/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9111587
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

FIRST!

4rd!!1

he's probably dead by now, raped by some wild Turks

ZUN is a baka.
He should be @ Czech Republic or Poland.
Or Belgium if he wants some white beer.

He's in Berlin? Damn, I should stalk him.

It looks like he already left Berlin to me.

>>9111587
>>9111589
>>9111591
What's up with all these shitty posts today?
I'm starting to think that they are not ironic.

Is he only gonna stay in Berlin?I kinda hoped he'd come to my town too

>>9111652
typical German, no sense of humour

>>9111652
get out, nazi

ZUN's wife admiring a German train

"Sugoki ii train to omou" -- MRs. ZUN-chan 2012

ZUN's wife admiring a German train

"Sugoki ii train to omou" -- Mrs. ZUN-chan 2012

>>9111652
nazifagget

6 million weren't enough for you now you want to KILL fun on /jp/?

get out trash

>>9111706
year of our lord 2012
still believing in the holohoax

lmao

>>9111585
So flat, poor ZUN ;_;

ZUN took a nice wii picture after arriving in Germany XD

>>9111715
2012
still believing in Jesus Christ
lmao

>>9111585
Are they drinking diarrhea?

Somehow I'm really glad he found a nice girl to travel with. She seems genuinely sweet.
I hope they make lots of games together.

>>9111723
I always knew those edgy atheists were also jew supporters.

Berlin is shit tier.
Should've come to Munich.

he was in germany? damn ..
so how many of you actually considered coming to germany to suck his cock?

>>9111729
Breaking news!
Your "god" was invented by jews
Your bible was written by jews and it's about jews
Your jesus christ was jew

>>9111729
This.

>>9111735
Wrong. Jesus Christ was white.
The bible was written by western scholars
God is a transcendental figure and it was not invented by anyone

Get out of /jp/ kike lover, if you wanrt to support the ZOG go back to /a/

The lighting in this pic adds a pleasant night-time atmosphere, even though it's taken during the day. Cool. (・∀・ )

>>9111585
>Krusovice
Are you sure it' Germany, not Czech Republic?

>Jesus Christ was white.
I thought he was arab.

>>9111752

It's sold in Germany as well

>>9111754
Jesus was a woman

>>9111743
Idiot, Jesus christ was black.

>>9111751
That's because you got propaganda shoved down your throat just like those cocks you sucked at the gloryhole.

>>9111758
oh no u le didnt

>>9111758
oh I'm sorry, I meant to say: Jesus was a woman

Guess I missed it, I didn't have anything to do, so I might as well stalk him in Berlin.

Meh, I will just train myself to gain massive muscles and grow a beard, then fly to japan and go to reiteisai cosplaying as Suwako

>>9111760
Hey, if King Arthur can be a woman everyone could as well.

>>9111768
>/jp/
>train myself to gain massive muscles and grow a beard

pick one

>>9111756
But isn't there way more propaganda portraying him as like some British hippie? Are you mormon by any chance?

>>9111774

I forgot that everybody on /jp/ already has massive muscles and manly beards, sorry

I know that ZUN is the closest thing to Jesus but still...

>>9111725

Heh, yeah... perhaps someone (a German?) could enlighten us as to what ZUN's turd-like dish is? With respect, it looks thoroughly unappetising.

Unlike this. Currywurst ｷﾀ━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━ !!!!!

By the way, it looks like his wife is eating a salad here whilst ZUN gets stuck into his sausage dude. Maybe she's a vegetarian?

Okay, judging from this photo and the accompanying twitter, he boarded the Eurocity train on Berlin Hbf. about 6 hours ago.

The only possible course departing at that time is the 10:45 EC 175 to Budapest. The logo on the train belongs to Hungarian State Railways company MAV.

Given the train's route and his interests, he's probably going to Prague. Or, to be more exact, he already is in Prague.

>>9111793
It's tomato soup.

>>9111793

And if she is, that makes her a Japanese vegetarian, so perhaps she's even a Buddhist?

