/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>mfw

It's a normal face, since it happens all the time.

That's never happened to me before after all these years, not even outside of /jp/.

You just have to make sure your thread is worded in a way that it compels people to respond.

>>9447498
i somehow can't believe it. notice how he mentioned "posts" not just "threads".

>>9447498

Sometimes, I just want to be myself, but the lust for replies just compels me to make subpar posts, since those are what generates controversy. I wonder if it's the same for every other poster who posts replies or threads that are of dubious quality as well.

>>9447508
I thought he said thread. Get of my back you fucking spergmeister.

Jesus.

>gay touhou
>/jp/ face to everything

Imagine a grown man trying not to cry.
That's me after 10 minutes pass without any replies.

>>9447519

Sometimes, I see threads which have ~100 replies, all originating from a single posted image without any text at all. An image posted without any effort whatsoever, which garnered all those replies.

It makes me feel dejected, and deeply unsatisfied inside, to see all my text wasted for no purpose, more mental energy expended on the frivolous things in life.

"Should I even try?" I think to myself. "These posts are of no value at all, and I shall not reduce myself to their level". I will not succumb to the temptation to rouse a meaningless rabble, no matter how much I may desire it the results of the action.

>>9447552
I love you and all that you type fellow anon, even though I may not show it every day. Please continue to make quality posts.

>>9447552

I want to hug you and love you tenderly.

>>9447552

But a man can only take so much. Eventually, despair will eat away at the most hardened soul. Such a degraded, corrupted mind no longer acts of its volition, but on its carnal impulses. Without even thinking, it acts on its own.

But before such a mind succumbs to its own depraved lust, occasional flickers of consciousness remain. And what it thinks on those rare occasions of mental clarity is nothing but shame. Shame at its past actions, at all I have posted.

All the inane, mindless, pointless drivel I have fed onto /jp/ and have them feast on, as I myself feasted on their collective desire, can only arouse in me a deep shame.

"Never again," I think. "This time I will change".

Never again shall I post frivolously.

>>9447592

But there is nothing more painful than constant abstinence in the midst of its respective orgy. All these feelings of jealously, or resentment, or undying hunger, remain in unstable flux within the being who abstains. No one can resist the pull of the flesh. It will consume all.

And so I have succumbed. And so I shitpost.

And so will you, forever.

Seeing this on 2chan was just eerie.

I usually get bored and masturbate when that happens. When I masturbate my face is entirely stoic up until I cum.

>>9447632
why is his hand so black and tiny? looks like one of those dried voodoo heads.

I don't care, because I always get responses to my posts.

>>9447657
show some sympathy

>>9447677
I really hoped no one would reply to his post.

Thanks for ruining it, asshole.