/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Try harder bitch nigga. I ain't even fuckin mad.

>>9508744
Seems like you are normal. Go have a normal life. Goodbye.

>cat pops up at the bottom of the screen to advertise some popstar-themed soda
What anime is this?

>>9508744

You tried this thread yesterday and it bombed badly.

>>9508776
Pokémon

>>9508783
He's been making it every day for a week.

balsamic vinegar

i think it is like those guys that get alot of piercings

deep down they know the piercings look like shit, but i makes other people pay attention

it is the same with otakus, you go on the street and you see some guy reading a manga while walking.

obviously he knows the manga is bad, and he cant read shit while walking, but it makes people look at him

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>9508823
>is Japanese
>is studying Japanese

Are you retarded and need special education?

>>9508835
I'm sorry anon, but you might be an idiot.

>>9508823

fucken this

i train kendo from child everyday, then some fagget comes like AM I KAWAAI UGGU ONI CHAN

no motherfucken you are not kawaii

how many kangi can u read? YEAH i fucken thought so.

>>9508823

I've got bad news for you buddy.

You are a weeaboo. You are the very definition of a weeaboo.

>>9508823
You'll never be Japanese.

>>9508861

that is bullshit, if you make an effort you marry hot japanese girl and she give you nationality

you fat weaaboo just stay online everyday and dont get to know nice japanese girls that will make bento for you

deal with it

>>9508835
>>9508853
>>9508859
>>9508861
Oh dear

>>9508885
0/10 weeaboo more

>>9508853
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>9508978

That is awesome.

Why wont you go to japan and ask him to be your sensei?