/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm learning how to sew

Get a teacher

I'm serious

There's too much shit to learn.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11724155

I wonder if I can sew a fleshlight into it

This shit is so overpriced. yeah, we might as well make our own.

>>9516783
you might be able to fit one in one of the bigger ones

I'm having a guy make me a Tenshi plushie. Not exactly in the fumo style, but not super dissimilar I think.

excitement~

I haven't played with my Marisa and Alice fumos in a while. I put them by my bed every night, and on the shelf near my computer when I wake up, but that's it. I feel like I'm neglecting them.

>>9516812
How do you "play" with them?

>>9516786
How much do they go for?

>>9516794
Lucky.
I wish there was an actual Tenshi fumo. Or an Eirin.

>>9516871
The most expensive I've seen is $85. But it depends on where you buy them, I guess.
There's a TooCool in the mall by my house that sells Reimu and Marisa fumos for #21.

ITT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_object

>>9516893
Epic reaction image, br/a/h'.

>>9516902

Thanks, but I saved it off /jp/ and ``renamed" it epic/a/lly.

I don't even go to /a/, i'm the cancer killing your board from the inside.

Why hasn't /jp/ gotten a fumo thread in months?

What happened to Fumosenpai?

>>9516917
Nobody likes them since they're ``roleplaying" threads.
They weren't any worse than the doll threads, and some pleasing photography too.

>>9516907
You're killing a dead carcass, this place might be infested by parasites, but the silly animals do not realize that the place feeds on them, everything this board ever spawned was borne from shitposts, all the actual otaku discussion was inspired by shitposting, this place is one organic material, ever-changing in its' ubiquosness'.

God, i'm deep.

>>9516923

B-but they were cute and nice...

And if it wasn't for Fumosenpai and his threads, many of us including me wouldn't of bought a fumo...

>>9516933

>B-
Stop that, please.

I agree with you though, they were very cute and fun to browse, but such is the nature of things.

>>9516924
Almost as much as Evangelion

I feel dirty inside now but I just had to do it, sorry everyone

>>9516933

Fumosenpai doesn't really exist. Fumosenpai wasn't even a real person. It was all a viral marketing campaign to get lonely otakus to buy their product.

>>9516933
Last I heard he was stockpiling pictures and trying to space the threads out further apart so people would stop getting so upset. But there should have been one up by this point.

>>9516924

epic rustle face dood

>>9516924
ubiquitousness*

>>9516947

O-okay...

>>9516989
L-lol

>>9516933
>>9516943

whouspoilman

>>9516923
>Nobody likes them
not true, they were well loved and very successful.

i want him and them back

>>9516893
>35 percent of British adults still sleep with a teddy bear

why am i not surprised?

>>9517128
>British
>not surprised

yuuuuuuuuup

>>9517151
Who qutng

>>9517154
see:
>>9517128

>>9517154
Look at this loser trying to fit in
Both of the lines he quoted were in the original post

>>9517167
loser trying to fit in with losers?
this is /jp/ after all

>>9517014
>>9517154

Can you pls stop shitposting.

Pls.

I'll suck your cock if you stop.

Fumos are awesome.

I've got my four that keep me company all the time when I browse. Shame there's no Reisen fumo yet.

I do have Kaguya, Hong Meiling, Alice, and Mokou though. What an odd combination!

I'd pay for someone to make me a decent Yuugi one since there is 0 chance of her ever getting an official one.

>>9516889

Holy shity seriously? Touhou merchandise in a mall?

>>9517735
Not that poster, but I'd expect for there to be Touhou merchandise anywhere, as long as the city is sizeable enough.

Theres nothing Touhou in my city, but if I were to go down to Toronto, I bet you I'd find tonnes of Touhou stuff!

>>9517791
The worst 2hu obviously.

>>9517791
Thats an easy one! That's akuya!

>>9517798
Shit, that thing is huge!

>>9517744
>Touhou merchandise anywhere

No

Touhou is Japan-only.

>>9517744
I was thinking the same thing about Vancouver or something.

>>9517819
Outside of Japan, Touhou merchandise has no restriction.
Frankly speaking you can only find them in huge shopping mall outside of japan.

>>9517819
and it was surprisingly hard to find even in Japan. Every place I went to seemed to be getting wet over that Madoka stuff.

On a more serious note, I'll try to get some more pictures soon. It's not easy to get good pictures of scenery in Juneau in the summer because this town of 30,000 can get 24,000 tourists some days, and that's a lot of people getting in the way of the fumos. We'll try to get enough material for a thread soon.

>>9517851
excuses excuses

>>9517820
Vancouver would most likely have some stuff.

When in doubt, check the big malls or look for comic/hobby shops.

>>9517867
>>9517744
I bet if you go to pacific mall, it will be just like nakano broadway.

>>9517874
Most likely, yeah!

Though I haven't been over that way, my little city doesn't have much in the way of such shops, but my local hobby shop (Sir Games A Lot) has a tonne of manga and dvd's, along-side other things such as Warhammer and collectible figures.

I sure wish he stocked some Touhou stuff, sure would save me some shipping.

A normal fumo = 3k yen at Amiami
A normal fumo = 800-4000k yen at Mandarake (Reimu costs 800 yen only!)
A deka fumo: 30k yen at Amiami.

Please remember that this does not include shipping. (The deka fumo shipping will rape your wallet.)
Please remember that this does not include customs incase you get caught. (The deka fumo custom fee will rape your wallet even more.)

I have a Ran fumo on the way very soon! what kind of photos should I take?

