/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Which one are you, OP?

Is anybody a member of both groups? Can it be done?

>>9446573

Now that will require further study, but it seems that even if someone has characteristics of both, they can only express one set at a time.

>>9446576

The Depressed, most certainly. Once my studies are complete, I think I'll finally have the willpower to end it all.

I'm in The Relaxed group

I think The Depressed actually isin't a group, its more of a mood swing the average /jp/ Autist goes trough every 2-3 weeks for a period of 3-5 dyas when they cant find any fun games to play or things to do.

Can't I just be stupid without having it be a medical condition?

You forgot

3. Take it Easy

I say these are gross overgeneralizations.

>>9446592

Light Autistic.

>>9446595

My dear boy, this is science! Of course there has to be a medical condition for every case!

>>9446600

No, I'm quite certain that most /jp/'s stick to one group. Three years of reserach, remember.

>>9446604

Ah, the "Take it Easy" group. No, that is a sub-group of both.

Also known as Denial Depressed and Black Autistics.

>>9446609

Science.

OP belongs to the 3rd group: Homolords

>>9446645

Gay Autistic

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD


<----- me laughing

>>9446698

Depressed Autistic

Can be a part of either group depending on his day to day tendencies.

Higher chance of shitposting.

Yeah, I'm depressed.

>>9446715

Autistic

>>9446709
What group are the flanfly guys?

>>9446715
All flanfly is high level autism.

The fuck are you smoking to think any different?

>>9446719

What if I'm depressed and like flanfly?

I'm a happy, socially well adjusted shitposter with many friends and a cute /jp/sie boyfriend. ^_^

It's more about maturity levels.

Very few people on /jp/ are actually autistic, it's just the more extroverted and XD types that like to appear so.

>>9446724
Then you are a depressed autist

>>9446730

Delusional Autistic.

Normally comes from the Depressed group once he falls so far that he ends up on the other end of the spectrum.

What if I took online tests for both and come up as negative for both? Eat that lord of gays, l0l.

The retards
The sociopaths
The suicidal
The poor
The self loathing normalfags
The apathetic
The depressed
The delusional
The guys who are so weird that everyone else ignores their threads
The shitposting crossborders


Pick one or more.

>>9446740

That's not how the test works.

You start with 50/50 split between Autistic and Depressed. Based on your answers, it increase one side while decreasing the other.

You'll always be one or the other.

>>9446744

The Autistic
>The retards
>The sociopaths
>The guys who are so weird that everyone else ignores their threads
>The shitposting crossborders

The Depressed
>The suicidal
>The poor
>The self loathing normalfags
>The apathetic
>The depressed
>The delusional

There are only two groups and their various subgroups

>>9446744
>The guys who are so weird that everyone else ignores their threads

>>9446747
Link?

im neither

>>9446756
You can be autistic and poor.

Intellectual checkmate.

>>9446756

>>The retards
What if they are depressed because they are tards

>>9446763

Denial Depressed

You could be part

>>9446768

You could be shitposting and poor

Poor Autistic

>>9446769

Self-Aware Autistic

Subgroup of the Depressed

>>9446781

Chance Autistic

Hm, well I'm not autistic so that must mean I'm so depressed that even I don't know it. Or I could just be so autistic that I don't even know it.

I should just flip a coin or something.

So you're saying that all people who prefer fantasy over reality are autistic and vice versa? Makes sense I guess.

>>9446797

The data is inconclusive

Who are the people that actually enjoy being alone and like the NEET lifestyle?

What about us schizoids? I'm neurotypical but I can't really say I feel enough emotion to be considered "depressed". I'm clinically depressed though, but that means jack all.

>>9446811

Clinically Depressed

>>9446813

Autistic

>>9446813
See
>>9446811
The NEET life is designed for us overt schizoids.

>>9446817
I would strongly urge you to consider "Schizoid" as a third and separate category. The category would include scizoids, sociopaths (both are functionally the same), and those neurotypicals who truly "take it easy".

>>9446831

No, the data is clear: Autistic, Depressed.

>>9446831
>scizoids, sociopaths (both are functionally the same)
lel

>>9446612
Nice ``science'', Mr. Pseudoscientist.

you know what’s funny? the people on 4chan in general have been the only persistent friend i've had in my entire life, and i don't know a single one of them.

everyone else is gone.

>>9446838

They call me Dr. /x/.

By the way, you're Projecting Autistic

>>9446835
Schizoid personality type (note: not schizotypal or schizophrenic) is appears the same and is therefor functionally the same as sociopathy

>>9446842
project this *whips out dick*

>>9446848
I'm not your fucking friend.

>>9446859
oh it goes without saying, sometimes they are enemies.

