/jp/ - Otaku Culture

shit fat otaku self-insert animu

Violation

Why would anyone want Sudo?

>>9321012

Is this the anime adaption of South Park?

>>9321034
Yes

>>9321021
Otaku don't want to self-insert into a fatty, silly.

>>9321022

Does anyone else want her to step on their dick?

Ok lady but you have to at least rub your feet all over my face daily

>>9321045
Personally I do. It's easy to associate myself with them.
But then again, I've drifted from otaku into depressed and self-loathing nerd that just faps to mind break porn and doesn't watch or read anything anymore.

I've been seeing these a lot on /jp/ lately. So is Accel World /jp/ related now?

>>9321070
Accel World is more /jp/-related than touhou.

Please tell me this kid has some kind of giant, barbaric horse penis. There's no way she's actually interested in him.

>>9321066
I'd prefer if she stomped my face with her sweaty bare feet.

>>9321070
Accel World is a LN series so yes.

I don't like the orange chick but I do like her burst link avatar.

Too fat.
Would not fucking fuck.
How the fat can hot and cute girls like that fatass?
It is just beyond any logic.
and one more thing that FATASS has zero beauty inside.
I would pulverize that fat fuck if he threw my cute daughter sandwich to the side.

Stop sexualizing Kuroyukihime, guys. She's a young girl.

>>9321102
I would prefer is she stood on my face

>>9321114
As long as her feet were bare, that'd work too.

>>9321111
Do you have assburgers or something? It's an anime.

I'm fine with fat people (my dad is fat).
I'm fine with short people (my mom is short).
I am NOT fine with fat midgets.

Fuck this show.

>>9321111
Some jelly as motherfuckers in this thread

>>9321129
He's not actually as short as portrayed if it makes you feel better.

>>9321126
I do not like convenience plot device just for the sake of having a fat and ugly cunt in a show for pathetic fatass to self insert.

>>9321139
There is a board full of nerds just like you, go take it there.

I don't like this anime for that reason too, the MC is fat and ugly. He needs to be a little bit cute at least.

See the hate in this thread is why I support the fat acceptance movement.

>>9321157
Same, I would have given it a chance otherwise

It's not even possible to be this fat, the kid wouldn't be able to move.

>>9321155
/jp/ doesnt like fatass.
Bring your fat as well.
I think /cgl/ support the fatass movement. Bring it there.

Too fat

This could have at least been mediocre if he was normal looking but how am I gonna schlick to him while inserting my self as butterfly bitch!?

>>9321178
I was commenting on how you take nip cartoons seriously.

>>9321186
What the hell are you talking about, stupid? He's like my dream guy!

>>9321186
Insert yourself as Taku and put on your gay goggles.

>>9321134

>>9321186
That's pretty gay, dude.

>>9321178
jp hates bullies more and you are being one. If you keep this up I will call the cyberpolice.

>>9321178
>/jp/ doesnt like fatass.
Speak for yourself, retard.

>>9321201
?

I'm talking about narration in the novel.

>>9321201
That is so fucking disgusting. I pray that the cute guy NTR's this fatass.

>>9321201
Half of the height of fucking japanse girl?
Lets say the average height of a japanese girl is 150cm, he is fucking 75cm.

>>9321201
I honestly can't tell if that's a shop.
He looks so out of place.

>>9321201

he could look normal and I'd still be annoyed by him
he is just too much of a loser, seriously

>>9321210
He is a walking cunnilingus machine.

>>9321210
>hurr anime is srs businezz xDDDD

You are the reason anime sucks so much nowadays.

Why are the characters constantly mentioning how Brain Burst 'isn't just a game or a way to get power'? I mean, that's exactly what it fucking is. You fight other players and you get to do the time-stop thing. There's nothing more to it.

>>9321221
Serious anime crowd is the only good anime crowd

>>9321221

Stop speaking that way. You look like a fucking mongoloid.

>>9321221
Calm down nerd. I like the show too but I'm sure you can understand why some people wouldn't like a fatty like Haru.

>>9321221
Nobody is discussing anime

>>>/a/

We are discussing how disgusting fat midgets are.

>>9321201
That tall dude would look so good with butterfly girl.
Fuck fatty.

>>9321224
its a retarded shounen fighting show, that is why

>>9321231
It's discrimination they should judge him by his actions.

>>9321227
/a/ doesn't seem to be that way, and they take their cartoons very seriously.

>>9321238
Well, he isn't much better then. He is pretty much a pathetic fat nerd self-insert inside & outside.

>>9321240
/a/ only likes shows with otaku pandering shit.

Takku is an irrationally, one-sidedly evil villain one moment, then he just magically gains morality for no reason. Getting really fucking sick of this trope.

>>9321221
Why are you so mad?
Are you an accel shit dev?

>>9321247
That's something our boards have in common.

I watch anime to see beautiful people do cool things, not to see the disgusting from real life creep into it.
fat people in anime should only be used as comedic relief, and if they get a girl it should be the ugly girl or another fa girl. But its preferable that they get nothing instead, and just be treated as comedic relief as to not give them a human "shape" if you know what I mean.

>>9321111
I would pulverize him too. So. Hard.

Is there any reason in particular that Snow Black rides this guy's dick? Is it because of his dedication when he was playing that tennis-esque game? Or is it just a write-in?

>>9321240
>/a/
/a/ isn't serious, just immature.

>>9321266
Are you projecting or something?

>>9321266
Sword Art Online seems right up your alley.

>>9321266

ok we don't care to know more about how much of a gigantic bigot shit you are

I only watch serious shows like Cowboy Bebop.

>>9321240
If by serious you mean being an excessively negative ass just for the sake of fitting in, then yeah, they're _very_ serious about their cartoons.
They force themselves to hate everything so that they can feel edgy and smart. Their lack of individuality is pathetic.

>>9321266
Is this guy autistic? I've never seen such a ragefit before.

>>9321266
I know a average height fatass who has slept with tons of women. Did he steal your waifu or something?

>>9321281
>serious show
>cowboy bebop
You cant be serious?
Fridge with slimes monsters?
1 guy owning 20bad guys with a flick of his wrist?
More like kiddy cartoon.

>>9321258
Don't tell him, let him be delusional.
>>9321269
They are pretty immature because they take their cartoons seriously, just like what's going on in this thread. Whatever though, I am sure you have to write a blog on crunchyroll about how anime is dying.

>>9321297

Take it back.

Stop talking about fat people and post pictures of the red haired girl.

>>9321293
More like posters from /v/ trying to impose the "we hate everything related to our board xD" crap.

They did a pretty good job of it too.

>>9321294
I've never had a personal or romantic issue with a fat "person", I just think they have disgusting habits and they ruin everything for everyone. They twist the natural shape of the human body and make the world an uglier place. Their disgusting habits also come to bother me when I have to walk by a fatass who can hardly breathe over all his fat slowing him down. They're like roaches.
What reason do you have for exterminating roaches? Fat people are the same as any pest.

>>9321322
Replace fat with black or gays. YOU BIGOTS ARE ALL THE SAME!

/a tries to act like /jp/ but hates /jp/ at the same time. It's really quite odd.

>>9321297
I'm pretty sure that guy you quoted was being ironic, but outside of the few joke episodes the show is about as serious as a mainstream action film.

It's pretty well done, and can get pretty emotional at times. I still remember Faye's videotape after the hunt for a betamax player after all these years, and that shit was pretty strong. Also spike's blonde girlfriend falling and "bang".
This is a matter of personal taste, but if it stuck with me all this time then they must have done something right.

>>9321322

fyi there are medical conditions which cause people to get fat

pretty much any sort of thyroid malfunction turns you into a lard

>>9321333

interior semiotics stuck with me

is it a masterpiece too

Too much hatred and nerds in here.

>>9321346

take the loli shit to >>>/b/

>>9321346
Fat breeds hate

>>9321346
Only looks good with her hair down. Ugly otherwise.

>>9321357
ｆａｃｋ　ｙｏｕ

>>9321346
Post more of the cute red haired girl.

>>9321353
>>9321356
Oh, you /a/nons are so silly.
>>9321361
Sure thing.

Sion_and_/jp/.jpg

>>9321343
Sigh, le trolling. I never said Beebop was a masterpiece, just really well done as an American action flick wannabe and at times serious.

But whatever, some people consider a can of tomato juice as art.

>>9321407
whores

>>9321398
It's better than eva. I'm not sure how that show got as popular as it did.

>>9321411

Don't call people whores.

>>9321434
They are anime characters, not people, and they are whores.

>>9321445

Don't call anyone a whore. "Whore" is a pointless word for demonization and not for logic.

>>9321457
>"Whore" is a pointless word for demonization

Well, the word isn't a pointless word for demonization at all, if we want to be proper, it's another term for a prostitute. So I guess we can settle for sluts.

>>9321466

man has lots of sex

"Alpha Male"

woman has lots of sex

"Slut"

((OR:: why none of you have friends))

>>9321499
Can it, Martha.

>>9321513

EPIC win! Us robot-9000s really showed that stupid female! Gentlemen and scholars haha!

>>9321499
The world has double standards, some suit men and some suit women, are you stupid?

>>9321524

so that means we should just do nothing about them when we discover them, right

we should just carry on perpetuating these fucking stupid double-standards even though we know what they are

>>9321524

"I'm sorry that you are offended about a huge group of people being representationally and sociologically oppressed. This is just How Things Ae and you shouldn't try to change it."

- White, Middle-class Male

>>9321532
Yeah okay, you trolled me, you win, I'll respond.
No, nobody here gives a fuck about any of this, go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>9321519
It wasn't THAT good, dude.

