/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9432051
We fucked.

>>9432051

I reported him after we fucked and now hes paying child support. I'm living the truNEET life now while my parents take care of my son.

I gave him a virtual ring that costed $100 USD

>>9432063
Congrats on the marriage.

No, but I like to pretend two of the guys I play games with are in an e-relationship. One of them is really effeminate and the other is cold and sounds extremely manly. They've played games with eachother for 10 or so years so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

I wish I had someone to play games with into the night.

We could talk and share our secrets, but not the secret that we had fallen for each other...

>>9432159
Cute story, you should make a joke about it next time you are with them and see if they get flustered.

>>9432175
Yeah, I wish I had someone to play games with. As in, in the same room. Bomberman is more fun when you have someone next to you.

>>9432261
>>9432175
Why don't you two just move in with each other?

>>9432277
I don't know him.

>>9432291
We could get to know each other...

>>9432303
You can email me if you'd like. I'm pretty much at home all day, so.

>>9432062
This is my dream

>>9432303
Watch out, he only wants to do lewd things with your butt. He does not care about anything else.

>>9432313
That's not nice.

>>9432320
Not nice, but it isn't wrong either, huh?

So it's nice to him, just not to you.

>>9432313
Obviously he wants to play bomberman together.

>>9432327
I don't care ONLY about butts. How would I even do lewd things to his butt over the internet?

I think Clammi would be fun to play games with!

>>9432366
I think it would be fun to play games with you too!

>>9432335
What if I wanted you to do lewd things to me?

Guy with the crush on the guy he met on PSO2 here.

He hasn't been very affectionate lately and said some cold sounding things like we shouldn't be too overbearing on each other or worrying about telling each other when we go to bed and saying goodnight. He just goes AFK without any notice.

It's true, Japanese guys might be nice at first but they quickly become cold! ;_;

>>9432392
That's naughty.

>>9432395
Confess.

>>9432409
It'd be fun...

You could undress me slowly, and run your hands up and down my body...

>>9432409
Is that a bad thing?

>>9432413
I'm not going to confess while he ignores me to play a video game. He doesn't even seem slightly gay anyway.

I know I sound like a 3DPD female now. So this is how they feel.

>>9432415
Not really.

>>9432416
So lewd.

>>9432395
Clingy.

>>9432413
Yeah, do this so he can make easily make the decision that you're a burden and cut you out of his life.

>>9432427
But you'd like to, right?

>>9432431
Maybe a little.

>>9432426
I would cut you out of my life, you seem too clingy.

>>9432429
>>9432441
;_;

>>9432442
Only a little?

>>9432441
There's no such thing in my book.

>>9432442
Just a little? What if I sat in your lap underneath a blanket while we played video games?

>>9432448
Could change depending on if I had a boner or not.

Why are you always so lewd, Clammy? And gay.

>>9432457
That sounds comfortable. I've always enjoyed having the weight of someone on my lap.

>>9432462
I'm sure some gentle stroking and whispering words could make that happen in quick time.

>>9432473

Clammi is Clammi!

>>9432473
I'm not always that way. I just enjoy talking to people, and sometimes it just happens to get pretty gay. I'm not even into men, just traps, and shota sometimes.

>>9432487
Oh, alright then. Do you have a steam account?

>>9432481
I wouldn't doubt it.

>>9432496
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sourdoughbread

>>9432487
I hate traps, but I love lil boys.

>>9432487
Traps are men.

>>9432517
I never said they weren't, but they're feminine enough for me to enjoy them with the added bonus of a penis.

It was fun. Then we drifted apart.
So it goes.

I want /jp/ as my internet boyfriendo so I can push him down on my bed and tease his nipples while he blushes and makes cute noises. They'd get even cuter when I bend over to nibble his ear and run a hand up his inner thigh.

>>9432561
Y-you'd do that to me?

>>9432561
This. /jp/ is moe as fuck

I think I might unintentionally have gotten myself an e-boyfriend.

