/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ask her if she does Enjo Kosai and trade pictures of yourselves to eachother.

>>9604730
btw I'm a girl

>>9604739

Dude, I'm not looking for some kind of relationship

I am Haruna! A Japanese school girl.

I want a Western man. I like what all Japanese school girls like. If this is you, please respond:

* White man with blue eyes.
* Big soft belly for me to sleep on, -_-.
* Fur around the neck, like a lion, RAWR!
* You have to like anime, and know much of many shows.

We can get married and you can come here to Japan. My father owns an Anime company. You can become an executive.

>I await your reply with great expectation

Ask her for pic. You wouldnt want to talk to some fat landwhale right.

>I hope that we can be come good friends ;)
>good friends
>;)

SLUT
ABANDON ALL SHIPS

>>9604752

i dont care about her looks. the chance of me actually meeting her in real life is way too small anyway

Ask her which Touhou she would fuck.
Send her pics of your dick.

You should delete OP pic, OP, unless you want someone mean messaging her about this thread. A lot of people enjoy doing that.

>>9604770
im p. sure shes not into touhou

Tell her you're an otaku and you have a room full of dakimakura and touhou

>I'm interested in your country
So, from what subhuman country do you hail from, OP?

Are these kids' parents really OK with them talking to random foreign strangers over the internet? I hear they even use Skype?

>>9604779
Talk about westaboo shit then.
GOT and LOTR.

>>9604783

The land in the north where polarbears roam the streets.

Sweden.

Compliment her on her English skills (she's pretty good in my opinion).
Ask her thinks about Japan/Japanese.
Answer her questions in return.
See where it goes.

>>9604778
Thanks for the idea.

>>9604798

K ill try that

>>9604794
Pretend to be swiss.

>>9604807

Why?

Ask her if she would like to suck your cock, dude.

>>9604806
>>9604747
>>9604761
>>9604779

Alright this guy is a fag.

Don't message them in english.
That's why you get few replies

Not fucking again with these shitty threads...

>>9604778
Done, I've accused him of being american and tokiko, and included links to this thread and waruso. I also made sure to mention him being a dangerous otaku shutin who wants to get pictures of her and post them here.

Should be interesting if she reacts animatedly.

>>9604798
She's 15 years old and she writes "I like watching movie". Yeah, pretty good.

I can't maintain any conversation with anyone.
I've already chatted with some japs but our chat is just "hey west are day, japan are night! cool!" and nothing more than it.

Why did you censor your own name but not the girls?
You fucked up, OP.

>>9604848
Why would he care? We aren't in /b/, you know.

I'm not into Type-Moon but I like her

This isn't /soc/ or /adv/, and this thread doesn't belong here.

Go take your pathetic social life somewhere else.

>my e-mail address:disney-dream-maker@hotmail.co.jp

>>9604905
what are sanae's 10 desires?

>>9604918
1. Read comics
2. Watch anime
3. Calligraphy
4. Make friends
5. Talk in Japanese or English
6. Tell anything about Japan
7. Teach Japanese
8. Find a penpal
9. Finish Student High
10. Suck gaijin cock

>>9604918
1. Make friends who live in foreign country
2. Learn English
3. Teach Japanese
4. Receive message from those who are interested in Japan
5. Be contacted
6. Be late to reply
7. Read comics
8. Watch anime
9. Don't care your gender, nationality and age
10. Love Japan

>>9604918
1. Comics
2. Anime
3. Friends who live in foreign country
4. To talk to you in Japanese or English
5. To be good at English
6. To tell you anything about Japan
7. To teach you Japanese
8. For you to be interested in her
9. To receive your mail
10. To thank you for reading

>>9604936
>>9604937
>>9604939
You listed ass twice.

>>9604730
>I await your reply with great expectation

Send her a pdf of Great Expectations.

>>9604939
>>9604937
>>9604936
You listed 10 desires thrice

>>9604794
>polarbears roam the streets
Okay make some room for me, I'm on my way to Sweden.

>>9604939
>>9604936
omaera listed comics and anime twice

>>9604949
Sweden (and Norway and Finland) has high suicide rates. Do you want to commit suicide or what?

I plan to move to Japan soon.
I hope I find some people who could let me live with them for free.

>>9604905

There are real Sanae out there,what a good news!