Male
-loser NEET, worthless, just kill himself

Female
-Homely housewife, care for her family, the ideal wife

>>9321542

So you just throw your hands in the air and go 'TROLL! TROLL, I WON THE ARGUMENT, SEE'?

What a fucking baby.

>>9321569
The only won desperately trying to "win" an "argument", no one wanted to discuss this crap but you kept on trying as hard as you can to talk about complete shit. Double standards aren't going to change, calling people you have no knowledge about white middle class males is retarded and you're just constantly going on and on about nothing, how about this you silly fuck, you want to change stuff, get into a position of power and do something, rather than trying to argument on the internet to win arguments. Fuck off.

>>9321499
Spoken by someone who has no idea on how the genders approach sex. There is a very good reason for the double standard.

Is there ANYTHING original about this anime?

The slut thing is very much true for both sexes, I'd link that article about number of partners and infidelity.

But you can google for yourself.

>>9321576

They are changing. We're changing them. The Internet is. I was just like you a couple of years ago.

You can fight it all you like, but bigotry is on the fast-lane to the abyss. All of the communities are accepting it slowly. Five years ago, equalism wasn't ever mentioned on SomethingAwful. There weren't any people like me on 4chan. Your privilege is leaving whether you like it or not.

>>9321581

Go ahead and tell me.

>>9321592

I do this too, fucko. You just don't know it's me because it's an anonymous website.

It's not like I see anyone fighting double standards that demonize men either, so I don't see why we should fight for women.
No cisgendered faggots don't really count, they want all men to become androgynous.

>>9321585
It's not like you see the premise very often.

>>9321598
I don't trust you feminsit fuck.

>>9321603

I'm not a 'feminist'. I want gender-equality. Both genders are hurt by these stereotypes and irrationalities and other assorted shit. Women happen to be the ones being hurt most by them right now.

I'll just quote a woman about this slut shit
http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2010/08/11/hookinguprealities/the-essential-truth-about-female-promisc
uity/

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2011/10/07/hookinguprealities/89-of-college-students-hate-hookup-cultu
re/

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2011/06/23/politics-and-feminism/what-a-slut-is/

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2011/07/05/hookinguprealities/the-economic-effects-of-promiscuity/

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2012/05/02/relationshipstrategies/emotional-prudery-and-promiscuity/

>>9321589
You use that word, privilege. I don't think you know what it means. And btw, people like you have always been on 4chan, we just ignore you because no one is on 4chan to push for any kind of civil rights or dumb bullshit like that. So why don't you take your 'privilege' to tumblr or another ~caring community~ of useless people who feel the need to force their opinions on everyone even when it's non applicable, because they feel it's their birthright.

Why are people responding to the troll?

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>9321610
> Women happen to be the ones being hurt most by them right now.
You just shot yourself in the foot, you very much admitted to being a shitty sexist fat Feminist dyke.

Rot in hell, goodbye. Posts Filtered.

>>9321615

"hookingupsmart" is not a source appropriate to a claim as bold as 'women deserve to be called sluts.'

Also, FYI, this shit coming out of a woman's mouth means nothing. There were plenty of black people who'd been brainwashed into thinking that they were subhuman and didn't deserve to be free.

>>9321610
That's because feminism has become so ass-backwards retarded. Most if not all of the views of feminists are so laughable it's hard to even think of it as being any kind of movement. I'm an independent female who loves her body by the way.

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

/jp/ is about taking it easy. Feminists can't take it easy, ergo they don't belong here.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.


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I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

>>9321645

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>9321648

The board is what its users make it. A lot of us care about equality. YOU don't belong here.

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>9321610

>Sexism against woman
>She gets offended
>Can say anything
>Can do anything
>Free scholarships just for being a woman
>Food stamps
>Alimony
>Just has to get pregnant and divorce the guy, set for life

>Sexism against man
>His entire life is destroyed, either financially or legally
>Must walk on eggshells around any woman out of fear of getting feared as it takes only a slightest word to get him fired
>If he divorces a women after he's had kids with her, either willingly or through subversion, half his paycheck is gone for 18 years. And a fourth could be taken just on Alimony

Yea no. At this point, feminism is about power, nothing else. The fact that you can't even discuss feminism without being labled a sexist is proof that the system is being intentionally milked. That it's not about equality anymore, but reverse sexism, an easy way out and just plain old payback.

>>9321658
/jp/ has always been about taking it easy, tumblr scum.

>>9321658
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

>>9321658
>The board is what its users make it. A lot of us care about equality.

Aikido is performed by blending with the motion of the attacker and redirecting the force of the attack rather than opposing it head-on. This requires very little physical strength, as the aikidōka (aikido practitioner) "leads" the attacker's momentum using entering and turning movements. The techniques are completed with various throws or joint locks.[5]

Aikido: Aikido is a defensive martial art, usually consisting of using the other opponent's attacks to counter by throws, grapples, holds, flips, etc. It can be very damaging to the opponent by using these moves, esspecially with intense drops of gravity. Using grabs at small bones, such as the wrist, finger, or shoulder bones, Alyss is able to use put opponents in holds to get an advantage or stop a fight. Though Aikido is a very good martial art, it's downfall is that there is no such thing as an attack with Aikido. The moveset is based upon counters and there is no such thing as a punch or a kick in this martial art.

Hey /b/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,

But what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /b/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'bling' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.

So I ask this of you /b/, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'bling' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.

Perl is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Perl is a good person, and you see that Perl has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Perl and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.

>>9321499
It exist for a reason.

1.Woman spreads her legs=sex
1.Guy works his ass off socially/physically=sex

>>9321679
Aikido derives mainly from the martial art of Daitō-ryū Aiki-jūjutsu, but began to diverge from it in the late 1920s, partly due to Ueshiba's involvement with the Ōmoto-kyō religion. Ueshiba's early students' documents bear the term aiki-jūjutsu.

>>9321683
Ueshiba's senior students have different approaches to aikido, depending partly on when they studied with him. Today aikido is found all over the world in a number of styles, with broad ranges of interpretation and emphasis. However, they all share techniques learned from Ueshiba and most have concern for the well-being of the attacker.

>>9321688
The term "aiki" does not readily appear in the Japanese language outside the scope of Budo. This has led to many possible interpretations of the word. 合 is mainly used in compounds to mean 'combine, unite, join together, meet', examples being 合同 (combined/united), 合成 (composition), 結合 (unite/combine/join together), 連合 (union/alliance/association), 統合 (combine/unify), and 合意 (mutual agreement). There is an idea of reciprocity, 知り合う (to get to know one another), 話し合い (talk/discussion/negotiation), and 待ち合わせる (meet by appointment).

>>9321684
Dude, perl is all I write anymore.

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

>>9321664

Yeah, look at all those unsourced advantages. And while you're at it, you get to have voters vote for male candidates over you because women are stereotypically perceived as 'poor leaders' (http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/2111526?uid=3739896&uid=2&uid=4&uid=3739256&s
id=21100863064801.) As if this wasn't enough of an advantage, you can have men outnumber your gender in even the most diverse seating of US congress in history by 87 seats out of a total 100 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/111th_United_States_Congress.).)

The advantages of being a woman truly never and.

>>9321532
Double standards should exist. If a nigger is more likely to kill somebody he should be watched more carefully instead of wasting your time on some beta asian kid. Also men do not equal women. That is why I am not for equal rights.

>>9321688
気 is often used to express a feeling, as in 気がする ('I feel', as in terms of thinking but with less cognitive reasoning), 気持ち (feeling/sensation), and 気分 (mood/morale). It is used to mean energy or force, as in 電気 (electricity) and 磁気 (magnetism).

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.

When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Jessica, knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.

I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.

>>9321699
The term dō is also found in martial arts such as judo and kendo, and in the more peaceful arts such as Japanese calligraphy (shodō), flower arranging (kadō) and tea ceremony (chadō or sadō).

Therefore, from a purely linguistic point of view, aikido is 'Way of combining forces'. The term aiki refers to the martial arts principle or tactic of blending with an attacker's movements for the purpose of controlling their actions with minimal effort. One applies aiki by understanding the rhythm and intent of the attacker to find the optimal position and timing to apply a counter-technique. This then is very similar to the principles expressed by Kanō Jigorō, founder of judo.

>>9321664

>>9321705
Aikido was created by Morihei Ueshiba (植芝 盛平 Ueshiba Morihei, 14 December 1883 – 26 April 1969), referred to by some aikido practitioners as Ōsensei ("Great Teacher"). Ueshiba envisioned aikido not only as the synthesis of his martial training, but as an expression of his personal philosophy of universal peace and reconciliation. During Ueshiba's lifetime and continuing today, aikido has evolved from the Aiki that Ueshiba studied into a wide variety of expressions by martial artists throughout the world.

>>9321698

>If a nigger is more likely to kill somebody...

Got proof?

>>9321710
Ueshiba developed aikido primarily during the late 1920s through the 1930s through the synthesis of the older martial arts that he had studied. The core martial art from which aikido derives is Daitō-ryū aiki-jūjutsu, which Ueshiba studied directly with Takeda Sōkaku, the reviver of that art. Additionally, Ueshiba is known to have studied Tenjin Shin'yō-ryū with Tozawa Tokusaburō in Tokyo in 1901, Gotōha Yagyū Shingan-ryū under Nakai Masakatsu in Sakai from 1903 to 1908, and judo with Kiyoichi Takagi (高木 喜代子 Takagi Kiyoichi, 1894–1972) in Tanabe in 1911.

I nominate this thread for best thread of 2012.

