/jp/ - Otaku Culture

boobs

Either is fine, as long as it's Reisen.

boobs, because I've even sucked cocks before, but not even touched a boob

>>8921821
reisen doesn't have a cock

bags of sand

i choose both.

>>8921834
I have pictures to prove you wrong, good sir.

Poor bunny. What happened?

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

Boobs differ a lot more from each other than dicks do, OP. What quality are we talking about for each?

Reisen will never hypnotize you with her eyes and make you suck her cock

Always wanted to fonlde nice small oppai. Like B-cup I think. They seem fun to play with. Might be fun to sleep on too. They seem so soft and nice.

>>8921908
Well typo'd like hell on that one.

ass

I already have a cock, I want to try boobs. Unless it's a really huge, thick, creamy, sloppy cock. If it's a dream cock, I'd take that over dream boobs.

If its Reisen i would be okay with both~

Boobs, of course.

>>8921948
What shitty art.

>>8921966
That artist.

Man, that artist.

2D or 3D?

Anyone saved that picture from yesterday with the instructions how to make /jp/ threads? The one where you only had to include a random Touhou image with your thread and whatever shit you post passes.

>>8921973
not sure if same artist

>>8921988
That should be the same radiohead artist.

>>8921988
I love these types of dicks.

reisen_prostate_stimulation.jpg

Both is the only right choice.

>>8921802
nipples on a flat chested brown loli

>radiohead

>>8921966
sauce?

>/jp/ get's to discuss either dicks or tits
>chooses dicks

>>8922083
>He is not in love with rock hard throbbing cocks
>Upset pure maidens.jpg

Sometimes I prefer miniscule worthless small ones. The kind that are only good for flailing around and squirting the little bits they can as the owner gets their bum plowed viciously.

A cock. I'm not even gay, I'm just sane enough to know that cocks are far better than any breasts could ever be.

>>8922063

/jp/ sure has changed...

>>8922166
How can anyone say no, just look at her innocent face and massive delicious cock

>>8922166
Suck my cock, dude.

Boobs all day everyday.

>>8921948
Please get banned for NWS content.

Why aren't you banned, anyway? I adopted an avatar as a gimmick and was banned within a couple of hours for 14 days. You avatarfag, blog about cock sucking, and generally shit up threads, yet you're still here all the time.

>>8922191
>Please get banned for NWS content.

>4chan

I'm quoting your butt it sounds hurt

>>8922175
I suck her cock, dude

>>8922191
Because your a faggit.
Stay anally ruptured.

>>8922191
>I adopted an avatar as a gimmick
Tokiko/Moe please go you are literallty the worst

>>8922195

Yes, people get banned for rule breaking.

>>8922202
Nah, I was this guy:
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8518362
An hour or two in, I got banned and had all my posts deleted. Gave up after that.

>>8922191
So angry~

Is there any way to criticize someone or something on 4chan without the usually retorts of "SO BUTTHURT" and "U MAD"?

I'm serious.
And I'm not angry, honest.

Please respond.

>>8922230
>Is there any way to criticize someone or something on 4chan without the usually retorts of "SO BUTTHURT" and "U MAD"?

You must be new, enjoy your stay.

>>8922235

That too. I almost even typed "2012 4chan" but then people would point out that I was trying to insinuate I have been here awhile.

We should just get over all these catchphrase retorts. They're a waste of everyone's time, really.

>>8922243
Suck my cock, dude.

Just so we're clear:

There is a janitor actively deleting threads.
He deleted posts in this very thread.

Therefore, fondling cocks is /jp/-related and we are allowed to discuss it. Haters gonna hate.

>>8922058
I want a tanned okinawan loli to fondle her delicate nipples and soft tummy

boobs because i'm not a faggot

Boobs.

>>8922268
>liking dicks
>being a faggot

Pick one, you fucking moron.

I'd fondle a dick in my butt, if you know what I mean.

http://exhentai.org/g/483245/0736b013e6/
a picture of this was posted in thread earlier.

Delicious balljob

>>8922307
I can help u wit dat ;p

>>8922305
>Liking dicks = Being a faggot
>Being a faggot = Being a faggot

>>8922385
>Liking dicks = liking dicks

>Liking dudes = being a faggot

ftfy

>>8922334
Beefy balls AND hairy armpits?
<3 Radiohead

I'm more of a ass man, but between cocks and boobs i take cocks.
Some cocks look tasty as HELL.

Penis

>>8922471
I'm with this guy.

I'm gonna go with penis as well.
Boobs are really boring.

>>8922471
Agreed, nice butts are a small miracle of the universe.
But here have some more Sanae boobs.

>>8922504
Oh GOD, those look soft.

I am a male.
I already have a penis, I know what it feels like.
Anyone who chooses penis is retarded, or a normie who's felt breasts.

