/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Water pressure from the shower head.

>a home dildo
as opposed to what? a work dildo?

Vegetable oil and the middle finger of your left hand, inserted from the front side.

Anything that's smooth, doesn't have jagged edges, and that doesn't have any parts that could detach.

If you have access to condoms, your options are greatly increased.

Also, don't use anything too thin if you're just starting out - your anus is stretchy enough, and perforating your colon would be a problem.

>>9340199

Me?

Back end of a toilet plunger

>>9340199
bike riding on bumpy roads

Oh wait, home....

1.Go to Bar, get noticeably drunk
????
2.Get fucked at home

>>9340219
Thanks and yeah I haven't tried it out. I just wonder what it would feel like.

>>9340219
This.

It would be safer and much better to just order one online these days, a simple cheap starting one will be much better than things you can find at home.

They ship them in anonymous brown packages anyways so no one will ever know!
Unless you live at home with others that open packages with your name on it.

I just took a toothbrush and put lubricant on it. Feels good.

Neck of an empty beer bottle. Fucking amazing

I've used a string cheese before. It worked pretty good until it got warm and gooey, and started melting inside my asshole.

>>9340380
the fuc.....

>>9340405
Glass in your ass isn't a good idea.
Don't use anything that might break.
Remember that famous glasass video?

>>9340366
>Unless you live at home with others that open packages with your name on it.
If only i have lived alone ;_;

I tried ice cube once it was too cold

Can't believe you guys are taking this thread seriously...

>>9340431
You must be new, we discuss these things in great detail all the time.

Not everyone can be a pure little girl.

>>9340418
What do you mean the fuck? Toothbrush is good to use for your butt with bristles and all.

>>9340431
First day on jp? We actually do this stuff kid. Go back to /v/.

>>9340446
This.

*shits on the floor*
*licks it up and faps*

Too HARDCORE for you, /g/fags? Then gb2/a/! Lol!

>/jp/
>First page threads
-What can I use for a home dildo?
-What do you think feels better, /jp/, anal or irrumatio?
-Step 1: Try not to get raped by your dad.
-This board has made me a worse person. I was completely straight before I came here. Now if I go and fap I end up thinking about dicks and it makes me more aroused. You guys are a terrible influence.

>>9340453
>>9340456
You can leave too.

>>9340481
Oh but i love all the cocksucking threads and anal play threads.
They are the best!

a cucumber

>>9340456
This is just a typical day on /jp/. Also I made that last thread last night.

I tried it before but it just feels a bit tingly and weird. I didn't care that much for the sensation.

I love that feeling of something pressing on my prostate while my butt feels filled, it makes me cum soo hard.

I'm hoping that the future brings in more and cheaper piston type sex toys that you can ride as it pushes a dildo in and out of your butt that is what i want, but they are to expensive right now

>>9340429
but if you just closed your eyes you could imagine it's cirno doing you from behind

>>9340650
You are giving me a boner dude stop.

>>9340650
>piston type sex toys that you can ride as it pushes a dildo in and out of your butt
Those things look amazing, i wish i could afford one!
Well i guess i can technically afford one but its still to costly..

>>9340680
I wish I didn't love you Satenanon.