He tells me he loves me when hes going to sleep or just in general hang up on skype, though, I've never thought anything of it until I met his other gamer friends and his whole tone of speaking completely changes and he becomes.. uhh boring? more serious?

Whatever, though, we watch tv and play games and listen to podcasts and random shit together, but since he's literally about the only friend I have it gets lonely without him, oh and he hates Japan and anything Japanese. He's one of those guys that had a grandpa or something at Pearl Harbor or that fought in WW2 or whatever and hates the JPs for Pearl Harbor. Even though I know he'd enjoy touhou games, though he wouldn't read vn's for shit, I don't think.

I really wish I had a friend like him, but for my /jp/ related activities. Bonus if he knew Japanese and could actually play untranslated games with me. However I'm too much of a pussy to actually talk to anyone even in just a private message.

>>9432571
You wouldn't have a choice.

My friend and I share our fetishes. We've shared our secrets and seen some doujins together. He's pretty much my best friend, though I don't know if we'd do something lewd together.

>>9432571
Yes, but I wouldn't stop there. I'd kiss my way down your chest, all the while playing my hands along your smooth skin.

>>9432561
>>9432567
>>9432571
>>9432590
>>9432614

Get out you fuggin sex-crazed normalhomos.

>>9432614
Can we cuddle too?

>>9432633
Cuddling afterward, enjoying each other's warmth, flushed skin on flushed skin, it's practically the best part!

>>9432649
Do we do lewd things too?

>>9432657
Yes, things that would make your mother blush.

>>9432661
What kind of lewd things?...

A while ago. It was strangely similar to having an internet girlfriend. Both were extremely clingy to the point where it got really annoying after a week and they were emotional roller coasters which I could not be bothered with.

>>9432669
Things so lewd they cannot be mentioned here.

>>9432676
So like me? (>>9432395)

That's just how feminine people are in relationships. Men should be more understanding.

>>9432568
How'd you meet?

>>9432669
It depends on what you like, Anon-kun. I wouldn't want to do something you were uncomfortable with!

My internet girlfriend loved me and went on webcam all the time. She even sent me a nude video of her in the bathroom. Why can't I find someone like her again? What is so different about me now that I'm an angry depressed NEET suddenly it's impossible to find a good friend. Fuck you all.

Why does it have to be so lewd? Why can't you just have a boyfriend and not be lewd together.

>>9432747
That's just a regular friend.

>>9432747
That's what I want to be like with the guy I like. Just stuff like hugs and cuddles.

But straight guys don't seem to want that and gay/bisexual ones want more. A dilemma.

>>9432693
What's there to understand? It's all good if there are actually legit problems, then I'll listen and try to help out. If you get mad or sad over nothing, I'd rather have it that you do it elsewhere. I also have things I want to do, so I wont be around you at all times.

>>9432747
/jp/ is sexually repressed and needs to get her rocks off

>>9432773
If you really loved me you'd never want to be away from me.

A relationship with a cute /jp/er wouldn't work out well. The second you stopped measuring up to elitist levels, he'd start to insult you and would leave you.

>>9432821
*his elitist levels

>>9432792
I'd be with a yandere. I think it's cute how much they like a persons company.

ITT

Is it wrong I dressed up in a skirt and sent those pictures to someone after they E-rp'd me?

>>9432832
That makes you a slut!

>>9432832
Too lewd.

>>9432830
Fug off! Yandere anon is mine!

>>9432854
>>9432835
Oh, okay.

>>9432832
Are you looking for another eRP partner?

>>9432832
Post that picture

>>9432879
You could blur out your face~

>>9432874
>>9432865
no sorry, people would recognize the picture and I wouldn't live with that

Why is /jp/ so slutty?

>>9432879
Oh, I wasn't looking for the picture, I just wanted someone to play with.

>>9432885
You will give in one day too.

Why are all of you doing this?

Please reconsider.
Relationships are bad for you. You must resist what your body is telling you right now. Do not allow loneliness to take you down a dangerous road. Don't you see? This will inevitably lead to heartbreak for all of you.

