/jp/ - Otaku Culture

turn your computer off because it gives off too much heat

>>9205355
eye have 3 computers

wwwww

eye turned off 2 of the 4 hdd in one of the machines

and it was significantly cooler wwww

fucking TruHEETs ruining my days

Turn off any lights when you don't need them.

Freeze your dildo.

eye live in hell so i know how to stay cool

wwww

also shower as much as you smoke weed

The forecast for this week.

Right now it's 85°F at 3:50AM.

>fahrenheit

>>9205376
wwww indeed
it got up to 45°+C last year in hell
multiple days in a row

>>9205376
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHqUipinDyw#t=44s

Take off all your clothes. And put on a pretty skirt.

>>9205499
What's going on with the spoilers there?

>>9205506
Deal with it faggot

>not having an air conditioner
>using fahrenheit
>2012

I usually fill up empty water bottles with tap water beforehand, and put them in the freezer. When they're frozen solid you can put them around your room or in front of a fan, etc..

>>9206042
I thought that guy was a cliff from the thumbnail

>Fahrenheit
>2012

What heat?

>>9206052
I thought it was the ground and that Cirno was sucking on a Diglett.

>>9206034
How does putting them around my room help? And I don't have a fan.

i just wanna run in the front yard naked in the sprinkler

36C here. AC saves me.

Uhh, not be a peasant and have A/C.

My Jacket is comfy.

>>9206088
Nothing's stopping you.

i don't think it's hot here, more like moderately warm. it's supposedly 20*C, but for some reason i feel really cold anyway. i'm shivering as i write this. i wish i could enjoy the weather, days like these used to be my favourite.

>>9206034
That's actually what you're supposed to do when you are expecting a blackout so you can keep your fridge cool.

>>9206099
yuuko a shit

>>9206661

It's uncomfortably warm lately.
I'm going to have to invest in more efficient air conditioning.

I'm never going to be able to save up for those cute shoes at this rate.

>>9206679
hey suck my cock, bitch, or basement

>>9205359
Hi sparky.

How expensive is air conditioning anyway? What's more expensive, paying for the air conditioning in the summer in a hot country or paying for the heating in the winter in a cold country?

>>9205370
Jesus, where do you live?

>>9205376
>>9206025

>>9206718
suck my cock

get an air conditioner

>>9206718

>>9206728
>Fahrenheit is the temperature scale proposed in 1724 by, and named after, the German physicist Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit
>German

>>9206744
Typical yuro elitist, go drink tea and eat some more frogs you commie.

>>9206740
and was replaced by superior standard

>>9205499
Oh god, feeling the cool breeze under your skirt on a hot day must be the best thing ever. I need to buy a skirt just so I can put it on and sit in front of a fan whenever it's too hot.

>>9206747

>>9206750
VERDICT: BUTTMANGLED
i puke my entir gut @ you cuz ur THAT GROSS im like ice cube (im SO fly)

and ur like vanilla ice ( u shuld die)
go kill urself cuz u gay like dem gay kids
STFU and mind ur own buisness before i WABIYF (wreck a bitch in yo face)
if u didnt take so much dik in you ass u wouldnt be so butthurt
BUT YOU IS
i got a million sexed & u got none
and by girls 2 fag what u gon do

>>9206753
how the flouridated water and gmo food working for you murikan

>>9206775
Better dental health, unlike you brit boy.

>>9206776
>Implying I'm brit.
>Implying I don't have perfect teeth.

Why don't we compromise, and use the more sensible metric measurement units, but give them the more aesthetic Imperial nicknames? You can then still use the original names if you're a scientist or a square.

>>9206790
Shut up yuro sympathizer

You can pry the imperial measurements from my cold, dead hands.

>>9206783

>>9206790
but the names are named after things

nobody has a foot an meeter long

and the power of a horse isnt equal to the amount of work needed to newton a metre or we/

>>9206783
who r u quoting tho?

>>9206794

>>9206800
you're mom when i pounded her hard lmao

>>9206804
Home of the Free. Yuro can go back to communist russia where they belong.

>>9206814
My mom never said those things.

>>9206797
As much as I dislike this country, I'm with this guy.
I would go to war before giving up our measurement systems.

P
leasestop fiteing jp

captha: spartans

>>9206838
I'll stand down once these Euros stop threatening my rights.

When you godless heathens buy a new monitor, does it come listed in centimeters?

>>9206864
Take that yuro. AMERICA THE STRONG.

>>9206864
yes
u mad
also
>>9206846
>land of the free
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/

>>9206864
>>9206865
No, it comes listen in tommer.

>>9206872
That isn't a sentence.

>>9206872
I was to english speaking white godless heathens, not you mudpeople.

>>9206874
We're so free we can build a huge datacenter to spy on each other. What don't you understand about that?

>>9206874
Normally I consider myself a pretty open minded and level headed person. But that makes my blood boil red white and blue.

Fuck it,

USA USA USA
LETS BRING FREEDOM TO EUROPE

>>9206874
Why don't you prove it, you godless commie.

>>9206880
>>9206881
You say listed in I say tommer? american you say

>>9206910
Speak english onegai.

