/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I was born in 1989.

Requesting that screenshot of your emails to moot

Who died?

Are you sure a /jp/ anon died? I didn't want to cry again tonight.

>>9149658

I bet you belittle others for not being born in the "80s."

>>9149660

>>9149667
I'm a child of the 80's.

Stay mad, 90's babby.

>>9149676
LOL you fail because i was born in 2001.

>>9149676
89'er detected.

>>9149660
Here.

>>9149668
you can get rid of those gmail ads you know

>>9149667
I hope you're not implying that they don't deserve it.

89 master race

>>9149681
Yes, as I said here >>9149658

Born in the year of the snake, the best Zodiac animal.

>>9149682
You can also suck my dick but I don't see you doing that, either.

Just because you kiddies born between 1990 and 1994 are technically old enough to be here doesn't mean that you should be here.

>>9149691
Last I checked 88 was the master race.

Having that cushion year from 90 makes all the difference.

>>9149698

Bitch I'm nearly 22.

>>9149698
I bet you're 23 or something.

>>9149702
snakes > dragons

>Can be a loner, bad communicator, possessive, hedonistic, self-doubting, distrustful, mendacious, suffocating, narcissistic, and cold.

Try telling me that snakes are not the most autistic zodiac animal.

>>9149707
>mendacious
real autists are brutally honest.

>>9149705
Yep. I'm a child of the 80's.

>>9149668
Did you ever get a response? Did he act on any of your emails?

I thought about emailing him to delete /jp/, but I doubt it would have any effect.

>>9149713
Get out of the internet and go live your life oldman.

I was born in 94'.....

Why are so many old people on /jp/?

>>9149721
>I was born in 94'.....

Then you've only been old enough to be here for a few months at best. Get out newfag scum.

>>9149721
You put the fucking apostrophe before the fucking number, knobjockey.

Unless you were born in 94xx; so I have to ask, what's the future like?

>>9149714
No, but he answered all the non-austistic e-mails I sent from my Outlook e-mail. I'm guessing he added my gmail address to his spam box.

Also, anyone between the ages of 19-22 now has been underage at the time of /jp/'s creation, which makes them a permanent underage shitposter.

They broke the rules once, and they will break them again.

>>9149730

>>9149724
>>9149724

What if, hold on, what if, he has been here since he was 14, and isn't new at all?

>>9149724
>born in 94'
>you've only been old enough to be here for a few months at best.

Holy shit, does this mean we're back in the '90s?

>>9149724
Ive been on /jp/ for 3 years I doubt people follow the age rule

>>9149735
Moot has never answered any of the email I ever sent him ;_;

Not even the e-mails I sent about /an/ when the board had been completely overrun for more than a month by "crippledick" the dog gore spammer.

>>9149741
Why are you talking about yourself in third person?

>>9149707
>Earth Dragons make great managers because they are practical, levelheaded and demonstrate a knack for organizing. They still have the need to dictate and be admired, but they are affable, congenial and supportive. Compared to other Dragons, Earth Dragons are less likely to breathe fire at the least irritation. They will work diligently to complete their life goals. The Earth element adds a greater portion of self-control to the Dragon's personality and usually the Earth Dragon is deserving of the respect he or she desires. These Dragons take their life and romantic responsibilities quite seriously.

This couldn't be more wrong.

Chinese horoscopes confirmed for bullshit.

>>9149740
You must be really stupid, i was born in 1990, /jp/ was created in 2008. 2008 -1990 = 18.

>>9149748
it's moe~

>>9149740
I'm 18 now and i only found /jp/ one month ago. I didn't break any rules, bro.

>>9149744
>I doubt people follow the age rule

They don't which is why 4chan sucks. Because of underage kiddies like YOU.

>>9149744

I'm twenty now and I posted when I wasn't supposed to.

>>9149752
If you've only been here a month then stop posting. Lurk for another year and then you'll be allowed to post.

>>9149758
>>9149741
Wow guys, can you teach me to be a hacker like you?

>>9149755
I'm not underage anymore and you must be quite immature if you think 4chan is sinking in quality because of underaged people.

I've been here since 2009, but I can't remember if it was better or shittier. I've got bad memory, everything between 2009 and 2011 is a large blank.

>>9149770
I believe i can already fit in. See, I saged my post.

>>9149785
Only try-hards use sage.

