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9628634 No.9628634 [Reply] [Original]

How would your touhou react if you confessed to her that you have always loved her and are unable to think about ever loving anyone else?

>> No.9628638
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Oops, posted the wrong picture.

>> No.9628640

"Shut the fuck up, wench!" then I'd whip my 300 pound dick out and slap her with it.

>> No.9628653

>>9628640
if u confessed to HER(or HIM for ur case lmao)
*throws u on DA FLOOR*

>> No.9628652

I wouldn't because confessing love isn't baller.

>> No.9628655
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The funny part is that she would already know before anything was ever said.

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>her face when

>> No.9628668

>>9628640
Your massive dick will be deflected by the power of Aikido.

>> No.9628686
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"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" *hic* "-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaazzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

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>> No.9628697
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>>9628686

>> No.9628730

That would be a fucking lie, though. I want to dick a new anime girl every week.

>> No.9628734

She'd get really embarrassed and run away because I'm a human.

>> No.9628749

>>9628734
>She'd kill me and eat me because I'm a human.

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>her face when

>> No.9628809
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I'll never know ;-;

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>>9628653

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>> No.9628835

>>9628634
Why are you so beta OP? You're supposed to act fly and make her so wet every time she's around you for more than 10 mins she has to run off to change her panties. Even though you're crushing on her you have to make it to where she just has to confess to you first.

>> No.9628838
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"Oh really? How about a drink?"

>> No.9628846
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"Awesome! Now you can teach me how to be good at video games and ill teach you how to be good at magic! Wanna take a walk in the forest?"

>> No.9628848
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It's sad because I'd be incapable of loving her and vice versa.

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>> No.9628888
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She'd be happy and cheerful and super nice about rejecting me because I'll never be good enough for her.

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Flabbergasted.

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>>9628888
I don't think she would be that direct.

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brutally murdered and turned into manure

>> No.9629123

>>9628848
Yeah, i know how does it feels

>> No.9629126
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I think the saddest part is, she probably doesn't' understand the concept.

>> No.9629127

>>9629101
shell give you a flower and tell you your not her type not worthy of getting abused by her

>> No.9629128
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I do hope she says yes~

>> No.9629165

>>9629128
She's married to her job.

>> No.9629176

>>9629165
I think she'd be happy that someone appreciates her work.

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Strangely enough the one I would consider actually being with isn't even my favorite. She's up there...but not at the number 1 slot.

>> No.9629219

never think about doing that to a girl in real life

it's basically like saying "it's okay to take advantage and cheat on me"

>> No.9629222

>>9629176
I think she'd be happy someone appreciates her at all.

>> No.9629228
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"...I know."

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>>9629222
Theres the idea!

>> No.9629237

>>9629219
More likely that she'd walk away and think you're creepy.

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>>9629228
And then she gets frozen in carbonite.

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>>9629245
I need to watch Star Wars someday.

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I imagine that she would make this face and then laugh at me and insult me.

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She'd excitedly start flapping her wings and blush so hard that she'd overheat, caution signs would start swirling around her head, klaxons would be playing in the background, and finally she'd faint and fall into my arms.

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>>9629286
You should. It's a classic, to be sure.
No, it's nothing like this.

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>>9629328

there should be more touhou-star wars crossover images

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>>9629445
Very true.

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I assume if I'm saying that then it's not out of the blue.

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>>9629228
Needs more contempt.

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