You must learn to be happy with being alone. Do not depend on others for this or your heart will be harmed. Please resist.

Find happiness within yourself and you will feel no loneliness for the rest of your life, but if you find happiness in another then your heart will always break. It is a temporary emotional high.

>>9432899
I'd rather be a slave to my lust.

>>9432902
Why would I be on /jp/ if all I want in life was casual sex?
I might aswell just go to clubs and stuff then

>>9432912
That's just not the same. A /jp/er is much better than any slut you would find in a "club".

>>9432910

Those who become slaves to their passions will always feel more sadness than pleasure.

Lust and loneliness are the most painful addictions in the entire world. No crash from a drug can compare to the feeling of heartbreak and loneliness after a relationship inevitably crumbles.

If a relationship lasts two months then you will feel over four months of grief. Your pain will always be at least double the temporary pleasure that you may feel during the relationship.

>>9432902
Share your experiences.

>>9432895
you sound cute though
>>9432884
dont want to risk it, you might be able to it if you look hard enough though, its out there

>>9432942
Relationship? A slave of lust doesn't have relationships. No need to get sad over "relationships" because I put no value in them.

>>9432928
>. A /jp/er is much better than any slut you would find in a "club".
Not really.
We are all humans here after all

>>9432899
Is it not better to risk it all than live a life with regrets of what could have been?

>>9432950
So let's rp~

>>9432973
top or bottom?

>>9432958
You are missing the point here. Any so-called "normalfag" will have certain expectations of you and should be avoided at all costs. With a /jp/er at the very least you will have some common interests.

>>9432987
Either. I'm guessing you're a bottom?

>>9432996
Obviously /jp/sies will have expectations of you too and if you disappoint them they will just throw you away

>>9433003
very submissive, I call boyfriend master, leash and collar fetish, etc

This thread is cute.

>>9433013
Oh neat, I want a catboy of my own.

>>9433010
But they will be the right expectations. And at least I wouldn't be so quick to throw you away~

>>9433025
I should order some ears, Im getting socks and a dress this week

>>9432051
It went pretty bad, but I'm dating his best friend irl. Lolz amirite

>>9433039
>And at least I wouldn't be so quick to throw you away
You are so naive and foolish.
You don't even know me and say such things.
Truly, /jp/ is not much different from normal people when it comes to dating.

>>9433065
Only if you pair them with a buttplug tail!

>>9433091
where can I get those? Do you know?

>>9433087
Who said anything about dating?

If any of fags want RP, leave your emails then.

>>9433102
Why bother with casual sex with /jp/ when you can go to clubs?
I bet it feels much better with people in a club because they are more attractive and experienced and can fullfil your masoistic rape fantasies

>>9433099
Here: http://www.kittencream.com/index2.html

They're pricey, but worth it for a good boy~

>>9433145
Because "club" people have disgusting personalities. I would much rather do that with a /jp/ even if he was bitter and mean.

>>9433182
But if you don't date them and just want sex the personality is meaningless.
All you care about is getting your slutholes filled

>>9433196
I'd prefer to walk away without burning pee
>>9433167
cute but expensive, I'll think about it

>>9433196
You just don't understand. Even if I only see them for a few hours every so often the personality is very important.

Is this an actual unironic catboy thread?

>>9433225
It's not.
All you are practicing is advanced masturbation.
Really, sex without a relationship is so pointless, why not just masturbate?

>>9433242
I can't cuddle myself after masturbating.

>>9433254
Being cuddled by a complete stranger actually sounds like a downgrade

>>9433261
And that is why a /jp/er would be the best. We're not all so different.

>>9433282
They are still complete strangers.
I hate being touched by strangers.
No matter how weird or different they claim to be

>>9433290
How long do you have to know someone before they aren't a "stranger"?

I have /jp/sie who i have a crush on, but it's really confusing. I never liked boys but I can't help but think about cute romantic situations when I think about him. I wish I had the courage to confess but I wouldn't want to lose a friend over something so fleeting.

