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So /jp/ after a long time I'm thinking about getting an onahole. I don't know shit though so I got a few questions I'm hoping you can help me with.

Does en-nls ship to Australia? How long does it take? What is their packaging like?

Is the Seventeen good? It's the most bought so I just kinda assumed...

Do I buy lube with it?

How do I clean them?

Any other tips/recommendations would be appreciated!

>> No.8946433

Yes you want lube
Buy the lube from a more local store though, anything water based will be fine. Silicon based will work too but that's expensive and harder to clean.

You clean them with warm (not hot) water. Gentle (like handsoaps) soaps should work too, but warm water should be enough.

>> No.8946437

>Does en-nls ship to Australia? How long does it take? What is their packaging like?
check the website
>Do I buy lube with it?
you can buy it separately, but yeah you need lube
>How do I clean them?
with water

>> No.8946436

Pretty sure en-nls ship worldwide, it can take a month or 2 if you go for the cheapest shipping, and the packaging is fine. They usually put shit like "toy for baby" on the box, and the actual product is sealed in a black plastic bag too.

The 17 is fine, but there are better available if you're willing to play more.

Lube is utterly vital, buy water based.

You run them under a tap, stick your finger in the hole, it takes a few seconds.

>> No.8946441

>not just buying the superior fleshlight for your man dick

unless you're some petite asian or a massive weeaboo, don't go with one of those

>> No.8946444
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8946444

>>8946436

Which ones would you say are better?

>> No.8946446

You should check for online sex shops in Aus first, chances are you can get a similar product for cheaper. Unless you're buying loli onaholes, en-nls isn't really that great.

>>8946441
>fleshlight
>good
Most onaholes are perfectly fine for any normal dick size. If you're over 7 inches, maybe you need to waste a ton of money.

>> No.8946466

How many times can you use something like that?

>> No.8946474

>>8946466
Depends on how well it's looked after. If it's washed and dried after every use, were looking into multiple hundreds.

>> No.8946781

my experience with lns...

i bought a seventeen evolution, aka "yukarin", from them

i choosed dhl. i thought the extra money for the shipping would be worth it, but it was a problem. it arrived to w europe in 2 days.
the problem was that i asked them to label it like hobby kit or something like that... but they responded saying they cannot change the package description with dhl. this was included on the shipping confirmation, so i couldn't cancel or cgoose a different method.
it seems the chance for customs when using dhl is hyaku paseento. 40?, on arrival.
the package had a paper outside that clearly said "lotion and rubber toy". both the messenger and the family member who picked up the package think i am gay now, im sure of it

so in the end i paid 80? for shipping ;_;

the onahole is great though. its the perfect size for my 6 in cock. the first time was dissapointing, but now that i know how to use it its hard not to cum inside after a few thrusts. my hand doesn't even compare anymore
i also bought a scary looking prostate toy called boss arms light, but it doesn't feel good at all, its too big
i bought peace lotion, it feels great and doesn't smell, which i was scared it would
they say the 17 evolution breaks easy but I've used it like 20 times already and its still in perfect condition

>> No.8946834

>>8946781

>its hard not to cum inside after a few thrusts
>spend money on lotion and onahole
>spend time lubing up and preparing to use it
>cum in seconds
>spend 20 minutes cleaning up and showering after
>that feel when buyer's remorse

In terms of convenience, no onahole can compare to my hand

>> No.8946850

>>8946834
it's still worth it to use it occasionally
but most of the time i use my hands

>> No.8946858

>>8946834
lubing it takes half a minute
cleaning takes 5 minutes at Max
if i concentrate i can hold longer and it feels fucking great in the meantime. you will never achieve this feeling with your hand
i have 0 buyers remorse

>> No.8946861

also, why would i shower after using it? i just clean my member with some water and a towel

>> No.8946863
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8946863

>buying shitty onaholes
>not aneros

srsly?

>> No.8946874
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8946874

>>8946863
>Buying a aneros and not a proper dildo to satisfy your tight delicious ketsumanko~
srsly?

>> No.8946885

>>8946874
I'm not gay

>> No.8946887

>>8946858

>if i concentrate i can hold longer

So 30 seconds?

>>8946861

Where? In the sink? Not sure how that's even possible, but talk about bad hygiene habits.

>> No.8946889

>>8946885
Oh please they are both plastic objects that go up your butt to stimulate it
They are both gay.

>> No.8946897

>>8946885

>sticking this phallic object >>8946863 in my anus is not gay
>however, sticking this one in >>8946874 is

I think you're in denial, you fucking faggot

>> No.8946895

>>8946885
You don't have to be gay to enjoy having a cock deep in your ass.

>> No.8946903
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8946903

prostate massage is not gay.
a cock is

>> No.8946908

>>8946863
>not both
What's wrong with you?

>> No.8946910

>>8946887
you sound jelly
i'm cleaning my cock just fine. wet hand to reactivate the lube and i wipe it with a towel, it couldn't be cleaner
i can hold more than 30 seconds obviously, you're not even trying

>> No.8946912

>>8946903
Gay in denial.

