/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have I ever alleviated my boredom so much that I ever stopped doing that?

>>9300506
The only thing I hate more than turks is jews.

I do it every day.

Is there anything else to do?

Games are boring to me now and I've seen all the good movies and TV shows.

Where are all my fellow shitposters?

There's hardly any shit threads on the front page. I don't get it. Did they all leave me behind without saying anything?

>>9300534
I only shitpost in the threads of others.

>>9300534
Yeah they went back to /v/ and /a/, you should as well.

>>9300544
I THINK WE HAVE AN OLDFAG ON OUR HANDS

>>9300544
Only someone who belongs on /a/ or /v/ would say something so rude.

Please get out.

>>9300506
I fucking hate jews.

yep, but then i feel bad because it actually makes the board so much worse.

it is kind of like breaking your bike for fun.

>>9300570
then you must learn to quality shitpost

>>9300574
you lost me

>>9300577
Do you know nothing of the art of shitposting?

Shit like spurdo is the bad type of shitposting. I like to call it "unironic" shitposting. True shitposters know how to entertain a party of 4-6 with quality shitposting, or as I like to call it, "ironic" shitposting.

Read your /jp/ textbook some time, it's all in there.

>>9300587
ohhh, so if i am being ironic it is 100% okay!

Shitposting is great.
I love to shitpost. I'm also very proud of my perfomances. When I enter a thread with shitposting intent, you can guarantee it will derail into a bunch of nonsense. My extensive knowledge of board culture (because I'm an oldfag) and samefagging always succeed.
There's a fine line between shitposting ironically and with funny results and being an idiot though. I never cross it. It's a shame Mr. NSJ and friends IQ is too low to grasp that concept...
I consider myself one of the finest shitposters on this board. I salute my fellow colleagues from the secret fecal society of gentlemen.

>>9300588
Not 100%

>>9300588
Yes. You can even achieve aditional ´´hyaku paseentos'' if you add more layers of irony.

>>9300588
SIEG HEIL DUDE!

>>9300605
Hitler killed Jews ironically so it was 100% okay.

>>9300590
Shitposting forever. Shitposting we die for.

>>9300590
>Cirno
>Good shitposter

Nice try, take your cirnoshit back to /b/ where it belongs.

A good shitposter would also never brag about his shitposting unless he was doing it ironically, which you most certainly were not. You're a disgrace to the profession.

The new meta in /c/ is to genuinely and unironically be nice and helpful to everyone, even if they troll or make requests. It's also very jarring when someone uses swear words.

>>9300635
Dangerously close to outing yourself as not serious eagleman, delete your post.

>>9300641
This is a meta-thread. Meta-threads are a sanctuary for shitposters where we don't need to act in character.

I swear I'm the only one who read the fucking textbook here.

>>9300627
Hitler didn't kill any Jews and holocaust is a lie made by kikes to demonize Germany's goal of removing Jews from its major government power roles and media, both where they were extremely over represented despite being a tiny minority.

>>9300651
But you don't understand, (some) people took you seriously before, now what do they have, this as proof that they can just disregard all your posts as nothing more than drivel. I don't want that, it lessens you as a shitposter.

>>9300667
>(some) people took you seriously before
Impossible.

>>9300667
If you took me seriously then you're pretty fucking retarded in the first place so I really don't care what you/they think.

Did you really think I was sending out SWAT teams to kill /jp/sies in the middle of the night?

>>9300635
But there's an imperial ton of irony in my post.
y u no like cirno tho?

>>9300836
Y-you weren't?

;_;

>>9300836
My internet friend was killed by SWATS you asshole. I know it's your fault.

>>9300990
He's trying to cover it up, like they covered 9/11

is the thing in the op pic true?

>>9300998
Yeah it's very fun to shitpost, but a family member of mine was killed at 9/11. It's downright disrespectful to me and to the victims to crack jokes at it and you know it.
There isn't any conspirance. It was a terrorist attack.
Also, the OP is stupid and made up those numbers. The holocaust was a real thing, and if ANYTHING there are more Jewish victims that no one knows about.
I've reported your posts and I hope a ban mods you, this is not /jp/ related at all and also shouldn't be allowed on an american forum.
Good day to you faggot.

>>9301024
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTmElGq2U-o

>>9301024
no, you fucking idiot. it was a conspiracy, and your family member knew it would happen
that's why they were killed

every time you're going to say it's a terrorist attack remember your family member and what they died for

>>9301001
Yes. The guy is a douche though. Exactly the sort of HURR ARYAN SUPREMACY faggot who makes all revisionists look like cunts.

>>9301041
Maybe if you're a beta denier. I deny all of that.

>>9301047
I deny denial.

>>9301052
I deny your existence.

>>9301058
DENIED.