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Why won't he fight back...?!

With his size he could easily crush those womyn...!

>>9450741
A man can never raise his hand against a woman, it is dishonourable.

>>9450741
Because he likes it.

>>9450741
Because he's not a BR fag who fight with women.

>>9450749
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyDWHeZwyJA

HELL naw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXrl58t6mSc

The right thing to do. Always punch those who punch you first.

I just had an idea.

What if we all grouped up, shaved our legs and put on girly clothes, covered our faces with bandanas, and then went out and beat up some dudes?

Most of them wouldn't fight back because they wouldn't want to hit a girl or some shit.

/jp/ please help

my punches are very very weak. everyone in my family makes fun of me because of my weak punches. i have proper form and punching technique but when it actually comes to benchmarking the force of my punch it ends up being very very low

why?

>>9450811
we'd have to find some wimpy /jp/ nerds like the one in the OP pic because i'm pretty sure everyone else would hit back

>>9450815
who cares?
you have dexterity augmentation due to danmaku expertise, trade your fists for a knife and you're home

>>9450815
You don't have proper form or technique.
Or muscle.

>>9450815
inb4 "do you even lift"

>>9450811
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHrKplDdt2I

Most people would hit you back

A real man should never hit a woman in anger. But a real man should always fight back in self defense. If you are pushed you must push back or they will walk all over you.

>>9450833
>You don't have proper form or technique.
>Or muscle.
not him, but how would you know?

>>9450830
Knife fighting isn't really about dexterity. At least not the way you should do it.
Charge in and stab the guy 20 times. Pump it into the kidney/liver area.
With the charge you might get slashed a bit by an amateur, but it's the stabbing first that'll let you win.
Actually, best idea is to run away.

>>9450829
everyone on /jp/ would hit back. with autismlord strength. they can't hold back either, once you get them started their vision will go red and they will tear and pound you till you die (and even after that) or they are restrained/shot to death.

there's a reason these TURBONERDS are locked in the basements.

>>9450842
Because his punches are weak as fuck
Proper form, no matter how weak you are, should allow you to put your body weight behind punches.

>>9450855
Actually, that's right

that's what happened when some drunken fuck approached me last time
at first I was nice, but then, I started laughing like a maniac and adrenaline took over.

>>9450815
You subconsciously don't fell like hurting anyone.
For a good hit all you need is some anger.
In my case, I let the enemy hit me first and only then I can fell that he deserves my full force.

/jp/ should do martial arts, I know you guys have the dedication from grinding 2hus all day and night, I bet you could deal some serious damage.

>>9450873
Laughing is a great way of getting the guy scared as fuck of you.

>>9450855
That's just wishful thinking. Everyone knows everybody on /jp/ are all skinny, muscleless emaciated, tiny, timid manlets.

You're locked in your rooms because you're afraid of a fight. You've never had to fight for anything in your life.

>>9450855 <--- theory

>>9450873
>>9450879
Example

>>9450844
Correct knife-fighting technique:

Hold the knife upwards and outwards in your dominant hand.

Keep the off-hand with the palm close to your upper chest. The purpose is to deflect or take stabs on it, instead of your neck/ribcage.

Aim for the neck,artery. It's the most vulnerable area that guarantees instant immobilization of the opponent because of the sudden blood loss on the brain. The ribcage is hard to penetrate, as you may bounce on a rib and the heart is well protected. Penetration of the lung will not immobilize an opponent instantly, especially if their sense of pain is numbed because of andrenaline or drugs. Same applies for the lower areas of the body.

>>9450952
The winner gets his cock sucked
I'll wrestle you to the ground and stick my dick in your ass

I want to fight a /jp/sie at my height and weight. I'm positive I'll end up as the winner no matter what.

>>9450952
>your weight
I don't think there's anybody else even in the same ballpark as you.

>>9450952
>my height and weight

how much?

>>9450959

O SHIT NIGGA HE JUST GOT BURNED HARD

I THINK HE NEED SOME ICE FOR BUTTHURT

>>9450959
Are you saying I'm fat or something?

>>9450961
5'1", 103 lbs.

>>9450956
Are you close to my height and weight?

>>9450891
I pulled a knife on a bitch a few weeks ago. Never underestimate what our autism will make us do when someone pushes a little too far.

>>9450952
so what's your height and weight?

>>9450982
I could get my sister if you want, I'm pretty sure she could take you and come out on top.

>>9450982
Ah, I don't think there's many skeletons who want to wrestle people, so you might be out of luck.

>>9450992
he says here >>9450982 you blind dumb faggot

>>9450982
>5'1"
i could swear i'm the shortest one here...

super /jp/ midget showdown

>>9451007
obviously his post wasn't there when i sent mine, sperglord. slow connection i guess.

Is that the kid from accel world?

>>9450815
Are you perhaps a Hanma? kewl.

>>9451009
Just how short are you