatening? Nobody is going to fuck with them anyway. Japan is full of vaginas.

I know it's Japan, but do they judge customers with small genitals? Or would I be fine because they've all seen their fair share of penises in their time?

>>9645090
Why would they give a shit? It's not like they do it for pleasure.

>>9645110
Agree, it's just money to them. Penile hygiene is probably more important to them.