>> No.8946917
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>>8946912
nuh-uh

>> No.8946942
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8946942

>Not having a double-jointed dick so you can fuck yourself in the ass

>> No.8946943

I don't understand the pleasures of anal stimulation. It just feels weird and uncomfortable, kinda like touching exposed skin.

>> No.8946944

>>8946903
But I have a cock and I'm not gay. Would you consider gay to touch your own dick?. Cocks aren't inherently gay, therefore you can safely penetrate your own ass with a huge dildo, cumming without touching your own dick, and remain straight. You can imagine it's a fits or something like that, I do it all the time and I'm 100% straight.

>> No.8946961

Funny, I just got my first onahole in the mail today. This thing rocks. I probably should have gotten lube though, but I guess lotion will work for now.

>> No.8946963
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8946963

I quite enjoy taking my dildo doggy style after attaching the suction cup part of it to a wall.
It has made me cum without touching my dick many many times.

I still dont like men and i am only attracted to females.
Its all about the pleasure of having something inside~

>> No.8947061

Am I the only one who found Secret Twin Tales way overrated? I haven't been into onaholes that long, so I thought I'd go with it since it seems to be #1 rated on NLS and I've heard other good things about them. But after only like 7 or 8 uses each (I bought both) Kana's completely falling apart on the inside and Sana is not in great shape either. They were also the most expensive onaholes I bought, are way harder to clean since I can't turn them inside out, and other than maybe the first 3 or 4 uses, most of my other onaholes felt better. Maybe I'm just to rough with them but even the Tenga I have seems to have lasted through more.

>> No.8947087
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8947087

opinions?

>> No.8947099

>>8946910

Jelly of what? Having a sink and towels full of cum because I'm a dirty, lazy unhygienic fuck? Hardly. Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.8947130

>>8947099
i wash my towels, also there is little to no cum over my dick, all i have to clean is the lube
and i don't rub my dick against the sink, so it's clean
do you shower each time you ejaculate? you're a clean freak
you seem very jealous

>> No.8947138

>>8947087
> virtual girls sharing their masters performance over internet.
- girl1 : "Look, he wasn't able to last 1min this time !"
- girl2 : "Poor you..."
- girl3 : "That's such a shame."
- girl1 : "I don't know what to do with him anymore."

>> No.8947164

>>8947138
I have always wanted a game like that with NTR.

You create your character and do what you usually do in these illusion/KISS games, but if you ignore her for to long she goes out to get dick from others and taunts you over it.

And with that you could make it even better.
"Look you cant even last 1 minute! my other lay list night did me for over 30 minutes!"

>> No.8947616

The 17 evo is a good choice, and it feels great. However, you should maintain it well or else it will tear.

>> No.8947734

>>8947616
What constitutes good maintenance?

>> No.8948040

>>8946441
I'm 7'' with 5.5'' circumference, and I don't hesitate over which one to buy based on the size. I've only had one rip, but it was cheap so it was more of a 'you get what you pay for' thing. If you buy ones that are good quality they'll last for years. It doesn't get much better than buying a smaller one and having it stretch to accommodate your penis. I can't imagine anything that feels better.

It's especially great if you pretend you're having sex with a cute loli.

>> No.8948062

ITT: jelly people

>> No.8948201

Wait so...You are not supposed to cum inside those toys?

>> No.8948213

>>8948201

You can, just clean it out.

>> No.8948223

>>8948201
Suck it out.

>> No.8948226

Does do those things actully feel better than hands? I'm distrustful

>> No.8948229

>>8948226

I never used one but am interested in buying one some day. It seems to me it feels pretty fucking great.

>> No.8948227

>>8948226

Yes, by far.

>> No.8948228

>>8948201
Sure you can cum in them. That's the best part. Just clean it out

>> No.8948250

Weird story: Virgin here, I was never able to ejaculate from masturbation yet often had wet dreams. After moving out of parent's house at 21 I bought a fliphole... and could cum buckets multiple times... and after I started using it I could ejaculate from masturbating too.

But yeah, I like the feel of the flip hole. Feels a lot better than my hands but supposedly isn't supposed to feel like a vagina.

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>>8948229
makes sense

>> No.8948724

>>8948226
Yes, very much. after I try to masturbate with my hand, I find it difficult to get the same pleasure as my Kana did for about a week.

>> No.8948730

Don't be cheap with lube unless you have a fetish for dry cunts

>> No.8948738

>>8948730

I can't even get my dick in one with lube.

>> No.8948773

>>8948738
6" girth?

>> No.8948771

Is the 7 any good?

>> No.8948778

>>8948773

Maybe just because it's rubber or something. It rolls up unless the inside is a little wet from the last time I cleaned it.

>> No.8948796

Get Miu or Younger Sister onahole from toysheart

Soft but thick, and will last you over 2 years with good care.

To answer your question, yes, I do own one of those that's 2 years old. But I actually have more than one.
Just remember to clean and dry it after every use.
And for god's sake don't ever use oil-based lubricants. Not even skin lotion.

