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I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

>> No.9380910

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>> No.9380920

Tsukasa>Konata

>> No.9380918
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i like konata too

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>> No.9380929

>>9380908
Nice girls exists I belive. Just really far in between.

>> No.9380958

Can an ahoge be a silly hat?

>> No.9380962

>>9380908
>I got dumped a lot of times

Fuck off normalfag.

>> No.9380968

I won't let this thread die!

>> No.9381070

FACK YU konata!!!

>> No.9381083
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I like Sora because she is a digidestined like me, except she has a Biyomon. Oh god I wish I had a Biyomon too ;_;

Sora also likes soccer and guys in bands. And Tai is in love with her and that's good because Tai's my best friend and can't compete with me. Why am I such an alpha male?!

Sora is like my dreamgirl she has a :D face I love that. She is also my soul mate why can't Tai find his soul mate!? I groped my band's fangirls a lot of times but I love Sora and she wouldn't dump me because I'm a fucking astronaut.

We would watch home movies about me all day and watch my space launches and my music videos on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish Tai wouldn't cry whenever I tell him about all the sex we have.

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>>9381083

>> No.9381112

this thread again...

>> No.9381129
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>>9380929
>Nice girls exists I belive

A quick perusal of /cgl/ seems to disprove this.

>> No.9381161

I speak with an close otaku (female) friend of mine on a daily basis. I known her since high school, and I got the high majority of of thought processes emulated. Of course it's a shitty friendzoned status, but my waifu makes up for everything I won't get from her.

>> No.9381198

>>9381161
can your waifu talk back to you?

>> No.9381237

>>9381161

Dude. If you like 3D, and you have a girl who's close to you who interests you in that fashion, why would you not go for it?

>> No.9381259

>>9381237
Are you like a shoulder normal

>> No.9381293

>>9381237
What part of friendzoned don't you understand? Of course I 'went for it' before, but to no avail. This December, it will have been 10 years since I known her. I mean I can keep the hope alive and keep supporting her, but I don't think I should be getting my hopes up at this point.. (Think Urkel/Laura)

>>9381198
Of course. Can't anyone's? Course you can't physically touch them, but dem fantasies.

>> No.9381309

>>9381259

Shoulder normal? What does that mean? Something to the effect of normalfag?

I apologize for the insolence, I'm new to /jp/. I've been to /a/ a lot in the past but got tired of it because it's a piece of shit, and only recently went here.

>> No.9381327

>>9381293

Most friendzoned people seem to have not really "gone for it" in a serious manner. Have you?

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>>9381293
> I mean I can keep the hope alive and keep supporting her

Why would you want to keep supporting her if you know nothing is going to happen? She probably knows this is your attitude and will keep taking advantage of you.

>> No.9381329

>>9381237

I'm not that guy, but do you really think anyone of the female gender would ever date a /jp/er? We still live with mommy, we have no job, and we are ugly as HELL.

>> No.9381355

>>9381329

I'm like that myself, but I'm just thinking about it in a "do the impossible" kind of way. If you have a chance at some form of happiness, you should throw all of you energy into attaining it.

I mean, I'm knee-deep in the 2D trench. I can't get that sort of emotional response from real girls. But if I could, I mean, a reasonably serious attempt would at least be in order.

>> No.9381375

>>9381319
When I said 'support,' it doesn't mean I'm shelling out money for the record.. I was meaning more along the lines of being there for her. We sort of know how each others' minds work, etc. In that sense, we take advantage of each other.

>>9381327
It depends of what you mean by serious. I confessed to her on so many different occasions, I'm pretty sure she gets the picture.

>> No.9381387

>>9381309
It's like a normal who lives on your shoulder tempting you into normal things. The other shoulder is for the shoulder hikitruNEET, but he is never there.

>> No.9381413

>>9381375

So you've confessed? I see.

Well it's not like all hope is lost if you really want to make it happen, but if you've really confessed, and more than once, then at least you've tried.

Just out of curiosity, how did she respond when you confessed?

>> No.9381424

>>9381387

Heh, that's pretty funny.

Well, you know why I wrote what I wrote now.

>>9381355

>> No.9381426

>>9381161
>my waifu

Fuck off normal

A "waifu" is not just something to keep you occupied and consoled until you can stick it in some 3D slut. If you're going to have a "waifu" have the decency to not treat her like a fucking joke.

>> No.9381444

>>9381413

She probably laughed and was all like “haha, what?”

>> No.9381500

>>9381426
You're absolutely right. There's no point in stressing how much my waifu means to me, but I assure you I don't take it as lightly as it sounds; especially nowadays. There's someone in this plane that means quite a bit to me obviously, but both of them are equally irreplaceable.

>> No.9381513

>>9381500
So you're cheating on your waifu with 3d? Could you be any more scumbag?

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>>9381513
The reverse. I met the 3D first.

>>9381444
Basically. I messed up on her route and I can't find the real life file select menu.

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