/jp/ - Otaku Culture

lol i posted it again!!!

>>9267428

the muse song of a sperg-siren

Hey man, I know the feeling. You had a good thread and it really made your day. It put a smile on your face and life was just alittle more brighter.

But you can't hold on to that forever, you can't just think that everyones going to post in your repeated threads with the same vigor and motivation to contribute quality posts. I know, it sucks to lose a good thread that you made where everyone on the board replied, but just let it go man.

Let it go, it's done. Stop before it's too late and you fall into a spiraling depression because no one is responding to your thread anymore.

>>9267428
Yes please

I call this Touhou ``OP''.

>>9267422
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>>9267434
NO FUN ALLOWED

>>9267444
Go back to /v/ sperglord

a 2hu smelling her hands while coming out of the restroom

>>9267454
i left this out

she forgot to wash her hands but they aren't visibly dirty however they smell bittersweet. like the scent of shit mixed with flowers

>>9267458

like this thread

>>9267454
>>9267458

>>9267473
Picture just smells of electric. You phaled >>9267458's request.

>>9267458
I failed you

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>>9267411

remember me?
can you make a better dress for my touhou op? or any other drawfag?

>>9267878
That's not a silly hat my friend.

Heres my touhou. No idea for a name or a special ability. Yup the wings can move around liek tentacles or somethign adn I was a bit drunk while drawing this

nobody commented on my 2hu last time

>>9268106
There was nothing to criticize. Cheer up anonymous.

please be gentle

2hu with the silliest hat reporting in.

rate my 2hu

When will the bumpina be showing up?

>>9268216
Watermelon/10

I made this for you OP what do you think?

>>9268866
Why is its head on fire?

>>9268913
It's a hat

>>9268216
her hat looks like poop

We should just make this a twice a month thing or whatever.

People could contribute midi compositions to their tohos too, that would make my day.

she robs banks. that's her power.

>>9269168
Like with her mind?

waffle

>>9269187

yeah sure

>>9269194
dats gangsta

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>>9267411

Draw that girl in Zun teaches drawing picture

>>9270170

mai 2hu dabest

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垢嘗 プー子
Akaname Puuko
(youkai)

Power: Ability to clean bathrooms, ability to lengthen tongue
Location: Hakurei shrine toilet
Likes: Pee and poop, Fujiwara no Mokou, posting on /jp/ and 2hu@futaba, lewd pictures
Dislikes: Otaku culture, official Touhou works, being called a shitty janitor

>>9270170
Here she is doing the E.T thing with her finger...or something.

>>9270439
Shyeeeet nigga, that's legit!

>>9268866
That picture is so open to interpretation that I couldn't help myself.

So I present to you bananas so good they will set your head on fire!

>Wiki in the works
oh god, what the fuck are you doing? you guys can't really avoid putting a leash on everything, eh?

>>9270439
>Likes: Pee and poop
My kind of touhou. Cant wait for the porn pictures

>>9270439
Why is she interested in eating Mokou's poop?

>>9270532
"Mokou's is the tastiest."
　　　　　　　　　-Akaname Puuko

>>9270532
Who's not interested in eating Mokou's poop?

>>9270577

I guess it would taste like spicy curry or something. At least I hope so, I don't want to be tricked into eating poop tasting poop.

>>9270589
Probably it have also some magical propiety, considering that her liver is a hourai elixir.
like a mario star or something

>>9270614
So carry some Mokou poop around in a jar just in case shit gets real?

>>9270649
I'd like more to carry around Mokou herself.
so she can poop in my mouth while I masturbate

>>9270668
But what if you need her poop immediately? You can't just wait for her to poop in your mouth if the building you're in is about to explode and you need to temporarily be immortal!

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>>9271320
Bumpina pls go

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>>9271322
Bump

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I'm researching this beast.
According to past behaviour, he'll try to bump the thread again in about half an hour.
It would seem that he'll do so by just posting "Bump" as the comment.
I'll keep watching.