>>9604963
You mean "Finland has".
http://www.who.int/mental_health/prevention/suicide_rates/en/

>>9605014
>RUSSIAN FEDERATION
>53

cool

Nobody ever replies, so I made an ad.
Hopefully someone will respond.

I got a reply yesterday from some girl who gave me her skype but I just don't give a fuck and I'm not installing skype.

>>9605090
>I just don't give a fuck
then why did you ask for messages if you dont want to talk to anyone
or did she say she'll only talk on skype

>>9605090
>>9604730
How long did it take for them to reply ? Did you write to them in english or japanese ?

>>9605098

My ad wasn't even serious, just like 2 sentences. If it's that easy to get desperate Japanese girls then that is pathetic...
>>9605104
english, she replied in half English and romanji.

>>9604963
No, I like bears

>>9605104

Like 2 days.

>>9605107
maybe she's into uncommunicative guys. You could have a decent chance

>>9605114

Anyway, when I tried logging on it says my account has been blocked. So I missed my chance. ;_;

Why?

>>9605107
>romanji

>>9605125
I don't care I don't use that when learning Japanese anyway.

I didn't read this thread and I didn't see the other one, but here's my experience with japan-guide.com.

About 50% of males and 100% of females(between age 15 and 25) on that site is really just looking for a romantic relationship. Even though it's against the rules and all that. Everyone is writing about friendship and sex doens't matter and I just want to learn English etc. but in the end, it's all about finding a white boyfriend(for japanese chicks) or an asian girlfriend (for western dudes).

>>9604905

>I don't care gender,nationality or age

I FUCKING KNEW IT~!

I warned you about her I told you bro

>>9605144

> it's all about finding a white boyfriend(for japanese chicks)

Sounds good to me, you've convinced me to make an ad.

>>9605125

>>9605162
Good one.

>tfw they are just using you to get a green card.

>>9605144

Bottom line, unless you're a white dude looking for a 3D japanese waifu, the best person to contact would be that one 21 year old japanese bro interested in sports and vidya. At least he's gonna show up.

>>9605176
Japan is not the third world.

>>9605178
was that the guy who hated bitches? did anyone contact him?

I'm thinking of making a profile, but I'm not sure what kind of profile. Should I go for my rough and manly tall gaijin who probably has a huge cock appeal? Or the sophisticated cosmopolitan European who enjoys the finer things in life and would like to share these pleasures with other cultures? Or maybe I should just try to be as generic and normal as possible so I won't scare away those who hate people who stand out?

>>9605198
you should try not to be a faggot.

>>9605205
Now you're being unreasonable.

Can other users see your e-mail adress when you contact them? Does your nickname get used for anything? What's a really cool nick that doesn't sound like it was lifted straight out of a fantasy novel?

I want to make myself as appealing as possible.

>>9605198

Be as normalfag as possible but accentuate the fact that you have a white cock. As in, "My name is Thomas Smith".

>>9605212
I'm thinking of one as well. getting a nickname is always hard for me

>>9605212
XXxX420smok3w33d3v3rYd4aYY420XxxX

Just for your info >>9605144 is bullshit and no one is going to answer you if you don't write in Japanese.

>>9605212
>>9605223

Just use your first name_last name. It isn't a MMO or anything.

As entertaining as this seems, I just cannot maintain communication with someone this way....
Eventually I procrastinate on replying until it becomes pointless to even try.

>>9605178
>>9605190
Gun Sazawa. I'm too shy to contact him. Hell, I don't even have an account or know what site this is. Worst of all, I don't even live in japan.

>>9605236
That's too embarassing. I'll be faking my second name in that case.

>>9605233
i was thinking of someone else
he had no job and he hated bitches

>>9605246
>>9605233

And I was just using an example.

>>9605246
Oh fuck, that's the guy. I mixed both these guys up and forgot to save his profile picture as well. Damn.

>>9605233

>>9605256
it should be in the archive, but i'm too lazy to look

>>9605256
Nevermind, found it.

You better only need one lung.

>>9605269
I got banned for using two accounts once.

>>9605269
51 year old married woman in a band with cats and dogs. That's crazy.

>>9605269
I wonder how she got her 5,2 cats to play guitaor or drum or bass.

>>9605278
Best joke about that post so far.
You've earned all my respect, for all it's worth.

>>9605269
This site is full of organ traders.
Watch out if you are stupid enough to meet these people in real life.

