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My house's maid (I'm a rich NEET) saw my penis while urinating at our backyard.
Since then she is after me insisting me to show it to her once again. She says she has a desire to closely monitor functioning of 100 male penises and then write a book on their texture, size, colour, hardness etc. for benefit of interested couples. Should I allow her to see mine once again and let her feel it by hand?

I did not wave my penis around to let others see it. She herself came from behind and stared at it for a while until I finished urinating and put it inside sheath. Even while in the kitchen she very often comes close to me and tries to feel it from outside my pant without taking my permission for same.

What should I do?

>> No.9560157

Tell your mother and have her fired.

>> No.9560161

Is she pretty? If she is disgusting fire her.

>> No.9560162

>>9560151
sounds like a nice plot for a ecchi anime

>> No.9560164

>>9560157
this.

>> No.9560166

Fire her.

Seriously, that's completely out of order for a maid.

>> No.9560168

she good looking? Sex.

she bad looking? Fire.

>> No.9560171

> She says she has a desire to closely monitor functioning of 100 male penises and then write a book on their texture, size, colour, hardness etc. for benefit of interested couples.

Sounds legit.
In fact, such a book could be a /jp/ best seller. I say you go along with it, but only if you make sure you sign a contract so that you can get a percentage of the royalties.

>> No.9560175

>>9560168
>sex
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

>> No.9560176

I have about a hundred spare penises, if you want I can implant all of them on her so that she'll know how each of them feels and write her book without imposing on your private life. But I can't guarantee that she'll be able to continue her duties as a maid afterwards, 100 penises are pretty heavy.

>> No.9560182

Make her dress up like Sakuya.

>> No.9560191

1. Send me some of that money!

2. FIRE that homo !!!!!!!

>> No.9560203
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>>9560157
The thought has crossed my mind, but the maid is my mom's friend's daughter. She willingly offered her a summerjob. And I don't wanna approach her about our maid wanting to see my penis.

>>9560161
She looks ok, pretty normal. Not ugly but not really good looking either.

I don't know what to do and have never been intimate with a girl. She's bothering me everyday and it freaks me out. Please help.

>> No.9560210

>>9560203
dude whip the dick and let her see it a bit. he just wants to observe, what's the matter?

>> No.9560212
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9560212

few years ago people put some effort into this troll story's now its just /b/ level

>> No.9560213

>>9560203
Play a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours". It can't hurt.

>> No.9560216

>>9560203
you sound underage

>> No.9560219
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>>9560212
>implying OP's story isn't hilarious as fuck

>> No.9560220

>>9560216

you sound like you're not a miner. only miners can post.

>> No.9560224

>>9560210
no you fucking homo. bitch wants to fuck.

You should get rid of her.

>>9560166

>> No.9560257

Okay I will approach my mom tomorrow about this incident. I'll have the maid fired and tell that my friends support me. Thanks for the input /jp/.

>>9560213
Or maybe I'll heed your advice and try this. But then again maybe she wants to make fun of me because she knows I'm a NEET. I will whip out my penis tomorrow and let her examine it. I have the confidence.

>> No.9560258

What VN/manga/anime is this?

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>>9560203
>but the maid is my mom's friend's daughter

How often does a NEET otaku like you, or us, get a chance to have sex with a young woman our age WHO is ACTUALLY a MAID!!!???

Get in there!
You'll be a /jp/ legend!

It might be hard to make love to someone if you fall in love easily though.

Make her agree to helping you out and teaching you the lewdness first though. That way many more sexy time

>> No.9560263

>>9560168
>>9560213
Witness what /q/ has let this place become, /jp/. Good job.

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