Here, have my repost.

>>9272534
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>>9272640
Damn you, Scroto!

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>>9270516
dis shit is CASH!! 10/10

Back to the subject at hand: Mokou's poop and its healing qualities.

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After a recent failure trying to predict the actions of the beast, I came to the conclusion that my prediction did not fail, rather, it was made false by the very subject, which seems to have self-awareness and thus was able to 'sense' in some way (insticnt, perhaps?) that he was being observed and reprimed himself in an atempt to challenge the researcher, most probably because he thinks I am a menace. I'll try to blend with my surroundings, maybe making one of these 'original touhous' so the beast doesn't suspect me.

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>Wiki in the works

I forgot the name of this one, all i remember is she had angels or some shit. Maybe was apple tree and cant post in at least a year because it was like an apple tree and making a new thread was like taking all dem apples and /jp/ made up bullshit, i dont remember very well.

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>>9267878
Will Bumpina be that wiki's mascot?

>>9273827
TESLA, you fucking secondary

>>9273827
Tesla, she have eletric powers and an angels army

>>9273957
But we already have an electric person
>>9267878

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>>9273827
So is Tesla part of the old hag alliance?

I think yes
probably she could even take down the moon bitches if she really wants to
you know, ANGEL ARMY
I mean, they fly, and AT fields and shit

Someone post the bat touhou and Captain Bukkake.

>>9274066
She doens't looks like a hag

>>9274119
What are you talking about?
also, how many drawings you or that guy made of that?

>>9274107
why tesla so OP

>>9274227
Because her creator pestered the shit around /jp/ until somebody started to like her.
also this is not op. just wait I get back my tablet...I'll show what is OP...TRYHARD OP

>>9274255
Buy another one.

>>9273957
and a penis

>>9274275
fanart is not canon, secondary scum

>>9274255
I'm OP though, i just made the last two threads. Not feeling in the mood for drawing right now

WIKIAN
REPOSTAN
FANARTAN
CIRCLEJERKAN

>>9274335
You just mad cuz we stylin' on yo' nigg@ a$$

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Bumpu

>>9267878
She can stick her finger into a power outlet for a power bonus.

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>>9274601
Why didn't i think about that before?
thank you weird faces anon

>>9274601
I LOVE YOUR Art style

it's crazy

also who is this?

she seems similar to me

>>9274601
u should make meme images XD

>>9275208
remember to THANK spark4 for ban evasion

>>9275208
I never knew they had Cirnos of other elements.

>>9275264

>>9275377
Bakavission

>>9275377
Fire Cirno has the face of a psychopath

>>9275383

Post earth Cirno

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>>9275404
She's going to melt then extinguish fire Cirno

>>9275423
Once you post them all with their powers combined they'll be Captain Baka.

>>9275462
But we don't have a heart Cirno because it isn't a real element!

>>9275462

>>9275479
But then; Cirno discovered that within every baka there is the power of heart.

That's the morale of the story

>>9275550
I cry every time

>>9274119
Sure thing.
First up is... oh shit, I forgot what I named him, originally. All I can remember is Captain Bukkake. Damn it.

>>9274119
Aaaand the bat Touhou.
Bam. There ya go.

Laureline Kagayaki. An OC I made for a forum RPG. Sorry for the really fast sketch. She's a half-ghost musketeer. Hates uninspired danmaku. Has the ability to manipulate inertia.

As you can see, I can't into cartooning very well. I've never tried drawing anything really animesque before...

(I'd drawfag some of this stuff, but I doubt anyone wants charcoal illustrations..)

>>9275829
>>9275843
Cool, post their bios for the supossed Wiki on the works if you can.

>>9275894
I can't remember their bios that well. They were in one of the other threads, which is gone now.

Here's another old Touhou of mine that I reworked.