>> No.8948800

>>8948796

>And for god's sake don't ever use oil-based lubricants. Not even skin lotion.

Why is that? They've been working for me.

>> No.8948805

>>8948796
Oh and if you're gonna buy from NLS, get Tiara Pro 600ml bottle of "lotion"

Its cheaper than almost everything there, and there are no noticeable difference to other brands.

>> No.8948824
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>>8948800
Some onaholes are extremely sensitive to things like heat or silicone for example. They will "melt" through, or leave burn like impressions on the surface.

Things like vaseline is very hard to get rid of, and will just stay in there along with your stale sperm. Besides, its not like its healthy to keep using chemicals like lotions where you're putting your penis in repeatedly in the long run.

I personally won't recommend skin lotions unless you're out of water based lubricants.

>> No.8948828

>>8948824

Oh, I see. I guess I should buy some water-based lotion when I get the money.

>> No.8948850

>>8948828
Yes well anyways, wash onaholes with warm water and a bar of soap (swish that soap around inside), rinse and wipe dry. Then put talcum powder every so often so it won't become sticky and prone to picking up random lint.

>> No.8948857

>>8948850

I don't think I could fit a bar of soap in it. what about liquid soap?

>> No.8948868

>>8948857
Wat... how tight is that thing?
Tell me what it is so I can buy one.

>> No.8949014

so far succubus have been the best investment, my dick is very sensitive so even the regular seventeen would hurt, even with heavy lube usage. (and god knows seventeen guzzles down a loads of lube compared to other ohaholes.

>>8946444
meiki are top grade product.
fella master is cool too.

>> No.8949537

using soap kills the onahole
wash it with water

>> No.8949614

So turning them inside out is bad right? I can't see how you could clean them otherwise...

>> No.8949632
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8949632

Stop treating women like sexual objects! The sex industry is bad! Sex toys are bad too, I don't own a single dildo.

>> No.8949634
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>>8949632
>I don't own a single dildo.

>> No.8949647

>>8949634
Do you think I'm trying to mislead you? I don't!

>> No.8949654

Has anyone used this USB onahole? How is it?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-30077

>> No.8949652
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8949652

>>8949632
no boys are sexual objects!

>> No.8949677
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8949677

>>8949632
BULLSHIT, A PEEK INTO YOU'RE ROOM REVEALS A DIFFERENT STOREY.

>> No.8949681

>>8949652
You're right, no human is a sexual object.

>> No.8949704

>>8949681
Holy shit. Shut the fuck up, bitch.

You're PotC, aren't you?

>> No.8950021

>>8949677
Wow. That's quite the collection.

>> No.8950033

I have had a few onaholes and prostate massagers for a couple of years now.

None of the Aneros or even the rude boy felt like the filled me up enough so I bought a dildo sculpted like a cock but it is hard as fuck. Not in a way that is good for anal, but in a way where the ridges of the knob etc just feel like plastic scraping the insides of my boicunt. So make sure to buy quality when it cones to dildos.

Of the onaholes I've used Tenga Fliphole white is my favorite.

I know OP is 18 hours ago but I live in Australia. I've had packages inspected by customs but never had any problems.

>> No.8950048

>>8950033
>I know OP is 18 hours ago but I live in Australia
Dude, time is the least important of things you have to worry about on /jp/

>> No.8950057

>>8950048
I understand that, just he may not be around for whatever reason.

>> No.8950102
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8950102

What's the main difference between the regular 17 and 17 Evolution?

Has anyone tried something like this?
http://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=29731&c2=12001016

>> No.8950142

I'm an Australian and want to get a hina one or one of the loli basketball ones, but I think customs will seize it.

>> No.8950554

>>8950057

He is.

You think I'd just abandon my threads? ;_;

>> No.8950572

>>8950102

NLS rubber hole > 17evo > 17

In sense of quality. NLSRH is also much more durable than the 17 evo.

So far the best onaholes I've had are the NLSRH, 17evo and secret twin tales, even though it wore really fast.

But just don't get the 17, it's pretty awkward.

>> No.8950617

Well I ordered a 17evo not long ago and I live in Australia. Shipping to aus seems to be right damn fast, they got it to Sydney in 2-3 days although AusPost took 3-4 to deliver it. Came in a cardboard box labeled figures, no lewd details on the exterior so you needn't worry about that. Go nuts OP. Semi-pun intended.

>> No.8950620

>>8950617

Which postage option was that with and how much did it cost you?

>> No.8950677

>>8950617

I'm gonna order one.

I hope it gets delivered when my parents aren't home.

>> No.8950695
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8950695

I wan't a doll with onahole that says tsundere stuff while you use it

>> No.8950704

>>8950677
Will they open your packages?

My parents never would. I'm scared one day they'll clean out my cupboard though. 3 dildos, 3 prostate massagers and 2 onaholes. No idea how they'd react.

>> No.8950706

>>8950695
like this?

"Don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I'm letting you fuck me because I like you or anything!"

