/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll just kill myself.

I am a zombie

I have the samurai sword once wielded by ken-sama

>>9210974

>Maybe it won't happen within our lifetime

Already happening in Florida. Government is trying to cover it up.

>>9210974
It wont happen

/jp/ would be like Kondo Tatsumi in a zombie apocalypse.

>Tatsumi was an otaku who had spent the early months of the Great Panic online, feverishly gathering information as his way of escaping reality. One day Tatsumi awoke to find that his parents were missing, the power was out, and he couldn't connect to the internet. His subsequent mental breakdown was heard by several ghouls who then tried to get into his apartment. Tatsumi survived by creating a rope out of sheets and moving from one floor to another from the outside balconies. He eventually made his way into the apartment of an elderly (and now reanimated) neighbor and found a WWII officer's katana in an old foot locker, with which he managed to escape the city.

http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Important_People_of_World_War_Z#Japan

>>9210998

>One day /jp/ awoke to find that his parents were missing, the power was out, and he couldn't connect to the internet. His subsequent mental breakdown was heard by several ghouls who then ate him.

The end.

They can't get inside my house.

>>9210974
i'm just gonna hide in my house and watch the news in amusement as everyone else dies and turns into zombies. they won't get in easily, so i feel safe.

pic related.

australia here, uncle with a property literally hours from anywhere and countless miles of bush between us and anything.

we sit around making dingo jokes and drinking xxxx for a couple months and come back, which is what we do anyway.

>Zombies were made entirely by movies
>They weren't even called zombies originally, but ghouls
>Zombies aren't even zombies anymore but sick and mad living people
Are you prepared for the possibility of a Xenomorph outbreak, /jp/?

Would you kill zombies that were once your friends/family?

Can zombies climb walls?

I'm not worried about the zombies at all, it's the humans that are the real threat.

If humans aren't comfortable, happy, and well fed then they become evil very quickly. Zombies are the least of our worries when the streets will be filled with human stampedes, looters, rioters, sociopaths that are jumping at the chance to kill people without repercussion, and then eventually cannibals, organized bandit groups, and trigger happy survivors who will shoot on sight.

I can easily handle the zombies, at least if they're slow movers, but I'm much more scared of the humans.

Zombie is codeword for welfare running dry and the niggers initiating a race-war.

Kill all "zombies".

You mean Haitian zombies?

They can't do anything to you,they just work all day every day

>>9211038


>If humans aren't comfortable, happy, and well fed then they become evil very quickly. Zombies are the least of our worries when the streets will be filled with human stampedes, looters, rioters, sociopaths that are jumping at the chance to kill people without repercussion, and then eventually cannibals, organized bandit groups, and trigger happy survivors who will shoot on sight.

It's almost as if you're saying that a civil war would be a lot more scary, violent and hardcore than a zombie apocalypse.

>>9211027
Yes, why?

>>9211038
You going to buy "The Last of Us" when it's out?

This reminds me of when I tried embarking in evil territory in DF the other day. I hadn't tried the new version much.

First we were beset by badgers.
Then by badger corpses
Then by badger corpses and the corpses of the dogs we brought
Then by the heads of the badgers and dogs
And then by the hairs of the horse someone brought that we butchered so it wouldn't turn into a zombie.

Everyone kept cancelling fucking EVERYTHING until they began throwing tantrums.

I live in the country and there's huge amounts of open fields stretching in all directions from my house. I'd see the zombies well before they get any where near my house. I could just sit on my roof and pick them off as they approach.

I'm sure glad that I don't live in a city. Anyone who lives in a city or suburb during a zombie event is pretty much screwed.

This is a thread that I would expect from /v/ or Reddit.

>>9211027
implying i have friends and don't hate my family.

What is the point of melee weapons when fighting zombies? You always see it in the movies, but I don't understand.

If have an axe and you split a zombie's skull right down the middle then all of the infected blood is going to splash back on you, a little will probably get in your eye or maybe in your mouth and that tiny amount will be enough to get into your bloodstream and infect you as well.

The only safe way to kill a zombie is from very far away.

>>9211092
Infection zombies are stupid. Zombies were better when it was "if you die, you become a zombie" no exceptions.

