/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Aya because I respect her more.

what anime is pic?

Aya also gets better stories.

Momiji

Aya, no question.
Who's the other girl? Does she have a newspaper too?

hatate

pity subscription

>>9568709
>>9568715
Why? She doesn't respect you:
>Things like an article's content is nothing before the incident's quality.
>The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture!

[...]

>How many words do you think humans read?
>For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and would be satisfied by a little entertainment,
>and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel like they know everything about the world,
>they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the article and understand its essence.

Neither. I don't need to know about the news.

Aya because she doesn't respect me.

aya is like new york times newspaper reporter

hatate is like some highschooler with a tumblr blog

>>9568745
Basically comes down to their gear.

>>9568745
Fuck Double Spoiler.

Hatate but only if I can make eye contact with Aya and put on my douchiest smile as I buy the subscription.

>>9568773
I don't like DS either.

``Elf ears'' Aya is gross.

>>9568788

What??? But she's so pretty!

>>9568787

Hatate because you'd get better pictures.

She's also not a whore

>>9568760
Nope.

Aya is more New York Post than New York Times

You're spot-on about Hatate, though

>>9568797
That's exactly the kind of face I imagine she would make too.

Whoever gets me more panty shots/nudes of Sakuya

>>9568795
Terrible hair, weird ears, no red eyes, no pom-poms on her hat. That game just took a huge shit on Aya. You know that one picture of Aya getting punched in the face? That's DS in a nutshell.

>>9568803
Whaaaat? You can argue about who has the better newspaper, but it's a fact that Aya's photography is superior to Hat-
>She's also not a whore
Oh.

Nevermind, you're an idiot.

>>9568812
I smell a contest!

Hatate gets better pictures of nue.
That's a dealbreaker.

>>9568812
>>9568828
Aya already failed at this didn't she? What was the name of that doujin where she goes and takes pictures of half the characters until Sakuya time stops and kills her?

>>9568834
She does?

Aya uses a real camera, Hatate uses a crappy cell phone!

>>9568859
Regular photography can't see through Nues disguise.
Spirit photography can

>>9568856
Except for that dojin where Sakuya time stops and Aya streaks by and clicks a picture of her anyway.
She is that fast.

>>9568856
I know what you're talking about. She doesn't kill her.

Aya hears the click of Sakuya hitting her stopwatch and is on the other side of Gensokyo before time freezes.
Woosh.

I like Aya better when she has wings.

Does Hatate have wings?
She doesn't use them much...I wonder what kind of shape they're in?

>>9568760
>hatate is like some highschooler with a tumblr blog
Do you even read Kakashi Spirit news?
It provides ample information about local events such as veil marriage act, the hina doll festival, or other things humans might come up with. It usually ends on a positive note of the future.

Bunbunmaru is just the daily mail. Aya taints her interesting pieces with her subjective view which is completely unnecessary. Bohemian Archive, PMiSS and now SoPM have showed us this several times. 2/10 would wipe ass with.

I like Aya as a character, but what she writes in her newspaper is terrible.

Aya is an excellent reporter but she is completely bereft of ethics and decency; she aggravates situations in order to create more dramatic stories, libels her subjects, and openly injects her own biases into her articles without disclosing them as her own opinion.

Hatate's philosophy of writing balanced articles that strive to give the reader a deeper and more nuanced view of the subject is to be commended, but to be quite frank "staying at home all day and using the Gensokyo equivalent of Google's image search service to research her articles" means that she is quite shit at effectively executing her job.

Would probably end up paying Hatate for the same reason as >>9568744 gave

On a semi-related note I wonder how many years it will be before someone finds the Touhou references I hid in all of the newspaper articles I wrote last year/will write this semester

What's this bullshit I hear about Aya not being a bird?

>>9568941
The thing about Kakashi Spirit is that it's always late. It can be incredibly ample and accurate, but it's still reporting on news that's already passed by weeks ago.
Sort of balances it out.

>>9568948
Crow tengu are not crows. They do have wings and lay eggs though, so I guess your answer would depend on your definition of a bird.

Aya and Hatate need to team up. They'd take the newspaper industry by storm.

Still want /jp/s input on a translator for this.

>>9568983
I just always assumed there were tengu that were crows, a subspecies of tengu. Kind of like how ravens are crows, a subspecies of crows. Does she have a bird form or not?

>>9568983
Tengu lay eggs?

>>9569010
they're my eggs.jpg

>>9568988
Hatate would be better off as an editor. She is less driven by sensationalism and spirit photography is better suited for fact-checking than actual reporting

>>9569029
But facts are boring.

>>9568968
If we take Hatate's Fairy Wars article, that was released on April 5th, she mentions that she spotted Cirno after a flower-viewing party. According to a quick google search, the average opening time for flower viewing in a similar region in Japan as the Gensokyo's origin, is March 28, and usually reaches full bloom by April 5.

I've heard that Hatate's articles are late, but certainly not weeks, we're looking at a week max, probably less.

>>9569010
I guess so

>>9568947
Do /jp/syies even read the news?

>>9569042
Editors generally earn more than reporters with similar experience and training, and have an equal say in shaping how the news is presented.

Plus, I think Hatate would snap up the chance to boss around her rival in a heartbeat.

>>9569052
Anytime I can, I do.

>>9569039
The Human Village is a small settlement. News in communities with small populations takes 24-48 hours to disseminate almost completely.

>>9569075
please buy the products we advertise~

>>9569062
>Plus, I think Hatate would snap up the chance to boss around her rival in a heartbeat.
That is true, but because of that, they will ever been in agreement. Them teaming up would have a really rough start.