Now remember she apparently began to have significant input on Touhou game creation after Impersihable Night.

What I'm saying is that ZUN's wife is a devout Buddhist who wrote UFO's scenario as a way to convert otaku to her religion through Byakuren.

>>9111793
That's not Currywurst. That's your average sausage with ketchup and some onion rasps on top.

>>9111793
>currywurst mit Röstzwiebeln obendrauf und pommes
ZUN should eat real food.

>>9111585
looks like goulash soup... which is rather a Hungarian dish, albeit a good one

>>9111807

Quite common in Germany as well

>>9111796
Maybe he'll go to Romania too and will try to find a dollmaker in bucarest.

>>9111793
>>9111800
There is chicken on the salad

>>9111796
And just as I posted that...

>プラハのホテルにチェックイン！

Well, at least now I know my internet investigation skills work.

>>9111823
Maybe he's reading this thread

>>9111585
Is he worth meeting? Anybody have any first-hand experience?

I might actually leave the room for a couple of hours if Zun has any value as a human being (that is, not as a creator of software).

>>9111835
>>9111735
Yup

>>9111835

He seems fun in videos.

Confused as to what you're suggesting though. As far as I can tell he isn't arranging any European meetups. If you just approach him on the street and ramble on about Touhou it would be potentially pretty uncomfortable.

>>9111854
Nah, I would crossdress and approach him suggestively, sit down on his lap and seduce him in front of his wife.
No I am not. I am going to remain right here and wonder if I should have taken action.

>>9111835
Look at that tsun-tsun.

I hope he will go to Belgium and Czechia too.
What a baka.

>>9111854

That said, IF you really want to meet ZUN then get on twitter and ask him to meet! Maybe if there's enough of you guys in Germany/wherever then he'd be up for it?

Once in a lifetime chance right here.

>>9111882
But he already got out of Germany. Don't bother trying to mobilize the people from Hungaria. Nobody lives in Hungaria.

>>9111882
Might be awkward. I don’t think most people would have a good enough grasp of Japanese to talk in it, and I wouldn’t expect ZUN or the Germans to have a good enough grasp of English to talk in it.

>>9111793
That's not a Currywurst. It's a generic Fleishrolle you can find in any supermarkt.

>>9111893

Hmm, true. You could always buy him a nice beer though. And mangle together some kind of Japlish. Some languages are universal.

Suit yourself though, if he comes to the UK I will definitely consider asking him. Pic related, it's me trying to get ZUN's attention on twitter

>>9111899

Ah okay, it does look pretty unremarkable. I think ZUN called it currywurst though.

I'd dress up as Reimu and stroll past him.

>>9111944

He would pay you no attention, so you'd stroll past him again in the opposite direction, subtly checking behind your shoulder to see if he's watching you. But no. The conversation with his wife continues.

Increasingly desperate, you walk up to him (DRESSED AS REIMU) and ask for the time. He responds え。。。？英語わかりませんｌｏｌ

You would stand there awkwardly, murmuring something. "Um... okay... thanks anyway..." then he would do that little nod thing that Japanese people do, before resuming the conversation with his wife.

You walk home feeling sad and for the rest of your life you will never know if ZUN was too drunk to notice your cosplay or simply didn't want to talk to such a freak.

>>9111938
Where is he now? I might consider it if I don't need to drive for 6 hours or something.

Huh, missed that he's got Twitter. What's ZUN's nick there?

>>9111974
Read the thread. Or his twitter. In Prague, enjoying a bottle of Pilsner.

>>9111978

https://twitter.com/#!/korindo

>>9111988
>https://twitter.com/#!/korindo
@korindo congrats on the marriage

The journey continues

>>9112114

@korindo #congratsonthemarriage www

I'm so envy.

2 hours since last update ;______;

>>9111800
That explains why they felt a bit "unzunish" at the first glance.
Not worse, not better, just... different.

ZUN should've visited Hamburg or Bonn instead

>>9112128
Czech Republic?

In theory if I started practicing drinking now could I theoretically outdrink Zun by the year 2014?

