/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna see yandere looking parsee figures.

>>9244514
Fuck. I meant pictures

TOUHOUS
Y U ALWAYS HAVE THINGS

>>9244514
She's not a yandere though

you have an problemz?

*trollface*

Is this board literally *only* shitposting?

>>9244536
Short answer?

>>9244522
Very few yandere Parsee pics out there.

But then again, calling Parsee a yandere is like comparing a psychopath to a pissed-off man with goals.

>>9244536
Use all 16 pages you turbonerd.

This isn't your fast-paced /g/ bullshite any more. You're playing with the big dawgz now.

>>9244536
welcome to true face of 4chan

>>9244536
/jp/ is 95% shitposts mainly because we all have the attention span of children and autistic teenagers.

Touhou threads are marginally better, especially if the OP nurses the thread along. Standing threads like /jp/ radio, Touhou netplay, Kigurumi, STG generals are better still, if only because there's enough people in the threads to keep them on topic even after twenty or so posts of two assholes calling each other homolord and screaming U MAD?.

>>9244604

There's also the stupid misogynist bullshit which infects the rest of the site

>>9244613
And the stupid pointless derailments by internet feminists.

>>9244604
/jp/ wasn't always so bad you know.
who am I kidding

I thinking on making straw dolls and nailing them to trees. It seems incredibly therapeutic.

Also, there are many people in this world that I would gladly murder.

>>9244639

It's pretty funny to me how, if you show the faintest hint of perspective when talking about gender, some hysterical shit starts accusing you of being a 'feminist.' As if this is a bad thing, also. "I'm a teenage white male and I know everything there is to know about feminism! Misogyny don't real!"

>>9244642
The quality ebbs and flows with the interest of the moderators. I remember things being tolerable a few months ago, and that was when the janitors could be counted on to delete blatant shitposts such as >>9244613 and >>9244639.

>>9244677

if anything tries to upset the natural order of /jp/ - Shitland it must be deleted!!!! feminism is an inside job from the janitors!!!!!!!

>>9244644
Making one of these doesn't seem to be too complicated.

>>9244658
>It's pretty funny to me how, if you show the faintest hint of perspective when talking about gender, some hysterical shit starts accusing you of being a 'feminist.'
All I said was that internet feminists cause stupid, pointless derailments. You know, sort of like this.

Also, what kind of shitty feminist are you? "Hysterical" comes from the Greek term for "womb" and is a gendered insult. Your sisters would like to have a word with you.

>>9244709
Hammering it to a tree doesn't seem to be too effective. Do you think Parsee would give me a pass if I were to ritually burn the dolls as effigies instead?

>>9244725

they also cause women to not be oppressed but i mean who even cares about that. fuckin baby-makers need to stay indoors and off my internet LOZL! BIOTRUTHS!

>>9244739
That's a pretty weak shitpost, anon. You shouldn't let your emotions get the better of you, otherwise you'll just embarrass yourself.

You know I find it strangely appropriate that Parsee threads almost automatically devolve into bitter shitposting

I kind of enjoy it actually

>>9244794

Should spend some time trolling the shitposters. I did earlier and it was very satisfying.

>>9244818
Doing so only leads to the shitposters doubling down on their digital diarrhea.

Eventually, a thread will reach the shitpost singularity, whereupon it will turn 2:00 and everyone will abandon the thread to shitpost flanfly.jpg at deliberately incorrect times.

>>9244835

If shitposting is entertaining, how could double downing that be a bad thing?

Man, /jp/ is srs bzns.

I wonder if Parsee would let me spend five minutes in the outside world every year flying around murdering people with her powers if I agreed to become her slave for the rest of eternity

>>9244853
I'm just wondering what kind of mistress would she be? I'd enjoy verbal abuse and some light abusive handling/beating, but I don't think I could take it easy if she was going to nail one of her straw dolls to my shoulder.

why is Parsee so unpopular? she has many unique traits

dat clothes, dat ears, dat power, dat jealousy
she's just as unique as Okuu

>>9244903
Prepare your nether regions.

Allahu akbar

I made something for you, /jp/.
I'm not very good at editing images but I figured I'd share it anyway.

>>9245157
Thank you

>>9245009
I know my fate and thus giveth myself willingly to the rage of my chosen master

I want to put my dick inside Parsee

The world above is scary

Parsee is probably the only touhou who wouldn't mind getting NTR'd

>>9245157

It's sweet, Anon.

Don't let our Parcy thread die!

>>9247300
Why is neko-Parsee so adorable?

>>9247622

What an interesting question

>>9247627

Very interesting indeed

>>9247632
>>9247627
>>9247622
>>9247300
neko-parsee pls go

>>9245008
Parsee.isn't unpopular in the character ranking she never leaves the top 40 which is very good for somebody who got knocked out after she was beaten.

>>9247834
Now now, don't be jealous of her pretty kitty ears.

>>9244504

Man, I really have to sleep.

I'm never going to forgive you if this thread is not here when I wake up, /jp/!

>>9248241
Parsee is 2lewd

♫ Have'n danmaku problems I feel bad for you son♫
♫ I've got 99 problems but a Touhou ain't one ♫

HIT ME!

>>9250118

>>9248735
Ear bondage?
That's.. experimental.

>>9251558
Damn nigga those are some stylin' shades.