/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The day /jp/
OWNED
/b/

Everyone was talking about how "good" /jp/ was last night, but I didn't really notice a stark increase in "goodness".

I mean, sure we had some nice threads between about 12-3am because the janitor wasn't here, but that happens all the time...

Janitor makes things worst for /jp/

because we /jp/ pplz know who and wut to ignore

janitor deletes something and make pplz mad so that increases the shit poast and janitor deletes moar poasts and make things super worst

we dun need janitor cuz he's gay

I don't get it, /jp/ was extra shit today.

>>9013259
I feel you bro.

>>9013259

Why are you so fat?

>>9013259
smochi fatty a-fat fat

>>9013280

i eat alot of lard lol O_o''

>>9013296

dun b mean cuz i fat ;_; pls

Grammar Nazi reporting in

"You're"

>>9014972
If that was the first mistake you spotted, your grammar nazi-ing skills need some honing.

just noticed it wasnt friday yesterday
idk why i keep thinking that

>>9014991

Oh I'm sorry, here you go:

"Home";"alone";"Friday"; "just"; "Awesome"

Forgive me in case I forgot something

>>9015027
>Forgive me in case I forgot something
Forgive me in case I forgot something.

>>9015027
>Oh I'm sorry
Oh, I'm sorry

>>9015027
I'm fairly certain an ellipsis should be spaced. That is to say, ". . ." instead of "..."

>>9015036
I've always wondered if on the inside, the SS knew they were "the bad guys", considering they wore a hat with a skull and crossbones on it, aswell as an all black uniform.

>>9015066
One should avoid using ellipses in the first place.

>>9015066

Wow never thought you'd notice that. Keep up the good work.

everyone hates you nsj
/jp/ is better when you arent arround

>>9015066
Different style guides suggest doing it differently, like how some suggest setting dashes flushed and some don't.

>>9015085

Tokiko, did you get into mom's liquor cabinet again?

>>9015080
There is a time and a place for everything.

>>9015074
Oh you

>>9015066
Surely you meant to say ````. . .'' instead of ``...''''.

>>9015106
If it will put you at ease, I will be sure to correct such mishaps in the future.

I advise using … for an ellipsis.
Please use “…” for quoting, and refrain from using "…". Using ``…'' is OK if you’re doing some ＥＸＰＥＲＴ　ＰＲＯＧＲＡＭＭＩＮＧ or expert shitposting is fine, but please don’t use that when you write a text.

>>9015132
Some of us have been writing in ASCII plaintext for decades, you stupid ``faggot''.

Next time you use - instead of a minus sign/hyphen/dash, I'm going to strike you down with hyopcrious fury.

PLEASE, OP, RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING WIN, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

>>9015139

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>9015141
Joke's on you, I have this on my bookshelf.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

>>9015132
Whoops! Please ignore the ”is fine”.

>>9015139
If you are restricted to ASCII, then you should just use "". ``This'' has no place in text, so fk ofe nred!!!

>>9015147
Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.