/jp/ - Otaku Culture

invaded private propierty and slept in the streets.

>>8927210
Post my email on /jp/. I regret it till this day.

I don't drink.
Drinking is for people with jobs who can afford to drown out their sorrows.

I've never been drunk.

Socialized.

Went clubbing

>>8927234
What happened?

I teleported home back from some shitty social gathering I was at. I say teleported because neither I nor the other people I was with have any idea or recollection of how I could have possibly gotten back home on the other side of town in the middle of the night while blackout drunk.

Encouraged a fellow conscript to shoot his load out of the barrack's window.

>>8927246
I actually love this feeling.

You just end up home, with no idea how.

>>8927249
Call me teenage, but I don't think I could support a fellow man ejaculating like this.

>>8927246
>>8927262

Had this a few times.

Blacked out then walked back home on routes that involved crossing multiple busy main roads. I can only imagine my instincts were on autopilot or something.

P-People from Jaypee drink socially?
Oh...

Me and a group of acquaintances got drunk and hungry and thought it would be a good idea to go to a grocery store. Lots of obnoxious yelling of /b/ tier shit occurred, one of us was mistaken for an employee, and shit got knocked over. It was probably even less exciting then it sounds.

>>8927292
It's the weekend anon, these are the kind of people who come to the internet when they get the time off work.

I vaguely recall some girl watching me piss.

This means some girl might have seen my penis without my permission, which pisses me off and makes me lose faith in the world in general.

>What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
There was this time I was REALLY fucking drunk so I went and reported this offtopic shitthread created by a homomaster of prostate bleeding.

>>8927330
That sounds nice.

Fingered a girl I've met for the first time.

Walked home 2 miles in broad daylight. I don't know how I made it all the way back without getting arrested....actually I don't really remember much of the walk at all. All I remember is yelling at a friend on my cell phone, crawling up some steps, and going to a pet store and laughing at chinchillas because I thought they looked high.

Got off with a friend then he said he loved me and it just got all sorts of weird

and how do they expect us to type this damn captchas

>>8927292
Nope, I get drunk alone.

>>8927330
I believe this is the term you were looking for. Sorry person posting above me, you probably aren't one...probably.

>>8927395
I have had friends do that. Trying to french kiss me or graping my ass. Not happening faggots, I'd only have gay sex with /jp/

>>8927210

wwww
I never GOT drunk
ww
just tipsy

Stripped myself naked and started masturbating on the floor in the living room

>>8927402
Fuck you man

>>8927404
never change /jp/

I put 10 dragon dildos inside this guys ass

sorry tokiko
I was too drunk and I didnt hear you screaming to stop

>>8927273
It's not that fun when you realize you'd lost your boots and glasses somewhere on the way and your hands are bloodied with earth under the fingernails.

I woke up in this place, I had no idea where I was, I bet I was raped.

>>8927422
hurrr durrrrrr

pissed on the wall of a bank.

pissed on a hobo

Pissed on a guy taking a piss

>>8927445
It was you??? FUCK YOU DUDE. MY COUCH SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

Pissed in reverse, as in pissing into yourself from the inside.

>>8927457
not my fault you are a useless fucking piece of shit bro
go take a goddamn shower or something.if anything, my piss improved your body odor.

pissed backwards in time into a tear in the sky and onto myself in the past

>>8927472
>>8927461
That is pretty crazy.

i cam on cat she hiss at penis

This thread just got golden.

Hijacked the computer which was playing loud dubstep at a small party, and started playing /jp/ music. I believe BANJO FINGERING POWERHOUSE was one of them.

It's okay though, no one remembered because the evening was overshadowed by a friend almost choking to death on his own vomit after one too many vodka shots.

I got a 2 week global ban from 4chan

>>8927521
why

Drove home so drunk I had double vision. Could have killed myself but I'm a great drunk driver.

>>8927532
He pissed on 4chan

Party hard you NEETs and hikis!

>>8927544
Wow, congrats to him.

Went to a party at this dudes place who i was mad good friends with, so it was okay to act a fool.
Got coked up really early on, but kept drinking anyway. Ended up accidentally drinking like 2/3 of a handle of some dirt cheap whiskey. Black the fuck out.

I Woke up on the floor of the bathroom, covered in vomit, when some other guy was standing overtop of me taking a piss. As i stood up after he left, I smashed a glass with my foot.

