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immortality is a curse, i don't want it.

Sanae

What's with the spoilers?

mokou

Any/all of them.

I'm probably too medically inept to find the liver to eat it though.

Cow liver tastes like corn beef, so if human liver is anything like that I could probably bear with eating Mokou's. I think she would be forgiving of me if I did that. Moreso than Kaguya and her gang of miscreants.

Thats like my big gensokyo fantasy is befriending one of them and either asking them nicely or gutting them in their sleep.

I'd feel bad about it at first, but theres the rest of eternity for them to forgive me. Mokou would be harder to take down, but Kaguya would be more difficult to get close to in the first place to try.

Why would you do that?
It's called "hourai victim" for a reason

>>9207760
Immortality is only fun as long as you don't make any friends and are capable of enjoying yourself without the help of others. Being immortal you'll never have to work because you will never need food to sustain yourself.

That's why most of us here would love to be immortal. We hate working and we hate other people.

>>9207774
You'd still feel the pain of starving to death, over and over again

>>9207782
Really? I always assumed that you were just immune to hunger or something.

>>9207782
Not so bad, really. Plus you'd regenerate the lost body fat as your body consumes it so you'd just be really hungry forever untill you ate, probably never actually get to the death stages.

Now drowning, that would suck. I wonder if the immortality will also grant you a bit of toohoo powers so I could fly out of a lake if that ever became a problem.

>>9207807
Whoa, it just occurred to me that I can just cut off my leg and eat it since it will just grow back anyways.

Or I can just fight a woodland creatures with a sharp stick, it's not like they can kill me....at worst they will just maul me until they get bored and leave.

>>9207825
I... think i'd rather starve a bit than rip off my leg or get mauled.

Does she get her liver back after I eat it?

What if she chopped up her liver and put it into a stew then had all the humans eat it? Would they all become immortal?

>>9207838
True. It's probably harder to cut off your own leg than it sounds. But there is probably a certain amount of comfort in knowing that the pain is only pain and it's not like you're going to be a cripple or something.

Why are people talking about eating their legs and starving to death when it doesn't seem that hard to find food in Gensokyo?

>>9207866
Most of us probably don't know shit about hunting. But that's alright, if you have an eternity then you'll probably learn it eventually if you're hungry enough.

>>9207866
Eternity is kind of a long time. Unless Gensokyo will be around foreve too.

people still think immortality is something bad?
niggers please.

I'd only be immortal if I had the option to pick when I wanted to die.

It would suck so love so long that the planet dies out and you just drift in space for billions of years dying and coming back to life only to die again because of the vacuum of space

>>9207844
They regenerate all lost bodyparts, even if their bodies were to be completely obliterated, they would be fully restored. Which begs one question:
Were are the guro doujinshi with Mokou and Kaguya getting chained to a wall and being slaughtered over and over again for hourai elixir mass production?

>>9207906
dude
immortality doesn't mean you would be conscious after being derived of oxygen

and even if it does then, lol, overdose sleeping pills
or does immortality mean immunity to sleep, too?

>>9207792
No.You still feel pain and anything.
In the inaba comics Mouku even admits dying because she ate a poisonous mushroom

>>9207807
Mouku had no powers too.
As far as I know she aquired her fire powers by learning magic

>>9207938
Does she just pop back up after that like "Whoa, not gonna eat that again!"

>>9207914
>or does immortality mean immunity to sleep, too?
Yes, your body would regenerate from the overdose and go back to it's original state

>>9207948
Probally, dying from poison is rarely ever a fun experience

>>9207948
I'm also going to add that there is something adorable about picturing Mokou lying in the forest with a mixture of foam and blood coming out of her mouth and twitching after eating a poison mushroom.

>>9207959
Thats awful.

>>9207953
>>9207938
Really depends on how aggressive and quick the regeneration is. If she died from a poisonous mushroom then either that was a fast as fuck toxin, or the regeneration doesn't actually take effect untill "death".

>>9207979
Yeah it's awful but at least she got back up afterwards!

>>9207959
there is nothing adorable in it

>>9207807
>>9207943
Q: how does Mokou shoot fire?
A:http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/Fourth_Chapter

>>9207989
You gotta use your imagination

>>9207405
why eat their liver?

why not drink the horai elixir

Now, where did go that first person comic about a guy in love with Mokou that takes the elixir to be with her forever?

>>9208010
Do they just have a bunch of those lying around?

>>9208006
no, I just have to change my approach

too bad it won't happen

>>9208010
Why I didn't think about it before?!
I'm off to the mall. somebody wants a elixir too or something else to eat?

>>9208026
Get me one of those elixers in apple flavor! Everyone tells me the cherry one is kind of shitty but I've heard plenty of good things about the apple!

>>9208026
yeah, bring elixir, sake and some burgers

tonight we will watch the beauty of the moon