>>9569092
My apologies, "they will never be in agreement" is what I meant to say.

>>9569092
Unless a third source of news pops up that's better, faster, and more accurate that threatens to put them both out of business.

>>9569092
Or they can act like real reporters and just drink all day

>>9568869
Sauce.

fucking sensacionalism media

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=654mnCrT6ZE

Hatate

She is cute

>>9569231
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=654mnCrT6ZE
Please don't try to ``viral'' your shitty video on /jp/.

Do wolf tengu lay eggs? Or is that too silly

>>9568997
Just get this one done already, who fucking cares about birds.

>>9569259
nope

live birth

>>9569263
I'm not pushing that until someone does the Hatate one, and only if they do a good job.
Deal with it.

>>9569263
This is /jp/. Either love Japanese birds or get the fuck out.

I just read that Hatate doujin that got translated today.
Make me happy again, /jp/.

>>9569454

>>9568760
This.

>>9569454
Why do all of Hatate's doujins have to end in mindbreak doublepeace sign ahegao rape-a-rama

>>9569454

Link?

Hatate. Because her stuff seems more interesting, and I like reading.

But if I could I'd like to subscribe to both.

>>9571745
http://exhentai.org/g/516886/4d36960dcd/

I like Hatate but I wish she didn't wear that stupid geta. It looks awful.

The one ZUN and his self insert is married to.

i just want toknow what kind of camera aya uses

>>9571679
They don't. This one was in that territory but has a welcome surprise ending. That Shigunyan one is alright too, if you don't mine huge boobs.

>>9569454
Read some nice happy sex then.

>>9571773
Why does this exist.

>>9568890
And then Sakuya takes a leisurely walk across gensokyo, reaches her, takes her camera, takes out the film and puts the camera back in Aya's hands. She then goes back home while Aya smirks to herself, still thinking she finally got pantyshots from the elusive Sakuya.

>>9572307
She can't keep time stopped long enough to do that.

>buy

What does that even mean?

Besides, they're literally distributing their newspapers for free.

>>9572347
How do you know? You don't know!

Does anyone else realize that this is actually a good thread?

It seems like if there's anyone /jp/ can put aside its differences for, its crows.

>>9571679

Because she's the personification of a typical vapid college-aged slut, and a young generation of men are disaffected by it.

I'd choose Hatate, I love Aya unfortunately but I just find Hatate so cute. I'd buy her newspaper because It would be a little like stalking her.

>>9574919
Except nothing about her is slutty, you moron.

>>9574965
You'd pick some girl you find cute over the one you love? And what's so unfortunate about loving Aya!?

Crow tengu a shit

I'd buy from the slut...

>>9572402
I think it can be assumed that there's limits to how long Sakuya can freeze time.

The purer of the two.

Momiji.

>>9575417
Momiji doesn't have a newspaper. Guarding the mountain is a full-time job.

Aya, no contest.

I think it'd be fun to listen to her opinions on things.

>>9575335
I like Hatate as much as you but what the guy you're quoting is saying has some truth to it. Just read some of Hatate's spell card commentary:

>Ewww, people who always just envious and jealous are totally creepy.

>Groooooooss, look at all the spiders!
>Why do spiders have so many legs and eyes?
>The spider industry's gotta be totally stylish.

>Do they, like, want to be taken care of, or do they want to be treated like garbage?

Her in-game title also refers to her as "inexperienced" and I can only guess that ZUN had in mind some college-aged co-ed fresh out of j-school when he created her.

WaHH and SoPM show a more serious side of her though

>>9575469
How many of those quotes are from the first, shitty translation of DS?

And I never he was wrong about that, I said he was wrong about her being a slut. Which he is.

>>9575493
What she does with her body on her own time is her business.

Would a reliable newspaper writer do this?

>>9575513
She's doing it to get a story. She's hardcore, man.

>>9575513
At least post something well-drawn.

Aya will spread for anyone.

>>9575568
Can't we just agree that they both would?

>>9575588
No, we cannot.
You must think pretty damn highly of yourself if you think any proud tengu would spread her legs for you. You lowly little human.

>>9575625
Yes. Yes I do actually.

My waifu

Does Hatate even have any subscribers? ZUN said that Aya is the only one that knows she exists.

>>9575741
...she's got one.

>>9575736
Good choice.

>>9575736
my waifu is nameless book reading youkai

Aya, Hatate, Okuu best waifus. Corvid love forever.

>>9575741
There's copies of Kakashi floating around out there; Reimu has at least two when she brings them to the interfaith talk in SoPM.

>>9575780
Hrm...who's distributing those? Aya's the only one who knows about Hatate, so it couldn't be her, right?

Which tengu has the nicest breasts?
Sorry for being so lewd, but OP's picture got me thinking.

>>9576633

No contest

>>9576658
Momiji can't have big breasts, she's a lean, mean, fighting machine!

>>9576670
But she's a wolf.

>>9576682
But she's a tengu before she's a wolf.

You know, looking at my favorite Momiji pictures...many of them have ample breasts. Not giant Komachi melons, but there.

>>9576658
>>9576682
...convince me. Hatate's always been my titty tengu; think you can shake things up?

You know, looking at my favorite Momiji pictures...many of them have ample breasts. Not giant Komachi melons, but there.

>>9576658
>>9576682
...convince me. Hatate's always been my titty tengu; think you can shake things up?

>>9576685
I love this picture. It's like she's part of some tengu initiation ritual.

How do i get my momiji tenga?

>>9578762
Huh?

>>9575736
You're waifu a slut.

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