The art of Daitō-ryū is the primary technical influence on aikido. Along with empty-handed throwing and joint-locking techniques, Ueshiba incorporated training movements with weapons, such as those for the spear (yari), short staff (jō), and perhaps the bayonet (銃剣 jūken?). However, aikido derives much of its technical structure from the art of swordsmanship (kenjutsu).

Ueshiba moved to Hokkaidō in 1912, and began studying under Takeda Sokaku in 1915. His official association with Daitō-ryū continued until 1937. However, during the latter part of that period, Ueshiba had already begun to distance himself from Takeda and the Daitō-ryū. At that time Ueshiba was referring to his martial art as "Aiki Budō". It is unclear exactly when Ueshiba began using the name "aikido", but it became the official name of the art in 1942 when the Greater Japan Martial Virtue Society (Dai Nippon Butoku Kai) was engaged in a government sponsored reorganization and centralization of Japanese martial arts.

>>9321696
Women did that to themselves by getting overemotional about things. Men are naturally better leaders.

Yeah, i went from EVE to WoW.

The thing is, EVE lacks so much content. Yeah, its fun to the newbie zone and pod people with a single torpedo. But advancing just takes so much longer to do, and its not fun. Its not fun to travel 15 jumps just to get ganked by pirates. Then you lose your ship, need to make more money, bla bla bla. Whenever i tried to mine in some of the safer zones there was always 4 or 5 strip miners there. You run over to within a Kilometer of the astroid when they pop, and then some uber miner drains it in one hit from like 100 miles away.

Another thing that disappointed me is that you couldnt get near to planets, or land on them. I tried to whistle for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

>>9321696
Maybe if women would make less comments like "women are the ones hurt most by war" they'd be taken more seriously.

>>9321681

"I know, as a teenaged male virgin, that women have an easier time getting sex than we do. This is totally not projection."

- you

Aikido was first brought to the rest of the world in 1951 by Minoru Mochizuki with a visit to France where he introduced aikido techniques to judo students. He was followed by Tadashi Abe in 1952 who came as the official Aikikai Hombu representative, remaining in France for seven years. Kenji Tomiki toured with a delegation of various martial arts through 15 continental states of the United States in 1953. Later in that year, Koichi Tohei was sent by Aikikai Hombu to Hawaii, for a full year, where he set up several dojo. The United Kingdom followed in 1955; Italy in 1964; and Germany 1965. Designated "Official Delegate for Europe and Africa" by Morihei Ueshiba, Masamichi Noro arrived in France in September 1961. Seiichi Sugano was appointed to introduce aikido to Australia in 1965. Today there are aikido dojo available throughout the world. Aikido was exhibited in Hollywood films by Steven Seagal in the 1990s.

Yes, I am a pedophile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my childlover soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute 6 y/o loli!). We fuck a lot of her friends with and without their consent and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown women in it while I have SEX with my underaged girlfriend.

>>9321712
>A United States Department of Justice report which surveyed homicide statistics between 1974 and 2004 stated that of the crimes surveyed, 52.2% of the offenders were Black.

http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/htius.pdf

Blacks commit 52% of the murders, yet only make up like 17% of the population.

>>9321725
"I can only resort to ad-hominems"

-you

>>9321722

>Men are naturally better leaders.

Yep. There's those biotruths, right on time.

>>9321707
My god what happened to spoony.
First his fat gf left him now he lost his neckbeard job?
How is he gonna find a new job now?

>>9321730

Maybe you should stop being enough of a cognitively dissonant fuck as to interpret one person's comment as a representation of their entire gender.

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>9321696

>Woman marries a man, puts holes in his condoms until she accidentally gets pregnant. Has kid, then divorces him. If he's a hard working person and has a stable job, wring him dry in court for Alimony and Child Support. Get food stamps, get medicare, get scholarships with cost of living paid. Never work a day in your life.

Guy dies broken and used like a human wallet, treated like nothing but money and semen his entire life.

>>9321725
Why are you trying to insult me instead of arguing the facts? Plenty of studies show Men have sex when they can women have sex when they want. I had to watch one of these shit studies in my old psychology class back in college.

>>9321739

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

"[An ad hominem attack] is an attempt to negate the truth of a claim by pointing out a negative characteristic or belief of the person supporting it.[1]"

>>9321707
Did spoony actually lose his job?
I hated him in the last couple years but that's beyond sad.

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

Nippon-sama, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -

>>9321707
After raging, raving, and lashing out non-stop for weeks on twitter, Spoony finally remember to take his meds in early July. Predictably troll's remorse quickly kicked in:

“
Okay everyone, I just want to make it clear that Lupa did not get me fired, nor was she in any way linked to my departure from TGWTG.
My personal issues with Lupa went public and quickly got out-of-hand, for which we are both to blame. I was crude and disingenuous, and provoked her to anger, which quickly pushed things too far.

We both want the bickering to end. As far as I'm concerned, our argument is over and done with. We're both moving on, and we just want the anger to stop."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I hated that fag but now I feel bad for him.

ITT:Delusional woman

>>9321744

Uh, yeah. That's totally some irrelevant shit which didn't happen anyway. Thanks for that.

Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) sdfklj@hotmail.com

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...

>>9321749
>"I know, as a teenaged male virgin
>This is totally not projection.
>- you

What I said stands.

>>9321696

>>9321761
The thing about it was is she attacked spoony knowing he was highly depressed at the time and vulnerable.

>>9321759

Yes that never ever happens, only men can be sexist. If a woman does it, it's her god given right for billions of years of oppression or something! rape culture! slut walk! fight the power! government subsidiaries for my women's studies!

What?

Male pride?

You're proud about your gender?

SEXIST FAGGOT

Ehhhh, most of you faggots are fucking noobs @ the internets.

I use linux not because I hate microsoft (believe me, I do, but that's not why), not because I want to be a geek (I am), but because it fits my style. It's so much easier to accomplish things when you have the power of *nix commandline goodies ala GNU tools, etc. As well, I don't have to spend time searching for cracks and shit because /everything/ I use is free and I can build it from source if I need to.

Not only that, but anything I don't like, I can crack open and change, usually without too much difficulty. Linux: The OS is /yours/.

Get the fuck out, all of you. @ OP, unrar-free might work, as well as install rar and using rar x filename. (rar might be in multiverse repos, you should have those enabled anyway)

So a friend just described munging to me.

"The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one."

I need something related that can actually top that.

>>9321763

"Teenaged male virgin" is meant to show that he is not female and has not had a relationship. He has no place talking about 'how hard' each gender has to work to have sex. Because he doesn't know. Literally, he has no idea. He's guessing.

>>9321763
see my post>>9321746

Feminism destroyed the Spoony Experiment.
Way to go fighting oppressing that evil white male who probably made less than minimum wage on a shitty internet review site, has no friends and is depressed.

>>9321746

>Plenty of studies show Men have sex when they can women have sex when they want.

FYI, this isn't how this works. You don't say 'plenty of studies show,' you just link the studies. It should be really easy since you already know which ones you're talking about and all.

>>9321778
Except studies have 5 from both a girl and man hit on opposite sex and the guy couldn't get any women and woman got all the guys.

Queen Victoria, the most powerful woman in history, was against feminism. How does this make you feel?

>>9321779
I'm arguing for you, I'm point out what the person said is just an ad-hominem.

>>9321778
"[An ad hominem attack] is an attempt to negate the truth of a claim by pointing out a negative characteristic or belief of the person supporting it.[1]"

Do you even think before you type?

>>9321746
The person you're talking to is just a shitposter. In fact, it's the same shitposter who does the feminist thing to derail other threads. The writing style, word choice, and horrible ironic shitpost at >>9321519 confirms it.

>>9321793

>>9321790
I can't because I just sat through one on a videotape. You are a woman right?

Anyone else here not a racist, but wishes the Nazis had won?

Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a nation on its knees from a depression and turned it into a military, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of thirty years.

It was a social experiment in the way that many reformed or new nations are. America was an experiment in democracy and (eventually) egalitarianism. The Soviet Union was an experiment in Communism. Nazi Germany was the grandest experiment of them all: a rejection of the gentle side of man and a wholehearted pursuit of our more teutonic side: The glorification of the strong, the self-sufficient, and the dominant. It was to be the beginning of a bolder and more uncompromising global civilization that would bring discipline where before there was only coddling; that would harden the soft, and that would not be afraid to say that equality means equal opportunities, not that all men regardless of education or skill are inherently equal to one another. It was a call out to all men to transcend their passive, mediocre existences and aspire to become the heroic and unstoppable species that mankind always had the potential to become.

Nazi Germany was the combined hopes, dreams and ambitions of all who dared to dominate; but in the end, these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.

>>9321794

Yep. I never attacked that person or any irrelevant view of theirs.

>>9321799

Not me.

>>9321771
>>9321771
>>9321771
>>9321771
This is the same shit that's been happening with homosexuals and transgendered people. I'm starting to believe that pre-op ftm lesbians all need to be drowned.

>>9321810

I wish I was gay to be honest, but you can't just turn gay like that. Shit would be a lot easier.

I get to the office at 9ish and I'm not in the mood to work. In walks this hard street nigger and he asks for a job.

Nigger: Yo, ya hire?
Me: Say what?
Nigger: Ma, I nee a jo
Me: You speekee engrish?
Nigger: I say I nee a jo,

I knew what he was saying. He was one of those niggers that like to leave the last letter off of every word. Five bucks = Fie buck, Old school = O schoo, etc. The conversation went on for a few minutes until I was finished fucking with him.

Me: I pa fo dolla
Nigger: Fo dolla! Shee
Me: Aight, aight, fodolla twenny fi cen
Nigger: Minima way sicsevenfi muthafucka
Me: Fi dolla no mo, no mo fi dolla
Nigger: (speaking clearly for the first time) FUCK YOU!

