/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes, but it has nothing to do with Touhou. You should make the topic more general.

I like to daydream that I show up one day marooned outside Moriya Shrine, completely unconscious and without any idea how I got there.

Suwako takes me back to the shrine out of obligation so I can recover, but the shrine gets attacked by a bunch of super-strong youkai that Kanako, Suwako, and Sanae can't find off on their own. It's then that some bullshit superpower awakens inside of me and I drive the youkai away.

After this, Kanako and Suwako recognize me as a worthy successor to the shrine and start coming up with extremely convoluted schemes to try and manipulate Sanae and I into having sex so we can birth a human successor for when we're both old and dead.

Is that weird?

>>9578994
Of course it's weird, but this is /jp/.
Nobody should judge you for anything

>>9578994
I respect you for that, cause i have pretty much the same fantasy in my head. except i worked for my powers to become stronger.

I have a whole (non-Touhou) fantasy world in my head where I've fought off dragons, travelled through time, saved the world, and a bunch of other juvenile fantasies. It's been going on in my dreams and daydreams for over six years, and I have a dream diary filled with notes, sketches and maps. Maybe one day I'll make something out of it, but it's all pretty cliche and Mary Sue-y.

Hopefully there's an afterlife or virtual reality or many-worlds dickery that will physically land me there some day.

I visit several alternate worlds in my head.
Most of them are flourishing.

My Gensokyo got fucked though. Only 3 touhous are still alive and they moved to other less fucked universes. I haven't been back to Gensokyo in years.

Unfortunately my imagination is weak and flimsy. I could never hope to fantasize on the level of these guys even if I wanted to.

>>9578994
>>9579356


However, when I do think about these things my fantasies seem to be more location oriented than character oriented. Sure the characters are there but interaction is minimal and the focus is on me exploring on my own.

I'm a nut case, here are some of my fantasies

I arrive in Gensokyo and I seek out a touhou (probably Marisa) I do this so I have someone to reference and ask questions about where I am also to learn the tricks of the trade. I be her bitch and basically clean and run errands and shit for her so she sees that i'm worth having around. Anyways, I would train my magical skills and make friends with all of the Touhous. Then i'd probably end up settling with Keine and teach people how to be good at magic. I'd also do some incident solving but with Diplomacy rather than batshit insane sociopathic Raymoo beating people up first.

Then ill discover how to make myself immortal and live to preserve the status-quo.

Thats one of my fantasies, the other is that I make friends with Yuugi and she toughens me up because she's seen some shit. As a former Hikikomori I am infatuated with older, more experienced people who have some wisdom that I could use to make sense of this universe and I think Yuugi and her physical strength, which contrasts my own physicality, makes it appealing to think about


Another one of my fantasies is that I become friends with Sakuya and she tells me all about her past and who she really is. Something about time manipulation interests me.

As a babyfur wolf I support this thread.

I myself hold many different Gensokyos in my head, one for every sort fo an outcome. In one I became a yokai, but so far have not really gotten to know any touhou romantically since becoming a yokai took a lto of work, and in another one I work in the SDM. I also have a few worlds where I have based my adventures on purely romance, in one I am happily in a relationship with youmu, and in one I am in all out harem mode at the SDM

The most recent one I have imagined is where I try to base everythign as close to reality as I can, meaning there is no becomign yokai, no learning magic, the touhous are difficult to deal with with my social autism and so on. In this version, I have yet to befriend anyone

>>9579387

Also I wish I could be more like Marisa. I think I posted that yesterday.

>>9579395
Reported

>>9579427
As a fellow babyfur wolf standing up for my kind I must inform you that it is against the rules to announce your reports. Whether I will take action or not to report your infraction is... ambiguous...

I have the odd fantasy that I'm killed and re-birthed as a kind of "local" oni to my country, after days of walking an ethereal line phasing in and out of reality I met a giant rainbow serpent at some sort of sacred holy ground, the serpent teaches me I'm part of the balance of the ethereal world and that he's chosen me to uphold it to the best of my ability to prevent the spirits of the dead spilling over the world.

For whatever reason the rainbow serpent knows an old "friend" who happens to be Yukari, for whatever reason there is an intensely large amount of incidents that keep commonly occurring in Gensokyo, The serpent offers me to travel to Gensokyo and before I know it I'm gapped over there, my head convoluted full of strange new knowledge about the land and language of Gensokyo.