>>9113196

You'd still be ten years too early.

>>9113196

May be getting ahead of myself slightly, but I'm almost certain I'd win a drinking competition with ZUN if it involved spirits only. If all he ever drinks is beer his tolerance for drinks with REAL MAN alcoholc content is probably low.

>>9113196
Trying to outdrink ZUN is like trying to outcoke Lemmy Kilminster.
you have more probabilities of finding a secret passage to Gensokyo hidden under your bed.

>>9113268

lol alcoholic asterisk

>>9113270

>Lemmy is well known for his lifelong large intake of alcohol. In the documentary Live Fast Die Old, it was revealed that he drinks a bottle of Jack Daniel's every day and has done so since he was 30 years old.

How the fuck is this man still alive?

>>9113268
>>9113271
Best 2hu

>>9113286

Alcohol has wildly different effects on different people. Some just have very efficient organs. ZUN's heavy intake has been going on well over a decade now and he's fine... lots of people wouldn't be.

Same reason you can smoke a pack of cigarettes erryday and never get cancer. Luck.

>>9113286
Rock'n'roll.
it saves him from the coke.
and if that's all there is, it ain't so bad.

ZUN doesn't even use instagram, how can I take him seriously?

>>9113286
He's a youkai

>>9112620
It's past midnight in Yurop now. You shouldn't expect anything new until tomorrow.

↑age for ZUN starking

>>9113286
He's in Motorhead.

I so wanna finish studying, start working, earn money and live adventures on various parts of the world with someone. This looks so damn exciting.

Anyone know if he's wearing his silly hat there so that we can recognize him from far?

>チェコ最高だね

確かに

Bohemian Archive continues. Pilsner Urquell this time.

I feel like tracking him down and taking some photos of him considering I'm just 20min from Prague.

>>9117037
and another one
http://p.twipple.jp/xqlPv

>>9117061
Shouldn't be hard to track him with all the photos he's posting.

Took me just a few minutes to determine he was at U Fleku (yes, I know U means at and I'm being redundant), and I've never been to Prague in my life.

So is ZUN touring all over Europe? Will he come to UK?

ZUNさん会いたいよ

Which of you lucky bastards was that?

>>9117793
You gonna knife him?

>>9117801
al shank his ugly twat in m8

>>9117801

No, I just want to meet my hero ;_;

>>9117806

JEALOUSY

>>9117997
This has to be one of the most misleading pages in a doujin.

>>9117793
Waiting for him to come to France so that we can force on him some wine NTR

>>9117997
I know right because she was directing her feelings of being alone towards the girl.

>>9117806
ZUN's got some nice frames.

Bernds! Wir müssen raus und ZUN finden!!!!!!!

>>9118095
>raus
Nah.

>>9117806
Some old random german guys...

>>9111732
>Munich
NOT GERMANY!!!!!

>>9118112
Polish, actually.

>>9118095
>posting in a plebian language

you are a shame for our führerin

>>9118095
>>>/krautchan/

>>9118153
Czech actually

>ZUN is in Berlin
>live in Düsseldorf
>mfw

So, what happened with all those people going on about how he hated everything western?

>Goes to Germany
>Doesn't speak German

What a faggot.

Valkyrie Touhou starring next Touhou game alongside Reimu. Confirmed on Twitter.

>>9118250
Wait .. what??

How?? I need whole story of
>>9117806
picture.

>>9118412
>reads the thread
Oh god. ZUN in Czech?? Fuck. I never thougth that would happen.

Well. We are #1 nation in drinking beer.

>>9118347
You must know the enemy.

>>9118419
>We are #1 nation in drinking beer.

Every country thinks this about themselves.

>>9118425
We have hard science to back it up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita

Not really proud of this tho.

How many Czech jaypees are actually here? If I didn't live around Beroun, I would be taking photos of ZUN already.

>>9118522
One here.
Dont really visit /jp/ that often.

>>9118250
>一緒に乾杯してるのはご友人ですか？
>たまたま隣にいたおっちゃん（ポーランドの人らしい）です

>ポーランドの人らしい

It's like I'm the only one actually reading this twitter thing.