>>9446874
[citation needed]

>Primaries

Autistic

>Depressed

Finns, that's why they shitpost more than anyone. I dont blame them, i'd be depressed if i lived in a frozen shithole.

>Secondaries

Master race.

Anyone who disagrees is either an autistic primary or a shitposting finn.

>>9446874

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT IS PRIMARY
WHAT IS SECONDARY
WHAT
IS
THE
MEANING
TO
IT
ALL

>>9446874
you sound like an autist

>>9446874
Why do secondaries exist?
How can you be a fan of something without actually enjoying the source material?

>>9446901
Primaries: Hipsters who liked Touhou who liked touhou when it was obscure.

Secondaries: people who dont even play the games

>Scorerunners
The only decent tohoists.

>Survival scum
Plays the games for survival, not score. Scum of the earth.

>Secondary scum
Consumed by fanwork. Irredeemable.

>Tertiary scum
The lowest of the low among secondaries.

>>9446977
>>9446951
DONT LET THESE KIDS GO AUTISTIC ON ME! PLEASE GOD TAKE ME INSTEAD!

Take a guess which one KoG is /jp/.

>>9447157

...

>>9446573

>Is anybody a member of both groups? Can it be done?

>mfw

>>9446977
>Survival scum

>>9447157
oh wow

>>9447157

In wrestling, there's faces, heels, tweeners, and Kane.

KoG is the Kane of the 4chan WWE.

>>9447185

mugenjohncel is X-Pac

>>9447200

Sion-chan is HHH

>>9447185
>and Kane

Because I'm the only other person on /jp/ who would get it, I am going to tell you I laughed.

I'm not autistic nor depressed. What do I win /jp/?

>>9447203
ZUN!bar is Hulk Hogan

honestly, you know the people with awful grammar and extremely low quality of posts? the "which2huwudufuq"/would you suck it y/n/-guys? You start thinking that they're pretending, until you get to a place otehr than /jp/ and they're acting the same way even there.
It's a scary thought, reminds me of that flandre picture, the "people who pretend to be retarded will eventually attract like-minded idiot who believe they're in ood company"-one.

>>9447219
Dawson is Chris Jericho

>>9447218
You're probably obsessive compulsive or something
Autism in this case doesn't refer to actual autism spectrum disorders but rather people who shitpost by compulsion rather than the desire for camaraderie expressed by the depressed users.

>>9446874
FUck you. I'd rather live in a frozen shitole than this fucking go09ddamn aeeat09uaet0auejea=ujjkj
iikjloolkji fucking heatwave FUCK THIS GODDAMN HEAT HOW IS IT THIS HOT THIS LATE IN THE GODDAMN DAY

I don't shitpost and depression does not even describe me.

Nor am I autistic.

Where do I go, OP?

>>9446744
>The retards
>The sociopaths
>The suicidal ✓
>The poor
>The self loathing normalfags ✓
>The apathetic ✓
>The depressed ✓
>The delusional ✓
>The guys who are so weird that everyone else ignores their threads ✓
>The shitposting crossborders

I am not autistic.
I am not depressed.
I am probably a normalfag by /jp/ standard but I can pretend and hide my presence so well that I am a hikki/NEET in most people eyes.
What group do I fall into?

>>9446744
>The retards
>The guys who are so weird that everyone else ignores their threads
yup, that's me.

>>9447221
I-I think they're pretending in /jp/, though... Please anon, tell me it's not true.

>>9447363
The group who should get the fuck out.

>>9446573
>Can it be done?

Yes, yes it can.

And anyone capable of said of, automatically has their shitposting abilities doubled in power.

I'm just super normalfaggot or just better person than the rest below me. And uhh... I like /jp/, sometimes. It's good place to relieve my spirit.

What if I'm both?

>>9448626
It's pointless to single him out. They make up a large chunk of the /jp/ population anyways. Hey at least we do pretend to be truNEET and shit while we're here. Just take it easy.

>>9451182
Why the fuck would you pretend and shit up the threads? How about just not posting in them?

>>9451182
>>9451190
Because they dont feel the need to blog about their successful normalfag life.
If anything the group that should get the fuck out is all the loser NEET threads blogging about how they want a gf and a job.
Please fuck off to /r9k/.
Blogshit needs to go.

>>9447363
Do you blog in these threads?

If not, you're allowed to stay.

Oh wait, you've already fucked the ball. Guess you've got to leave.

/jp/ is in a depressing state. Kanji captcha would solve everything

If /jp/ turns into /a/ V.2.0 then I'm just going to stop uploading Reitaisai and M3 CDs and translating shit. The only thing that kept me going before was the community feel I got from /jp/ which is fast disappearing. I wasn't even one of the uploaded who begged for thanks either.