After the long string of incidents is solved in Gensokyo, I'm relived from service and no longer need to stand by Yukari's side, However upon requesting transport back to my homeland I somehow find out that my rainbow serpent mentor has been slain by a local savage tribe of shamanics. I end up freelancing around Gensokyo, unsure of what powers I actually have, I try to keep a balance wherever I can and find myself to be on neutral terms with most of the inhabitants, of course I naturally get along better with the other oni being one myself (Yuugi/Suika).

Apart from all that, I'm just a lazy tumbleweed of an oni blowing around Gensokyo. It's interesting considering majority of these dreams are almost lucid.

My fantasies involving Touhou? I always wondered what it'd be like for one of the Touhou families to move in next door to me. Specifically Eientei. Since Udonge's my favourite, I'd have a hell of a time, I just hope that I would get along with them.

Though in terms of other daydreams/fantasy, I'm a moon rabbit also working for Eirn. Yeah, self-insert and all that, but I'd have a lot of fun. Daydreaming Touhous really helps the time pass.

>>9579456
Fucking reported take your furry shit back to >>>/b/

>>9579604
What do/es your horn/s looks like?

>>9579387
What does your hat/accessory look like?

I don't really do fantasizing. I just borrow other people's.

>>9579640
I have a singular horn on the right side of my head, grey/brown in color. It's shape resembles a horn from a longhorn bull, but not quite as..long.

I always imagine fantasy battles between touhous. I may or may not self insert on them, though usually I don't.

Once I imagined Tenshi causing ruckus in my home town and earthquakes and crap. It was cool.

>>9579640

>>9578994
I think I've seen this anime.

I doubt anyone is going to read this but whatever.

In my fantasy I am reborn in Gensokyo.
My current self will be completly gone and it will be a fresh start.
I'll be born as a stray dog in the streets of former hell.
Sooner or later I would end up at the palace of the earth spirits, weak and starving, where Satori would find me and adopt me as one of her pets.
She would make me one of Koishis pets then.
She would take care of me and raise me.
As I grow up I'd eventually gain a human form and one of the weaker pets at the palace.
Koishi would be out of house most of the time, so my job would be to guard the gate to the old hell where Orin and Okuu (and maybe other pets too?) work.
Of course I wouldn't ever have to fend anyone off but I would take my job very serious and dedicate my life to it so that I wouldn't disappoint Koishi once she gets home

In one of my Gensokyo fantasies, Reimu finds me unconscious in front of the Hakurei Shrine. Neither of us has any clue how I got there. Reimu lets me stay at the shrine until she figures out a way to transport me back. Meanwhile Marisa secretly trains me how to use magic (in my Gensokyo, Marisa's house is right next to the Hakurei Shrine). Many of Marisa's training missions force me to travel to different places in Gensokyo. I meet many youkai along the way, and sometimes I must stay overnight in places such as the SDM, Eientei house, and once I even camped out in the forest with Mokou.

>>9579823
I read it anon, and I think it's sweet.

>>9578994
Why always sex?

>>9579888
Sex makes babies.

>>9578994
/words/ quality set-up.

>>9579823
>My current self will be completely gone and it will be a fresh start.

"We are all bound by our experiences. They are the limits of our consciousness."

It won't be you who will have a fresh start.

Quoting a fucking videogame, what the fuck.

>>9579888

I've always dreamt of fucking the danmaku out of yukari, pic related, it's yukari waiting for me

>>9579938
Enjoy your dick in your ass.

>>9579938
Touhous are not for fucking purposes.

I want to have fantasies of being Remilia's manservant, but I have no idea of how I would get her to accept me.

Has any one of you had a similar fantasy and can recommend me ideas?

>>9579973
I do, and I have plenty of ideas.

One of them is dueling with another Remibro.

>>9579973
I worked with Marisa to steal Hourai Elixir from Eientei and then had a fight with Sakuya (the terms were that if I was still alive after one minute I had won) to become employed at the manshion. Sakuya teaches me how to be useful (cleaning, tea etc.) and Remilia drinks my blood and generally does as she pleases with my immortal self.

I figured that I wouldn't be worth employing unless I was a "special" human and Sakuya is in charge of employment at the SDM so fighting her was the logical action.

I once had a dream where I was Cirno's advanced reading comprehension tutor. She was okay but struggled with some words, it was cute as fuck.