Name: Kabeyama Nuriko
Species: Nurikabe
Ability: Manipulation of physical barriers, invisibility
Threat Level: Low
Human Friendship Level: Medium

Nuriko, like many nurikabe, likes to block the paths of travelers. They do this by creating an invisible wall. However, if you blow air at the base of the wall, it is said that the nurikabe will topple over, and the wall will disappear. While many legends state that the nurikabe is the wall itself, this is not the case, at least not with Nuriko.
She has been known to put up walls and forget that she did so after moving on to another location. This often results in her hilariously toppling over for no apparent reason when someone blows down the wall. You could say that she's a bit block-headed.

>>9276186
Steal the one with the burning head

Stealing one of your characters for a tulpa.

Found the bios after digging around on that one archive site.

Name: Makumori Akai
Species: Bat youkai
Ability: Manipulation of blood, minor sound manipulation
Threat Level: Unknown
Human Friendship Level: Low

A bat youkai who lives around the caves behind the Hakurei Shrine. Despite her youthful appearance, she is extremely wise. While Akai is polite, she can also be very snarky at times. Perhaps she's an old lady? She's very motherly to the bats that live in the caves, and considers herself their guardian.
Since she's a bat, she rather suspicious of humans, and will often hide when they draw near. If she is continually disturbed, she might retaliate. Given her ability to manipulate blood, this could be a gruesome thing. However, she herself doesn't enjoy the sight of blood, so it's highly unlikely that she would kill anyone.

Name: Yukitaro (a.k.a. Captain Bukkake)
Species: Bakebake
Ability: Can paralyze victims by licking them. Paralysis wears off after 5 minutes.
Threat Level: Low
Human Friendship Level: Medium

A Mr. Ghostly that gained a human-like form. Is actually a guy, but since he looks so girly and has no lower half, people often mistake him for a girl. This doesn't really seem to bother him.
He spends his time doing ghosty things, like floating through walls, lowering the temperature in the room, and making strange noises at random intervals. Considered by the villagers to be a minor annoyance.
Despite being a ghost, he gets frightened easily, and reverts back to his original Mr. Ghostly form when this happens.

Guess I'll repost Vespa, too.

Name: Vespa Yellowjacket
Species: Queen Bee youkai
Ability: Manipulation of bees. Bees. My god.
Threat Level: High
Human Friendship Level: Very Low

A haughty queen bee youkai who lives deep in the Forest of Magic. Fiercely territorial, she'll send her warriors to attack anyone within a 15 meter radius of her hive. She's unfriendly and a bit of a bully, but it's said you can pacify her with a gift of flowers. Good friends with Yuuka Kazami.
In addition to controlling bees, she spits out honey (as most bees do). This honey is highly valued by humans, though the cost is through the roof due to the difficulty in getting it. She has a stinger that she can detach and reattach at will, and she uses it as a knife. She wears special shorts that allow her to easily detach her stinger (She likes shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear).

>>9267878
Here is your better dress.
I even changed the N and S on her hair-thingies to the moonspeak equivalent of North and South.

>>9276403
....
she must be related to sparky4

>>9276260
what is a 'Threat Level' ?

My own Touhou.

>>9276456
Who in their right mind would shove a seagull into their skull?

>>9276468
Someone who isn't in their right mind. The bitch is crazy, yo.

>>9276468
Not a skull. A Plaguemask.

>>9276522
that's cute. faceless moe

>>9276260
and here she is spitting up a couple of super bees like the pain. MGS3 was fucking weird.

>>9276522
Will she cure my assassin when he breaks his leg jumping off a building?

>>9276522

>>9276522
So moe, and yet so terrifying.
>>9276529
Haha, that's great. Gotta save that.

here is a bee i saved in previous threads wwwwww

>>9276644
and here is the official parody that I honestly thought I would never have a reason to post ever again.

>>9276667
It's beautiful

>>9276667
I really like your style

>>9276689
Don't you mean
bee-utiful?