>>9118557
You are probably only one who understands it..

>>9118557
I've been running it through a translator.

We can pretend that that counts.

>>9118347
This obviously does not and could never conceivably include beer.

>>9118569
>I've been running it through a translator.

You think I wasn't?

Well, I do try to read it first. Practice and all.

I thought Poland had a lot of Touhoufags in it.

This is your opportunity to buy him a beer.

>>9111726
does Mr and Mrs. ZUN make games instead of babies as byproduct of their... closeness?

Honestly hearing about God fucking around in Europe depresses me for some reason.

>>9121384
Because Europa was in shameful state for quite some time now

>>9118557
What does this mean? HELP

>>9121360

I wonder, will ZUN eventually create a Touhou that is derived from the Nordic Master Race?

Pic somewhat-but-not related

im going to print a h picture of reimu
cover it with my seed
and give it to zun
then ill say i pirated all his games
and then knife his wife

>>9121833
Sigh. Someone asked ZUN if the people he's making a toast with in >>9117806 are his friends. He answered that they're some random guys (from Poland) that happened to sit next to him at the beer hall.

Meanwhile, it's cold in Prague today, so ZUN is drinking indoors.

I wonder how much his wife can drink

Can we have a drinking thread
Having a screwdriver right now

I love ZUN!

>>9118522
Another czechfag reporting in. I am seriously considering going to Prague and attempt to meet him.

>やっば、ヨーロッパのファンの方々にすげぇ注目されてる？
ZUN just saw this Thread...

こんばんはZUNさん！

>>9121864
I've replayed IN yesterday and actually noticed that it is the most german touhou game.

There are Mystia,Keine and Reisen

>>9123258

I saw that tweet too

ZUN just linked to this thread on his twitter

https://twitter.com/korindo/status/210060349263720448

Hi ZUN! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

神主さん光臨！
神主さん光臨！

Zun you mah nigga

Hallo ZUN! Wir lieben Sie!

ZUUUUUUUUUUUUN

I love you!

>やっば、ヨーロッパのファンの方々にすげぇ注目されてる？ RT @EricaHartmann_: @korindo ヨーロッパ在住東方ファンの皆様、ZUNさんに会いたいの! >>9111585 ...

There's a possibility he doesn't hate us ;______;

We love you ZUN!! ♥( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

we ZUN now

Hey, ZUN. Komm doch später nochmal nach Deutschland. Donnerstag würd mir passen.
Ich stell schonmal Bier kalt.

Hi ZUN! ＼(^o^)／

https://twitter.com/korindo/status/210060349263720448

Response ｷﾀ━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━ !!!!

>>9123324
When did ZUN ever say he hated us

>>9123362

that was already posted gay lord

ZUN noticed us...Oh god I'm so excited

Is ZUN going to recruit the European Touhou characters to Gensokyo?

CELEBRATION

we are unworthy

Congrats on the marriage, ZUN

ご結婚おめでとう

Oh god!

This is a proud day for /jp/

This is pretty much the defining moment of our lives.

>>9123418
It all goes downhill now.

Wait, he was in Berlin and didn't eat a Currywurst together with his beer? He just missed one of the greatest joys on earth.

ZUNさんスウェーデンに会いましょう！ようこそいらっしゃいました~~

You know you probably made ZUN hate us by linking /jp/ in your tweet considering how much shit is here.

Oh well, I just hope he doesn't read the board too much and realize how horrible it can be.

すみません ZUN さん、突然メッセージを書きます。私からのおすすめは”Svijany”ビール、
ぜひ試してみてください。そしてまた、ZUNさんと会うことができますや友達
と一緒に写真を撮るや、もしかして一緒にビールを飲むとかを聞きたいで
す。なにより、チェコ旅行と新婚旅行の残りを楽しんでください！

We love you, ZUN.

>>9123444
>>9123443
Yeah, I hope he didn't browsed it all.

Awesome I guess? He has mentioned /jp/ before though I think.

