/jp/ - Otaku Culture

'party balloon' helium ain't pure enough. Getting it from a welder? Might as well try getting laughing gas from a dentist. At least you should feel kinda good with that.

I've read this image hundreads of times and this is the first time I realise it says "CPAP tubing" instead of "CRAP tubing".

>>8927494
If I was going to suicide, the last thing I would use would be a PAINLESS, FAST SUICIDE image macro from 4chan.
You're all a bunch of bakas.

But it's image for suicide not for portal!
And it doesn't look like method for happy portal!

Why not try something more... memorable?
It would seem like the decent thing to do. If you aren't feeling there's anything more to get out of life, you should at least get the most you can out of death.

>>8927553
when I go to gensokyo, I'm going to get an extremely long length of rope and tie it to a large tree.
at the end of this rope will be a piano string, which will be fed into a fast car after I've broken out the back window and placed around my neck.
once I reach 88 mph I will be in gensokyo

1. Obtain a gun
2. Find a really innocent looking young boy or girl, preferably between the ages of 5-10
3. Grab the kid aggressively and turn him towards you
4. Blow your brains out with the gun right in front of the kid

You'll have more influence and leave more of a mark on the world through that death than through years of worthless labor and depression in life.

>>8927520

B-but it really is painless. Finish high school.

>>8927600
http://youtu.be/CQCvRDvlYJo

or you can pull this ol trick.

>2011
>commit suicide following a painless guide from 4chan

>>8927520
What about wikipedia? Do you trust it?
Or do you even trust the internet? Perhaps your biology/chemistry teacher?
You'll most likely receive the consent on this from all of them.

That sleep mask is a load of shit. It's hard to get one that fits your face right and it may allow oxygen to flow in. I wasted money on it, and I need to wait until I have enough cash for a new helium tank because I wasted helium. I don't wanna risk there not being enough left to kill me and just making me a vegetable.

Just get an oven bag and plastic tube, it's a lot cheaper anyway. So Gensokyo is really only like $60 away or so.

>>8927494
But "Gensokyo" doesn't exist, you sperglord autismus.

>>8927664
Oh, and don't forget to have something to tie the bag around your neck with. Many guides suggest folding the bottom and sewing a headband into it. Pretty sure you can be creative enough to find something else if you can't sew.

CRAWWWWWWWWWLING INNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNN

anybody tried this and can give their input on this method?

want to know if it's legit or not, firsthand experiences only please

>>8927668
You don't exist. 0/10.

>>8927720
-9001/10 xDDDDDDDDDdDDDDDd!!!11one11!!!!!
le epic win ! xD

Touhoushit is fucking cancer.

I still laugh at how humans don't understand what it means to go to Gensoukyou.

If only I knew magick so I wouldn't have to spend time in a world that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using suicide as a way to get to Gensokyo is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of the handful of years that you have left. Fuck, youkai and other spirits do it right. It's just humans that fail at going to Gensoukyou.

The true meaning of suicide means that YOUR ASS is getting drowned in the Sanzu River. It's ironic, because you think that you're going to some wonderful place while you're just, in fact, getting your soul eaten by a giant fish. Yes, it's possible to find your way to Gensoukyou as a spirit, as long as you avoid the shinigami, but if you get caught you won't even make it to the Yama. The trend of using your suicide as a method of attention whoring is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to make the lives of your family members even more miserable than they already were.

The suicide feature was never meant to serve as a means of travel across the boundary between phantasm and substance! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to try and get to Gensoukyou alive. For example, you won't have to constantly worry about drifting away from the third dimension.

I want to tell people that I'm going to Gensoukyou, yet I almost never bother with humans because they'll jump on me thinking I'm planning to kill myself or something.

>>8927767
Cool story bro.

>8927800
0/10