/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sauce

Get him to Gensokyo

get drunk?

>>9071153

Proof: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=408831

congrats him on the marriage

congrats on the marriage xD

lots of beer!
but i'm alredy ahead of all of you hehehe...

so maybe my dream of him having a son will come true

>>9071192
>You will never bear ZUN's son

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>>9071192
ZUN jr., he will inherit the franchise and turn it into a commercial whorehouse!

tell him to get out of /jp/

>>9071216

Zun jr. will ruin everything and Zun will regret giving him the franchise on his deathbed. Zun jr. will be so touched that he does everything in his power to bring Touhou back to it's former glory. After working day and night, in real Japanese spirit, his wife and children leaves him, he gets kicked out of his house and Touhou is still shrinking and dying.

Zun jr. becomes homeless and slowly starts turning insane, seeing Touhous everywhere and he, also, becomes obsessed with finding a way to enter Gensokyo. He kidnaps and murder over hundred Japanese children, using their blood to draw rituals and signs in an empty basement. After 3 years of doing rituals and killing children he cut his own throat and die alone in the basement. A couple of months later the police find his and some of the children's corpses.

50 years from this event people only remember Touhou as the cause of the death of hundreds of kids.

>getting

Dude what.

He got married forever ago. His announcement a couple months back was that it had happened.

What a normalfag

what is a bachelor party

Whoa, what a fucking normalfag.

Touhou: DROPPED

>>9071513
Well, we need some normalfags to work and create things for us, and since he creates enjoyable things I don't mind if he gets married.

So no more Touhou I guess, since ZUN's probably going to be too busy mowing the lawn and paying the mortgage and putting new shingles on the roof to draw diaper girls.

I doubt his wife will stop him from making 2hu.
They've known each other since IN or something.

Is it true that Murasa is based on ZUN's new wife?

>>9071533

She's a programmer. If anything, the husband-wife pair may very well go on making more projects, unrelated to child birth

>>9071530
she might make him stop though because she's a woman and women love to listen to their labia flapping in the wind

So, did he choose the date of his wedding to avoid having to attend Reitaisai? Because there's no fucking way that's coincidental.

>>9071530
>>9071542
They’ve been married for months.
They’ve been together since quite a while.
She’s a programmer.
He based a 2hu on her.

I think it’s safe to say you should shut up, nerds.

>>9071539
All 2hus are based off his wife

>getting freaked out about a man's wedding

>>9071646
It's what makes it interesting.

>>9071638
>/jp/
>expecting non retarded conversations.

Baseless arguments are what hold this board together. Sad but true.

ZUN isn't really married isn't he? We're just playing a joke right?

>>9071646
What else would we talk about

>>9071699
WHO HOMU HERE

>>9071699
Shitposting and trolling.

>>9071708
He said what else.

>>9071701

if he gets married i swear to god ill never buy any of his games again

>>9071744
He's already married. And I highly doubt that you bought them before.

>>9071745
>And I highly doubt that you bought them before.
1. you don't start a sentence with and, thats bad grammar
2. stop assuming
3.i have but now i never will
knowledge'd

>>9071747
>thats bad grammar
It's acceptable, stop being such a faggot.

>>9071549

>He based a 2hu on her.

Which one?

>>9071747
How's this for good grammar: Suck my fucking dick, faggot.

>>9071760
reported

>>9071753
Aya.
She got her own game after ZUN went steady with her.

>>9071770
aya is ZUN's self insert, secondary PLEASE get out

>>9071765
Global rule #7: >Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.
You know what I've done.

>>9071777
>implying he's reported
doubly reported

>>9071747

Actually, it's perfectly acceptable to start a sentence with "and" It is not okay however, to refer to yourself using a lower case "i"
If you're going to correct another poster's grammar (on /jp/ I might add,) make sure you have impeccable grammar yourself, you autistic faggot.

>>9071799
English teacher here, you can't start a sentence with a conjunction like and or but.

>>9071803
Have some commas; it looks like you lost yours:``,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,&#
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>>9071549
>She's a programmer
Boy I can't wait for it to get bloated, slow and buggy.

It's over, Touhou is finished. Someone rewrite it on Lisp before something happens.

>>9071770
Aya? Based on a 3DPD?

>>9071855
>Lisp

This is real world code, not academia.

Lisp is a toy language, and ironically one not suited for games (save that one Crash Bandicoot game).

we could dress as prostitutes and appear form a giant cake

>>9071803
Yes, you can.

>>9071866
W-what?

We had a game made in Lisp?

>>9071866
>This is real world code
So, should we use Java or what?

>>9071803
Child of an English teacher here. You should probably just quit.

>>9071866
Crash Bandicoot was made in Lisp? Holy fuck, no wonder it's so good.

Lisp is the most powerful programming language!

>>9071803
>>Yes you can. Only junior high school teachers tell their students to avoid using "and" or "but" because they don't want students to abuse these words and become repetitive.

>>9071885
>>9071895
http://all-things-andy-gavin.com/2011/02/04/making-crash-bandicoot-part-3/
> But the craziest thing I did was create a new programming language – with Lisp syntax – for coding all of the gameplay. It had all sorts of built in state machine support (very useful with game objects), powerful macros, dynamic loading etc. It was also highly irregular and idiosyncratic, and in true Naughty Dog fashion “powerful but complicated.”

>>9071898
This.

You were taught so many bullshit rules in school. “Never start a sentence with ‘because’,” “Commas never go before ‘and’,” “‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’.” What a load of horse shit. They should have taught me how to use quotation marks correctly.

>>9071904
That art always blew my mind whenever I played these games.

Of course, they look like shit now, but holy fuck, it was pretty good back then.

>>9071919
>“Commas never go before ‘and’
What the fuck? Any teacher saying this should lose their job.

>‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’
There was a second part to that that mentioned the exceptions.

>>9071919

>“Commas never go before ‘and’

Go back to this teacher, and tell him/her that the Internet says that he/she is a dumbass

learn something new today

thank you for listening.

>>9071957
>that that

Okay, Mr. Grammar.

``proper'' quotes

Actually the Oxford Comma (the comma placed before the and) is no longer used by professionals. To save space (and other minor reasons) it was deemed that the comma was unnecessary and grammar rules now say it is wrong. Many people don't follow the rule. Usually only people writing in limited space follow this rule.

I still use it because when the comma is left out I associate the last two phrases/words together when in reality they are two separate parts on whatever list they appear in.

>>9072109
You had me for a split second, good one.

Hopefully Mr. Grammar will see it and freak.

why does /jp/ care about grammer if they never finished school?

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>>9072598
/jp/ - Proper English

Pictures.

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>>9071160
There are either layers over layers of meta trolling here, or we're just being overrun by /a/ again.