Also blood is not going to get into your bloodstream from it getting into your mouth. That's like the hardest way to catch anything ever. Except meningitis or something.

Also ranged weapons depend on ammo. Ammo is not infinite.

First thing I would do is liberate an orphanage and gather up all the cute girls that are dumb enough to think I could protect them and then we would walk off into the forest and I would become Warlord Daniel. We would construct a colony and everyone would breed with me since I'm the Warlord and I have breeding rights on all females under my command.

>>9211105

>Ammo is not infinite.

Arrows are pretty much infinite though. You can always pretty easily craft your own arrows using lumber, but bullets are much more complicated and guns are so loud that it's dangerous to use them anyway. Could attract a horde, but a bow is lethal and silent.

>>9211119
>Could attract a horde
Zombies can't hear.

aikido helps

Why do zombies hunger for human flesh? I mean I kinda get humans coming back to life as brain dead zombies but what makes them want to eat us?

>>9211119
They're also have a slower fire output and are harder to aim killing blows with, unless you're quite proficient with the bow.
A makeshift spear/halberd/pike type weapon would be best, with a makeshift blade for closer encounters.

>>9211150
Well, the NotLD ones are ghouls and ghouls eat flesh(usually decaying) anyway. Apparently brains make "the hurting stop."

I don't know what kind of dumb excuse modern movies use, but I wonder why they rarely eat other zombies.

Best tier: Vampire thrall zombies
High tier: Kyonshii
Medium tier: Vodoo style zombies, immortal type zombies(3x3 eyes, kore zombie)
Low Tier: Brain eating undead, infected/mutated undead/dying
Shit tier: Insane living humans

First and foremost my duty is to Japan and the Japanese people.

My first first order of business would be to raid an abandoned military outpost, load up a truck with as many heavy firearms and ammunition that I could gather, and then fight my way to the nearest airport so I could commandeer one of the abandoned planes.

After loading the small plane with the ammunition I would then begin my flight to Japan and most likely land in a rural area of Japan and set up a small base of operations. I would recruit the aid of any proud Japanese men who would be willing to work under a gaijin and I would equip them with the American assault rifles which their country does not allow them to own. We would then seek out an abandoned American or JSDF outpost so that we could acquire vehicles and begin our siege on the various infected cities and towns that have fallen to the undead scourge.

Japan will not fall while I still draw breath.

Could you kill Ken-sama if he was a zombie and about to eat you?

Why do people think that zombies are some new thing that has never happened before?

South America and areas of North America had huge skirmishes with zombies. The Mayan civilization collapsed due to how catastrophic the effects of their war against the zombies was. They won, but all of their cities were in ruins and the vast majority of their population had been killed by the zombies.

>>9211181
Europeans are zombies?

>>9211187

The Aztecs were killed by the Europeans. The Mayan civilization had all but collapsed well before the Americas were discovered due to the zombie epidemic.

Are you prepared for the possibility of a shitposter outbreak, /jp/?

Maybe it won't happen within our lifetime, but you never know. Do you have any plans? What would you do if the shitposters were clawing at your thread now? Do you have anything to defend yourself with?

>>9211206
i tried SAOVQ, but they are basically shitposting without realising.

Sometimes you just got to shit if you want to feel cleansed.

/jp/ shits itself, but it also cleanses itself as it shits. This is the way of bowel movements.

>>9211218

I haven't had a good poop in so many days.

I think my only chance of survival against a zombie outbreak would be to find some organized to group to join.

Barricading in your house isn't a great idea in the long term. Unless you're expecting rescue anytime soon, you'll run out of food and water sooner or later. That being said my house woul be pretty much impossible to breach by a zombie if they were the slowpoke kind, but it would be pretty hearing them costantly scratching at my door and my shutters.

An organized group supposedly has people who can drive trucks and knows how to use weapons and can teach to others. You just need to make sure they aren't pussies and they won't think twice about killing the idiot that get bitten. Well that might happen to you, but if it happens you're screwed anyway.

>>9211248

Groups are the most dangerous. I'd rather take my chances alone than live under some crazy civilian dictator that wants to turn his group of survivors into his own personal harem.

>>9211283
become the leader, and then the harem will be yours.

