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9448512 No.9448512[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Can you get arrested for threatening a /jp/sie's life on /jp/?

Because I'm gonna kick all your fucking asses.

>> No.9448518

>>9448512
I'm actually surprised OP didn't post Walken.
That guy is suddenly popular for some reason.

>> No.9448523

I stole a couple of American flags and shat on a parish porch during a drunken gallivant through a suburb last night, OP. Come at me.

>> No.9448524

Yes, dialled 911

>> No.9448528

Man, is it legal to own a pet eagle or something similar? Because back when I was still in mudslime territory, there were these people with turbans, they were pretty rich and they walked around with falcons on their shoulder. It was pretty badass.

>> No.9448529
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>>9448523
I don't even need to. Jesus will smite you himself for that travesty.

>> No.9448535

>>9448528

falconry is legal, although I'm not sure on licensing; from what I know, nearly all eagles are protected by law in the US, and you have to be an American Native Tribesperson (by the tribe's standards, requiring lineage), a scientist, or a park ranger to even bother with Bald Eagles in the slightest.

>> No.9448540

>>9448512

fucking funny.

>> No.9448689

>>9448528
I'd prefer to have a raven as pet.

>> No.9448710

I'll just wrap a flag around me.
Since you can't damage the flag, you won't be able to kill me.
At least not with a gun, but not using a gun is unamerican, and eagles will cry if you kill someone without a gun.

>> No.9448719
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>>9448710
You can't wear that flag forever.

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9448744

>>9448719

>> No.9448758

>>9448529
Fucking lazy fat cunt.

>> No.9448762

>>9448529

I only just noticed the NY trade centre in the reflection of his eye.
Am I retarded, /jp/? Give it to me straight.

>> No.9448763
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>>9448758
I am not fat.

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>>9448744

>> No.9448871
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>> No.9448876
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>>9448871
time to kill~

>> No.9448879
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9448879

Who's fatter, you or Sudo?

>> No.9448890

>>9448879
ur mom rof

>> No.9448897
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>>9448890
I don't doubt that, but that wasn't my question you keyboard commando.

>> No.9448917

>>9448871
Hiroshima: USA +1
Nagasaki: USA +1
Pearl Harbor: Japan +1
World Cup: Japan +1
It's tied up, boys. Things are getting interdasting

>> No.9448952

>>9448512
That is slander! I will see you at court.

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