>>9605233
>>9605266
These guys sound like total bros.

>>9605289
You sound like a total >>>/v/

>>9605294
Check your jimmies at the door.

>>9605283
Thanks. It wasn't even that good.

What's the difference between a "penpal" and a "friend"?

For the subcategory should i put search penpal or friend ?

>:)
>:(
>:)

She's not a 15 year old Japanese girl.

>OP

>>9605310
Penpal you ask ``translate it money''
Friend you ask ``do you have condom''

>>9605312
Friend implies in person meeting, and perhaps faster paced communication. Where as pen pal usually infers long term communication with no real plans to ever actually meet.

>>9605310
A penpal is someone you write to but probably never meet in real life. A friend is someone you meet in person.

>>9605266
This guy's English is godlike.

I bet he's Adachi.

Skinship, ask for skinship.

>;)
She wants the D.

>>9605298
LOL the JimMIIES THAT'S AN EPIC MEME i sow IT OVER on /V/

Only pedophiles and sex predators use ;) smile. Organ traders are also included.
Be careful.

>>9605335
You can fuck off you >>>/a/ now, if you're going to post like a retard.

>>9605266
I can teach you fucking Japanese.
This guy.

>>9605343
Is that namasensei?

>>9605338
there's nothing to worry about if you're just emailing them

>>9605347
>>>/q/

>>9605334

I want yellow fever to leave please

>>9605266
I gotta have a beer with this guy and learn some fuckin Japanese.

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ！

Ｍｙ　ｎａｍｅ　ｉｓ　Ｎａｎａｋｏ。　Ｉ　ａｍ　９　ｙｅａｒｓ　ｏｌ
ｄ。
Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔ　ｉｎ　ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ　ｈｏｗ　ｔｏ
　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ！
Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｒｅｓｐｏｎｄ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ　ｃａｎ　ｓｔｕｄｙ　ｖａ
ｒｉｏｕｓ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ。　Ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｕｓ
ｅ　ｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅ　ｔｏｏ！

>>9605370
Only if I can live out School Days.

>>9605377
You'd be heading to your grave.

>>9605387
But on a nice boat.

>>9605370
Not good.
Ｈｅｌｌｏ！
Ｎａｍｅ　ｉｓ　Ｎａｎａｋｏ。　Ａｍ　ｏｆ　９　ｙｅａｒｓ　ｏｌｄ。

Ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔ　ｉｎ　ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ　ｈｏｗ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ！
Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｒｅｓｐｏｎｄ　ａｎｄ　ｃａｎ　ｗｅ　ｓｔｕｄｙ　ｖａ

ｒｉｏｕｓ　ｔｈｉｎｇｓ　ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ。　Ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｕｓｅ
　ｍｅ　ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅ　ｔｏｏ！

There, more authentic.

>>9605390
t o o. should just be to or two.

>>9605370
>９　ｙｅａｒｓ　ｏｌｄ。
>Nanako
nigga, that's a good one.

The first thread was fine, but now these are just dating advice for ugly lonely weeabos now.

>>9605403
The thread is now wanting to buy that unemployed guy a beer.

>>9605403
So was the "first".

Why do so many jap have ``anime'' in their interest but never mention it in their message ?
It feels like a trap to make friends with gaijin on false pretense.

>>9605408
It wasn't until the end of the thread where it became about dating advice.

>>9605403
Give them an inch and they'll over run the board with it.
Our janitor doesn't understand moderation, so if something is okay once, it's greenlighted to be every single thread on the board for all he cares.

>>9605266
I thought he said his English wasn't good?

What have I done.

>>9605470
>I'm studying Swedish at the moment
What a beautiful coincidence. Truly.


Slut.

>>9605470
Christmas cake LOL

>>9605470
Imagine how much penpal cock she had to suck to get her english to that level. If she's japanese at all.

Also, >>>/int/

I'm going to register as a Japanese girl and after months of messaging, crush dirty gaijin hopes by admitting I'm in reality fat, white pig.

Alright, I was scared that this threads would be bannable.

Since the last thread, I messaged Iku, you know, freackin' Iku man.
She replied to me, she said that I have to help her with English first so she can properly explain Japanese to me. Then we had over a week talking frequently, and I was preying MSN every single minute of the day to see when will my Iku get online. I was just staring constantly at the bottom right corner of the screen waiting for her MSN name pop out indicating me that she just logged on, and click like if it was a shooter game. "Ikuuuu! hi :) how are you?" and she would tell me how her day was at school, how her friend had got a new cellphone and how a K-POP group was now popular and if I had heard of it. While I was joyously typing and gently correcting her sentences. All was colors and flowers with me and my precious Iku.