>>9433299
Once I feel comfortable around them

>>9433327
I'd make you feel comfortable right away.

>>9433238
I bet you'd look cute with a collar around your neck, purring in my lap~

>>9433311
How do you tell between one /jp/er or another

>>9433347
How do you do it?
I'd be too shy to talk 1-on-1 with anyone here.

>>9433311
Is it really fleeting then if your feelings are that strong?

>>9433342
Well I talk to him outside of /jp/.

>>9433333
>>9433333
>>9433333
>>9433333
>>9433333
>>9433333
>>9433333
>>9433333
THREAD RUINED

REVUP THOSE BATEMANS

>>9433333
Fuck off slut

>>9433351
No this isn't /v/. It's cute hour on /jp/.
>>9433357
On steam.

>>9433347
If he is really your good friend, he wouldn't mind~

>>9433347

I know that feeling. I used to think I was mostly straight, and only fapped to 2D females in which dicks are not depicted, and yet I had a crush on an actual 3D human male over the internet

You are probably just a repressed homosexual.

>>9433358
Don't be mean.

>>9433347
Do you know what he looks like?

>>9433374
But it's so weird, I know I like girls because I've done dark and terrible things in the far past. But I just feel all warm and fuzzy inside when he talks to me.

>>9433378

Not him, but yes, I know how mine looks like.

>>9433368
>Steam
How you know he's cute
That's like saying a flower is pretty by reading a description of it.

>>9433378
He's a typical /jp/ male, skinny and feminine.

I wish I could start and carry conversations. I'd curl up in my bed with my laptop and talk to /jp/ throughout the night.

>>9433400
Ever met in real life? Or just talk online?

You should drop hints~

>>9433419
I did once and it worked better than I expected, but it's so embarrassing.

>>9433413
I forgot who does it, but someone that posts in the Touhou/STG thread does late night jazz stream and just talks with the audience about whatever. I happened to pop in once and it was very soothing, I remember he had a nice voice~

>>9433433
It'll be embarrassing at first, but thats normal. Don't worry

>>9433446
It really did make my heart flutter. It's so weird how I can like a man. I wonder what my parents would think if they saw the cute conversations we have together.

>>9433433
Sounds cute, what did you tell him? What did he do?

>>9433462
I couldn't say, what would I do if he read this!?

/JP/ JUST GOT MEGASLUTTY

If anyone would like to talk about regular or lewd things, my e-mail is in the field!

I have to go to bed, but I hope to see your e-mail in the morning!

Motherfucking catboy Hastur is too cute.

Trap catboys are the best.

>>9433358
I'd only be a slut for you.

>>9433470
This post was so moe~

Tell us, we won't say anything!

>>9433470
Maybe this is how you tell him

>>9433498
N-no! I'll say I said something as a joke and he took it literally and it was followed by a short flustered silence.

>>9433508
Well, put it in spoilers so he can't see it then!

>>9433508
Literally? What, did you offer to suck his penis or something?

>>9433531
B-But we're both boys! We can't possibly...

>>9433522
I will wrap my lips around your cute penis if you wish!

>>9433508
This sounds like something right out of an anime.

>>9433521
He could hover over those, I won't fall for your tricks! If he read this I'd die of embarrassment.

These kind of threads make me feel warm and fuzzy.

>>9433537
No problem! One of us can be a girl.

>>9433545
Or he'd confess his similar feelings~

>>9433545
I'm already reading it. It's okay. You can post it.

>>9433553
But I don't even know if he likes boys.

>>9433537

>>9433561
Does he know you like boys? Or him for that matter? You said he got flustered...

>>9433552
Aichi is really cute. I would date him.

>>9433579
Well I was flustered, he was just quiet. As far as I know he thinks I like lolis like any god-fearing /jp/sie.

Is it just me or is love brewing all over /jp/ tonight?

>>9433589
Do you like traps or futa? Does he?

>>9433591
/jp/ is in heat

>>9433598
We don't ever talk about lewd things.

>>9433591
I can barely take it anymore. My heart is going to burst.

