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9587461 No.9587461[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is it hard to get laid in Gensokyo?

>> No.9587466

About the same so you'd have zero chance still.

>> No.9587465

Insert Sanae joke here.

>> No.9587467

Not if you bring a gameboy or a cellphone with you. You'll be famous for a while before it dies down

If you're interested in fucking youkai then you'll be laid out as a big steaming turd.

>> No.9587469

Nobody has gotten laid in gensokyo in the last 1000 years.

>> No.9587475

>>9587469
Except me.

>> No.9587478

>>9587475
and who are you?

>> No.9587479

>>9587478
Your new stepfather nerd

>> No.9587481
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>>9587479
SHUT UP YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD

>> No.9587482
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9587482

You'll get laid to rest in HELL

>> No.9587988
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>>9587465
explain.

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9587993

no, but is hard on /jp/

>> No.9592166

Not hard as my dick.

>> No.9592230
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>>9587988

That face makes my boner smack my chin

>> No.9592247

I always try to put myself in situations where the guy:girl ratio leaves women as the majority, so if someone shows up and holds us all at gunpoint and forces us to pair up and have heterosexual sex, I'm guaranteed not to get left out.

Going by that logic thought, the more of us that show up in Gensokyo, the lower the probability any of us are going to get laid. Someone is going to have to make a sacrifice here.

>> No.9592290

Yes, because tohos only want to date CUTE guys and stately elegant girls like me.

>> No.9592307

How do you suppose they keep the human village populated unless they split off like amoebas?

>> No.9594938

not hard for you are mother

>> No.9594972

Why don't you go ahead and find out?

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