>>9123454
Now I can't take it easy at all. I'm concerned.

He insulted you in his message, you scum.

Does ZUN actually like to get wasted? I guess not, since he's married now and all. It's a damn shame though, it'd be great getting dead drunk with ZUN.

i'm terrified. what if he reads all of /jp/ and laughs at us behind our back? oh god i'm sure he does. and runs it through google translate.

>>9123492
He wouldn't understand a thing through gtranslate. Except for, perhaps, the small handful of coherent threads, instead of the angsty 14 year old shitposters everywhere.

>>9123492
I don't mind ZUN laughing at me.

Let's just hope he'll have great time in here
>>9123477
sage zabronione kurwo

I wonder what futaba is doing.

>>9123534
getting fucked in the ass

>>9123520
polski zabroniony kurwo~~

>>9123483
I'm sure he does, he often posts on Twitter when I'm going to bed, and that's pretty late considering the timezone differences.

New update

ちなみに今日のビールはBudějovický Budvar。いわゆる本物のバドワイザーです。味も中身も別名ですな！


Too bad I cannot into moonspeak

>>9123838
Just some stuff about a beer called Budějovický Budvar.

>>9123258
Oh crap.

...okay, that's awesome, but linking him to this den of shitposting wasn't really the smartest move.

>>9123492

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCEh0yQIKzA&feature=related

Zun's going south tomorrow?

Vienna?

I wonder what ZUN is thinking of us right now

>>9124200
As grorious nippon i bet he doesnt care nor is aware of "us" baka gaijins.

>>9124200
I seriously don't want to know.

>>9124205
Why are you replying to a thread you didn't read?

>>9111818
Why would he want to find the worst Touhou?

>>9124225
Because i can, Speglord.

I wonder what ZUN thinks of American beer. And not the exported swill, I mean the mirco-brew stuff.
America is home to the largest amount of microbreweries in the world.

One day I will send him a box of brews from all over the country, maybe one from each state.
Does anyone know what kind and types of beer he prefers?

>>9124289
one that isn't from america

>>9124293
Now now, there is no need to be rude.

>>9124289

/jp/ should invite ZUN to America and treat him to the finest selection of beer available.

>>9124289
He seems to literally be drinking everything he can on this trip, so I don't think he discriminates between different kinds of beer.

>>9124315
Might be neat, but I feel a small group or just a gift would be more efficient. I wonder if he would even come to an invite of a bunch of foreigners.

>>9124319
Excellent, this way we will be able to get the finest of every kind of beer.

>>9124315
>treat him to the finest selection of beer available
>in America

lol

As someone who grew up in superior germany I am not even going to try and see if there is anything good or even better than german beer. all it is is just piss and more piss and diet piss.

>>9124350
>even come to an invite of a bunch of foreigners.
He wouldn't. People are fucking idiots if they even think ZUN even acknowledges anything the west has to offer except for beer. That's it. Anything else is wishful thinking and being a fucking idiot.

>>9124315
There is no way you can say america and beer in the same sentence with a straight face

>>9124421
Swede here. USA is pretty much the best beer country there is, as soon as you get past the Budweiser piss.

>>9124431

I guess playing his games and appreciating them is all we can do then.

>>9124431
Whoa calm down son.

>>9124431
Tequila

>>9124431

Yeah, that's why he's spending all this time traveling to western countries. Who would spend all that money just to try beers?

How did he learn about all the beers he drank before? Oh yeah importing.
Idiot.

>>9124431

Yeah, that's why he's spending all this time traveling to western countries. Who would spend all that money just to try beers?

How did he learn about all the beers he drank before? Oh yeah, importing. Idiot.

ZUN berlin tour

>>9124698
To drink his beer the way it was meant to be drunk. Beer is not merely a drink. There's a whole culture of beer consumption, and he's now immersing himself in it.

>>9121405
>Because Europa was in shameful state for quite some time now

I don't think that's it. I can't help it but when I picture somebody traveling through Europe they automatically become normalfag party animals in my imagination and imagining ZUN like that is awful.

