/jp/ - Otaku Culture

what the problem is?

>>9133663
We told you.
It is your fault for not listening.

Me too OP.... At least you didn't military.

>>9133671
I can't take it easy anymore. I think about trying to sleep during day so I can take it easy during nights and removing from my life everything that isn't related to Touhou and then when it will be impossible I will try to remove myself from this cruel world.

>>9133679
In the military, there are buff men who haven't jerked off in days. They see the new, girly /jp/ recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They watch him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always help him. They haven't seen a woman since the start of their 4 year career. One day, they all gang up on him in the shower. One of them grabs his tiny penis between his thumb and forefinger, and he instantly goes weak in the legs from the touch. He falls back into their warm, hairy embrace. They lift him to their face. 'W...Why?' he asks, sounding almost like a girl. They don't answer, or at least, not with words. He feels a penis, larger than he ever thought possible between his ass cheeks. Holding him and moving him, they fuck him in between his ass cheeks, the heat of his shaft rubbing his tight, moistening anus. When the man is about to orgasm, he sprays his seed all over /jp/. Another man grabs him, this time turning him over. /jp/ struggles but cannot resist. He slowly enters /jp/ as /jp/ moans with ecstasy, his virgin penis spraying clear liquids all over the floor. Another man quiets the moaning by ramming his 11 inch penis down /jp/s throat, fucking his moist throat. Eventually he orgasms into his mouth, milking the last drops of delicious semen into /jp/'s stomach. The man behind /jp/ orgasms too, filling /jp/ with warm seed, making his belly swell. /jp/ collapses, the men around him circle up and start jacking off, showering him with warm seed. Where does this story end? JOIN THE ARMY.

>>9133704

Sounds hot. I wanna join now.

>>9133704
I'm too man like for that to ever happen sadly. No joke though the military is the "GAYEST" shit I've ever experienced.

I've been a NEET for almost a year now. It's getting fairly boring, but I don't want to go outside because lolanxiety

>>9133746
In October, I'll have been NEET for 7 years and I feel that if anything, my days are becoming more fun.

>>9133704
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDp20vr6Yxo

>>9133762
>7 years
Wish I could pull that off. I'd get kicked out at the 5 year mark, and that's if lady luck was dancing by my side.

>>9133762
what is the secret?

>>9133704
Must be the Russian Military.

shitted my pants again this morning lol im such a truneet xD

I stopped being a NEET a few days back and so far I've actually liked it. Having something to wake up for in the morning does good for my psyche. It's neat indoor work involving computers and lots of coffee and the pay is relatively good too, considering I have no credentials whatsoever.

NEET life is okay in small doses but spending two years doing absolutely nothing is something I cannot handle.

I have turned into a male version of patchy, the worst part is I have to pile on clothes to keep warm because my body is frail. ;_;

I'm leaving NEEtness in august /jp/.
hold me
pplease respond

Once you work for some time you can't go back to NEETdom.

Right now I'm unemployed and I'm dying to find a job.

Good to hear OP. there isn't anything wrong with being a non-neet, at least you have somewhat of a reason to live. As a hikikomorri myself, I've pretty much have no reason to continue. Even though I'm headed for college (probably going to drop out) I feel like I have no future. I have no aspirations, nothing. I work part-time jobs just to pay tuition, eat, and indulge in the few things that keep me from killing myself.
I commend you for your bravery, hopefully the world isn't too hard on you.

Shut the fuck up.

>>9135844
What uni
We could suck each others cock dude

>>9135844

I won't let you go. Come closer, I will hold you tight

>>9135807

How can I gather this useless knowledge? I'm bored of useful knowledge

>>9135889
i find it to work the opposite way, at least for me - once you experience NEETdom, you cannot really go back to normal life with work and stuff.

>>9135970
In... in u..... u unam
>>9135974
oh ok

>>9135991
touhou knowledge and stuff counts as useless knowledge, at least by normalfag standarts.
so i guess you probably already gathered enough unless you're new to this board.

>>9136005

But touhou knowledge is pretty useful, isn't it?
Well, I wonder what truly useful knowldge I have then...

>>9135991
Basically any knowledge that doesn't have physical application or you don't put it to use. Knowledge is only as good as it's application.

>>9136119

I apply my 2hu knowledge in order to post on /jp/ and play touhou.
Is it useful, then? I thought it was...

>>9135997
Why didn't you go to America university? Don't you know we give you practically free education if your illegal?

>>9135807
Will you go out with me?

>>9136150
Sure.

>>9136124
It's useful to you because you enjoy it but it doesn't benefit anyone around you.

This thread.

EVERY DAY.

>>9136324
YES!!! Do you live in a library?

>>9136376
No. ;_;

My uncle has a really extensive library witch fascinates me though, I can't wait to build one of my own.

>>9136397
Okay, well, get a tripcode so I can know who my /jp/ boyfriend is :)

>>9136474
SLUT

>>9136474
I have one but I never felt the need to use it, I guess I could leave it on now..

dear blog...i wish i was normal like everyone in the whole world ever, i've been thinking of selling my soul to the devil for a useful skill [for life] but when i went to ask /x/ they all said it wasn't worth it...

stumped as always here i am again

All NEETs should be killed. They are unproductive, uninteresting, uninspiring dick heads who deserve nothing but the approbation of any right-thinking person. There ought to be compulsory work schemes for anyone who is a NEET and their 'sentence' should be doubled if they have ever expressed any positive thoughts (even ironically) about being a total waster.

I miss late 2011 /jp/, every thread was either the 2hu general, a darius thread, an imagedump, a vn thread, a tulpa thread, a neet thread, a depression thread, occasionally a yume nikki thread, or a japanese girl eating spaghetti. What happened to those days /jp/?

>>9136570
Nothing. I see the same threads on the frontpage these days.

>>9136570

Apparently there is a lot of /a/ scum these days... Don't know why, though

>>9136570
2011 was the worst year of /jp/. I do not know what you are talking about.

>>9136557
Fuck you, i'd worhship the hell out of my slow NEET princess Kaguya and support her with my hard work.

>>9136594
>i'd
This is not only a contraction, but you failed to capitalize the I. You are an awful person and I hate you.

>>9136605
What's wrong with contractions?

>>9136612
THEYRE IROOOOONIC IRONIC

>>9136605
your autism is showing

>>9136615
Also why'd that lowercase I catch your attention but "worhship" didn't?

I should be working on a final, but I'm watching District 9.

>>9136621
It came first.

>>9136612
You never use contractions in formal speech. Contractions are lazy peasant work.

>>9136623

Shitty movie. Do something else.

>>9136624
Since when is /jp/ formal?

>>9136557
>compulsory work

Yes, please. I need a job. ANY job.

>>9136633
Do you disagree? Do you feel that we should abide by the lowered standards of the borderline illiterate?

>>9136625
I like it...

>>9136633
>since when is /jp/ autistic?
do you really need to ask?

I think "I" shouldn't be capitalized, it's implying that you're more important than others, which is no way to see the world.

>>9133663
Yeah, fuck capitalism!

>>9136145
Because uni in Murrica is worst.

>>9136778
Capitalism ho!

>>9136987
American universities are the best of the world.

You talk like spoiled child.

>>9136996
>you're