>>9276667
Stop stealing my character gimmick.

******0
The glitch and corruption demon

She is very very scary
She has extremely pale skin
she tends to like to wear a Nazi uniform
She has black hole long hair
a creepy sharptoothed smile
and red eyes

I just shiver in sight of her

AS IF IT WAS DRAWN BY ZUN HIMSELF

Name: Salzbrezel
Species: Yokai of Salty Baked Goods
Ability: Can preserve anything for indefinite amounts of time
Threat Level: Salty
Human Friendship Level: Salty

Spends her time making salty baked goods. Using salt she can perserve fucking anything.
Salty Demeanor, because SALT. SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT.
LIKE HER HASHES SALTED. MD5, SHA1, REGARDLESS OF HASH, SALTED.

Name: Aogi Sura
Species: Oni
Ability: Combat expert, super strength, super speed
Threat Level: High
Human Friendship Level: High

Aogi was born into a gladiator slave's life since she was a young girl. While she's a very talented and dangerous fighter, she's extremely docile and subservient, especially to humans. For her entire life all she has done was fight or train to fight. She's not from gensokyo, but from an alternate dimension where Onis exist and are bred in captivity and used as slaves or "entertainment" such as in gladiatorial deathmatch sports by humans.

She carries around a sword which she uses expertly. She wears fur pelts along with her gladiator armor since the place she comes from is normally extremely cold.

>>9276751
Here she is using her terrifying power to blue screen your computer while you are out buying smokes.

That long ass download you were waiting for....gone!

>>9276947
(GJ!)

can you make the next charater in my mind?

The Humanoid robot of love!

She is very very cute!
she wears a massive white shirt with extreamly long sleeves (one sholder is exposed too)
She has long Electric blue hair
she doseent wear shoes either!!

u cun knot pas reemoo

>>9277001
Why doesn't she wear shoes? What if she steps on poop?

>>9277037
it's a machine.....
also she will just clean it off w

>>9277008
Those eyes are a miracle of the universe.

>>9277037
she dosen't wear any is the same reason why she wears a massive shirt

she is small robot girl

>>9277153
I guess that makes sense...

>>9277312
I beleive it's her sensors on her feet hates shoes

She just copped a pair of purple Air Yeezys. #swag

>>9277327
YES! YES! YES!

artist of the crazy images?

are you there?

Touhou original character ? cirno recolor ?

this is it ? we are now another sonic fandom ?

>>9276947
I think I've found my waifu
>>9277718
just wait, things are taking a incredibly shitstorm friendly direction.

>>9277001
Here is your battle damaged waifunator.

In the future humanity was wiped out by something they never saw coming...Japanese sex robots. One of these robots was captured and reprogrammed by a resistance movement and sent back in time to somehow prevent all of that from happening. However, due to a programming error with the time machine it was sent to Gensokyo.

>>9277781
>I think I've found my waifu
?!

THATS SPARKY0!!!

NOO SHE WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU!!!

>>9277800
ありがとう～

wait!!
she isn't damaged!!
w

>>9277829
It's going to be so dry that your pubes will catch fire from the friction!

>>9277807
how lewd<3
I hope she's going to enter dry

>>9277839
What if I want to suffer?

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>>9277830
she is a demon

SHE WANTs YOU TO SUFFER

There is always one guy who takes a silly joke serious.I really hope this will be the last thread, and after that I don't want to see it for at least a year

>>9277830
mmmh... HOT

>>9277845
this will get extremely lewd

>>9277839
Pain is heaven for me

>>9277800
can you please fix her up?
where she is new but slightly dirty?

>>9277847
I just called OP, he said he will stop if you go out on one date with him.

>>9277800
She will bump into Nitori!

>>9277878

>>9277830
I tried to illustrate this and somehow it turned into "what being raped by Mokou would look like"

>>9277939
crazy!!!!

>>9277914
Reverse engineered Kappa terminators.

