/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Forgot to add, sexy collectibles are a plus.

I got a gift she can fawn over

*whips out dick*

>>9592092
>waifu
Proceed to ban, /mu/ mod.

>>9592092
>Do it for the waifus
no, I'd rather do it for a 3D loving normal

Your intentions are pure and your words be true. However, the way you post is disgusting. That spoiler was completely unnecessary and your use of new epic memes repulse me. If you were a good boyfriend, why don't you devote time yourself to finding what could be a good gift for her, asshole?

>>9592136
Made me laugh, thanks.

Go ask a. We don't care about anime/manga here.

>>9592092
/cgl/ would probably know because it's full girls like your girlfriend, I would suggest not starting your own thread because it would be terribly off-topic and just finding some shitty "how was your day" thread to ask in.

lol this fuckin nerd here

>>9592136
The rest of the post was straightforward and didn't include any memes. I don't know shit about /jp/. Sorry for one spoiler and a "do it for the waifus", I guess. All I hear about /jp/ and /a/ is all waifu shit.

Anyway, I'm not looking for my job to be done, I'm looking for help to find the niche of collectibles she might not already have, because I have no understanding of the market whatsoever. I'm not looking for someone to link me to something and say "buy this", I just need a nudge in the right direction.
I could easily just buy any damn figure but I want to go the extra mile and get something that will actually add to her collection. Knowing that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and asking for help doesn't make me an asshole now, does it?

give her le dick :)

>>9592187
Woops. Failing captcha ate my sage, sorry.

>>9592187

Alright all you underage newfags, listen up.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking well sick of your shit.

A VAGINA is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A VAGINA is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

This PSA brought to you by a concerned /jp/edo.

>>9592092
a pinku bento box.

nah give her a fumofumo doll.

>>9592203
U dnt hace to like she jux triyin if u had a chance to help n all niqqa tlkin shyt bout da babe u have 3option u kid goin to have a probkem wit like dat or wrost dan dat, or u goin to helll!,last choice is god goin to get u fo sayin dat

>>9592203

>>9592092
Is your "waifu" a 40-year old Balkan Wars veteran from East Germany?

>>9592215
Yes.

>>9592231
What a loser.

You should get her a dragon dildo, because your small cock won't ever please her.

>>9592236
Don't make fun of me for my choice of waifu please

I love her for who she is

>>9592239
ICEBURN.gif

>>9592242
Please don't talk about your mother this way.

>>9592242
>her

FUCK OFF AND DIE BREEDING SCUM

search ebay and sort by price. it will take a while to get past the trading cards but after that some awesome stuff will come up :)

>>9592092
>3dpd waifu

What? No!

>>9592206
>fumofumo doll
This would actually have been pretty great, but I'm only finding touhous.
Would've probably bought one if it came in Hotaru flavor.

>Her favorite sailor is Hotaru

Buy her a gun.
Hotaru fans fucking love guns.

>>9592435
Oh, really?