Like ZUN doing coke off some Italian bitch's ass.

>>9126992
Zun's too busy drinking beer to waste his time partying.

>>9126992

Twitter update: ZUN's booked flight (Italian Airlines) was canceled, he had to switch to another (Swiss Air). Italians are untrustworthy. Destination unknown, though the airlines' names suggest he's indeed going south.

>>9126992

He's going through historic cities with one other person to try out foreign beers. It looks as sedate as possible. Calm your anus.

>>9111749
>Warsteiner
SHIT TIER BEER

IF YOU'RE IN GERMANY THEN DAMN WELL DRINK ONE OF THE LOCAL BREWERIES NOT ONE OF THOSE HUGE ONES WHO JUST MASS-PRODUCE FOR EXPORT

>>9123362

Has ZUN finally acknowledged western Touhou fans?

>>9128164
From which airport? It might be possible to understand his destination by checking at the canceled flight of italian companies.

So according to the new pic, He is now at Switzerland. By heading south and that Italian Air thingie, I guess he's planning to go to Italy then.

>>9111735
Jews hate christians though. They even say that Jesus is being boiled in semen right now and that christians are going to be boiled in poop.

Oh gosh he's in Switzerland, I'm so excited. I wish I could meet him.

One day I'll go to Japan and ive ZUN some fine Mexican beer and Tequila

>Mexico

Yeah, fuck you.

ZUN's a lolicon.

>>9129168
I was just going to say that. That, or say hello to a new Touhou. Likely both.

More importantly, he's in Venice.

venetian loli confirmed for next touhou

>>9111627
I must say we do love rapin

>>9129216
If he visits six cities, he'll have material for an entire game.

Zurich-tan can be third stage midboss.

I assume he's going to finish his Euro tour in London, Glasgow then Dublin?

>>9129168
fuck! I could reach Venice in about 1 hour from here.
/jp/ should I try to catch him? And if yes how?

>>9129236

Cow sign ~ Chocolate meteorite ?

>>9129261

Give him some beer and ask about the next touhou game

>>9129261
>>9129272

No chance, I already unsuccessfully tried this in Czech Republic (contacting him as well as trying to track him down), and there was hell higher probability of finding him in Prague than in overcrowded Venice.

>>9129168
no shit sherlock

If I ever met ZUN, I would go get a beer with him, discuss beer, and never even mention 2hu.

>>9129290
I was counting on waiting at the train station since there aren't many other ways to leave Venice and he seems to travel by train. But he travel so fast there's a chance he isn't in Venice anymore.

>>9129332
That's because you're afraid he'll think you're creepy.

We should do something to show him how important he is to us!
I wonder what he would think about our "draw a touhou in ZUN style threads"
I was thinking about a collage with our own poorly drawn touhous with a message in the middle!

Such a beautiful place

We already have Berlin-tan, Prague-tan, Venice-tan and Zurich-tan.

The feeling of ZUN being more close to you than he has ever been before

>>9129460
What are you waiting for? Go and meet him!

>>9129429

I was there last Summer. It's hot as hell but the buildings are gorgeous.

I wonder if there's any jpsie hunting him down right now.

>>9129505
they are probably all thinking and fantasizing about doing it
while still sitting on their chair in front of their PC inside their little hole.

>>9129522
I'm inside your dad's little hole nerd.

>>9129522
I know I am.

>>9129168
Bah, twit and photo removed. Think he still monitors the thread and it made him reconsider? That'd be sad.

>>9129536
What did the tweet say?

>>9129552
うほ！　いいロリ...

>>9129552
I don't remember well, and it's not in my cache. Something about the boat shaking, and the second sentence about the girl, but I couldn't really grasp the meaning.

いやー、急遽フライト中止とか恐ろしいね。空港に聞いても理由は謎のまま
（利用者が少なかったから？）だったし。でも別の飛行機乗り継いで何と
か無事到着。許せんアリタニア航空。お陰で英語の自信がちょっと付いた


"Year, I canceled flight or a terrible hurry. It was a reason (? From fewer users) remains a mystery even to hear the airport. Another plane arrived safely but somehow in relay. Aritania Yurusen aviation. English with confidence thanks to a little"

>>9129595
Is this the magic of google translate?