>>9433591

I feel so fuzzy inside...
But still to scared to actually get a /jp/ boyfriend

>>9433607
Maybe you both should~

>>9433626
But that's private stuff...

>>9433637
It could be private between just the two of you

Stop being so cute /jp/, at this rate I won't be able to stop myself~

>>9433671
From doing what?

I have one.

>>9433694
From doing cute things to you. Things that you'll never forget.

>>9433724
What kind of things?

>>9433724
Stop at once!

>>9433731
Brushing your hair, nibbling on you ears, buying you frill clothes, play gently with your penis.

God having a /jp/ boyfriend must be so fun.

>>9433753
I've never worn frilly clothes before, I'd be so embarrassed.

>>9433758
It's ok, we'll both wear frilly clothes! Together!

>>9433758
No need to be shy. I will never make fun of you. I love you just the way you are. I'm going to be very gentle~

>>9433786
Ok, I trust you...

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only masculine person in these threads. I don't mind it really since I do prefer someone more effeminate, but it just seems like I'm on a small boat in the middle of an ocean of fish, if that's the right analogy. Anyone else feel that way?

>>9433795
Who wouldn't want to be the only manly guy in the middle of an ocean of effeminate NEETs?

>>9433800

No one would want to be the masculine guy, because it means we'd have to compete with ZUNbar.

I'd rather be /jp/'s harem.

No one wants a cute /jp/ girlfriend :(.
Sometimes I wish I was a cute boy.

>>9433825
Who the fuk is ZUNber

>>9433845
It's funny because I really wouldn't.

>>9433845
I would, but if only that were an option. Then again, nothing ever is an option.

>>9433845
Sorry I like girls in 2D but I'd only date a /jp/sie.

>>9433845
for me it would depend on whether she was actually cute (on the outside not just the inside)

any jp/ boy who was cute on the inside would be enough though

>>9433845
I-i do!

>>9433845

Loving consensual sex is only to be limited amongst fellow /jp/sies.

It's okay if you wish to be traumatically violated at the same time by a dozen or so /jp/sies, though.

>>9433869
it's basically a photo of a tree someone has tooken and dey've photoshopped a rainbow gradient onto it to make it look like gay pride tree

>>9433869
Hey guy you got lost, let me help you out. >>>/v/.

>>9433875
>>9433874

>>9433880
Yes and?

>>9433890

I get them by NOT BEING GAY

LIKE YOU

AND YOUR DAD

OHOHOHOHOHOH SNAP

>>9433880
wher u gettin dese hilarious pics at

>>9433880
Oh. Someone didn't read the OP.

>>9433900

oh yah my bad bro i meant to talk about your bull dyke ass muff-chewing mom

>>9433895
my dads not gay

>>9433880
>>9433869
Don't bully these cute girls.

>>9433905

>>9433903
my moms not a bull

going to play some league of legends
if anyone would like to play with me, my id is Blantec
no fatties

I used to have a cute 5'4 Taiwanese bf. I miss him so much ;-;

>>9433911
I've been trolled before by /jp/ about playing LoL. I'm not going to attempt it again ;-;

>>9433922
I wont troll ya
promise

>>9433911
North American server?

Also, you'd have to wait, I haven't played the game for
some time now, I have to patch it.

it went ok but...
it turned out he was black
for the most part it doesn't bother me but... i just couldn't stand to look at his lips and how freakishly vainy his dick was

the other was someone who isn't too far but a bit. he tried his best but he just isn't attracted to guys, even ones that are girly and crossdress. he just wasn't gay

>>9433950
yes I am on the us servers

>>9433911
Why have I not seen a single anon on 4chan playing HoN?

>>9433955
Attempted to add you. Name is Vanquished Envoy. (It was a name I thought of in a few seconds.)

>>9434012
i used to play HoN but moved to dota 2 now

>>9434027
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

I actually did once. And this is the first time I have ever admitted to this. Its a secret I will take to my grave. I would never say I did if I wasnt anon. It didn't end well.

>>9434012
Because its shit