/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You must have me confused with someone else.

I remember being around when Lucky Star was airing.

Back when everything wasn't a fucking meme.

>>9030783

>>9030783

Because we have made extremely poor decisions in the past, and now everything is terrible forever.

>>9030791

I know right? My favorite season of the year.

We can't enjoy funny things, so we get mad whenever we see someone having fun.

>>9030783
No I love everyone here on /jp/.

But I like fun, fun is fun.

>>9030797

I wasn't talking about you!

Just the cynical misanthropes that seem to love this board now. Their anger and hostility towards everything seems really unhealthy.

>>9030806
You mistake legitimate dislike for hostility.

>>9030789
You kidding right? There wasn't a day where I wouldn't hear someone saying "orly yarly" or "leeeerooyy jeeeenkiiins".
Or even "Boom headshot" and that other shit...

It was horrible...

It's not my fault, it's everything else's for being so hateable.

I often hate things so much I have a dull headache all the time and my teeth feel weird, like I need to clench them. It isn't rare to feel nauseous either. I think it leaks out and people can tell, which is good because it keeps them away but bad because it makes it harder to get things done.

>>9030815

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/anger-management/MH00102

>>9030812
I mistake your ass for a place to put my cock

>>9030813
Those were the original internet fads, but I don't remember those sort of fads getting posted much on /a/.

There were some anime related fads, like Spinzaku or the reaction images with SUZAKUU and LELOUUCH for a while.

I don't hate everything, only things that are bad.
Why do people generally like things that are bad nowadays?

>>9030845

I don't know, probably something to do with vaccines or some shit.

I LOVE YOU /jp/

>>9030851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hONtWPaquD

>>9030789
I was around too why are we so old?

>>9030854

This fucking guy.

>>9030849
Fuck you that isn't funny

>>9030854

WE ARE ONE

>>9030875

Elaborate please

Who am I spoilering?

>>9030883
Autism vaccine scare. It's not funny because that shit probably killed a few thousand babies of easily preventable infections

>>9030806
>cynical misanthropes
Haha oh wow.
Now get the fuck out normalfag.

>>9030887

We wouldn't even need vaccines for more then half that shit if we never started using them in the first place.

Hell, the general public would probably be immune to those diseases, or just get them once, get through it, and never get them again. Creating a pristine world and using vaccines for everything is no way to create a healthy immune system.

>>9030917
Uh, what?
You're so full of wrong it physically hurts.
Vaccines aren't magic cures, they train the immune system to recognise the disease so the immune system can kill it in a real infection before it gets a chance to kill the person. We need more vaccines, not less.

Although the pristine world part is right- a pristine world means that the immune system is never activated so that white cell/B-cell serum count is lower, making real infections harder to deal with. You need background bacteria for target practice, as it were.

Vaccines are special-ops training.

>>9030935
To add: Now that I think about it,
>>9030917
confused vaccines and anti-biotics.
Over prescription and misuse of anti-biotics breeds antibiotic resistant bacteria.
Bacteria go back to being just as deadly as they were before modern medicine.
Actually slightly less since they waste resources on developing immunity so they're weaker overall.

But the immune system is a powerful beast. So powerful that it regularly goes nuts and attacks the cells it's trying to save.

>Why do you guys hate everything?

Because they're immature.

>>9030789
I understand that.
It's so fucking annoying when you want to write something but at the last moment you realize it's a meme and everyone will ignore it for that reason alone.

>>9031174

I've never had that happen before, I can't even think of one case where I could have that happen.

Could I get a example?

>>9030789
Nothing wrong with memes. Everything on 4chan was a meme in 2005.

If you object to things being a meme simple because you hate the idea of memes, go elsewhere. We're not going to hate a concept because OMG REDDIT AND 9FAG USE IT!!!1.

>>9030854
I love you too dude

>>9031190
He's probably the kind of faggot who combs his own posts for catchphrases before he submits them.

“How dare I use the term ‘faggot’! I must be some sort of /b/tard or Web 2.0 hipster to do that!”

>>9031190
even simple things, like saying "it's a trap"

>>9031209

If you're seriously upset about posting something like "it's a trap" on 4chan because people will point it out, then get out of /jp/.

You're just as bad as the meme-spewing idiots you hate.

>>9030854
I remember this guy from the hug thread.

>>9031216
oh well, maybe I am overthinking it after all....

>>9030854
I can't stop laughing for some reason.

>>9030854
Come here and fuck me.

>>9031240
Drunks are always funny, he did like 4 recordings that all said something similar.

We don't hate everything, we just hate you

>>9030854

I cringed. You're not funny, this was painful to listen to.
Seriously, people will probably defend you out of consideration or whatever, but never do this ever again. You're just embarrassing yourself in the most cringe-inducing way.

>>9030854
xDDD

Don't do this again, even if you think you're being ironic.

I don't hate everything, just the people treating 4chan like a contest to see who is NEETer or who has more self-diagnosed mental disorders.

>>9031256

I don't hate. I am actually indifferent to quite a lot of things.

>>9031256
>>9031273
Although he was drunk as fuck apparently, a few hours after he made all those recordings he listened to thread and realized how bad they were.

.rar of all his shit:
http://www.mediafire.com/?5wcfyf8iwdp0wk1

The original thread:
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9012259/

>>9031300
>realized how bad they were.

Good.

For a board that prides itself on elitism, /jp/ sure is quick to like shitty things for the sake of ``irony''.

*farts on /jp/*
LOL TAHT WAS A DUMB JOEK BUT I WAS BEING !IRONIC!!! xDDD

I LOVE U JP U ROX AT TEH SHITPOASTING

WE'RE NOT LIKE SA FYAD WERE BETT0R

>>9030789
Listen, kike. If you want fewer memes, go to a board with a more clearly defined topic and fresher subject matter.

4chan has always had a lot of memes, though, ALWAYS. I really don't know why you would expect anything else. You've either got nostalgia goggles on or are just a massive sperglord with terminal analpain.

>>9031256
>embarrassing yourself
On an anonymous image board?

>>9031311
Well, at least he had a pure heart. I guess I could say I'm almost jealous of that.

>>9031345

If I posted my tiny phimotic penis on 4chan, I'd be embarrassed.

Anonymity doesn't absolve you of EVERYTHING, Anonymous.

>>9031373
Yes huh

>>9031373
I'd like to think posting your tiny phimotic penis is on a different level than spurting drunken shit at a microphone.

>>9031311
Our elitism is only directed towards normalfaggotry.

>>9031382

In what way?

I'm serious.

From my point of view, my tiny phimotic penis is less indentifiable. So are you arguing it's less embarrassing or more?

great otaku culture

thx 4 keep meido :))

>>9031390
Not him, but
Pictures arent anonymous.

>Janitor can't do his job.
>Leaving this thread only because I'm teasing him.

Isn't being above that one of the main guidelines of being a janitor...?

Emailing moot, anyway. Feel free to delete my post.

*posts cp in off topic meta thread*

>>9031406
Neither are voices.

Anonymity refers to your name, really. Hence pseudonymity.

>>9030813

>>>/ytmnd/

Also we don't hate EVERYTHING, just these new faggot "memes" that are popular with mouthbreathers.

>>9031413
Its only natural to be ashamed of a tiny phimotic penis.

>>9031434
Why are you putting scare quotes around "meme"?

Meme isn't below you, it's a perfectly valid word. Even for non-4chan things or internet phenomena you dislike.

>>9031436
Is it? I always wonder.

I usually assume society made me this way, with its pop culture and pornography and so on.

Would I be ashamed regardless?