Left the place, got in the car, and when i went to turn around in a neighbors driveway, I stopped, vomited out my door, then drove away.

Shat on a table in front of two girls.

DO ALL PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET DRUNK ONLY DO IS PISS??

>>8927693
See post above.

>>8927693
I also puked

So let me get this straight.

You drink alcohol, and what happens is that you excrete bodily fluids from your anus, urethra, and mouth?

N-NO THANK YOU !!

I almost a 3DPD.

I could only imagine how terrible my entire life could have been if that happened. I wouldn't even be able to be a wizard anymore. I'm never getting drunk again.

>>8927743
>>>/v/
and take the retarded wizard shit with you

>>8927748
i bet u kissd a girl b4 aswell
lol gtfo

>>8927748
But that isn't related to video games at all.

Pissed in the campus pond with my mates. Wrestled naked in the campus square, and rang peoples doorbells and squawking like a bird.

got arrested and placed on 72 hour psychiatric hold because of vodka and xanax, one minute I was fine, then the next I was in a hospital

Carved a 5 inch long scar across my chest.

>>8928059

and fucked a dude in the ass.
not in the same night

>>8928059
I think I read something similar in some other thread.

Woke up in hospital and argued with my dad about politics.

I miss being 15.

I posted a "What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?" thread on /jp/ and then proceeded to samefag it for three hours straight.

Had sex with a girl at a new years party, didn't even know her name or anything about her , never saw her again.

>>8928088
crazy

>>8928067

yeah, that's me. it was after watching kara no kyoukai

>>8928088
Joke's on you: I'm OP and I have only made 37 replies ITT.

>>8928067

yeah, that's me. it was after watching kara no kyoukai

>>8928115
oh yeah I remember you then.

Tried to seduce a male friend of mine. He pretty much reacted alike a friendzoning girl.

>>8928162
I honestly have no idea what this even means.

>>8928162
serves you right for being a faggot.

>>8928173
But he was fucking hot. I'm not even gay, but I would have sucked his cock, taken it up the butt, swallowed every drop of his seed, and I'm not even gay.

>>8928170
Neither do I. And to be honest, I don't want to know.

>>8928182
thats totally normal anon.
I believe you

>>8928183
>>8928170
It means, he wasn't offended or angry at all, he just said that we should stay friends, sex would ruin our friendship.

Ruined my sisters wedding crying like a baby for something unrelated.

Took off my clothes in the dead of winter and swinging on the swing set in the park in front of a crowd of people that all knew me, then going into the nearest store and accused the cashier of stealing money from me, screaming at the top of my lungs

Showing up at a house full of people covered in blood and crying, claiming I was mugged, but in reality I didn't remember what happened, and everyone knew it. I then started trying to scar my arm with my house keys. My dad later picked me up and I spit blood on his face every few seconds until we got home.

Dropped a baby.

Having episodes every few months that involve screaming and crying and telling everyone around me how much I hate their guts.

I'm a pretty cool guy.

>>8928170

"I don't like you like that. let's just be friends"

something like that maybe?

>>8928182
I have a PhD in Homosexual Studies and I can say with some authority that this makes you a homosexual.

>>8928185

i think you might be an alcoholic

>>8928202
s/an alcoholic/batshit insane/

>>8928185
>Having episodes every few months that involve screaming and crying
I did this but alone.
Screaming, crying, bashing my head in the walls, kicking the furniture, etc etc
When that happened, I thought"it's time to stop drinking".One week later and I was piss-drunk again.

I got all chatty with shitposters on /jp/ on New Year's.

>>8928238
I love Christmas and New Year's on /jp/. Everyone is drunk or just doesn't give a fuck and you can take it easy. Even the inevitable, "I'm ronery on New Year's Eve ;__;" threads turn out happy.

Everyone should be required to take some sort of blood-alcohol/testosterone level test before they can post. /jp/ would be great.

>>8928223
At least you made it a week.

>>8928182
was he a trap?

>>8928182
I-I could do that for you if you wanted me to, anon... I'm not gay either, but sounds like fun (in fact, my penis just got erect).
Your friend is an asshole. If we do that I guarantee you that we will stay straight friends, and we would have sex constantly.

No!
That's not how you're meant to get drunk, using it as a crutch.
Drink for fun in the safety of your own home!