>> No.8950725
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>> No.8950733

>>8950620
Tbh I don't remember, It wasn't the fastest one and it wasn't the slowest one. I remember it had parcel tracking. GL

>> No.8950749

>>8950706
buy a lockbox, you fool
they're only 20 bucks

>> No.8950753

Guide to onaholes:

Best - Tenga, flip hole is a personal favorite, but any of the multi-use onaholes are probably great.

Mid - Low cost quality onaholes like secret twin tales, evo, and 17.

Low - Gimmick onaholes with anime girls on, low cost, low quality.

Shit - Fleshlight or other highly priced onaholes. If you're paying for quality, get Tenga, otherwise you're wasting 20 bucks over a mid tier onahole. The choice of interiors is nice, but you could get 2 cheaper onaholes with 2 different interiors for the same cost.

>> No.8950756
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8950756

Onahole and dildo threads are the only reason I browse this board.

>> No.8950758

I still don't get how to clean these fuckers. Do you turn them inside out like some say? Or just stretch it and wash it out with warm water or something?

>> No.8950761

>>8950758
Flush them with water

>> No.8950765

>>8950758
use water and rub the insides with your fingers

>> No.8950770

>>8950761
I'd say use cold water because heat and protein (semen) don't mix very well.

>> No.8950776

>>8950770
Warm is fine
Just don't go above 70C.
Semen is very proteinous, so high temperatures denatures the proteins and so they unwravel and then join together to make a mass. Like what happens when you cook egg. If it's not hot enough to cook egg then you're okay.

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>>8950753

>fliphole

Maybe if you have a pencil dick.

>> No.8950779

>>8950770

Really? That's news to me. What happens?

>> No.8950783

>>8950777
Dude my dick is way bigger than urs xD

Fuck off.

>> No.8950790

>>8950783

Doesn't change the fact that the fliphole is the worst scaling onahole (if you can even call it that as it's not even a hole) on the market.

>> No.8950797

>>8950790
As long as you aren't much bigger than the average, you shouldn't have any problems. If your dick is the width of a pringles can though, you should probably buy something else.

>> No.8950801

>>8950797

Doesn't even have to be a nigger dick. A girth of 16cm already causes the two sides to separate, then it feels like stomping your dick between two coarse bags of gelatin.

>> No.8950813

>>8950779
Ever cooked an egg?
Relax, you have to use water perhaps hot enough to damage the onahole to worry about it.
Semen cooks just like egg white. It's quite cool.

>> No.8950811

>>8950801
And the average is about 13, dude. Do you want everyone to pat you on the back for having an uncomfortable size dick? You're well outside the standard deviation, probably about 5% of dudes have a dick that width.

>> No.8950817

>>8950811

That's horseshit.

The average is brought down by people with micro dicks. In my life of heterosexual public showers during military service I haven't seen a dick smaller than mine.

>> No.8950818

>>8950817
And the average is brought up by monster dicks.

>> No.8950819

>>8950817
How the fuck would you figure that out? Or do all men shower erect? Your dick swells up to an unnatural size, it might not be as long as others flaccid or erect, but that data is meaningless.

>> No.8950824

>>8950817
Micropenises occur in less than 1% of men, so it's probably no more common than men with large dicks. You're almost 3 standard deviations away from the mean, micropenises are even further out.

>> No.8950828

>>8950819

I figured since I have a shotacock that grows about 300%, everyone who has a bigger flaccid cock than I do, they're bound to be just as big as mine with both erect.

>> No.8950831

Can Saten-anon please shed some light on this perplexing dilemma?

>> No.8950832

>>8950819
>Or do all men shower erect?
he's in the military
of course they do

>> No.8950833

>>8950828
Sorry, flaccid dick sizes aren't even slightly accurate when it comes to erect length.

>> No.8950835

Is a girth of 16 centimeters really that much? Since I'm a big guy myself I always thought my dick was just average sized when I look at my dick in my hand and compare it to other guys holding their dicks in their hands.

>> No.8950839

>>8950828
Is it wrong that I want to tickle your shotacock?

>> No.8950841
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>>8950832
So he is surrounded by hard dicks all the time?
Kinda jelly.

>> No.8950843

>>8950839

Not really, as I want to tickle it myself every time I look at it.

>> No.8950847

>>8950835
You've got to remember that the guys in porn are usually above average anyway, so your view of what is average is probably skewed.

>> No.8950850

>>8950817
I have a microdick, sorry for being down the average

>> No.8950849

In the military, there are buff men who haven't jerked off in days. They see the new, girly /jp/ recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They watch him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always help him. They haven't seen a woman since the start of their 4 year career. One day, they all gang up on him in the shower. One of them grabs his tiny penis between his thumb and forefinger, and he instantly goes weak in the legs from the touch. He falls back into their warm, hairy embrace. They lift him to their face. 'W...Why?' he asks, sounding almost like a girl. They don't answer, or at least, not with words. He feels a penis, larger than he ever thought possible between his ass cheeks. Holding him and moving him, they fuck him in between his ass cheeks, the heat of his shaft rubbing his tight, moistening anus. When the man is about to orgasm, he sprays his seed all over /jp/. Another man grabs him, this time turning him over. /jp/ struggles but cannot resist. He slowly enters /jp/ as /jp/ moans with ecstasy, his virgin penis spraying clear liquids all over the floor. Another man quiets the moaning by ramming his 11 inch penis down /jp/s throat, fucking his moist throat. Eventually he orgasms into his mouth, milking the last drops of delicious semen into /jp/'s stomach. The man behind /jp/ orgasms too, filling /jp/ with warm seed, making his belly swell. /jp/ collapses, the men around him circle up and start jacking off, showering him with warm seed. Where does this story end? JOIN THE ARMY.