>>9277971
she will get repaired by the kappa named nitori

>>9277974
>Not wearing a metal band
worst 2hu would not let her fix computer

>>9277978
That key she has is a magical item that makes it so that she is always grounded.

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>>9277987
You heard him.

>>9278013
shut up!!

>>9278023
You know....I don't really care for Nitori but I really like that picture. Just thought I would share that.

>>9278023
Why is nitori so fashionable

>>9278082
wich nitori wud u fuq?

>>9276927
I thought that was a Tauren from the thumbnail.

Someone should make a minotaur 2hu.

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>>9278310
no minotaur in japanese folkology

>>9279140
illegal immigrant

>>9276403
thank you anon, this is amazing

age for repaired waifunator w

>>9279874
Who are you w-ing?

>>9280032
w = lol

>>9280138
5 seconds in mspaint

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>>9270458
I fucking love this one

H-hi...

Why is it that fanon lovers turn Flan into a killer animal?Yes she was stated to be "crazy" and "weird" but she can at least hold a conversation without murdering someone.

>>9280915
Damn wrong thread....

Well too bad!

>>9280915
because basements and secondaries

>>9280928
flanshit is basement secondary

>>9280896
F-Franken Daura!

Her name is Popipipipipi and she has the power of controlling orbits and arousal.

>>9281180
Because she can control orbits, her cane hits VERY hard.

>>9281180
Poppipipipipipipipipipipipipipi/10
would be aroused again

>>9281086
I'm going to keep making art of her until you like her.

>>9281425
Will she blow her face off again if people still don't like her?

>>9281471
bkub death aura is too cute for guro

yukkuri daura, on the other hand...

>>9281598
"drop dead greasy"

>>9281624
Do you like her already??

Kuroko Kubiroku has the power to stretch her neck to incredible lengths, but only at night. She likes to scare people by ensnaring them in her neck and swallowing repeatedly so her Adam's apple tickles them.

>>9281713
Looks like she and Captain Bukkake would make good friends.

I drew a slavhu because 2hus are too mainstream.
Mara Hlad the girl of deadly winter

I wonder how long OP can keep his one man show up.

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>>9281753
COOL

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Thanks for calling the mod and deleting all my images on cascade NSJ, I really appreciate it.

>>9281753
She needs track pants.

>>9282451
Maybe you should stop shitposting, then.

>>9282900
No, I'll stop posting in these threads instead.

Make the tsuchinoko a humanoid youkai.
You can do it /jp/. I trust you.

>>9282947

Here's your chubby snake lass.

>>9284143
Now draw one of puuko licking their buttholes please.

>>9282933
NOOOOOOOOO

>>9284245
That one is the bukkake one right?

>>9284430
No, the akaname.

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>>9284451
Oh yeah, the janitor parody.

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>>9284143
what the actual fuck, now everybody here is good at drawing? fuck off.

>>9284706
It's okay, we still have the ironically bad ms painters to keep up morale!

hers a drav 4 u

>>9284727
its not okay

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age for repaired waifunator w

So, where's the wiki?

we albino nao

>>9290556
What happened to Suwako?

>>9290662
Got exposed to radiation.

I guess it needs more ribons

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bumpina pls stop

This thread still around? Well then, just for you /jp/

Name: Momokuchi Sakiko
Species: Youkai (Kuchisake Onna)
Abilities: glamours & illusions; consumption/absorption

•appears as cutesy girl, pink dress, frills&lace all over, huge drill hair
•cutesy appearance is a glamour, actually has a huge mouth full of shark teeth, tatty hair and dress, eyebags etc.
•illusions don't work when in sunlight with clear sky or very bright light, same for glamour
•can fit anything in her mouth, no matter how big
•has black hole in stomach, can eat anything
•vain, easily angered
•just as easily appeased with compliments/distracted with a mirror to admire self
•loses will to do anything when forced to look at true appearance
•badmouthes everyone behind their back
•calls everyone fat, ugly or slut to their face

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I need to draw some characters for my shooting game. I'm working on stages and bullet patterns at the moment.