I nearly pissed myself. Yet I am not racist, I'm a sterotypist. Yes, there's a difference. Go ahead and be yourself.

>>9321793

Uh, nothing. What is this supposed to prove? There was a really influential person one time and they thought a large group of people weren't real humans? Sounds pretty fucking familiar.

I'm still more interested about Noah Antwiller, can someone post a link to sum up his story?
anyone?

>>9321771

Why are you typing like you are literally hysterical?

You need to calm down. Cite your sources and take a deep breath.

Do you ever stop and wonder, what it is Niggers really are? I know the truth, and to you I will give it.

Thirty-six thousand years ago a race of superior alien beings came to earth. They landed on the gigantic and empty continent known today as Africa, and in their load they carried a big number of dark-skinned individuals - niggers - who they brought along as slave labour from Mercury. The reason they are black is to protect them from the strong UV-lights so close to the sun.

Niggers were harmless beings as long as they remained under strict control of their masters and were not allowed any own thoughts. If left alone in groups they quickly grew greedy and started running rampant and misbehaving. The humanoid aliens who cruised in spaceships of diamond did not like Earth, for it was populated by a race of very similar beings, Neanderthals and whatnot, so they quickly left. Of niggers however, they had a great surplus, wherefore they left them to die on Earth.

The problem is that the niggers didn't die; They instead continued to flourish in their primal ways, seeing as they were unable to evolve any form of culture. They still lived in their tribal villages and townships when the Europeans arrived and brought them along on a journey cross the globe. Only now we are supposed to treat those apparently inferior beings as equals; and if we disagree that those alien scum are equal, we are racists and nazis and must be purged. Time is right for action. We must do something about this threat, for THE BLACK PLAGUE must be defeated! Their beastial manners surely is not the way civilised man lives!

>>9321815
Are you retarded? She was the most powerful woman in history and was against women's right.

That would be like if Hitler took over the world and was against rights for white people.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.

>>9321815

...Aaand there we go, a Hitler reference.
For the record I agree that it proves nothing but I do not agree with you on the point.

>>9321825

Why in the fuck does this matter? This person was born into a royal family, so her terrible fucking stupid bigot opinions are immune to logic? Can she pay off the burden of proof with her gold?

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

http://www.youtube.com/user/girlwriteswhat

Here you go, argue with someone who will shoot you down, have fun feminist.

One day I have been to Yoshinoya in the neighborhood,Yoshinoya.
So many people were there that I couldn't sit on the chair .
Then, I looked at the banner well,it was written " 150 yen discounted "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to Yoshinoya you don't usually come in because of 150 yen discounted.
How silly you are! It's just 150 yen discounted and it is 150 yen!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to Yoshinoya?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall order Tokumori". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the seat because I give them 150 yen.

It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that I and one who sat opposite side of U type table start fighting.
It is cool that situation I will kill him or I will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.

>>9321803
At >>9321735, you say:
>Yep. There's those biotruths, right on time.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9266087#p9266250
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9257750#p9257852
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9244504#p9244739
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9301558#p9301862

Am I to believe these aren't yours?

Well, as soon as I had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said "I want Tokumori Tsuyu-daku"
So I gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With too much sauce is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Tsuyu-daku" with the happiest simle.
I wanted to ask him "Do you really want to eat it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
I thought him just wanted to say "with too much sauce".

A specialist of Yoshinoya, I'd like to say that the finest order is "Negi-daku".
That is the coolest.
"Omori Negi-daku with a fresh egg "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of Yoshinoya.
Negi-daku is full with much onion.
Instead of that it's with mere beef.This is so good.
And it with a fresh egg. This is the best.

However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you order one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better eat regular meal with beef and salmon.

Children need sex. They require release like you do but are denied it with a partner who can teach them and guide them through it lovingly. Many young children masturbate for relief-and what does mom and dad do when they find out? Why, they slap the kids hands and tell them to stop or they will go blind! Once again, this only leads to oppressive, damaging GUILT. By age 11, I was a compulsive masturbator & collected hard-core pornographic magazines like HUSTLER! I was VERY sexual and I was asking for it on a regular basis (and never seemed to get it!) and yet society would have believed I was as innocent as can be. This harmed me. If I had only known a pedophile then, I would have been much happier in my childhood! But then again, if I had decided to have sex with a pedophile adult, they would have been imprisoned and I would have been in therapy for brainwashing to accept my "abuse". But my childhood had a happy ending-fate soon blessed me at 11 and a half with a woman pedophile who sexually educated me! Other kids are more like I was than you maybe would like to admit. Perhaps you were something like this in your own youth and due to guilt you wish not to admit this side of yourself existed. Think back and be honest with yourself-it is ok to be sexual and you are not alone or wrong! Stop feeling guilty about a natural bodily function and do not infect our kids!

>>9321849
But men really are better.

>Thread derailed into prejudice discussion
Yet seemingly no one here understands prejudice.

Prejudice is:
The explicitly preconceived, biased separation of two or more groups.

Prejudice is not:
Preference, perception, statistics.

Here's an example.

A sexist statement:
"Women are more in-tune with their emotions than males."

A non-sexist statement:
"Some people are more in-tune with their emotions than others."

A racist statement:
"Black people are ugly."

A non-racist statement:
"Black people usually can run faster than white people."

A sexist statement:
"Men are ugly."

A non-sexist statement:
"Men are ugly to me."

Feminism is probably the most sexist movement to have ever occurred.

>>9321849

I dunno if you knew this, but I didn't invent the term 'biotruths' nor its use in that context. Read up.

>>9321849
Men make better females than women.
JP proved it to me.

>>9321851
Children do many things that are new to them. Sex is one of those things. A child must learn sometime, and "waiting for their wedding" is WAY too late! The sex drive is the most important one in our species besides breathing air and eating! We are made for sex! Children are made to enjoy it too! Repressing these feelings is NOT healthy. It is also unhealthy for kids to deny themselves relief. Sex by itself is NOT damaging to kids. This is a myth designed to attack pedophiles and deny kids their rights. In a misguided effort to "protect" kids, society has actually HARMED them by repressing perfectly natural feelings which DEMAND expression. Without it, healthy development and beliefs about sex are problematic. Kids masturbate and climax, and it does NOT "scar" them for life! By itself (remember-it is the guilt not the sex!) having sex with an adult (or another child) will NOT harm a child! It is a normal bodily function. Kids urinate and defecate as you do-they also experience sexual gratification (usually via masturbation) just as you do. A 10 year old boy may not ejaculate semen, but he CAN climax. A 10 year old girl can and often already does masturbate and she climaxes. Society needs to accept that kids are sexual beings.

>>9321858

"Black people usually can run faster than white people." is incredibly racist

you have no idea what you are talking about

>>9321822

I'm expressing a statement of opinion, It's intentionaly the way i'm phrasing it, for attention. But it's clear that you will bring up any reference you can. Or whatever made up study that was published by a female psychologist stating men are evil.

But you are incapable, incapable of actually arguing with me.

Question for you, can a man do the same thing women do to men? alimony, child support? etc. And life off of that, without working for the rest of their life? No they cannot. At the very best, you will need to prove that your ex-wife was a hardcore alcoholic, and druggie and beat the children. And that even a court can see she'd be better off with the father.

And sometimes, even after thousands of dollars are spent from the man fighting for his kids, they sometimes get put in foster care, or are taken by the mother's sister instead.

>>9321863
Give them that chance. Do not deny them the right of sexual free-expression. Children DO intitiate sexual contact with adults and there is nothing wrong with it. Adults can also intiate. We must teach our kids the importance of their right to own themselves. This means they can REFUSE sex with an adult at any time. It also means they can accept an offer and inititiate one themselves! This is the part that society hypocritically refuses to allow. They say kids own themselves, but when that belief is tested, society applies a double-standard and denies kids a right to do as they wish to themselves. Implied in the belief that kids can say no is the acceptance of them saying yes! You cannot have it both ways. Either they own their bodies or they do not. If they can only say "no" according to you, then they do not own themselves in your eyes! Pedophiles are the opposite of "predators". In fact, they are the ONLY TRUE "child advocates" in this regard on earth, since the take the opinion of the child and his/her wishes into full account! Pedophiles love children. That is what the word means, (pedo=child phile=lover) it is not a bad word to describe a monster-except in the eyes of the media which distorts and sadly shapes public opinion against child-loving advocates-i.e. pedophiles. It is time for a new opinion about us-a positive one.

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

>>9321869
Facts aren't racist.

>>9321869
Kenya you cisgendered faggot

>>9321869
Statistically it's true. That validates the statement beyond personal, preconceived bias. Therefore it's not racist.

Something isn't racist merely because another person is, or "might be" offended by it.

>>9321871

>Or whatever made up study that was published by a female psychologist stating men are evil.

All of the studies I've published have been worked on and published predominantly by male researchers.
Keep grasping at straws, though, tiger.