>> No.8950852

Why do traps always have a bigger cock than me? I'm supposed to be average but why.

>> No.8950855

>>8950852
But that's the best. Just picture it, you're in bed with a trap, and then she compares her dick to yours. "Looks like I'm the man tonight" she says, "There's no way that little thing could satisfy me". Then she puts her dik in ur but.

>> No.8950862

>>8950855
You know this aroused me, right?

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>>8950849

>long hair

>> No.8950867 [DELETED] 

>>8950849
You made me get a boner, and laugh too!
thx

>> No.8950865

i kind of want to get a couple tenga cups but $12 seems like a lot of money for a single beatoff session. are they actually worth it? what about tenga flip holes?

>> No.8950869

>>8950849
Sure reminds me of the few days i had to spend in the army in Norway when i was 18 a year back.

Nothing more embarrasing than going into the showers seeing how i was 100% hairless epilated and had no muscles and shaped like a female through years of special training and crossdressing.

Thankfully i managed to persuade my doctor to get me signed off.
Scariest thing i have ever experienced no doubt.

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>>8950855
i picture that all the time, except instead of a trap, it's with yuugi.

>> No.8950873

>>8950865
The single use aren't really worth it, you're probably best off just picking up a cheap onahole from any online sex store. Tenga tend to be the best, but you're paying a lot more for a fairly minor increase in quality.

>> No.8950870

My pen0r is rather tiny when is flaccid but it grows up to 16

>>8950706
yes,yes, exactly

>> No.8950889
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8950889

All this talk about girth...
>have short dick, but i guess pretty wide
>back in highschool, have crush on a girl
>she breaks up with boyfriend one day
>we meet at party, both pretty drunk
>somehow end up in a bedroom together
>think "yes this might be my chance!"
>pull out condom (never used one before)
>struggle for five minutes to get it over my dick
>get exasperated and turn limp
>"oh, i guess you're not up for it tonight, huh?"
>next day, she makes up with boyfriend
as for me, seven years later:
>still a virgin

>> No.8950891
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8950891

>>8950889
>>>/r9k/

>> No.8950895
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>>8950889
It was all for the better, no point in letting that witch steal your wizardry.
Now you have a chance to give me your powers instead!

>> No.8950899

>>8950849
*joins the army*

>> No.8950910
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8950910

da best

>> No.8950921

I'm sure you little girls of /jp/ are experienced with these sort of things so i have to ask. W-what sort of dildo should i buy as my first one?

>> No.8950926
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8950926

>>8950889
I guess she don't want no short-dicked man

>> No.8950928

And this is what happen when you watch too much moe *point at the thread*

>> No.8950933
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8950933

>You will never have a trap boyfriend

>> No.8950936

>>8950921
I think you should go with a prostate massager. I posted earlier I bought a dildo and the edges are rough and unpleasant in my tender places. It is also hard to judge ordering online. I bought a ten inch dildo because I wanted to get deep but it is as wide as my fist and I just couldn't get it in. I would also worry about that prolapse thing with something that size. I don't know how to fix that problem on my own.

The Aneros Progasm is great and a decent size. But the Rude Boy could be more ideal for what you're after.

>> No.8950938
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8950938

>>8950933
Look at this slurry trap I found on a yaoi board crossdressing in his school.

>> No.8950941

>>8950933
>>8950938
Hilarious anon! Do it again!

>> No.8950946 [DELETED] 

I fantasize about raping traps.
Not women though, they don't deserve it.

>> No.8950944
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8950944

>You will never have a Nazi girlfriend

>> No.8950947
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8950947

>You will never have a Yuna look-a-like girlfriend

>> No.8950950
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8950950

>>8950921
A simple one like the gold colored one in this picture is good for starters.

If you want something more real looking with the option to place it on a wall with the suction cup for doggy style and so on the first one is a very good choice~

Myself i would recommend getting something with a suction cup+vibration.
Also remember to get a lot of lube!

>> No.8950951

>>8950946
No, traps are for loving tenderly.

Women are for rape.

>> No.8950955

>>8950950
>gold coloured
Nah those smooth shiny vibrators are bad for anal play. I don't like them, they just slide around in and out too much and you barely feel it.

>> No.8950957 [DELETED] 

>>8950951
>traps
>loving tenderly
Get a load of this homo.

>> No.8950960

>>8950957
You say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.8950962

you will never have your pathetic little dick mocked by a petite and well-hung futa ;_;

http://hijiribe.donmai.us/post/index?tags=chikahii

>> No.8951002

Did anyone else get that email from Aneros on behalf of "Anonymous" saying they had all our personal information? It was a month or two ago.