>>9129604
fucking miracles man

>>9129595
>アリタニア
I think he meant "Alitalia" and yes it's a shitty company.

>>9129536
> Think he still monitors the thread
He's forgotten all about us.

>>9129620
who r u quoting?

>>9124289
>american
>beer

ｄｉｓｇｕｓｔｉｎｇ

>>9129595
So ZUN can speak English.

>>9129622
u're momma

>>9129552
Ah, it's been retweeted.

>ヴェネツィアで船に揺られています。小さな女の子と同じようにテンシ
ョン上がる大人

I think he said he was as excited by the journey as the little girl. But my Japanese is shitty and don't quote me on this.

Meanwhile: The most exciting time of day has finally come!

>>9128613
I wish I can get boiled in semen.

>>9129625
There's more to American beer than Budweiser, mate.

>>9130163
He wasn't implying otherwise. To clarify, all of it tastes like piss.

age

>アリーヴェデルチ

So he's leaving Venice already?

Not much to drink there, I guess.

>>9132291
There's no one on Earth who has tried every American beer. Do you know how many microbrews there are here?

Even just statistically speaking, it's staggeringly unlikely that all of it "tastes like piss" to anyone who likes beer, whatever his tastes may be.

>>9132291
The US makes some world-class beer. That is a fact. The shame is that most of it never travels farther than 50 miles from where it was brewed.

>>9133118
>world-class beer
It's so world-class it 'never travels farther than 50 miles from where it was brewed.'

Haha, oh dear.

So ZUN says this morning he accompanied his wife on an... Assasin's Creed pilgrimage?

But he can finally drink in peace. Is it still Venice? I can't tell.

>>9129376
Anyone?Please respond ;_;

>>9133715
Birra moretz is german iirc

>>9133715
I guess she wanted to see the famous locations she knew from Assassin's Creed 2 (ZUN's wife being hardcore gamer seems perfectly legit to me). That could mean that they're still in Venice, or (if she played AC:Brotherhood too) maybe they already moved to Rome.

>>9133790
It's "Birra Moretti", and well... if by nationality you mean who owns the brand rather than where it was born and is produced, then "Birra Moretti" was bought by the german Heineken, but it's still produced in Italy.

But if you look at that then there's like 2-3 big companies that own all the beers of the world.

>>9133715
Birra Moretti is italian, but I'm not sure about the buildings

>>9129595
It's scary that flights get cancelled of a sudden. The reason is still mystery even though I asked them at the airport. But I got to the destination by taking other planes. I won't forgive Alitalia. But thanks to this, I gained a little confidence in my English.

>>9129619
>Alitalia

The company had some financial problems in the past, but the airplanes follow all the European standards and Italian pilots are known to be one of the best prepared in the world.

Troll harder.

>>9133828
What? Are you mad?
Frankly it's not that surprising that ZUN's flight got cancelled, that's the problem with Alitalia, not the shit you're mentioning.

>>9129168
>mfw he secretly took another picture of her
ZUN-san, it's not like I don't understand but this is kinda...

>>9133833
I see, it's ok then.

>>9133842
Western loli wearing a Japanese branded shirt.

>>9133790
>birra moretz

dude wat

What if someone from /jp/ actually met him, and asked him which 2hu wud he fuk

>>9133857
In front of his wife?
Exquisite!

>>9133854
He probably meant Moritz which is a spanish brand of beer.

>>9123258
I can't into Japanese, what does this mean?

>>9133911
Try reading the thread.

>>9133911

Roughly, hello to the fans in europe.

>>9133916
>4chan
>European
ZUN I like you and all but...

>>9133925

He was replying to a tweet that mentioned European fans, retard.

>>9133925
Did he actually specifically mention 4chan?

>>9133925
>ZUN
>on 4chan

nope

Eating sea food.

Berlinfag here.
Where is he?