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No

I see where this is going..

QUALITY THREAD

If it means getting some preggo pussy, then yes.

only god forgives so i send her to god - Chris Hu 2012

>You are not the father.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

>>8958400
This. Thats like asking me to pay child support for some random ass kid.

I don't know what the situation so I don't know, but I assume that she had fallen in love yet the man, human or youkai, is gone, probably dead. I'll try my best to raise it in honor of such a great man.

1. loving a child what wasnt made from youre sperm
2. possible

pick 1 (but not 1)

>>8958391
I'd "take care" of the child alright.

Of course. I like both Touhous and kids, so this will be pretty awesome. Who the father is doesn't really matter.

>>8958412
I enjoy watching Chris. But, one has to wonder.
Chris Hu has been living in north america for a long time now. He has to realize that the things he's saying are absurd, scandalous, and in broken english. It must be intentional on some level.

Are you familiar with his "sanford, he looks like monkey" stunt?

Chris really knows how to fly off the handle. I'm amazed that nobody ever stops him. Even aquasilk just says "wow man, thats fucked up" when Chris says something completely unacceptable.

>the man, human or youkai, is probably dead.
I wonder.

>touhou
>father

silly, still using the "sexual reproduction theory" on touhous

What, did she get raped? Did the real father leave?
Yeah, I'd help take care of him.

I will help her as a friend in need but not as a father.
Rape is also rather unlikely considering powerlevels and all that.

I will raise the child to be a warrior with nothing but loathing for me. Then, when they've grown I will tell them that I murdered their real father, and die by their blade in a battle for vengeance.

Then they sell the story as a book or movie and live off the royalties.

>>8958391
Nope, just walk away, then I would never love another Touhou ever again.

;_;

Get her killed, call it abortion.

>Ah, hello! This little one needs a father.

>Will you be that father, /jp/-kun?

Imagine your favorite Touhou laying in bed, gripping your sleeve and begging you not to leave her.

>>8958476
Canonically, the men of Gensokyo are in general stronger and more warlike than the women, its just that they don't ever show up in the games because they're busy doing manly things.

>>8958510
Its not like i can say no when a super powered entity asks me to take care of her spawn.
Looking at mother nature the wisest choice would be to say "Yes".

I don't know if current koishi would be a very good mother. Probably just leave the baby on a doorstep somewhere.

My favorite touhous wouldn't abandon their child.

>>8958516
Cite that shit.

>>8958513
If she is so sorry about it, then a lot of it must have been her fault.

>>8958530
Not really. People don't think logically after traumatic rape.

[x] Do the Monkey

>>8958537
That's bull. She is competent enough to not get herself raped.

>>8958548

I would help her because i love her, even though the pain would tear my heart to pieces everytime i look at her, and then i die a little inside everyday untill i can feel no more.

>>8958391

As long as the child most resembled them, yes.

>>8958595

>>8958391
nope, time for abortions

You can always leave an unwanted unborn to die in the woods if you want to.

>>8958617
You're a horrible person.

>>8958617
no it will BE ADOPT BY WOLFS

>>8958391

Own3d for lyfe, nerd. xD

Yes, as long as we raise it to call me dad.

Feels like paying back the world because that's the situation I was in as a kid.

>>8958641
then he TURN LORD OF WILDS AND ATONE HIS SHAMEFUL PAST

>>8958641

>>8958556
Things happen, anonymous...

>>8958616

why would you do this to me anon ;_;

Maybe I can be the father of the next member of Team 9?

How could you guys even consider abandoning your favorite Touhou when she needs you most?

>>8958641
>>8958690
He will be breastfed by Momiji and then grow to be the king of Gensokyo.

>>8958706
It really depends on the context.
If she got the kid because she banged another dude, she clearly don't need us.

>>8958699
inubashiri romulus? or perhaps remus, the forgotten

>>8958706
What if the child is black and she wishes to name him Tyrone after the real father

>>8958693

What if Yukari gapped sperm into the Touhou's womb? That's like indirect rape and would explain how she could have gotten pregnant without wanting to be

>>8958724
What?

Mines Mokou, lets just slaughter it together and then live immortal forever. Easy solution.

I say though, I feel bad for you Kaguya fags, having to kill a black baby every week.

>>8958721
Rape would be easier.

>>8958721
But that just ends all the possible NTR.

>>8958720
Romulus, if I am not mistaken

They are both the father and mother.

>>8958717

>>8958717
This world is no longer worth anything.jpg