>>9149770

we're supposed to post 3d japanese girls here right i don't get it

>>9149777
>you must be quite immature if you think 4chan is sinking in quality because of underaged people.

It is. When you see nostalgia threads about games/shows/movies from 2005 then you know that this website is reaching new lows.

>>9149777
Yes, because you not being underage automatically makes your opinion worth shit.

Except it doesn't, dicksniffer.

>>9149679
>it should be illegal to be as dumb as you
>7 day ban
In my opinion, such bans should be perma, crossboard, and preferably be for the entire IP subnet.

My funeral is going to be awkward as HELL

>>9149792
what, don't tell me you don't miss those days in school?

>>9149779
/jp/ was always shit, just look at the archive. It's like going through your pictures folder to the first shit you saved and wondering how you ever found that crap funny.

I personally found /jp/ to be even shittier when it was first created. I don't understand why people look at it fondly.

>>9149792
It's not like seven years is a short period of time.

Even for people who are forty or some shit like that.

>>9149806
High School was not such a long time ago that I feel nostalgic about it, no.

Now back before you kids were even born, that's a time I can feel nostalgic about.

>>9149795
Please calm your tits I am just saying someone's age does not show their personality and why does even matter on an anonymous imageboard anyway?

For all you know the most beloved people on /jp/ could be underaged.

>>9149825
Zun!bar is underage?

>>9149825
I don't have any 'beloved' people on /jp/. Stop projecting, faggot.

>>9149820
How long ago was that?

>>9149825
>For all you know the most beloved people on /jp/ could be underaged.

No one on /jp/ is beloved.

>and why does even matter on an anonymous imageboard anyway?

Because you're all newfags and you have no respect for your elders.

>>9149825
>someone's age does not show their personality

It does these days when all the kids are raised on Facebook and the shitty internet culture like drones.

>>9149832
>No one on /jp/ is beloved.
Just because just about everyone in /jp/ is bitter and hates everything doesn't mean that every last person in /jp/ is bitter and hates everything.

>>9149834
There are a lot of people who were raised in real life rather than on the internet.

>>9149792

You can have nostalgia about something that happened in 2011 if you want.

Having nostalgia about shit from early-mid 2000's is completely legitimate and doesn't warrant a accusation of being underage.

ITT: "Oldfags" shitting "Newfags".

10/10 OP. You made a good metathread.

>>9149828
Zun!bar is beloved on /jp/?

>>9149840
>There are a lot of people who were raised in real life rather than on the internet.

And that's why you don't belong here. truNEET only

>>9149828
The only ones that care about some circlejerking shitposter are shitposters themselves.

>>9149840

This is a generation raised on the internet, heavily influenced by the internet, and things will continue to be that way.

Generations of youth raised with wide-spread easy access to the internet will eventually lead to a radically changed society and ideals.

>>9149832
People seem to talk fondly of ZUN!bar and Sion

>>9149847
I doubt you're actually enough of a shut-in to be playing this card.

>>9149854
If what people are saying sounds fond to you, you're probably a masochist.

>>9149840
>There are a lot of people who were raised in real life rather than on the internet.

I find that hard to believe when everyone in "real life" has the internet now. Even these shitty third world countries are organizing their rallies on twitter. It's disgusting.

By the way, I've just found a new shitposting den. I'm not going to tell you what it is, but it's really cool. I advise you do the same.

Everyone stays happy: you don't shit up /jp/, and you get to shitpost to your heart's content.

>>9149866
I wouldn't be happy without /jp/.

>>9149866

Let me guess, 4...chon?

>>9149866
It's not shitposting if it's not on /jp/.

>>9149869
No, you just shitpost on the other board; you can still make ``quality'' posts on /jp/.

For example, finding a tripfag circlejerk and then posting with a trip acting like you belong. It's amusing for some time, people get genuinely upset that someone not from their clique is hanging out with them and talking shit.

I like infiltrating communities. I would do that more often if I was more autistic.

>>9149887
It's /a/

>>9149876
No, there's plenty of other, perfectly boards on 4chan. Also, from what I've heard, it has quite anal moderation.

A board with a heavy trip to anon ration would be best, since you can just put a trip on and blend in quite easily. Even though other circlejerkers will be annoyed at your presence, your shitposting won't cause suspicions from the staff members.

>>9149899
No, but I guess it could work. I just chose a random tumblr-tier board that has no relation to my interests.