>>8922518
Or a pure little girl, shut your whore mouth, faggot.

flat chest

>>8922523
>chooses penis
>pure little girl
lol let me quote it a few more times and bump the thread for effect
>chooses penis
>pure little girl
>chooses penis
>pure little girl
>chooses penis
>pure little girl
>chooses penis
>pure little girl

>>8922535
I'm not a dyke, you piece of shit.

>>8922541
You're a dirty homosexual, face the facts anon.

Boobs dont make me ahegao, cocks do.

>>8922541
Well you sure as hell are not a little girl. A pure little girl wouldn't be interested in cocks you idiot.

>>8922544
Its not homosex if its a delicious girl cock you silly anon

>>8922550
Yes they would, since they don't know what it is, retard.

>>8922555
think of it this way

of all the feminine parts of a woman's body and you ignore them all for something exclusively male, try telling me that doesn't have homosexual all over it.

I'm okay with futa, I just don't bother deluding myself

>>8922544
I'm not you, horny faggot.
>>8922550
And who the fuck are you? A dirty fat neckbeard? What do you know about little girl? Nothing.

>>8922555
>girl
>cock
I think you meant girly cock.

Hi everyone. I'd like to clear up what looks to be a point of confusion. Holding another person's cock is entirely different than holding your own, and the feeling of a hard, pulsing cock is sublime.

I hope this helps.

>>8922600
How would you know?

>>8922606
You haven't held a cock other than your own before?

>>8922606
because he's a manslut

I need to stop with this cock stuff
I'm a guy
Fuck

>>8922615
Yep.

>>8922606
I have held, sucked, and sat upon a cock.

>>8922609
Nope, is that another thing I missed when growing up?

>>8922619
I have held and sucked one, which was nice, but I don't want to sit one. I drilled her bum though.

>>8922612
You could try do something about it. I was bored one day and gave those hypno things Saten posted a shot. They just pissed me off, haven't even considered it since.

Hi! My name is Sakuya and I want to tell you a story!

I joined Alice, Reimu and Marisa on their adventure to Japan! We all wanted to see what a dick looked like because we had never seen one. We heard they were very hard, so we had some pads to protect us.

We all got into a small, poorly made, Japanese vehicle and started to drive downtown. We saw a weird midget and a really big faggot! It almost yelled at us, but Reimu made the car move faster. Whew, that was close! We passed by a bar full of gay men. It was very FABULOUS!

After we made it to Akihabara , Reimu spotted a penis. It was very big and hard, just like our friends said. Good thing we had lots of condoms with us! The penis swarmed right at us and he penetrated our vaginas! I was sure we were done for, but then Marisa said she would go talk to the dick.

"Hi there Mr. Dick. You penetrated our vaginas! Why would you do such a thing?"

The prick didn't want to talk to Marisa. He raped her, and it looked like he was going to cum in her! But never fear, because Alice, Reimu and I went out to save her! We brought some condoms with us. They threw the condoms at the penis, and it started to throb. It let go of Marisa, and we all got back into the car. When I told my friends at Scarlet Devil Mansion what happened, they didn't believe me.

"You're lying, Sakuya! There is no dick big enough to do that! I'll go down and see it for myself!"

But that's ANOTHER story! The end.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the tanasinn/kopipe spam.

Why I am not surprised by hte cock answers

>>8922655
Cant blame them cocks are amazing :3

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>>8922563
By the way, in all seriousness, I don't like name-calling too, but it can't be helped, I'm under PMS. Don't be offended.

>>8921937
Best girl

>>8922765
>PMS
Haha, impure slut.

I want your fat cocks in my butt, /jp/.

>>8922819
B-but we're both girls...

A cock. A cock. A thousand times a cock.

>>8923261

bumpu

Boobs with my cock.

A really thick cock. Thick as my thigh, long as my leg. The kind of penis I could cuddle with at night and have it splurt me in the mornings to wake up.

>>8923839
This dakimakura may interest you..

>>8921830
I'm the reverse case. Let's share experience.

>>8923854
Where can I get that? I've seen one on gelbooru of a cock on both sides but it was more of a gag joke.
If this is real...
I could get my first daki

>>8923863
Its real.
..But its the size of a coke can.

>>8923878
For that size I'd want a real penis, not a pillow.

I can fondle a dick anytime I want. I would have to go with the boobs just for the novelty.

>>8923966
What if you could have a dick, but THRICE the size of yours to fondle.

Why not both?

Spoiler alert for anyone who cares: Non JAV 3DPD porn

Cock, definitely. They're so much fun to play with when they're small and floppy, especially with your mouth! And then they get all big and hard, hehehe!
Only if it's clean though.

I like both.

>>8924001
>Only if it's clean though.
You are no lover of cock.