Then, disaster.

Her parents found out she was talking to a 22-years-old foreigner friend. They had an understandable English, maybe not grammatically, but hell, I knew what the hell they were asking me even if it had been in Arabian. I told them I'm a teacher at a secondary school in the UK, that I have an 23-year old girlfriend and that I'm engaged with her, all of this being a load of bull. They told me if I had any criminal activity, I said that my father is a police man.
Everything should've gone well, right?

Iku hasn't replied back.

>>9605528
>, how her friend had got a new cellphone and how a K-POP group was now popular and if I had heard of it. While I was joyously typing and gently correcting her sentences
Fantastic punctuation, brudda.

>>9605528
Looks like you don't get to be the guy who ends up on the news. Bummer.

>>9605528

...and then, Iku got a beating from her father.

Sigh, I'm sending two messages a day (sent 8 so far) and I have yet to receive any responses. I wonder if I'm writing too much.

>>9605541
I didn't have any lolicon intentions. I just wanted to know how an 12yo in Japan actually is.

>>9605559
a*. What the hell is wrong with me today.

>>9605560
Such is life.

>>9605528
If you need some proof, I actually am a teacher at a secondary school in the UK, so I could help you out.

>>9605559
Sure, sure. There, there you can always try again.

>>9605580
That would have been insanely good 4 days ago. But I don't think that's the problem. They don't want her to hear from me again.

>>9605528
Goddamn, I was in that very thread, warning you about this. Why didn't you listen?

>>9605528
>that I have a 23-year old girlfriend and that I'm engaged with her
Maybe that's why she stopped messaging you.

I am tempted to use this site to make friends although I am not that interested in learning japanese really but would be fine with helping people with english...I wonder if that is wrong of me? Socializing with some women would be nice I think

I looked at the site and I don't understand.

>>9605627
あなたは、それがサケの日本精神を言った！

>>9605683
Is this a google translation joke ?
I want to eat a fucking pizza.

>>9605696

>>9605710
>engelska
>japanska

>>9605716
Are people not allowed to be Swedish, now?

>>9605716
Co to kurwa jest :-------------D!

Why are we suddenly being buried under swedes?

Most finnish people know swedish, right? Is it that they're just pretending to avoid prosecution now? Or is it that all north europeans are this way?

>>9605729

>>9605528

You are retarded for including you had a girlfriend.

>>9605729
>Most finnish people know swedish, right?

lol no

>>9605733

Get lost you subhuman scum.

>>9605733

>>9605729
S-sorry.

>>9605733
groźny polaczek wykryty.

>>9605729
Don't Finns and Swedes hate each other? It can't be.

what is he thanking for?

>>9605756
Maybe that's just what they want you to think.
I for one, am no longer going to trust anyone from farther north than Munich.

What site is that in the OP?

I want to have a pen pal.

>>9605762
That's what the bitches gonna message him.
His two liner is best way to get white bitche's pussy.

>>9605762
mfw japanese thank you to everything

>>9605762
What do you expect from a guy named Daisuke?

Daisuke means "I love you" by the way.

>>9605755

If you want to sling insults at others in your slavshit language go to some slavshit site you gaylord.

>>9605780

Thanks for the translation,megadweeb.

>>9605780
>Daisuke means "I love you" by the way.

Ahah, you're killing me!

ebin thread?

>>9605775

www.japan-guide.com

ka-kawaii...

does anyone have that guy whose entire description was about being depressed and commiting sudoku? i swear i've seen something like this but i didn't save.

kawaii

>>9605787
ебало заткни мудак

>>9605833
(　`Д´)ﾉ)`ν゜) быдло

I'm doing something wrong, obviously.
I'll give it some more days and hope.

>>9605815
FOUND IT....i think. not exactly how i remembered it, but close.

>>9605777
*thank you*

>>9605893
Now it's 5am in Japan, they will reply you when they wake up.

>>9605908
He never replied. I guess he's dead, or I'm that uncharismatic.

>>9605917
It was 5 am in Japan 3 days ago too.
I don't think night lasts that long in Japan.
And they're probably not busy working either.