/jp/ - Otaku Culture

RIP Ken-sama
You will be missed.

You're out Ken.

I'm Brad-kun, the new king of /jp/.

Brad-kun

oh, Brad-kun

I love you!

;_;

>>9120956
Brad is more handsome.

>>9120956
Brad-Kun?
Why not Brad-Dono?

Josh-dono, Nippon no ichiban samurai, mairimasu!

>>9121559
I don't know, Brad-Kun has more style, i mean just look at those sneakers.

>>9121559
no

Brad-kun for life

>>9121563
Are you fucking kidding me? Josh-dono has the Bushido spirit. What does Brad-kun have?

>Gomenasai

Gomen
Nasai

THERE'S TWO Ns YOU JACKASS

Also, what the fuck are you apologizing for when you're introducing your name?

>Prestigious high school
>27 year old

Don't you mean university? And how are you getting into a prestigious anything with your poor English AND Japanese skills?

>Animator
>Game designer

These are completely different jobs. One requires art skills, the other requires writing skills

>Kimono

Japan is more westernized than you think. Seeing a Kimono is VERY rare. Also, Kimonos are winter clothing, not summer, and it is very close to summer here in the northern hemisphere.

>>9121585
Sweet ass sneakers that he probably bought in Shinjuku, that's what.

meet Bob-san, 27 year old otaku from /jp/.

>>9120926

Was he serious?

How the hell could you mistake Gomenasai with Konnichiwa if you want to make a blog about Otaku stuff and go to Japan to be an animator.

>>9121591
Are you a newfriend or it's a trolling attempt?

>>9121615
I'm tempted to say no.
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
That's strikingly similar to the old /tg/ katana pasta, though I guess it would come down to which one came first.

>my name is Ken-Sama.
You don't append honorifics to your own name, douchebag. Especially not "sama".

>>9121615
He was apologetic with nerds like you.

>>9121585
Black belt in Aikido, the best martial art ever.

Oh look at all the knowledge on Japanese!

>>9121615
>Was he serious?
Hi, welcome to /jp/.

That stack of cd's on the speaker looks unstable.

>>9121626
>Black belt in Aikido, the best martial art ever.

Aikido isn't a bad martial art, but its practitioners tend to be incredible douchebags. It's like talking to a LARPer who thinks he'd be a badass knight during the Middle Ages. That's what talking with an Aikido practitioner is like.

>>9121591
Bro when I was in Korea the very first thing I saw the first morning when i went out to grab some breakfast was a dude in a taekwondo uniform walking down the street. Thesse countries are westernized, yes, but a rare sight... not at all.

meet Jamal-coon, 17 year old student from Japan.

>>9121623

well I just read it all again and noticed this:
>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

oh wow ok he wasn't serious.. maybe the guy in the picture doesn't even know about this ken-sama thing

>>9121653
I can't even begin to fathom what it would be like to be a black person in Japan.

>>9121655
I go to my dojo in my karate uniform. It's a 2 minute walk, so I'm not going to change. Nobody looks at me weird or anything, they know there's a dojo nearby.

>>9120926
Some time ago a Japanese anon from Futaba came on /jp/ for "cultural exchange", and someone showed him the Ken-sama image. He identified him as Robert Baldwin, a Canadian television personality and gaijin-tarento in Japan who specialises in Otaku culture.

>>9121722
You get called "sonuvabitch" by "maddo scientisto so cool".

Gomenasai /jp/, but i'm bumping this thread for Brad-kun~

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>>9121591
>Animator and Game Designer
>Completely different jobs

Right, because there's no such thing as a video game artist.
/s

Dumbass

Brad-kun is shit fad that will never caught on.

>>9126997
Say that to my face and not online.

>>9121722
Believe it or not there's a bunch of black people in Harajuku that will call out to random people and ask them to go to their store, which is filled with stuff like G-Unit and other black apparel.

>>9128702
The funny thing is that they're all African, and their accents don't sound anything like the American ghetto hiphop subculture they're supposed to be representing.

>>9128707
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7TDpqCCpO4

>>9126805
I like you! You seem like a nice guy. (no sarcasm)

>>9126997
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8827907#p8828312

Can you cool guys translate this?

>>9132782
The pleasure of being cummed inside by a cat

>>9120926
Paumanhin /jp/, ako si kuya Ken.

Bago lang ako sa pagtitipon na ito at nais ko magpakilala.

Ako ay isang 27 taong gulang na Pilipinong Otaku (Tagahanga ng anime para sa inyong mga dayuhan). Gumuguhit ako ng Anime at Manga sa aking tablet, at pinapalipas ko ang mga araw sa pagpeperpekto ng aking mga larawan at paglalaro ng mga larong Hapon (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

Nagsasanay ako gamit ang aking Katana araw araw, ito ay isang mahusay na sandata na kayang pumutol ng malinis ng steel dahil ito ay tiniklop ng lampas isang libong beses, at ito ay talagang mas mahusay kumpara sa ibang sandata sa mundo. Nakuha ko ang aking lisenya para sa espada dalawang taon na ang nakaraan, at araw araw akong mas gumagaling.

Kaya ko magsalita ng wikang Hapon ng matino, parehong Kanji at ang wikaing Osaka, at mahusay din akong sumulat. Alam ko ang lahat tungkol sa kasaysayan ng Japan at ang kanilang alituntunin ng Bushido, na sinusunod ko 100%.

Kapag nakuha ko na ang aking Japanese visa, lilipat ako sa Tokyo para pumasok sa isang kilalang mataas na paaralan para lalo akong matuto ng kanilang kahanga-hangang kultura. Umaasa ako na maging isang animator ng Studio Ghibli o isang tagagawa ng laro!

May pag aari ako ng ilang kimonos, na sinusuot ko sa bayan. Gusto ko masanay na suot ang mga ito bago ako lumipat sa Japan, para madali akong magkakasya. Yumuyuko ako sa aking mga nakakatanda at nagsasalita ako ng Hapon hangga't kaya ko, subalit minsa minsan lamang sila sumasagot sa akin.

Mayroon ba sa inyo may mga payo para maari kong maranasan ng totoo ang buhay ng mga Hapon?

Pagnaisin nyo ako ng kapalaran sa Japan!

>>9132973
You suck. Korni mo.