>>9211294

Ready to pop some heads with my SNYPER RYFLE

>>9211315
You're still alive?

>>9211307
context?

>>9211315
Oh wow.

Did you got banned or what.

>>9211320
>>9211331
oh god people remember me.

I got married and stuff.

>>9211341
Sorry for your loss.

>>9211341
I'm happy for you and Marisa. How was the honeymoon on Gensokyo?

>>9211342
But my wife browses 4chan and watches anime with me. And she did all this before she met me, too.

>>9211351
That's very nice of Marisa.

>>9211347
It was good. Pic related, Gensokyo.

>>9211358

Me in the middle

zombies are half-yokai at best. /jp/ can handle it.

>>9211027
I'd probably be the guy to suffer a "death by pragmatism".
TV-Tropes link omitted to avoid the inevitable >tvtropes

Annyeonghaseyo /jp/, my name is Kim Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American fan of Korean culture. I draw Animune and Maunnga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Korean games. (Starcraft, Starcraft 2)

I train with my hwal every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my archery license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Korean fluently, both Pyojuneo and the Gyeonggi dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korean history and their Confucian code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Korean visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a game designer for Blizzard!

I own several hanbok, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Korean as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Korea!

Ever play Day Z? Zombies are the least of your worries.

Hint: Avoid or kill all humans on sight.

Also fuck tin cans.

I live alone in a flat on the 3rd floor and I never go out. The only problem is I wouldn't have enough supplies but if all the /jp/sies gather around in my room we could suck each other's dick and play 2hus together.

>>9211780
This is true, never trust anyone in that game. I kept asking "friendly?" before shooting but they always shoot me regardless if I asked or not. Also loots aren't really that hard to find especially easy in elektro.

Most people in zombie movies are fucking stupid. I honestly believe that a semi-intelligent person would be able to get by almost without any change to his life-style.
It shouldn't be too difficult to figure out what makes the zombies take note of you / regard you as food, and to avoid that. Most non-superpowered zombies would also be very easily outmaneuvered with simple tools like chairs (which might actually make a decent anti zombie weapon if you think about it - just catch their head between the chair's legs hold the zombies arms by his wrists (of course while wearing work gloves), then spin around your own axis and use centrifugal force to throw the zombie through the next window (or another zombie).

>>9211842
What about "zombies" that runs faster than most humans?

>>9211848
Those are called vampires.

>>9211848
I explicitely excluded super-powered zombies.
With those you would either have to rely on their inability to get past simple barriers (like fences, because they are too dumb to climb) - though that likely wouldn't work because most of these super-zombies are depicted in capable of even crawling up walls etc, so having anything stop them for a prolonged amount of time would rely heavily on plot armor.

The only other thing left would be trying to figure out what would make them not attack you. (for example feeding them other humans)

would you suck off a Zombie?

>>9211870
they're called "infected" actually (think 28 weeks later)

>>9211874
>would you suck off a Zombie?
No but i would blow her..Up.
Unless its a Saten zombie, then its lewd time!

Just found this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCVMuevcCvY

http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628

Why aren't you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse yet, /jp/? Better buy it now, it'll be too late when you need it!

>>9211874
yuuko is great
best girl this anime season
i love her voice
its very cute

I think as a comic book geek I'm more rhetorically prepared than most but when push comes to shove I'm screwed. I could do consultation work during a zombie apocalypse but nothing particularly practical.

I had an interesting conversation about bath salts yesterday and that the reason we have seen such violent outbreaks recently is the pervasive influence of zombies in entertainment. Somehow our collective obsession with zombies in the media has seeped into the public subconscious, triggering the kind of hallucinations recently seen in Miami under the influence of psychedelics.

I think when someone is coming at you with the intent of eating your fucking brains, you're probably up shit creek without a paddle. Most people couldn't think on their feet to defend against this kind of thing.

>>9212001
It isn't any different from someone trying to murder you for the cash in your wallet.
Zombie bites don't exist in real life.
You're so fucking stupid, no wonder your wife NTR'd you.

>>9212067
I think one of the rubber bands from your braces just flew off.

Enjoy your summer.

>>9211962
>the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now

Yeah this thread is totally jp related.