The largest aikido organization is the Aikikai Foundation which remains under the control of the Ueshiba family. However, aikido has many styles, mostly formed by Morihei Ueshiba's major students.
The earliest independent styles to emerge were Yoseikan Aikido, begun by Minoru Mochizuki in 1931, Yoshinkan Aikido founded by Gozo Shioda in 1955,[15] and Shodokan Aikido, founded by Kenji Tomiki in 1967. The emergence of these styles pre-dated Ueshiba's death and did not cause any major upheavals when they were formalized. Shodokan Aikido, however, was controversial, since it introduced a unique rule-based competition that some felt was contrary to the spirit of aikido.[13]

After Ueshiba's death in 1969, two more major styles emerged. Significant controversy arose with the departure of the Aikikai Hombu Dojo's chief instructor Koichi Tohei, in 1974. Tohei left as a result of a disagreement with the son of the founder, Kisshomaru Ueshiba, who at that time headed the Aikikai Foundation

>>9321872
The problem pedophiles have (particularly male ones) is that if ANY adult shows a special excessive interest in kids, that person is immediately suspected of being a pedophile. This leads to pedophiles being separated from their outlets & it harms them. It also leads to kids being taken away from people that truly care about them. It is often the case that people who show unusual interest in kids are pedophiles but is that a bad thing? Pedophiles can be a VERY positive force in the life of a child. Society does not think so and wonders why pedophiles must add the sexual element. They ask why we cannot always be happy just doing things with them that are non-sexual. The reason is that is one very important aspect of life and one that is something we find very pleasurable when it is with the people we like and love. It is no different than you! If I have sex with an 11 year old girl I love and care about, why do you care if she is willing and loves me too? The trouble is, society assumes that she is incapable of loving, or understanding it. She IS capable-she loves her parents, which is one kind of love. I am only showing her another kind that she is gladly and voluntarily experiencing with me. You must accept that she IS capable of wanting sex and relief, and feeling LOVE for me-her pedophile. You can bet that if I were in such a situation, I would love her-not just use her. It is not merely sexual. I prefer young girls. I do not cruise the streets looking for them to molest! If it happens it does and that is fine.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

A final major style evolved from Ueshiba's retirement in Iwama, Ibaraki, and the teaching methodology of long term student Morihiro Saito. It is unofficially referred to as the "Iwama style", and at one point a number of its followers formed a loose network of schools they called Iwama Ryu. Although Iwama style practitioners remained part of the Aikikai until Saito's death in 2002, followers of Saito subsequently split into two groups; one remaining with the Aikikai and the other forming the independent Shinshin Aikishuren Kai in 2004 around Saito's son Hitohiro Saito.

>>9321881

>All of the studies I've published have been worked on and published predominantly by male researchers.

oxymoron much?

>>9321881

All of the studies I've linked*

>>9321887
Where's the fucking proof? You idiots keep making gigantic assertions like 'Women make poor leaders' and then not sourcing them.

In aikido, as in virtually all Japanese martial arts, there are both physical and mental aspects of training. The physical training in aikido is diverse, covering both general physical fitness and conditioning, as well as specific techniques.Because a substantial portion of any aikido curriculum consists of throws, the first thing most students learn is how to safely fall or roll.The specific techniques for attack include both strikes and grabs; the techniques for defense consist of throws and pins. After basic techniques are learned, students study freestyle defense against multiple opponents, and techniques with weapons.

We are in the free software movement, and I'm going to speak about what
the free software movement is about, what it means, what we have done, and,
because this is partly sponsored by a school of business, I'll say some
things more than I usually do about how free software relates to business,
and some other areas of social life.

Now, some of you may not ever write computer programs, but perhaps you
cook. And if you cook, unless you're really great, you probably use
recipes. And, if you use recipes, you've probably had the experience of
getting a copy of a recipe from a friend who's sharing it. And you've
probably also had the experience -- unless you're a total neophyte -- of
changing a recipe. You know, it says certain things, but you don't have
to do exactly that. You can leave out some ingredients. Add some
mushrooms, 'cause you like mushrooms. Put in less salt because your
doctor said you should cut down on salt -- whatever. You can even make
bigger changes according to your skill. And if you've made changes in a
recipe, and you cook it for your friends, and they like it, one of your
friends might say, "Hey, could I have the recipe?" And then, what do you
do? You could write down your modified version of the recipe and make a
copy for your friend. These are the natural things to do with
functionally useful recipes of any kind.

>>9321885
Pedophiles do not talk down to kids & treat them with respect and listen to them. This is not the case with an average adult, and kids see right through it. Kids like pedophiles very much, whom they do not see as a heavy-handed authority figure, but rather, as a sort of "older" PEER. That is what confuses the general public about the motivations and methods of pedophiles. Society assumes the pedophile views the child as an object, and uses his/her superior smarts/abilities/experience to control the child to extract sex. But pedophiles do not do this and never advocate such tactics! It goes against their very nature to do that! The reason society falls for this assumption is it is "transferring" what IT would do if in that situation. Since "regular" adults do not really respect or understand children, they assume the same mindset applies to pedophiles-and it does not! A "regular" adult does not understand pedophilia or pedophiles, & so they assume the pedophile is approaching the situation as a "regular" adult with a perverted streak in them-bent on taking advantage of children-since that is what the average "regular" adult could see himself/herself doing if they were sex maniacs looking for an easy outlet to prey on. But pedophiles are not this way-we are not predators looking for targets! Being a pedophile is a way of life-not a sick perversion.

>>9321881
>Also, FYI, this shit coming out of a woman's mouth means nothing.
>All of the studies I've published have been worked on and published predominantly by male researchers.

It means absolutely nothing having male researchers, just as you said earlier with something coming out of a female mouth.

Women are fucking retaded.
Source: YOU

Now a recipe is a lot like a computer program. A computer program's a lot
like a recipe: a series of steps to be carried out to get some result
that you want. So it's just as natural to do those same things with
computer programs -- hand a copy to your friend. Make changes in it
because the job it was written to do isn't exactly what you want. It did
a great job for somebody else, but your job is a different job. And
after you've changed it, that's likely to be useful for other people.
Maybe they have a job to do that's like the job you do. So they ask, "Hey,
can I have a copy?" Of course, if you're a nice person, you're going to
give a copy. That's the way to be a decent person.

So imagine what it would be like if recipes were packaged inside black
boxes. You couldn't see what ingredients they're using, let alone change
them, and imagine if you made a copy for a friend, they would call you
a pirate and try to put you in prison for years. That world would create
tremendous outrage from all the people who are used to sharing recipes.
But that is exactly what the world of proprietary software is like. A
world in which common decency towards other people is prohibited or
prevented.

Physical training goals pursued in conjunction with aikido include controlled relaxation, flexibility, and endurance, with less emphasis on strength training. In aikido, pushing or extending movements are much more common than pulling or contracting movements. This distinction can be applied to general fitness goals for the aikido practitioner.[2]

In aikido, specific muscles or muscle groups are not isolated and worked to improve tone, mass, and power. Aikido-related training emphasizes the use of coordinated whole-body movement and balance similar to yoga or pilates. For example, many dojos begin each class with warm-up exercises (準備体操 junbi taisō?), which may include stretching and ukemi (break falls)

>>9321896
There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.

Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.

Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.

>>9321896

Surely, you have a peer reviewed study, published by a man, stating that men are deserving of their place in society as penises with wallets.

Aikido training is based primarily on two partners practicing pre-arranged forms (kata) rather than freestyle practice. The basic pattern is for the receiver of the technique (uke) to initiate an attack against the person who applies the technique—the 取り tori, or shite 仕手 (depending on aikido style), also referred to as 投げ nage (when applying a throwing technique), who neutralises this attack with an aikido technique.

Both halves of the technique, that of uke and that of nage, are considered essential to aikido training.[20] Both are studying aikido principles of blending and adaptation. Nage learns to blend with and control attacking energy, while uke learns to become calm and flexible in the disadvantageous, off-balance positions in which nage places them. This "receiving" of the technique is called ukemi. Uke continuously seeks to regain balance and cover vulnerabilities (e.g., an exposed side), while nage uses position and timing to keep uke off-balance and vulnerable. In more advanced training, uke will sometimes apply reversal techniques (返し技 kaeshi-waza?) to regain balance and pin or throw nage.

Ukemi (受身?) refers to the act of receiving a technique. Good ukemi involves attention to the technique, the partner and the immediate environment—it is an active rather than a passive receiving of aikido. The fall itself is part of aikido, and is a way for the practitioner to receive, safely, what would otherwise be a devastating strike or throw.

I have decided that i want a sexchange. Current medical technology yeilds a very poor result. A vagina can be made from the penis, but it will likely have hair inside of it, and there is a good chance of damaging the sensitive nervs, which would make sex unpleasurable. Breasts can only get but so big, nipples would not function. There would be no reproductive capability, and bone structure cannot be modified.

My plan is to build an AI system which can revise and improve on its self. It would be a cognitive AI system, a truely intelligent machine. Each time it improves on it's self, by modifying it's source code, it would increase in it's intellectual capacity in an exponential manner. Being that it would be superintelligent, it could run a profitable business, to generate income, which it would use to buy materials needed to improve upon its self.

It should be able to develop the required technologies needed to proform an exceptional sex change. Not only would i transition over to being female, i would actually be a real woman, with full reproductive capability. Any sort of mental defects would be resolved, and i would have a completely healthy new body, void of any detromental conditions. This means i could live on for ever, looking great and the only way of death would be if somebody killed me or if got into an accident of some sort.

So my question to the guests of 4chan, is your thoughts on this process. Also i would be interested in hearing any ideas you have for creating such AI and approprate hardware to run it on. Please refrain from ethical discussions, as i think it is 100% ethical to produce a machine which could solve all of humanitys health and technology problems.

Now, why did I notice this? I noticed this because I had the good fortune in
the 1970's to be part of a community of programmers who shared software.
Now, this community could trace its ancestry essentially back to the
beginning of computing. In the 1970's, though, it was a bit rare for there
to be a community where people shared software. And, in fact, this was
sort of an extreme case, because in the lab where I worked, the entire
operating system was software developed by the people in our community,
and we'd share any of it with anybody. Anybody was welcome to come and
take a look, and take away a copy, and do whatever he wanted to do. There
were no copyright notices on these programs. Cooperation was our way of
life. And we were secure in that way of life. We didn't fight for it.
We didn't have to fight for it. We just lived that way. And, as far as
we knew, we would just keep on living that way. So there was free
software, but there was no free software movement.