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>>9302427
Negative bump

LOL

>>9302427
Stop bumping, it's over.

Name: LT. Petara "Maverick" Mitchell
Species: Human
Ability: Manipulation of F-14s.
Threat Level: Medium
Human Friendship Level: High
Custom BGM: http://www.sendspace.com/file/xjovwo
Custom stage music: http://www.sendspace.com/file/sajxgi

>>9304453

Petara "Maverick" Mitchell is an ace pilot from the outside world that was accidentally brought to Gensokyo in a gap-related incident. She is well known in the outside world for saving a ship from 6 enemy aircraft, and became one of the world's top pilots overnight. Before she became a well known ace, she had a faithful co-pilot named "Nicki "Goose" Bradshaw".

Unfortunately, while Maverick was trying to prove herself, the plane malfunctioned and they were forced to eject. Goose, in a freak accident, ended up hitting the canopy of the plane which killed her instantly. Maverick was so grief stricken that she almost quit the airforce, but upon learning the truth of her fathers heroic death, she gained renewed determination which set forth the events leading to her status as an ace pilot.

One day on a routine patrol she was mistakenly gapped into gensokyo, f14 and all. After emergency landing in a nearby Sunflower field, then immediately taking off again after angering a certain youkai, she had the great fortune of running into her now ghostly co-pilot, Goose. They've teamed up once again to protect the residents of Gensokyo from the various trouble makers that pop up from time to time. However, due to the limitations of her aircraft and her lack of magic ability, she is forced to leave the stronger youkai to the more powerful residents of Gensokyo. She hopes to one day utilize magic to make herself an even more formidable pilot.

>>9304461

Since the human village lacks the infrastructure for an advanced fighter jet, she ended up making a classified deal with the kappa. With this deal, the Kappa provide her with all the fuel, ammo, and replacement parts that her aircraft needs. It is currently unknown what she does in return, but it is assumed that the kappa modify her aircraft from time to time to test new kappa technologies, although these most likely prove to be more trouble than they're worth.

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I can't believe I actually made this.

This started off as a joke touhou, but after finishing the art (and reading about the wiki being made(?)) I decided to flesh things out a bit by editing some old midis (Touhou soundfont) and making a bio. The art's kind of meh. Zun's style can be pretty difficult to emulate, and I don't really think I captured his essensence in this. Heck, it probably would've been easier for me to make a more "normally" drawn character. I probably goofed up the backstory a bit as well, since I haven't seen the movie in ages.

Oh and those are ribbons on her arm. I had to put a ribbon -somewhere- and the arms seemed like the only good spot. I'm sure I can BS some sort of backstory for them if needed.

No silly dress but at least she has a silly helmet, a ghost companion, and a f14.

>>9304453
lame

>>9304453
>Ability: Manipulation of F-14s.
That's too specific and too useful. You need to make it ridiculously vague. Something along the lines of the ability to an extent of knowing any kind of plane or able to hear any kind of planes from a great distance

>>9304803
caaalling aaall the baasic bitches caaalling aaall the baasic bitches caaalling aaall the baasic bitches caaalling aaall the baasic bitches

>>9304461
> ended up hitting the canopy of the plane which killed her instantly.
lol that would be funny if that were true. that is something you would see in a comedy sketch or something lol

>>9305188

Yeah, I suppose it could be more vague.

>>9305206

Hah, yeah. That's what happened in the movie though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04TqHE_PDTU

Personally, I like "Hot Shots!" version of this scene better.

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me adn a friend made a 2ghu

her pwer is that seh can Ctrl gourds

>>9309213
is that sparky0?!?!!1? wwwwww

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>>9309246
no baka

How is this thread alive, it was 404 yesterday!

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>>9313624
Thread necromancy? probably op is a wizard

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