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Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:13:54 2012 No.9221795 [DELETED]

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You'll never have an agile penis like a duck.
http://vimeo.com/8342946#

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:15:54 2012 No.9221799 I wonder what it's like to be a scientist that studies animal penises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:16:54 2012 No.9221800 File: 144 KB, 559x491, sanaedicks1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9221795

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:16:54 2012 No.9221803 >>9221795 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OuUwLr20qI

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Sat Jun 23 05:16:54 2012 No.9221801 File: 88 KB, 200x200, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f4853s1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:19:54 2012 No.9221808 >>9221799 I think it's a good career for a /jp/sie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:22:54 2012 No.9221813 http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexu al-battles/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:23:54 2012 No.9221814 >>9221803 I thought turtle penis are supposed to be cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:24:54 2012 No.9221817 >>9221808 Do they get to suck the penises for research purposes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:26:54 2012 No.9221826 Ducks aren't even supposed to have penises. They're birds. Are you kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:29:01 2012 No.9221833 File: 156 KB, 406x536, AccelDisbelief.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9221803 Seeing that makes me wish I had a cock that could devour things like some kind of man-eating flower.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:35:05 2012 No.9221838 >>9221803 It looks like the penis is some creature and the turtle is trying to crush it under the ball,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:37:41 2012 No.9221843 >>9221817 If you're into it why not.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Sat Jun 23 05:37:41 2012 No.9221844 What benefit would having an agile penis yield? You think I want it dartin' in and outta my hand or somethin'? All it needs to do is work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:43:56 2012 No.9221854 File: 147 KB, 500x500, gtfojp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9221844

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:54:55 2012 No.9221877 >>9221826 Almost everything has penises, even plants.(the exception is like, fish) You're thinking of breasts that only mammals have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 05:58:55 2012 No.9221893 File: 17 KB, 211x211, getaload.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9221826

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 06:00:41 2012 No.9221901 >>9221893 Who is cam?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 06:26:28 2012 No.9221995 File: 44 KB, 251x231, sadlain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9221795 >You'll never have a penis. FTFM. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:24:10 2012 No.9222123 Don't ducks have those penises to rape female ducks easier? I think I learned that from ``/jp/ - Duck Culture'' too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:27:54 2012 No.9222130 >>9222123 If I remember correctly, they have a cockscrew shape to aid. Echidnas are kind of fun. They get a 4 headed penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:28:09 2012 No.9222131 People always say Hyena females have a false penis but I've never seen it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:31:54 2012 No.9222135 >>9222131 Wow. I wish females had fake penises too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:34:58 2012 No.9222138 You will never use your penis for anything besides urinating and rubbing it to pictures of anime girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:35:11 2012 No.9222142 Who knew duck genitals were so fascinating? A pinnacle of /jp/ shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:36:39 2012 No.9222143 >>9222131 They have a gigantic clitoris, that's what they mean

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:37:55 2012 No.9222147 >>9221901 My name is Cameron and I die a little inside every time I see that picture posted

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:38:59 2012 No.9222154 >>9221803 I never knew a turtles penis was like that.

Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:45:40 2012 No.9222180

>>9222143
>that of the female closely resembles that of the male; the clitoris is shaped and positioned like a penis, and is capable of erection. The female also possesses no external vagina, as the labia are fused to form a pseudo-scrotum. The pseudo-penis is traversed to its tip by a central urogenital canal, through which the female urinates, copulates and gives birth.

but th... that doesn't sound like an enlarged clitoris to me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:47:09 2012 No.9222186 >>9222180 They give birth from their penis??? Any doujins like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:49:24 2012 No.9222194 This is very old. But anyway, I have a GIF of this, but I'm at hotel and it's on home computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:51:25 2012 No.9222203 >>9222194 > but I'm at hotel do you suck cock atm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:51:39 2012 No.9222206 >>9222194 Look at the big shot normalfag. So important he has to leave his room to do important things. Yeah fuck you pal you ain't better'n us

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 07:56:24 2012 No.9222219 >>9222131 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icx5TucPZpw Futa hyenas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 23 08:30:40 2012 No.9222345 >>9222219 Being a National Geographic speaker is definitely a job for /jp/ They even said "Take it easy"

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