But then our community was destroyed by a series of calamities that
happened to it. Ultimately it was wiped out. Ultimately, the PDP-10
computer which we used for all our work was discontinued. And you know,
our system -- the Incompatible Timesharing System -- was written starting
in the '60's, so it was written in assembler language. That's what you
used to write an operating system in the '60's. So, of course, assembler
language is for one particular computer architecture; if that gets
discontinued, all your work turns into dust -- it's useless. And that's
what happened to us. The 20 years or so of work of our community turned
into dust.

Aikido techniques are usually a defense against an attack; therefore, to practice aikido with their partner, students must learn to deliver various types of attacks. Although attacks are not studied as thoroughly as in striking-based arts, "honest" attacks (a strong strike or an immobilizing grab) are needed to study correct and effective application of technique.[2]

Many of the strikes (打ち uchi?) of aikido resemble cuts from a sword or other grasped object, which indicates its origins in techniques intended for armed combat.[2] Other techniques, which appear to explicitly be punches (tsuki), are practiced as thrusts with a knife or sword. Kicks are generally reserved for upper-level variations; reasons cited include that falls from kicks are especially dangerous, and that kicks (high kicks in particular) were uncommon during the types of combat prevalent in feudal Japan. Some basic strikes include:

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explain this please

But before this happened, I had an experience that prepared me, helped me
see what to do, helped prepare me to see what to do when this happened,
because at certain point, Xerox gave the Artificial Intelligence Lab,
where I worked, a laser printer, and this was a really handsome gift,
because it was the first time anybody outside Xerox had a laser printer.
It was very fast, printed a page a second, very fine in many respects, but
it was unreliable, because it was really a high-speed office copier that
had been modified into a printer. And, you know, copiers jam, but there's
somebody there to fix them. The printer jammed and nobody saw. So it
stayed jammed for a long time.

Well, we had an idea for how to deal with this problem. Change it so that
whenever the printer gets a jam, the machine that runs the printer can tell
our timesharing machine, and tell the users who are waiting for
printouts, or something like that, you know, tell them, go fix the
printer. Because if they only knew it was jammed, of course, if you're
waiting for a printout and you know that the printer is jammed, you
don't want to sit and wait forever, you're going to go fix it.

Beginners in particular often practice techniques from grabs, both because they are safer and because it is easier to feel the energy and lines of force of a hold than a strike. Some grabs are historically derived from being held while trying to draw a weapon; a technique could then be used to free oneself and immobilize or strike the attacker who is grabbing the defender.[2] The following are examples of some basic grabs:
Single-hand grab (片手取り katate-dori?) one hand grabs one wrist.
Both-hands grab (諸手取り morote-dori?) both hands grab one wrist. Same as "single hand double-handed grab" (片手両手取り katateryōte-dori?)
Both-hands grab (両手取り ryōte-dori?) both hands grab both wrists. Same as "double single-handed grab" (両片手取り ryōkatate-dori?).
Shoulder grab (肩取り kata-dori?) a shoulder grab. "Both-shoulders-grab" is ryōkata-dori (両肩取り?). It is sometimes combined with an overhead strike as Shoulder grab face strike (肩取り面打ち kata-dori men-uchi?).

>>9321896
Logical proof doesn't need a source. The proof is self-evident, or at least should be. Your own intellectual inadequacy is your own fault and not the fault of your opponent.

The issue isn't whether or not black people are actually faster than white people on average. That was an axiom used in an arbitrary manner where its validity is irrelevant; its sole purpose was to help convey a concept, which I believe I succeeded in seeing as neither you or anyone else argues the core of my point.

Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

But at that point, we were completely stymied, because the software
that ran that printer was not free software. It had come with the
printer, and it was just a binary. We couldn't have the source code;
Xerox wouldn't let us have the source code. So, despite our skill as
programmers -- after all, we had written our own timesharing system
-- we were completely helpless to add this feature to the printer
software.

And we just had to suffer with waiting. It would take an hour or two to
get your printout because the machine would be jammed most of the time.
And only once in a while -- you'd wait an hour figuring "I know it's
going to be jammed. I'll wait an hour and go collect my printout," and
then you'd see that it had been jammed the whole time, and in fact,
nobody else had fixed it. So you'd fix it and you'd go wait another
half hour. Then, you'd come back, and you'd see it jammed again -- before
it got to your output. It would print three minutes and be jammed
thirty minutes. Frustration up the whazzoo. But the thing that made it
worse was knowing that we could have fixed it, but somebody else, for his
own selfishness, was blocking us, obstructing us from improving the software.
So, of course, we felt some resentment.

>>9321925
A fat Feminist dyke came complaining about equality on jp of all places god knows why, and Kopipe happened

Also Spoony got fired off TGWTG for whatever reason

>>9321925
Nobody like fat fucks around here.
Some landwhale found this thread and try to white knight fatass such as herself. Nothing to see here, just another /cgl/ disguised thread.

The following are a sample of the basic or widely practiced throws and pins. Many of these techniques derive from Daitō-ryū Aiki-jūjutsu, but some others were invented by Morihei Ueshiba. The precise terminology for some may vary between organisations and styles, so what follows are the terms used by the Aikikai Foundation. Note that despite the names of the first five techniques listed, they are not universally taught in numeric order.[21]

First technique (一教 ikkyō?) a control using one hand on the elbow and one hand near the wrist which leverages uke to the ground.[22] This grip applies pressure into the ulnar nerve at the wrist.
Second technique (二教 nikyō?) a pronating wristlock that torques the arm and applies painful nerve pressure. (There is an adductive wristlock or Z-lock in ura version.)
Third technique (三教 sankyō?) a rotational wristlock that directs upward-spiraling tension throughout the arm, elbow and shoulder.
Fourth technique (四教 yonkyō?) a shoulder control similar to ikkyō, but with both hands gripping the forearm. The knuckles (from the palm side) are applied to the recipient's radial nerve against the periosteum of the forearm bone.

>>9321925

Kopipe spamming and /jp/'s hatred of women for their entitlement and lack of responsibility, accountability, etc.

And then I heard that somebody at Carnegie Mellon University had a copy
of that software. So I was visiting there later, so I went to his
office and I said, "Hi, I'm from MIT. Could I have a copy of the printer
source code?" And he said "No, I promised not to give you a
copy." [Laughter] I was stunned. I was so -- I was angry, and I had no
idea how I could do justice to it. All I could think of was to turn
around on my heel and walk out of his room. Maybe I slammed the door.
[Laughter] And I thought about it later on, because I realized that I was
seeing not just an isolated jerk, but a social phenomenon that was
important and affected a lot of people.

This was -- for me -- I was lucky, I only got a taste of it, but other
people had to live in this all the time. So I thought about it at length.
See, he had promised to refuse to cooperate with us -- his colleagues at
MIT. He had betrayed us. But he didn't just do it to us. Chances are he
did it to you too. [Pointing at member of audience.] And I think, mostly
likely, he did it to you too. [Pointing at another member of audience.]
[Laughter] And he probably did it to you as well. [Pointing to third member
of audience.] He probably did it to most of the people here in this room --
except a few, maybe, who weren't born yet in 1980. Because he had promised
to refuse to cooperate with just about the entire population of the Planet
Earth. He had signed a non-disclosure agreement.

>>9321896
After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

>>9321946
Fifth technique (五教 gokyō?) visually similar to ikkyō, but with an inverted grip of the wrist, medial rotation of the arm and shoulder, and downward pressure on the elbow. Common in knife and other weapon take-aways.
Four-direction throw (四方投げ shihōnage?) The hand is folded back past the shoulder, locking the shoulder joint.
Forearm return (小手返し kotegaeshi?) a supinating wristlock-throw that stretches the extensor digitorum.
Breath throw (呼吸投げ kokyūnage?) a loosely used term for various types of mechanically unrelated techniques, although they generally do not use joint locks like other techniques.[24]
Entering throw (入身投げ iriminage?) throws in which nage moves through the space occupied by uke. The classic form superficially resembles a "clothesline" technique.
Heaven-and-earth throw (天地投げ tenchinage?) beginning with ryōte-dori; moving forward, nage sweeps one hand low ("earth") and the other high ("heaven"), which unbalances uke so that he or she easily topples over.
Hip throw (腰投げ koshinage?) aikido's version of the hip throw. Nage drops his or her hips lower than those of uke, then flips uke over the resultant fulcrum.
Figure-ten throw (十字投げ jūjinage?) or figure-ten entanglement (十字絡み jūjigarami?) a throw that locks the arms against each other (The kanji for "10" is a cross-shape: 十).[25]
Rotary throw (回転投げ kaitennage?) nage sweeps the arm back until it locks the shoulder joint, then uses forward pressure to throw.

>>9321925
Part 1 of thread was fatphobia guy arguing with people and then it turned into feminism shit.

>>9321860
I didn't say you invented the word. But there are almost no uses of it until around April of this year. That tells me someone has been posting "biotruth" and "biotruths" quite frequently (e.g. if I used the word "diablerie" repeatedly, there would be an uptick in its use in the archive and you might be able to identify me from my posts, even if I hadn't been the only person who had ever used it). Not only that, but your "ironic" shitposting is similar in every single thread (always "LOL /B/ROS (...)" or some such nonsense).

If you weren't a lying shitposter, people might have at least considered your arguments. But the sheer mendacity it takes to deny that those posts were yours is the work of a devoted shitposter who cares little or nothing about the issue, but is quite concerned about derailing threads and angering people.

