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Anonymous Thu Jul 5 22:53:45 2012 No.9305753 [Reply] [Original]

Why is it anytime someone is nice to me I get a boner?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 22:54:00 2012 No.9305768 I thought she can walk on water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 22:54:30 2012 No.9305760 that happens to me too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 22:56:30 2012 No.9305780 File: 63 KB, 800x600, Fate Hollow Ataraxia 178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9305768 Obviously she can choose when to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:10:02 2012 No.9305852 >>9305768 >>9305780 Please don't go off topic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:12:02 2012 No.9305860 >>9305852 Ironically enough, those two posts are on-board-topic while the rest of the thread is usual shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:12:18 2012 No.9305862 >>9305852 Don't start a thread with an image more interesting than the rest of the post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:12:32 2012 No.9305863 File: 173 KB, 800x600, 1337630771512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9305852 Seiba is related to boners.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Jul 5 23:13:32 2012 No.9305870 >>9305863 I'd suck the HELL out of that cock :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:13:47 2012 No.9305871 >>9305860 Fate saber is not /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:13:47 2012 No.9305872 I think its because we are lonely

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:13:47 2012 No.9305873 I usually blush so much it can be seen. It's my only natural reaction moe. Which of course happens very rarely since nobody ever is nice to me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:14:02 2012 No.9305877 >>9305873 Anon you are such a nice person and I like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:16:17 2012 No.9305883 >>9305871 oh my mistake. I keep forgetting. this is /jp/ - anal masturbation and boners culture

>>	Nephew Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Thu Jul 5 23:16:17 2012 No.9305884 File: 52 KB, 165x231, feelkotomine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9305870 GAY as HELL dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:17:32 2012 No.9305890 Why is it that when I see saber's feet I get a boner? Also, it's because you a bitch nigga, OP, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:20:19 2012 No.9305902 >>9305890 A girl's feet smell lovely.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Jul 5 23:20:49 2012 No.9305905 >>9305884 FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:21:19 2012 No.9305908 Would you grasp shounen Saber's Excalibur with both hands? Would you wield it as skilled as Saber her(him?)self?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:22:04 2012 No.9305913 >>9305908 I'd commit sudoku on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:22:34 2012 No.9305912 >>9305908 I'd act as her sheathe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:23:34 2012 No.9305920 >>9305863 wait, is that an actual official art?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:24:04 2012 No.9305926 >>9305920 It's from one of the bad ends where her mana goes out of control.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:24:49 2012 No.9305923 >>9305870 Wat a faggot!

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:38:36 2012 No.9306006

>>9305753
It's the opposite for me. I usually hate people being nice to me, because they reek of hypocrisy.
However, people insulting or yelling at me = maximum arousal. This is why shitposting is my greatest pleasure here. Everytime Anon-kun gets angry at me, I imagine Louise from ZnT saying the same words and I literally masturbate on his post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:47:06 2012 No.9306066 >>9305883 I thought it was the board for suicide advice...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 23:51:53 2012 No.9306092 I'm very thankful there are no such things as male tsunderes, otherwise I'd be catagorized as that. Seriously. The second I receive a compliment of any sort, instantly I get defensive. Feels bad, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:02:08 2012 No.9306161 >>9306006 You stupid little cunt I wish I could rape you right now

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:07:40 2012 No.9306194
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>>9306006
You hate when people are nice to you because you feel you aren't good enough to be worthy of their praise.

You enjoy when people insult/yell at you because you feel you are worthless and deserving of nothing but hatred and loathing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:11:40 2012 No.9306220 >>9306194 fuk off nerd psychology is BULLshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:34:24 2012 No.9306370 >>9306220 hit a little too close to home?

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:42:57 2012 No.9306415
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Today a coworker of mine, whom I like, told me I was cute after she commented on how I always smelled nice.
I sort of had this reaction because I was just telling her about how I worry about smelling like BO due to my manual labor position. Which then proceeded to me being called cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:46:42 2012 No.9306443 >>9306415 You should have smelled her butthole when she was not looking, man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:48:13 2012 No.9306451 File: 40 KB, 419x396, 1298441761708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306415 She was probably joking and right after you left she went and laughed with her friends about how you fell for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:48:57 2012 No.9306457 >>9306451 Probably. But I'll continue to delude myself while I masturbate tonight as I replay the incident in my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:49:43 2012 No.9306463 >>9306451 If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:50:42 2012 No.9306464 >>9306457 Also imagine yourself smelling her butt too. You you dont do it faggot I will do it for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:50:57 2012 No.9306466 File: 360 KB, 1200x900, 1305735307591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306457 >>9306463 S-Sorry.. I'm just projecting because no girls talk to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:52:12 2012 No.9306473 File: 39 KB, 500x574, cat7971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306466 You're not alone, friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:54:01 2012 No.9306490 >>9306466 It's okay. If it's any consolation, she's married and I'm too much of a faggot to make her elope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 00:59:01 2012 No.9306520 >>9306415 She wants yo dick, son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:03:46 2012 No.9306547 /jp/ just got kawaii.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:30:29 2012 No.9306669 >>9306194 I wouldn't mind admitting to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:33:28 2012 No.9306689 >>9305884 >>9306415 >>9306451 >>9306466 >>>/a/ Fuck off with your reaction images.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:33:43 2012 No.9306690 File: 375 KB, 500x648, 28429910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to bed now. Talk to ya weebs later.

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:34:13 2012 No.9306698

>>9306669
I admitted to it a few years ago. I don't know what to do when I'm praised. Online I usually try to ignore praise because I don't know how to respond, while in real life I deflect it by saying someone else could do what I did better or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:39:28 2012 No.9306733 File: 36 KB, 363x400, fack you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306689 Screw off to the text boards if a few images offend your delicate eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:41:28 2012 No.9306746 >>9306698 What a good post anon! Such a good little boy. Good little boys have good little penises to suck on too~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:42:28 2012 No.9306758 File: 330 KB, 1200x1200, Madoka rude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306733 Eat a 3DPD used meat curtain you ass wipe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 01:53:34 2012 No.9306811 File: 438 KB, 753x1000, 19685240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306758 Suck my cum rod, butt bandit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:30:03 2012 No.9307446 File: 126 KB, 640x480, 27864421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306690 Goodnight. I hope you see this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:08:50 2012 No.9307632 >>9307446 I wish I could smell anzus feet and butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:10:50 2012 No.9307641 >>9306451 what a nice person you are.

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:12:50 2012 No.9307652

This happens to me too. Someone was nice to me once online, and it was my first time talking to someone online personally like that. Usually I talk anonymously on imageboards. I ended up stalking them for a while until they got sick of me, but it was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:26:21 2012 No.9307702 >>9306473 The heel pad looks like a nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:26:51 2012 No.9307707 >>9307702 Why did you post that twice?

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