/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's unlikely that this is going to happen.

Y-you too...

>>9014103
I want a cutie /jp/ for myself too.

>cute

If you could see through each users computer screen...

T-t-thank you

The average /jp/er is actually underweight or barely average rather than the stereotypical "neckbear" type.

>>9014113
I don't know about you but I look like a cute, androgynous, boyish guy.

Unshaven, bags under my eyes and with a fair amount of stress acne, but still cute and androgynous.

Which isn't too bad for 20 years old.

Would you still want to cuddle with me if I haven't taken a shower in a while OP?

>>9014123
I wouldn't even consider cuddling you unless you'd gone at least 3 days without a shower.

>>9014121
I used omegle video once.
I talked with an anon who was masculine handsome fellow. Didn't look anything how anons are always describing themselves on here. Like androgynous, cute, girly, or any of those feminine traits.

I'm sure none of you will ever become passable traps. Doing that would require a change in skeletal structure anyhow, males are just built differently.

I don't see why you'd want to be a girl anyways, but I shouldn't make an assumption that all anons aren't ugly based on just one guy.

>everyone too preoccupied with sucking each others' dicks to rage on KS OP pic

>>9014119

I weigh 215 lbs at 5'10" and have a beard I merely shave off every 3 months. I also don't bathe often, and have flakes of dandruff in my greasy, long hair-they always fall on my glasses from my hairy eyebrows. I also trim my pubic hair-but only when I get pimples around or on the base of my cock so I can pop them put band-aid spots on them.

I also put vaseline on my anus and inside my lower rectum before pooping using a gloved-finger, and working it up inside me for a few seconds to get slippery to avoid further damaging my anal fissure.

Wanna cuddle? I hope you're not too imitated by how sexy I sound.

>>9014136
I don't want to be a "cute trap" I want to be a girl.

I'd rather be an ugly girl than a cute boy any day.

>>9014136
Is this now an Omegle thread?

>>9014146
No, that was just an example.

>>9014103
I'm so fat you couldn't wrap your arms around me. I'm not cute at all. Pic related, it's me.

Still want to come near me?

>>9014167

this individual appears to have been the vicitim of some highly selective and malicious bees

>>9014167
ur blu eyes are cute anon

I'll rail ya instead OP.
Pic related, me.

once I have a few months of hormones I'm going to post my picture on /jp/ to show you guys how cute I am

>>9014142

O man, that's my fetish.

>>9014182
>>9014184

Who dare speak of me so freely?

>>9014192

Can't wait.

>>9014192
This isn't /soc/ you shit.
Join a shitposter group and let them see you, unironically.
Rest of /jp/ isn't interested.

Let's go on Omegle!

>>9014200
I'd post it on /jp/ to make people mad and/or jealous

>>9014199
I'm sure

>>9014195

Are you DTF anon? I totally am. But I wanna be the top. Not only because I like fucking warm holes, but also, because my butthole is damaged and couldn't take your weewee in it. But I can suck your cock, dude.

see:
>>9012872
>>9012911
>>9013003

That thread was inspirational.

>>9014212
gb2 gaia

>>9014145

I second this

But if I am a girl i will be a cute one, i promise!

>>9014219

>>9014223
we can be cute girls together

I have an extra pair of panties you can wear

I'm 5"4, blue eyes, short dark hair, about 58kg and I have healthy skin. Oh yeah and I keep myself clean and shave every 2 days.

No I'm not underage.

>>9014252

You sound like a little faggot that takes it up the butthole.

Just so you know, queer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kffrh5N6hC4

>>9014252
>5 foot 4
>58 kilos

Why must you mix imperial and metric? It's one thing to cling to one outdated system, but using both at once makes you look like that guy who sticks his toe in the pool and then pussies out.

No idea what this kilo shit is, I use stones and pounds

>>9014272
faggot, I measure weight in housecats.

>>9014260

well I don't dislike anal stimulation.

>>9014272
>How do I into kilos?
58 kilos is 9 stone, 2 pounds.

>>9014263

Good taste in music.

>>9014266

>outdated

Fuck off back to Europe, queer. In America (The only good country in the world), we use the Imperial system, because it is SUPERIOR to your gay base-10 system. So go FUCK yourself, you stupid little bitch.Go suck off some dirty arobbers,pakicunts,shitmolians and your own little European niggers called gypsies while you're at it, and make sure to thank them for using your tax dollars to buy hash and goats to have sex with, because it's part of their rich culture!

The only reason your little shithole country exists is because AMERICA has decided to let your pathetic gayland exist. You should be kissing our red white and blue asses and begging us not to change our minds, you insufferable little bitch.


Sincerely,

AMERICA

P.S.

We don't give a FUCK that you THINK America includes South America, Mexico, and Canada and all that horse shit-AMERICA is the US OF A you dirty shiteating cunt!

>>9014279

Grow your hair out and start wearing makeup and panties, and maybe I'll rape your pathetic boipussy, homo.

>>9014292

>>9014307
>One once-great power threatening another once-great power
That would be like watching a geriatric cripple-fight on ESPN8.

>>9014305

Sure if you feed me and give me a place to stay wish a decent computer and internet.

>>9014305

>>9014311
One day we'll settle our differences and band together to overthrow our Chinese overlords

does anyone on /jp/ want to make me feel like a real girl?

>>9014292

Murica isn't a country, it's a corporation.
Owned by wall street Jews, many of which are British double agents.

That's why Bush bows to our queen like a good little bitch.

>>9014322

Lies, he's trying not to look that crusty old cunt in the eyes, because she's not worth even the gaze of America's glorious president.

Get your facts straight, europoor, and go back to getting stabbed by 12 year olds on the streets of London.

P.S.

The house of lords is fucking gay, and the UK is nothing more than the homosexual version of America with bad teeth.

>>9014311

Too bad America is still the only true superpower in the world, dumbass.

It would be more akin to watching a full-grown, muscular man fight a crippled baby.

>>9014305

>>9014292
Europe is a continent, not a country.
South America includes Mexico.
America is a continent, not a country.