Aikido makes use of body movement (tai sabaki) to blend with uke. For example, an "entering" (irimi) technique consists of movements inward towards uke, while a "turning" (転換 tenkan?) technique uses a pivoting motion.[27] Additionally, an "inside" (内 uchi?) technique takes place in front of uke, whereas an "outside" (外 soto?) technique takes place to his side; a "front" (表 omote?) technique is applied with motion to the front of uke, and a "rear" (裏 ura?) version is applied with motion towards the rear of uke, usually by incorporating a turning or pivoting motion. Finally, most techniques can be performed while in a seated posture (seiza). Techniques where both uke and nage are sitting are called suwari-waza, and techniques performed with uke standing and nage sitting are called hanmi handachi.

Now, this was my first, direct encounter with a non-disclosure agreement,
and it taught me an important lesson -- a lesson that's important because
most programmers never learn it. You see, this was my first encounter
with a non-disclosure agreement, and I was the victim. I, and my whole
lab, were the victims. And the lesson it taught me was that
non-disclosure agreements have victims. They're not innocent. They're
not harmless. Most programmers first encounter a non-disclosure agreement
when they're invited to sign one. And there's always some temptation --
some goody they're going to get if they sign. So, they make up excuses.
They say, "Well, he's never going to get a copy no matter what, so why
shouldn't I join the conspiracy to deprive him?" They say, "This is the
way it's always done. Who am I to go against it?" They say, "If I don't
sign this, someone else will." Various excuses to gag their consciences.

But when somebody invited me to sign a non-disclosure agreement, my
conscience was already sensitized. It remembered how angry I had been,
when somebody promised not to help me and my whole lab solve our problem.
And I couldn't turn around and do the exact same thing to somebody else
who had never done me any harm.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>9321956
Please use the detective marisa pic next time you own a shitposter. It adds to the post.
Polite sage.

WWoooohoooooo /jp/. My wife just gave birth and yes it is a GIRL. Oh man so fucking sweet. Right tho, i have to figure out some way of making sure she grows up into the perfect daddy loving loli. There must be some way of making sure that several years from now i will be fucking the tightest pusssy i will ever get my dick into. So cmon /jp/ we need to make a plan, and i shall keep us all updated with the progress.

>>9321943

Also, you forgot ethics, and just general standards of human decency. Most men don't fare any better. But there is a reason why most men on /jp/ are 2D. Most of us are virgins. We're above base animal instincts like needing to be alpha or procreate. And instead solve general sexual necessities by ourselves with women who are equal to us, who won't ever sue you, cheat on you (unless that's your fetish), stomp on your heart, or balls (unless that's your fetish) or call you ugly and mentally abuse you (unless that's your fetish).

In the end, 2D just leads to a much happier life, away from 3D women. and people in general.

But,
strangers -- they haven't done me any harm. How could they deserve that
kind of mistreatment? You can't let yourself start treating just anybody
and everybody badly. Then you become a predator on society. So I said,
"Thank you very much for offering me this nice software package. But I
can't accept it in good conscience, on the conditions you are demanding,
so I will do without it. Thank you so much." And so, I have never
knowingly signed a non-disclosure agreement for generally useful technical
information such as software.

Now there are other kinds of information which raise different ethical
issues. For instance, there's personal information. You know, if you
wanted to talk with me about what was happening between you and your
boyfriend, and you asked me not to tell anybody -- you know, I could keep
-- I could agree to keep that a secret for you, because that's not
generally useful technical information. At least, it's probably not
generally useful. [Laughter]

Hearing the difference now isn’t the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is ‘lossy’. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA ? it’s about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don’t want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange…well don’t get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you’ll be glad you did.

"No. Not tonight," Charlie cried as he buried his tears in his pillow.

"Oh yes, tonight. Tonight, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and a hundred nights stretching before that ending at the day you came to live with me. Tonight, just like tomorrow." And with that, Willy Wonka removed his pants with a smirk. Usually, Charlie's parents and grandparents had been forced to watch, but Willy had killed them all and used their remains as seasoning for a new type of candy, Scrumdidllyumptious Green Soylet Surprise. Tonight would be Charlie's first night alone.

"Please, Mr. Wonka, please don't!" Charlie gave out one last sob of beligerrence, but the Candyman tore off the young boy's trousers with no senses of regret. "Let's see, what do we have hear today? Is there a treat for me? I most certainly hope there is," said Mr.Wonka as we delved his thumb and two fingers into Charlie's anus. Forcing them in until they were at the knuckle, Willy moved his hand around, as if he was searching for something. Then, his hand stopped, suddenly.

"EUREKA! I found it!" Removing his fingers, Charlie saw that firmly clutched in Mr. Wonka's hand was an everlasting gobstopper that Wonka had placed in there last night. Taking a lick, Mr. Wonka declared "It tastes just as delicious as the day I made it, although I don't know how I got so much corn on the shell formula." Wonka said the last line with a wink at Charlie, as if he expected him to laugh.

Thus, from fewer than twenty basic techniques, there are thousands of possible implementations. For instance, ikkyō can be applied to an opponent moving forward with a strike (perhaps with an ura type of movement to redirect the incoming force), or to an opponent who has already struck and is now moving back to reestablish distance (perhaps an omote-waza version). Specific aikido kata are typically referred to with the formula "attack-technique(-modifier)".[29] For instance, katate-dori ikkyō refers to any ikkyō technique executed when uke is holding one wrist. This could be further specified as katate-dori ikkyō omote, referring to any forward-moving ikkyō technique from that grab.

There is a small chance -- and it's a possibility though -- that you might
reveal to me some marvelous new sex technique, [Laughter] and I would
then feel a moral duty [Laughter] to pass it onto the rest of
humanity, so that everyone could get the benefit of it. So, I'd have
to put a proviso in that promise, you know? If it's just details
about who wants this, and who's angry at whom, and things like that --
soap opera -- that I can keep private for you, but something that
humanity could tremendously benefit from knowing, I mustn't
withhold. You see, the purpose of science and technology is to
develop useful information for humanity to help people live their
lives better. If we promise to withhold that information -- if we
keep it secret -- then we are betraying the mission of our field. And
this, I decided I shouldn't do.

But, meanwhile my community had collapsed, and that was collapsing, and
that left me in a bad situation. You see, the whole Incompatible
Timesharing System was obsolete, because the PDP-10 was obsolete, and
so there was no way that I could continue working as an operating system
developer the way that I had been doing it. That depended on being part
of the community using the community software and improving it. That
no longer was a possibility, and that gave me a moral dilemma. What was I
going to do? Because the most obvious possibility meant to go against
that decision I had made. The most obvious possibility was to adapt
myself to the change in the world. To accept that things were different,
and that I'd just have to give up those principles and start signing
non-disclosure agreements for proprietary operating systems, and most
likely writing proprietary software as well. But I realized that that
way I could have fun coding, and I could make money -- especially if I did
it other than at MIT -- but at the end, I'd have to look back at my
career and say, "I've spent my life building walls to divide people,"
and I would have been ashamed of my life.

Atemi (当て身) are strikes (or feints) employed during an aikido technique. Some view atemi as attacks against "vital points" meant to cause damage in and of themselves. For instance, Gōzō Shioda described using atemi in a brawl to quickly down a gang's leader.[30] Others consider atemi, especially to the face, to be methods of distraction meant to enable other techniques. A strike, whether or not it is blocked, can startle the target and break his or her concentration. The target may become unbalanced in attempting to avoid the blow, for example by jerking the head back, which may allow for an easier throw.[28] Many sayings about atemi are attributed to Morihei Ueshiba, who considered them an essential element of technique.[31]

>>9321992
"Oh well, time for business." And with that, Willy Wonka dropped the gobstopper to his side and began to slide his PENIS into Charlie's now-loose asshole. Charlie let out a small tear and he began to grunt with every thrust. He must escape this madness. He must kill Willy Wonka.

But there were no knives in his home, in his prison. There were no guns or swords or matches, or anything. Everything that was needed was done for you by an oompa-loompa.

"Charlie, in a few minutes I'm going to place this in your mouth. I think you should like it, it's flavored with an exlusive mix of Charlie Bucket chocolate. Thanks for not wiping, baby."

Charlie had given himself poor anal hygeiene in an attempt to scare Wonka away, but Willy ignored it and fucked him all the same, except now with more facials.

Charlie desperatly wanted out of this hell, and by now he was willing to go through any plan he could in order to escape. And that's when he saw it. Next to Wonka's shaking knees was a gobstopper. Charlie moved his hands back as if to play with Willy, but as soon as he was close enough, he grabbed the gobstopper and swallowed it hole. The taste was revolting, but he had grown used to the taste and smell of his own anal production, so it passed into his throat with no problem. And in his throat is where it lodged.

By the time Willy Wonka had figured out Charlie was dead, he had already came in the young child's asshole, wondering why the child did not let loose a barage of tears telling him to pull out.

>>9321896
>women make poor leaders where is proof
History's best leaders being men.

a

Danny Choo is the worst corporate sheep ever, spams the word otaku everywhere to sell his shit "If you're OTAKU you'll buy this!!" "I'm OTAKU!" "This is OTACOOL!" "I don't know who this character is, but she sure is Kawaii!!"

His blog posts about Comiket are the worst shit ever "Oh this is Comiket there are some doujins here LOOK EVERYONE IT'S THE KEY BOOTH!!!"

"This is WonFes there are some fan made garage kits and LOOK EVERYONE GOOD SMILE COMPANY"

"Oh I'm in akihabara there are so many amazing stores around here LOOK EVERYONE APPLE GOODS IN SOFMAP"

Jesus Christ, we know about all that shit. It's in every corner of the internet, we don't give a fuck. Show us some touhou doujins or something, but no - instead he takes a picture of the cieling in McDonalds and goes on to talk about how good McDonalds is and how he had an eggmcmuffin for breakfast.