>>9518413
Only mildly rapey in Australia.

i miss the fumo threads

>>9518413

> A normal fumo = 800-4000k yen at Mandarake

What the fuck? 4 million yen? That can't be right.

>>9517798
>no furniture
>buys giant doll

>>9519180
I think he was just thinking of 4000 or 4k when he wrote it out, and basically combined them.

>>9519195
Who are you quoting, loser?
Are you actually insulting my danboard?

Soft patchy

soft good girl

soft ghost

If you're going to make a fumo you might as well make a real sized Touhou; you can probably give it your unused girl clothing you bought online but never wore.

>>9517798
Her eyes seems made of a paper-like material that will eventually wrinkle and wear down.

Would steal nevertheless.

>>9519271
Like I said before that looks DISGUSTING learn to sew and stop being a cheap ass and get some real fabric!BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND START OVER!

So much plushie viralling

>>9519259
The eyes bother me for some reason but otherwise that looks nice.

>>9519271

I think that's pretty cute

>>9519314
So adorable. <3

i'm traveling to japan soon, where can i find dem fumos?

>>9520228
I wouldn't get my hopes up. They were surprisingly hard to find, even in Akihabara.

>>9520238
oh, that's unfortunate

thank you, anon

>>9520228
>i'm traveling to japan soon, where can i find dem fumos?
Can't you just buy them online?

Oh my, a fumo thread in need of original content. I suppose I can dump some garden photos I haven't posted before.

I'm sure lewd things will be said about this image but it is simply Meiling proudly displaying my first cucumber of the season. Luckily she is an easygoing girl so she will laugh off such jokes.

And here is Chen proudly(?) displaying the first cherry tomato. Sorry Chen, I know it isn't that impressive. I need to get a more recent picture of Ran and my pile of yellow tomatoes.

>>9525634
someone pls gift me one of these

>>9525983
sent (:

>>9525611
>>9525634
Now post the one where Meiling uses her cucumber to pop Chen's cherry tomato.

I want a Yuugi fumo so I can marinate it in my favorite alcohol and suckle on her to keep myself hydrated on those cold lonely nights.

Life isn't fair, at least I can buy a Kaguya fumo and ride my bucking bull with her.

>>9516893
holy shit, that face from the image in that wikipedia link

I will never sleep again

>>9526190
>marinate it in my favorite alcohol
>suckle on her to keep myself hydrated
that's not how alcohol works

>>9526190
alcohol doesn't hydrate, bro. it's a diuretic that increases renal activity (read: you piss more), meaning that your body fluid level decreases even more in the long run.

>>9524521
i could but that it's not the point, i would like to see many fumos together in some store.

>>9525511
I'd take fun photos like that those too but the only one I've got is Mokou and it looks like it would get dirty real fast being mostly white and all.

>>9526212
When you are an alcoholic, alcohol is the only liquid for you.
I didn't mean hydrated as in water hydrated, I meant influenced 24/7.

>>9525511
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>>9525634
thank you

>>9526263
Semen is white.

>>9526299
It turns kind of yellowish when it dries though

>>9526357
It turns black if you leave it in a container for a few weeks.

>>9526533
Word?

>>9525634
>>9525611
>>9525597
>>9525572
>>9525546
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>>9525511

Reported. Take your pathetic roleplaying back to /a/, where you subhuman pieces of shit can lap it up together.

"Meiling" is a fucking inanimate plush toy. She has no feelings about a goddamn cucumber, nor would she feel anything were we to make jokes about it.

"Chen," likewise, is also a goddamn toy. She can not "proudly" display anything, since she lacks the proper qualities necessary to feel that emotion; such as a functional brain.

Fumo threads went to the dogs the moment you attention whores showed up and made up these idiotic stories (I use this term loosely, since it's obviously just another method for you shitstains to crap up a legitimate thread.) I thought you learned your goddamn lesson the last time these kusothreads were in full swing.

Reported. Reported until you leave. Reported until you retarded faggots stop blogging during good threads.

Your garden is trash, and nobody here gives a single shit about it.

>>9525634
>>9525611
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>>9525511
Where do you purchase your fumos?

>>9526155
pls

>>9526948
amiami

>>9526948

>>9526982
>>9526966
I thought they only took YEN. Thanks

>>9526947
Oh damn, dissed and dismissed!

>>9526829
What do you mean?

A few years ago I decided to start storing my semen in a hermetic box with a plastic lid which was previously filled with candy. A few weeks later it had incurred a distinct smell (although I can't quite remember what it smelled like). I tried pointing a flashlight in it and the liquid was all black. I had to walk far into the forest to dump it into the ground.

>>9527119
that hair

>>9527119
No snake eyes, would not buy

>>9527119
>>9527142

Almost wanted it before I noticed the lack of snake eyes.

I imagined a /jp/sie who doesn't know how to sew try to make a fumo and ending up with a lumpy, disfigured Reimu. Instead of the normal flat, slightly bored expression she looks more like she's sadly smiling at the /jp/sie's attempt to make himself a friend

>>9527142
>>9527185
Fuck off

Since I promised, here it is, but it seems the climate hasn't changed. Oh well, maybe next month.

>>9528431
your tomatoes look sick

>>9528431
Your transparent attempts to make your attention whoring board related by sticking a fumo in every picture is disgusting.

Still reported.

>>9528431
Forgot to stutter.

>>9528555
I don't understand, please explain.

test

>>9525511
>>9525524
>>9525546
>>9525572
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>>9525634
Thank you!

>>9527142
>>9527185
Who cares about this, seriously...

>>9534451
People who enjoy snake eyes.

>>9528431
Where did you find such smooth oranges?

>>9534508
>>9534451

Reported for encouraging attention whores.