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I showered yesterday.

i learned those words today btw

I hiked 10 kms like 20 minutes ago and I'm still stinky sweaty.

>>9292984
This will never be a meme, so stop it already, fuckface.

i just took a shower so not very musky~

I'm so fat I have trouble wiping myself (I have to use a washrag taped to a stick) so I often still have some poopies stuck in my bumbum after taking a doody. I also don't bother to wipe my vajuga after I peepee, so I often get overwhelmed by the fish and shit smell when I take off my pants. I put on a lot of perfume to overpower the smell whenever I have to go outside. I think it does a decent enough job of making me smell okay but there is still kind of a lingering poo scent.

>>9292999
pls no

I smell like a slut.

>>9293026
I love my disgusting smell, I look shoving my nose in my armpit and just inhaling.

>>9293032
Whoops, didn't mean to link that post.

>>9293032
>>9293037
ur a slut lol

I found that antiperspirant and other deodorants mixed with body odor are far more unpleasant than just body odor. About a year ago when I ran out of deodorant I started using the alum crystal that I use for shaving. I rub it on my armpits after I shower until they feel squeaky, then I'm good to go. It keeps me from smelling for at least a few days, depending on how much I sweatr and the length of my armpit hair. Not any worse than my other deodorant, maybe even a bit better because it doesn't make my underarms sticky or slippery.

The thing I really prize is not smelling like cologne or some other generic 'man' smell. Now when I use lavender soap or a pleasant smelling laundry detergent it's not covered up.

I apply chamomile powder after I bathe, and scented deodorant.

But right now I smell like chlorine and sunblock. The sunblock didn't work ;~;

>>9293032
Well not that necessarily. But candy like perfume and spices do the trick as well. In my case it would be tea flavored vodka.

>>9293061
I am black and I have never used sunblock.

>>9293071
But I'm black, you can't be black as well.

>>9293071
>>9293074
>black
my condolences

>>9293074
Why would you put on sunblock then?

>>9293084
I'm not that guy, I'm just saying there is only room for one black guy here.

I've showered twice in the last 24 hours and use deodorant.

There is only one black dude on /jp/ and they are both Arc

>>9293089
because otherwise the smell would be unbearable

>>9293089
You don't use sunblock though, do you?

I haven't bathed since last Friday cause I had to go to work

Usually only bathe like twice a week, unless I have to go somewhere.

I smell pretty bad, I imagine. I love my own crotch and ball musk, by the way.

>>9293123
It seems like you're trying really hard to fit in.

>>9293106
No because I never leave the house, even if I did I probably wouldn't use it. Now leave.

>>9293126
Now that doesn't make one bit of sense.

sunblock? why would you use that?

>>9293153
Because I'm really pale and burn very easily. My skin feels like its going to fall off. I need a slime girl made of aloe vera gel.