>> No.8951137

>>8951002
Yeah, their site/forums got hacked.

>> No.8951550

What does /jp/ recommend for anal play? I've used the "Sexual Anal Clinic", but I need something more rough.

As for onaholes, my pitch-in reccomendation is Secret Twin Tails Kana. it wears out fast, ut it feels amazing.

>> No.8951573

>>8951550
Suction cup dildo. Don't go for the megasized ones, just the 6-inch long ones.

>> No.8952606

>>8951573
Is vibrating recommended?

>> No.8952621

>>8952606
Something with vibration is always recommended.

>> No.8952661
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8952661

Murrica does it better.

>> No.8952704

>>8952661
what one is that?

>> No.8952733

>>8952704
sex in a can anal

>> No.8953127 [SPOILER] 
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8953127

Let me show you true pleasure.

>> No.8953213
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8953213

>>8952621
What sort of music does /jp/ like to listen to when you ride your dildo? d-do you like lewd club type music?
That always brings out my inner slut.

>> No.8953322 [DELETED] 

Anyone have any luck canceling an order with en-nls?

>> No.8953332

>>8946429
Dude. Do not buy a fucking onahole man. I spent $80 on a fucking Fleshlight and its so goddamn fucking stupid. I thought "Yeah! Finally no more jerking!" Surprise. It sucks. Its not even worth the fucking hassle of keeping it clean.

>> No.8953408

>>8953332
You bought a Fleshlight. Next time try a flip hole.

>> No.8953424

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr1EPQllLOo

I've been cleaning mine like this for a while...

>> No.8953428

>>8953332
I think it's worth buying at the very least to see what it's like.

I bought the older sister one (the one above the 17), and while the orgasms are stronger than regular fapping, the cleanup makes me reluctant when I could just fap normally

>> No.8953469
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8953469

Can I cancel en-nls orders?

Somehow ordering $140 worth of plastic vaginas seemed like a better idea when I was drunk last night.

>> No.8953480

>>8953469
Get drunk again and you'll know it was the right idea. Seriously.

>> No.8953500

>>8953469
How many did you order? Just open one every few months. It'll be great.

>> No.8953522

>>8953469
HAAHAHA

>> No.8953529
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8953529

>>8953469
>Anon's face when they come in

>> No.8953534 [SPOILER] 
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>>8953529
40 Pounds of pussy and ass!

Also would you buy this?

>> No.8953543

>>8953534
Burn it with atomic fire.

>> No.8953560
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8953560

>>8950849
>>8950849
>>8950849

>> No.8953559
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8953559

Ordered an R20, Seven and Super Loli with DHL shipping. DHL turned out to be a mistake since their warehouse is closed until the 7th anyway.

Is there any reason to only open them every few months? I just figured the variety of fairy anal, loli and 20 year old uteruses would be nice.

>> No.8953563

>>8953559
>6cm*16.5cm
What the actual fuck?

>> No.8953579

>>8953469
Just think of it as an investment.

>> No.8953582

>>8953563
a loli pussy is not like an used old hag pussy, anon-kun

>> No.8953585

>>8953582
That's the size of the body, not the pussy.

>> No.8953662

What's that onahole with 3 differently aged vaginas, and a anus in the middle of them?

>> No.8953697
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8953697

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL, LOLOLOLOL LOOOOOOOLOLOLOL

>> No.8953819

>>8953563
Nothing seems out of place to me. What are you trying to point out?

>> No.8955122

>>8953559
It's simplt a matter of saving money I believe. The more you spread them out, the longer you will have toys that will last.

>> No.8955131

The one that looks more like a rejected idea for a rpg boss than a sex toy? I love that thing.

>> No.8955296
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8955296

>Colonel Campbell: Rember Snake, our priority is to locate and deactivate the communication center, this is vital for our mission.

>> No.8955440

>>8955122
I understand that logic.

But if it was me I would be so giddy with excited I would probably use all three at least once the day they arrived.

Over the last couple of days I've masturbated so much I seriously don't think I'll be able to get aroused. I'm trying to fap now and got distracted wanting to post in this thread for fuck sake.

>> No.8955544
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8955544

>>8955296

What the fuck is that?

>> No.8955613

>>8953424

Nice video. Was the camera on your head?

>> No.8955625

>>8950869

> shaped like a female through years of special training

Which training is this? I'm extremely interested

>> No.8955631

>>8953424
you're the guy with the magic camera!

>> No.8955649

>>8955625
Not him but just look up yoga and do exercises that focuses on bodyshaping a lot.
That seems to work well for me.

>> No.8955694
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8955694

>>8955625
>>8955649
Yoga exercises and jogging are good ways to keep you flexible and skinny.
Also focus a lot on cardio, cardio and cardio.

Not to mention you will also become healthier and feel more pretty!

>> No.8955699

>>8955694

I tried, but all I became was skeletal/bony ;_;

>> No.8955725

>>8955699
s cool, you can cosplay properly

>> No.8955729

>>8955544
tenga fitting

>> No.8955739

Sometimes having a smaller dick pays off.

