/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So you can talk to people from /jp/ on omegle? Can't you just talk to them here?

>>8913926
They're all really shy on omegle

LOL

I've never tried omegle because I'm too shy and I wouldn't know what to say to people. Doesn't help that my interests are incredibly narrow. Does the thing at least give you a little time to mentally prepare yourself before throwing you into a room with some stranger?

>>8913936
Nope you just get matched up as soon as you press the button

As expected.

Seriously though, I was too shy to say anything. Why do I get like this with strangers in real time but I'm fine with it here?

Just talked with a complete weirdo. Not even sure he was from /jp/. I just sort of played along. Are all of you this strange?

I got a couple of people from /jp/ once

They were both assholes

>>8913992
On /jp/ the threads you post in already have a topic. Omegle is spontaneous so you have to awkwardly poke around until you find something interesting.

I just had a nice conversation with a well-spoken /jp/sie. Keep on keeping on, /jp/.

>>8914099
Tell them to go back to Ylilauta.

So I just had this.


>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You and the stranger both like jp.
>You: 'Sup.
>Stranger: >░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░M
>░░░█▒▒░▄▄▀▀▀▀▄░▒░▄▄▄▄▄░▀▀▄░░░░
>░░█▒░▄▀░▒▒▒▒▒░▀▄▀░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░░ Feels
>░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▀▒▒▒▒▒▒██▀▄▒█░░░░ Spurdo
>▄▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▀▒▒▒█░░ Börde
>█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒░░░░░░░▒█ man!
>█░▒▒▀▄▄▒░░░░░░▒▄▀▄▄░░░░░░▒█
>░█░▒▒▒▒▀▄▄▄▄▄███████▄▄▄▄▄▀
>░░█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄▀▀████▀▀▄▀▒▒█
>░░░▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▀
>You: Tell me how does it feel to be a copycat of Uncle Dolan.
>Stranger: u assburger?
>Stranger: ya u sound like a assbuergr
>You: Cut the shitposting, faggot.
>Stranger: fuggen asssuberger
>Stranger: u mad assburger XXXX-----DDDDd
>You: You should get /b/ to join you on the spam. I can't say I don't enjoy it when /jp/ers rage over that shit.
>Stranger: e/b/in idea asssburger
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_;

>>8914099
>implying dolan isn't their meme

newfag

Oh, so there is a thread up, that explains why I was encountering so many /jp/ers.
And if the NEET from UK is reading this, welcome friend; don't forget to sage everything.

Why are you anons so mean to me? ;_;

>>8914135
because I fucking hate aspies like you

Was he even from /jp/?

everyone post pics of penis or tits

>>8914140
I just got nervous and didn't actually go to sleep. Way to be a jerk, I thought that was private.

>>8914150

>>8914153
It's ok, the conversation was dead anyway.

Well the /jp/er I just had seemed quite intelligent and normal. Certainly enough to justift me searching for another.

no one on /jp/ knows how to end a conversation.

Aw, no one ever wants to stick around.

Hi bimplin

>>8914177

I'm actually supremely fucked in the head and out of my mind, batshit insant, I'm probably just better at hiding it than most~

>>8914182
aw fugg off you were that bully

>>8914193

>instant

Insane, even.

Sorry whoever that was. I didn't know what to say and I pretended to type and got nervous.

I'll always be rooting for you, Anon-kun. I know you said you didn't have one,but if you ever get bored, I left it in the email.

>organize chats on message board
>chat about topics related to message board
>post screencaps of chat to message board
>discuss nothing on message board
aspie logic

Bump for more /jp/sies to talk to, I'm kind of having fun.

>>8914406
chen

had a nice talk about glasses and personal inventions and things. very cool. did i meet the 1 percent?

>>8914430
I think we're discovering that most of jp lurks, and that it's mainly the handful of retards and self-proclaimed autists that do the posting.

>>8914435
we should probably do something about that...is there a cream or holistic remedy we can try?

>>8914491
Somebody will probably post a remedy in a few weeks. Lets just sit back and wait.

>>8914491
She has a tablet we could take, but I'm not sure on the method of ingestion.

>>8914500

>>8914500
Suppository?

>>8914513
hey man, whatever floats your boat, I'm not one to judge.