>>9206913
Don't waste your time, he's clearly brazilian or something, and that's the best he can do.

>>9206927
They all look like fucking mexicans, is there really a difference?

>>9206917
Or one of those filthy finns I bet.

AC baby. Its like 35°C here but my house is 21.

Granted by bill is fucking skyrocketing but its worth it.

what

>>9206933
Get out of /jp/ you godless red.

/jp/ - Just Patriots

>>9206932
I don't think finns speak mexican, but it's the same moonspeak either way.

>>9206935
I'm Canadian.

>>9206948
Guess what maple syrup boy, you're still a commie/

>>9206943
I hope this sticks for awhile.
It's a nice shift from roleplaying balkin war vets.

>>9206913
>>9206917
Pig americans high on pear
learn please tomme inch both from body measured?
america first? wrong everywhere we have it
everywhere move to better way, america stay. You think america made?
stupid

>>9206951
Go back to africa.

>>9206951
Get out of here you chink.

So, does everyone's RO let them use child sized targets, or do you have to take them out innawoods?

>>9206969
>>9206962
See?You stupid
I prove my point. Now sleep.

>>9206989
>>9206984

>>9206783
Damn, if even half of that is somewhat close to true... I feel bad for you guys.

>>9206838

you are cute

>mfw american orders 20 cheese burgers near me

>yurop

>>9207160
Whoa, why can't you use it outdoors?

>>9207160
>indoor use only
bullshit

>>9207160
Who in their right mind would want to be outside in France?

I would kill for 96 degrees. 106 here today and every day til October.

>>9207302
What the fuck is this.

>>9207381
The UK government can shut down your PC at any time they wish.

And they complain about America being a police state.

move to southern hemisphere

>>9207381
trolled hard

Not that bad depending on the humidity.

That's why being the in the southeast US during the summer months is 1000x times worse than being in the southwest, having lived in both places.

Gonna be 78°F all week here in southern California.

Perfect weather for playing games inside all day.

I've got the A/C on full blast from mid-spring to early fall.

>>9207482
>living in california in 2012
ISHYGDDT

>>9207516
LA, as well.

>>9207381

A scam.

I turn on the fan and try to bear with it. If things get really bad I take a cold shower. The breeze from the fall also feels cooler when I come out

>>9207516
Haha, sour grapes, can't believe that CA is better than your shitty state and it drives you mad whenever someone says anything positive about it. I know your types all so well.

It even hotter today!

>>9211195

>fahrenheit

>>9211202
Thing about the Fahrenheit/Celsius debate is that both parties are wrong.

It's 287 K where I live.

>Fahrenheit

>implying it's not 556.67 °R

I got another box fan today. Now I have one blowing into my computer and another blowing my legs. I actually feel really chilly even though it's 90F in my room.

Why are americans so stupid?
I'm have an average intelligence in my country (germany). If I go to america, will I become genius?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

>>9211243
Enjoy your fan death.

>>9211247
You'd have to go through legal immigration, so you'd be bankrupt and wait 15 years before you got here. Only Mexicans are allowed free passage illegally.

>americans in charge of using logical systems of measurement

>>9211264
No, I don't have to wait that long, I'm german. Everybody loves germans!

>>9211295
You need to be able to speak Spanish if you want to set foot on my country.

Play minecraft and go to a snowy biome?

Hot? Actually, the weather's just perfect.

I'm wearing a bikini. Feels nice~

>>9211376
Turn on the heater, before you catch a cold anon.

>>9211387
Have you ever considered just not wearing anything at all?

> browse /v/ and /jp/ simultaniously
> mfw this thread is actually /jp/

>>9211295
>Everybody loves germans!
Except the German government.

>Visit relatives in England.
>Eat at a restaurant in London.
>Ask for a burger and some french fries.
>"OI WANKER WOTS A FRENCH FRY, WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRENCH FOOD 'ERE."
>Confused, look through menu.
>"WOT MOY MATE HERE MEANS IS A BEEF WELLINGTON ENSEMBLE WITH LETTUCE AND SUM CHIPS."
>"RIGHT O GUV'NA."
>10 minutes later waiter arrives with a shitty burger and a bowl of french fries with so much vinegar on them it may as well be soup.
>Put some ketchup on fries.
>"OI WOT ARE YA DOIN' MATE, THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT CHI-"
>Suddenly big ben starts to chime.
>"OI EVERYBO'Y ITS 7 BONG!"
>Waiter sweeps all the food off the table and places tea and crumpets down.
>Everybody stands up to the live broadcast of the queen drinking tea.
>"OI YA WANKAHS ITS TOYME FAH TEA."
>"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN."
>mfw

>>9211626
I love these.

>>9205352
Air conditioning. I live in Texas so it can get pretty hot, but I keep my AC on 68f year-round. It struggles a bit during the hottest days of summer, but it caps out at ~72f. Of course my electric bills are $200+ during the summer, but I really hate being warm.

>>9211626
england sounds like my kind of place

>feels like 97

Stick your piss bottle in the fridge for a few hours, and then dump it on your bare feet. It'll feel like you're sticking them in a wading pool and give them the odor tru-NEETS go apeshit over.