>> No.8955758

Pretty much agree with everyone about the Tengas. I have about 6-7 of them and have enjoyed them all thus far. I've never gotten any of the single use ones since I felt they weren't worth the money. The latest 3D models are especially nice. I don't think they provide as good a stimulation as the flipholes, but they're less bulky and perfect for traveling. They say 50 uses is generally what you'll get out of them, but none of my tengas have broken yet and I know I've gone past 50 with some of them.

>> No.8955809
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8955809

Cant wait till it arrived

>> No.8955846
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>>8955809
So even gay men can be depressingly sad.

And here I thought you guys didn't have trouble getting laid. This changes EVERYTHING.

>> No.8955866

>>8955846
Not everyone who likes dicks are sluts.

>> No.8955871

>>8955699
This was my result as well. Looks ok with clothes on, but pretty gross without.

More on topic, I was planning on taking a picture of my two year old ona hole that has multiple holes in it, but I can't seem to find it. I remember I got lazy with cleaning it last time, so it must be somewhere on the floor in my apartment. Either way, I think its time to order a new one. It feels kind of sad after so long though. It is so gross now, but I can never bring myself to get rid of it.

>> No.8955878
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8955878

>>8955866
So crippingly ugly, huh? It's okay, I am not judging you.

>> No.8956369

>>8955871
Gah, I know that feeling, I finally got around to throwing away my first Kana that I have had for over a year.

>> No.8956891

How do I get more feminine ans less skeletal?

>> No.8956996

>>8950102
Yes I did, you will spend more time reinflating it and using glue to fix it than actually using it,
it doesn't really bring much to the table, it just combines daki with onahole, but in a little less effective way than a real daki or onahole alone.
it is still feels nice to cum inside while hugging it and contracting all your muscles during the orgasm and then releasing them and then lying in bed next to it.
>>8950811
Isn't the average 15cm ?
>>8950849
I want to join the army now
>>8950855
would do that if I could trap
>>8953469
So far I've invested about 600€ in onaholes.
>>8953563
protip: onaholes can stretch to fit your lengh.
>>8953662
I might buy it in the near future.

>> No.8957027

>>8955296
>head diameter: 0.6cm
Dude what?

>> No.8957087

Fleshlight is much better and durable than all of the Japanese and Korean onaholes I've tried. It can take a beating and never ripped or tore after over 300 uses over 2 years (each session about 1 hour). It feels pretty similar to pussy, but sometimes the fleshlight was better since there's only so much a girl can take, and it can get too tight making it feel like your chinchin is being suffocated.

I never used the cover with my fleshlight, its a waste of time, so just buy the insert and save money. Wonder wave insert was godly.

As far as dildos go, aneros progasm was very good, but my favorite is adam's pleasureskin cock. it's huge and takes awhile to work up to but gives almost instant orgasms. Long and skinny ones are good too. Suction cup is most important. Getting anal and using an onahole at the same time is saiko.

>> No.8957099

>>8957087
leave

>> No.8958831

Quick bump. What's the best for a pencil dick around 4 inches.

>> No.8958837

>>8958831
I would just recommend a dildo.

>> No.8958847
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8958847

>>8953213
I listen to club music as well. Moving my hips back and forth to the beat.

>> No.8958863

>>8953127
This picture has always turned me on.

>> No.8959251
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8959251

So, did anyone succeed in making his own onahole?. (I know that cornstarch doesn't work). (Fuck you richfags.)


But, I may have some info.

Some time ago I bought several tubes of silicone sealant but failed to notice that one of the tubes was broken. A few days later I tried to use it but the silicone inside was completely cured. I took it out and discovered the dried silicone had conserved perfectly the shape of the tube and that it was very flexible while having a rubbery and nice feeling to it.

Also, silicone sealant is quite durable, so it may be a good material for repeating the cornstarch experiment.

When I happen to have free time I'll try this shit.

So, eventually...


Inb4 I get cancer in my dick.

>> No.8959537

>>8959251
>So, did anyone succeed in making his own onahole?. (I know that cornstarch doesn't work). (Fuck you richfags.)
you really cant afford 50 bucks for something you'll use for years?

>> No.8959578

>>8959537
Well, not now, but what really prevents me from buying one are things like:

>the package had a paper outside that clearly said "lotion and rubber toy". both the messenger and the family member who picked up the package think i am gay now, im sure of it.

Shit, I would have to an hero if something similar happened to me.

>> No.8959592

>>8959578
It's as simple as asking them to not label it as such or using a service that advertises as being discreet.

I had a package with onaholes and lube opened and inspected by customs. The cardboard box was filled with fliers about what can and can't be imported etc.

>> No.8959600

>>8959578
Use General Deliver, it could say anything. The post office will hold it for you until you pick it up with an ID.

>> No.8960200

>>8958847
Lewd~
Can anon give me some good examples of this sort of music?

>> No.8960257

Is the Seven any good, or is there a better one I can get for under $30? Keep in mind I'm only 5 inches.. barely.