>>8914582
you do your motherland proud
unlike the rest of these weebos

>>8914619

An ignominious end.

>>8914619
I hope you're better in bed than you were on omegle, douchenut.

>>8914619
I hate your kind of /jp/ posters.

>>8914685
>>8914655
u mad

I actually talked to a pretty cool on here tonight. He told me about his plans to make a meido war simulator and how he felt he had betrayed his waifu in the past.

Looking at the other chatlogs here, I'm assuming I got really lucky.

Well then.

>>8914701
LOL THAT STRANGER WAS EPIC...

Everyone I've talked to so far seems like a huge normalfag.

This is the first and last time I'm ever doing this shit.

Everyone disconnected on me.

Do I have to start to talk about something? I don't know any other subjects that my boring life.

>>8914710
>>Everyone I've talked to so far seems like a huge normalfag.

How so?

You know you're pathetic when the thought of talking to /jp/ on omegle scares you shitless.

I have no problem shamelessly shitposting all over the place, but when it's just me and one other person I break down completely.

>>8914724
I know how you feel and I'm also a very boring person

>>8914724
I dont even have the guts to open omegle, the thought of spending one on one time with another /jp/er in a live chat is scary..

W-what if he expects me to say interesting things?

>>8914728
I like to think I'm edgy and funny but once it leaves the conversations in my head I turn into a shy, boring normalfag with sweaty palms.

>when it's just me and one other person I break down completely
I have this same problem everywhere on the internet. I'm perfectly fine talking to people I don't know 1 on 1 in person but when it comes to talking to strangers on the internet I just freeze up.

It sucks because I'm sure plenty of /jp/ users would be interesting to talk to.

>>8914724

i thought the same thing for a few minutes, then decided i was stupid and just opened up a chat log.

i ended up with an okay conversation.

>>8914724
It freaks me out too, but mostly due to how anonymous omegle is and such.

I mean you're just plopped in with someone random, dude. That's crazy.

Well I've ended up chatting to a jp'er for nearly 30 minutes and even added him on steam, so you're not all lost causes. Be brave /jp/! You've got nothing to lose!

>>8914740
you actually got a dude? All I ever get is 16 year old girls from california who want to sex-talk me. They're only human I suppose.

>>8914754
That's why you put /jp/ in the common interests list

>>8914754
forgot the /sarcasm

So sorry Anon-kun that i just had a 30 minute talk about minecraft and touhou with.
Your ideas will greatly improve my little town, i never had the chance to tell you bye bye before i had a DC~

>>8914735
>I'm perfectly fine talking to people I don't know 1 on 1 in person but when it comes to talking to strangers on the internet I just freeze up.

Do you also put on shirts backwards, say good night to people during the morning, drive on the wrong side of the road, and shove food up your ass?

enjoy your gundams, random anon, and sorry again if i hogged the conversation.

Interesting experience, Jun'ya-san.

That was rather pleasant, actually.

>>8914968
It's horrible when you run out of things to say and there's a long awkward silence where you know someone is going to leave, and then it happens ;_;

I had mostly pleasant conversations with mostly sane people. I can take it easy like this.

Thanks, /jp/.

whenever i am having a decent conversation i always get disconnected and the rest of the time people are just total weirdos and they end up leaving

http://logs.omegle.com/26922d

Arrrgh. You guys give me one word answers, how am I supposed to respond to that? When I stop asking about things, you disconnect!

I just spent three hours talking to a Finnish version of myself and this gives me some hope for humanity.

It's probably not going to get any better than that is it? Omegle has peaked for me already and it's all "asl?" and "got cam?" from now on right? I think I'm finished with it now.

>Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

>>8915267
Places like omegle or /soc/ are pretty good if you are unsure about your reclusive lifestyle.
They will remind you why you are this way and you will feel no more remorse

Stranger: what would your favourite fun thing be?
You: linux is pretty fun
Stranger: disconnecting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why does no one like me? ;__;

>>8915330
I just had this one.

>>8915330

get a load of this nerd

>>8915362
>Abo
>girl
I don't know why but I busted out laughing.

Anyone there? ;_;

>>8915598
Hi.
I am talking to some other guy right now though.

>>8914193

I'm here oniichan.