And most of his posts are just eclipsed by ultra high definition pictures of inane shit, like a poster on a Japanese subway or something. Or a 'moe' character on a sign.

I don't think his followers have progressed at all "One day I'll get there Danny!! Just you wait! I can't wait to visit Japan!!" and they never fucking do. I swear I've seen that shit since what, 2008? It's fucking 2012 and you're telling me you still can't understand enough Japanese.

"Oh wow look at this kawaii dakimakura I got free in dengeki deluxe magazine, I don't know who she is because I can't read enough Japanese to play eroge but WHO CARES I'm OTAKU now because I have a dakimakura. What's that? Sleep with it? Lol no what if my parents see me xD ??"

"saber is my waifu, I don't like 3D women" "Someone married a character from a DS game? lol what a loser, I may be OTAKU but I wouldn't go that far".

That pretty much sums up the Danny Choo experience

>>9322007
Placing his PENIS in Charlie's mouth, he noticed the boy's flesh to be unusually cold and his tongue to be unresponsive. Fucking him orally anyway, Willy Wonka knew exactly what to do with his apprentice.

He called out to the worker oompa-loompas and told them to take care of the body as they pleased, to which the oompa loompas chuckled and exchanged mischevious smiles. At once, he signaled for the Chief Loompa. Making motions, Wonka spoke to him.

"Another one has died."

"So, what should I do, sir?"

"Distribute the memory eraser chocolate, again,"

"And then, boss?"

"Tell the world that my factory is opening it's doors to the public after 15 years of life as a hermit. And make sure only boys find the gold this time."

So I looked for another alternative, and there was an obvious one. I
could leave the software field and do something else. Now I had no other
special noteworthy skills, but I'm sure I could have become a
waiter. [Laughter] Not at a fancy restaurant; they wouldn't hire
me, [Laughter] but I could be a waiter somewhere. And many programmers,
they say to me, "The people who hire programmers demand this, this and
this. If I don't do those things, I'll starve." It's literally the word
they use. Well, you know, as a waiter, you're not going to
starve. [Laughter] So, really, they're in no danger. But -- and this is
important, you see -- because sometimes you can justify doing something
that hurts other people by saying otherwise something worse is going to
happen to me. You know, if you were *really* going to starve, you'd be
justified in writing proprietary software. [Laughter] If somebody's
pointing a gun at you, then I would say, it's forgivable. [Laughter] But,
I had found a way that I could survive without doing something unethical,
so that excuse was not available. So I realized, though, that being a
waiter would be no fun for me, and it would be wasting my skills as an
operating system developer. It would avoid misusing my skills.
Developing proprietary software would be misusing my skills.
Encouraging other people to live in the world of proprietary software
would be misusing my skills. So it's better to waste them than
misuse them, but it's still not really good.

What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About Me, You Little Bitch? I'll Have You Know I Graduated Top Of My Class In The Navy Seals, And I've Been Involved In Numerous Secret Raids On Al-Quaeda, And I Have Over 300 Confirmed Kills. I Am Trained In gorilla Warfare And I'm The Top Sniper In The Entire US Armed Forces. You Are Nothing To Me But Just Another Target. I Will Wipe You The Fuck Out With Precision The Likes Of Which Has Never Been Seen Before On This Earth, Mark My Fucking Words. You Think You Can Get Away With Saying That Shit To Me Over The Internet? Think Again, Fucker. As We Speak I Am Contacting My Secret Network Of Spies Across The USA And Your IP Is Being Traced Right Now So You Better Prepare For The Storm, Maggot. The Storm That Wipes Out The Pathetic Little Thing You Call Your Life. You're Fucking Dead, Kid. I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, And I Can Kill You In Over Seven Hundred Ways, And That's Just With My Bare Hands. Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In Unarmed Combat, But I Have Access To The Entire Arsenal Of The United States Marine Corps And I Will Use It To Its Full Extent To Wipe Your Miserable Ass Off The Face Of The Continent, You Little Shit. If Only You Could Have Known What Unholy Retribution Your Little "Clever" Comment Was About To Bring Down Upon You, Maybe You Would Have Held Your Fucking Tongue. But You Couldn't, You Didn't, And Now You're Paying The Price, You Goddamn Idiot. I Will Shit Fury All Over You And You Will Drown In It. You're Fucking Dead, Kiddo.

Dear women:

SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING MOUTHS, CUNTS! YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS! YOU ARE NOT SMART, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS TO SHOW YOUR TITS AND ASS AND TO CARRY AROUND A FEW FUCKING HOLES THAT FEEL GOOD WHEN WRAPPED AROUND MY GODDAMN COCK!

That's right, all a women is is a vessel for a cunt, mouth and asshole that are just begging to get fucking filled with cock. Women are the useless skin around a cunt. Goddamn bitches, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU! YOU'RE JUST A SEX TOY MADE OF MEAT FOR GUYS TO ENJOY! THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR EXISTANCE, TO BE USED LIKE A FLESHLIGHT WITH ARMS AND LEGS THAT MOANS! *THAT'S IT*

Your life is fucking worthless you goddamn sluts. Every day thousands of women around the world have their clits cut off, get raped and beaten.In the USA women get killed and raped daily, yet you fucking dumb cunts still spend all of your cash just to look pretty enough so one of us superior males will fuck your goddamn holes. YOU BITCHES LOVE COCK *THAT* MUCH AND YET YOU CRY WHEN A GUY GIVES IT TO YOU AND CALL IT RAPE? FUCK YOU! GO BACK TO SHOWING TITS AND GETTING FUCKED AND NEVER OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AGAIN... 'cept to take cock.

So for those reasons, I decided to look for some other alternative. What
can an operating system developer do that would actually improve the
situation, make the world a better place? And I realized that an
operating system developer was exactly what was needed. The problem, the
dilemma, existed for me and for everyone else because all of the
available operating systems for modern computers were proprietary. The
free operating systems were for old, obsolete computers, right? So for
the modern computers -- if you wanted to get a modern computer and use it,
you were forced into a proprietary operating system. So if an operating
system developer wrote another operating system, and then said,
"Everybody come and share this; you're welcome to this" -- that would give
everybody a way out of the dilemma, another alternative. So I realized
that there was something I could do that would solve the problem. I had
just the right skills to be able to do it. And it was the most useful
thing I could possibly imagine that I'd be able to do with my life.
And it was a problem that no one else was trying to solve. It was just
sort of sitting there, getting worse, and nobody was there but me. So I
felt, "I'm elected. I have to work on this. If not me, who?" So I
decided I would develop a free operating system, or die trying. . . .of
old age, of course. [Laughter]

Spoony is a technically neet, officially being unemployed for over 5 years only posting on his shitty site. We should give him a welcome party.

So, of course I had to decide what kind of operating system it should be.
There are some technical design decisions to be made. I decided to
make the system compatible with UNIX for a number of reasons.
First of all, I had just seen one operating system that I really loved
become obsolete because it was written for one particular kind of
computer. I didn't want that to happen again. We needed to have a
portable system. Well, UNIX was a portable system. So if I followed
the design of UNIX, I had a pretty good chance that I could make a system
that would also be portable and workable. And furthermore, why [Tape unclear] be
compatible with it in the details. The reason is, users hate
incompatible changes. If I had just designed the system in my favorite
way -- which I would have loved doing, I'm sure -- I would have produced
something that was incompatible. You know, the details would be
different. So, if I wrote the system, then the users would have said to
me, "Well, this is very nice, but it's incompatible. It will be too
much work to switch. We can't afford that much trouble just to use
your system instead of UNIX, so we'll stay with UNIX," they would have
said.

Spoony is technically neet, officially being unemployed for over 5 years only posting on his shitty site.
We should throw him a welcome party.

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and neither of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

Now, if I wanted to actually create a community where there would be
people in it, people using this free system, and enjoying the benefits
of liberty and cooperation, I had to make a system people would
use, a system that they would find easy to switch to, that would not
have an obstacle making it fail at the very beginning. Now, making the
system upward compatible with UNIX actually made all the immediate
design decisions, because UNIX consists of many pieces, and they
communicate through interfaces that are more or less documented. So if
you want to be compatible with UNIX, you have to replace each piece, one
by one, with a compatible piece. So the remaining design decisions are
inside one piece, and they could be made later by whoever decides to
write that piece. They didn't have to be made at the outset.

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>>9322037
He is one of us basically and would fit in here.

Good work Aikido-kun.

So all we had to do to start work was find a name for the system.
Now, we hackers always look for a funny or naughty name for a program,
because thinking of people being amused by the name is half the fun of
writing the program. [Laughter] And we had a tradition of recursive
acronyms, to say that the program that you're writing is similar to
some existing program. You can give it a recursive acronym name which
says: this one's not the other. So, for instance, there were many Tico
text editors in the '60's and '70's, and they were generally called
something-or-other Tico. Then one clever hacker called his Tint,
for Tint Is Not Tico -- the first recursive acronym. In 1975, I developed
the first Emacs text editor, and there were many imitations of Emacs,
and a lot of them were called something-or-other Emacs, but one was
called Fine, for Fine Is Not Emacs, and there was Sine, for Sine Is
Not Emacs, and Eine for Ina Is Not Emacs, and MINCE for Mince Is Not
Complete Emacs. [Laughter] That was a stripped down imitation. And
then, Eine was almost completely rewritten, and the new version was called
Zwei, for Zwei Was Eine Initially. [Laughter]