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joke's on you OP, I'm not going to heaven

Jokes on you I'm going to Gensokyo.

I can't even joke about this.

;_;

Being with my friends at /jp/ is like heaven.

We ain't goin' to heaven, kid.

Do you think hell will be that bad?

Being 2hu is suffering.

Jokes on you, when we die nothing happens ever again. You could say when we die the universe is erased.

I would hold your hand if I saw you in heaven.

>>8960486
Of course not. If supposably who isn't a devout this or that goes to hell.

Too many people for it to be bad.

I'm waiting for you guys on the other side.

Don't take too long.

>>8960495
But would you help me stand if I saw you in heaven?

Godammit.

Stop killing yourselves. I don't want to be left alone with the /a/ kids.

ill be waiting for you /jp/

>>8960509

>>8960515

>>8960511
An ideal fresh start
She gave her life in return for her search for freedom.
She lost both body and spirit. There is no guarantee that salvation will come in the next world.
But there is nothing to worry about. Those painful days of worry are over...

Why does every thread eventually devolve into piccolo dick?

>believing in an afterlife
>2012

>>8960551
Show me the transition fossils.

Oh wait. THEY DON'T EXIST!

>>8960528

Because brazilians.

>>8960551

>Believing in life
>2012

>>8960582
>Believing
>2012
Don't trust anything and anyone, anonymous.

>>8960585
What if they're not over 30? Can we trust them?

>>8960577
>Earth is the center of the universe
>the earth is 6000 years olt
>no such thing as gravity
>Man can't fly, that'd be blasphemy.

Some christian guy was actually trying to explain to me that the world is 6000 years old due to a special type of dating christian scientists did on the polar ice caps. I had to try really hard not to laugh.

I was going to make another berating remark, but I don't want to turn this into a religion brawl. what I have is sufficient.

>>8960597
No. The world exists to hurt you and I am your only friend.

>>8960610
But.... but you're part of the world....

>>8960604
The Bible never stated the Earth is 6000 years old, it's just a number some faggot from medieval times extrapolated from the family trees which also only infers when man came about, not the Earth.

It also never stated the Earth is the enter of the universe, that gravity doesn't exist, and I'm pretty sure man still can't fly. I wouldn't be biking everywhere otherwise. Why not pick an argument that actually has some weight behind it?

Christians - 1
Retards/Atheists - 0

>>8960577

why my dear Parsee is bleeding? ;_;

>>8960577
>>8960669

...and why she is not greenish in that pic? -.-

>>8960669
Parsee..... had a hard life.

;_;

>>8960651
You almost sound like you agree with atheists and not your dumbass christian fellows.

>>8960486
I imagine it's probably actually better than heaven.

>>8960693
I don't agree with atheists or retards who call themselves Christians, hence "Retards/Atheists - 0".

No! So you better tell me so I know how to find you OP~

>>8960769
I'm....

.....sorry.

Goodbye.

If heaven is so much better than our current world, why don't all Christians commit suicide?

>>8960825

Because suicide is a sin.

>>8960825
Because then you wouldn't get to heaven

What cockteases...

>>8960842
your mom is a sin

>>8960847
Whoa.

Superior Stallmanism, heaven is achievable in life, just use only free software!

>>8960860
Ain't no commies in heaven.

Jokes on you, I have no soul.

>>8960878
You can still die.

Just convert ot Islam and you'll have 70+ virgins in heaven.
No need for tiny /jp/-ers.

>year of our lord 2012
>going to heaven

nope