>> No.8960262

>>8960257
If you're barely 5 inches then japanese onaholes are your best bet for a snug fit.

>> No.8960275

>>8960262
Alright, so the Seven should be good? I was going to get a 17 or the evo 17, but they seem a bit long and I don't know if I'd be able to take advantage of the whole thing.. I like how there's that chamber at the very end where you can cum though.

>> No.8960382

>>8960275
Pushing up against the end is preference. Some people like it, some people really like the 'endless' feel of onaholes that are longer than their penis.

>> No.8960404

Hm so it's definitely worth getting one right? I will get one if it feels a lot better than my hand, and I mean a lot better. I literally can't finish anymore unless I tense up my pelvic area the entire time and stroke rapidly; if I don't, I could literally just stroke forever and nothing will ever happen. I want to be able to cum just normally ;_;

>> No.8960466

>>8960404
How often do you masturbate? Have you considered taking a break for a few days or not doing it as much? Just sounds like you're doing it too much.

>> No.8960471

>>8960404
It should help you out. I cum much more intensely than with my hand.

Give a prostate massager a go too. Seriously, it will help.

>> No.8962432

>>8960404
Yes, hands down it's better.

>> No.8962638

Does anyone here recommend the R20? It seems to be more interesting than the others but I can't decide if it's worth the extra money compared to the regular tengas.

>> No.8962686

>>8959251
I've done it several times, I used potato starch. It was, pretty damn good. It got real messy though and it only holds for one or two runs. To use it more than once, you can just reheat it with a microwave since it turns rock solid after 42 hous rs or so.

And instead of actually taking the form out of the glass I just kept it in there.

But around 8 months ago, I bought a fleshlight STU, and it's so much better than the potato starch crap.

>> No.8962730

>>8953559

>DHL

You do know that DHL is like the only delivery service that doesn't support false description documents right?

So whenever you order a sextoy using DHL, it will say a sextoy in the package.

>> No.8962739

While we're sort of on the topic, what lotion/lub so you guys when when you jerk off? I've just been using what I have on hand. no pun intended. I was curious if I should be using something else.

>> No.8962744

>>8962739

I use lotion (peace's and pepe) with my hand. Onaholes I've found that Nordic domestic actual lubricant works better, it's much thicker, lasts longer and it's much easier to wash off.

>> No.8962749

>>8962739
Just a heads up, I think there is a guide on making your own water based lube.

>> No.8962752

>>8962749
I'd recommend against this, at least until I saw the guide.
Just buy some lube, it's not particularly expensive if you buy it locally. Water based.

>> No.8962755

>>8962739
I don't use anything when I'm using my hand, I just rub the foreskin which covers the lower half of my glans
>>8962744
lotion on my hand makes it too slippery and I can't fap.
I usually don't peel my foreskin back, because if I do i'm too sensitive and it hurts a bit, even with lube.
maybe I need to go really soft and focus on the glans
I hope /jp/ doesn't mind when I talk about my chinchin in such a rude way.

>> No.8962760

>>8962755

>not peeling your foreskin back

You know what all the mangas say.

And besides, direct stimulus to the glans feels great. After each lotionplay session I usually stick 3 fingers under my foreskin and just circle them around the glans. Feels good man.

>> No.8962767

>>8962749
you can make lube with corn starch, water and a microwave, it's not rocket science (it's colloid chemistry)
Though I wouldn't recomend it because it's a paradise for bacteria to grow in.

>>8962760
>You know what all the mangas say.
surprisingly enough I only came across that very rarely, I still don't get the logic behind it.
>direct stimulus to the glans feels great
actually it feels too great and I can't handle it, I have to pause

>> No.8962785

>>8962767
>colloid chemistry
Yeah, you look on bottles of water lube and it just contains starches or starch derivatives. Quite amusing, really. This stuff probably costs cents to make.
But I would stick with the stuff that doesn't grow bacteria.

>> No.8962790

>>8962785
err, most contains EDTA or other complexed ions.
pepe contains some sodium polyacrylate

the price can be explained because if done poorly your lube could be one of the most toxic motherfucker in your household, and you'd be putting that on your dick.

99.5% pure chemical cost between 20 to 100 times more than 95% pure chemical

>> No.8962803

>>8962760
I would, but I masturbate too much so my foreskin is very sensitive. It would hurt a lot

>> No.8962912

>>8962760
no, what do they say?

>> No.8963142

>>8962752
Lube isn't too particularly expensive so I don't see why not buy some.

>> No.8963159

Is BadDragon lube safe for ona?

>> No.8963266
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8963266

Help me /jp/. Kept getting 404's when I try to solve it.

>> No.8965324

>>8963266
Just check again in a few days, it should update. If not, send over an e-mail. I've generally had good customer service with them.

>> No.8965356

I just can't decide between the Seventeen Evo and STT Kana.

Also, I see en-nls lists USD prices, but do they process them too, or should I anticipate a currency conversion fee as well?

>> No.8965485

>>8965356
My personal preference is the Kana. They wear out quickly, but the feeling is far beyond the 17 evo.

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