>>8914740
congrats on the marriage

>>8915375
Because aboriginal women are mythical beings.

http://logs.omegle.com/bffdf8

that guy certainly was trying a bit too hard

I tried video to work on my social skills and everyone acted like anime was some kind of alien species. There is no hope for me.

There was one guy though that I had a decent conversation with. Everyone else was either whoring/ expecting a show or just eating.

>>8915922
/jp/ers are a real gamble. But that's why, when you find a good one, the enjoyment is even better.

>>8915922
I could go on with my fumos, but I'm afraid of exposing them to people grabbing their cock and balls.

best thred in jaypee riyt now

>>8915922
No one here in /jp/ will judge you, my friend.

>>8915967

I lol'd my anus off.

Anon didn't get the joke. :(

As I thought I am not interesting and can't hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes.

You: hello world

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: america

You: and you bro

Stranger: India

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

you guys are too shy

Touhou players confirmed for meme-spouting children.

It's not funny when people knows what is this about. It isn't funny either when they don't :/

Did I just get randomly matched up with someone from /jp/? How does that even work?

>>8915998

Don't worry, I think that's comedy gold.

Silver of the moon.

Is it fun pretending to be retards?

>>8916058
Pretending?

>>8916058
>pretending

>>8916058
Yes.

I miss when 4chan was more like FYAD. People pretending to be idiots without:
a) Taking it too seriously;
b) Whining about it;
c) Actually being idiots.

You: Hello

Stranger: hey

Stranger: where are you frommmm? (:

You: amurrika

You: and you

Stranger: holland

You: cool

You: can do whatever shit you want there

Stranger: haha no

You: how come

Stranger: definitely not lol

Stranger: and what do you mean with 'shit'? haha

You: shit

You: like shitposting on /jp/ all day

Stranger: jp?

You: yes the secret club of the intrenet

Stranger: dont understand you lol

You: hahaha u dumb man

Stranger: woman

You: wo-man then my bad

Stranger: lol

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 12

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: OH EM DJEEE

You: i be pimp yo

Stranger: no yo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i think i broke this shit

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>>8916058
>pretending
No such thing

I just had a surprisingly long conversation with what I suspect is a BR. It got rather heated and he left the conversation with a sense of superiority as my phone rang.

It was quite interesting, as he worships Touhou as a religion, and hates the status quo. We changed topics to Stormfront and the root causes of the state of the world influenced by zionism and kikes, which is where the conversation ended.

It was nice talking to you, needlessly complex language country anon. see you some other day

>>8916240

I don't have the patience for someone who keeps trying to pin jews as the sole reason why things are bad.

Maybe you could blame the true driving force of the world? The masses ideology? You know the majority of people who vote in the USA are people with Cold War mentality? Those are the people that vote for people who PANDER TO THEM WITH NEO-CON IDEOLOGY.

Fucking loser.

Thanks again again, tea-anon.

I just had a 3 hour (I think) conversation with a /jp/er. You guys are bloody awesome.

>>8916333
That was a rather refreshing conversation of multiple subjects. I have no idea how long it lasted, but I liked it from the start until the end.

I hope my messy way of writing was not a bother.

>>8916318
you really think the popular vote counts?
You're an idiot of the highest degree.

>>8916318
What kind of loser runs away from a conversation and says "get owned" when the other person's phone rings?

Also you are quite new to /jp/ if you think jews aren't the sole reason of the world's problems. Get out, JIDF. #swag #getowned #JIDFscum

>>8916333
Not all of us can be nice. That one BR for example was a tool. I had someone from /fit/ being a try hard at shitposting, and then there was the ALICE guy. Hit and miss really. Mostly misses.

I want to try again, but I don't want to talk to shit posters.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

You: Sup ma young punk

Stranger: I'm not a punk :(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people get offended pretty easily.

/jp/ omegle sucks, for every cool dude I manage to have a nice conversation, there at least 30 nerdlords, not mention the legion of "shitposters"

>>8916372
The "cool dudes" aren't from /jp/.

>>8914710
me too, dude.

let's create a secret code-word that only non-normals are allowed to use.

>>8916376
Yes they are you dumb fuck.
Just because they are not spergmasters doesn't mean they aren't from here.

Super conversation with a really easygoing /jp/er.


Why?

>>8916407
I was too busy taking it easy to chat