/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shut up, whore.

Korean games a shit

Not even trolling, Chinese games have terrible gameplay. Plus, all their stories are based in the same setting.
>http://dixteel.wordpress.com/2011/02/21/why-taiwans-video-game-industry-never-able-to-take-off/

And don't even mention the MMO clones from China, my god.

>>8896788
>/jp/
>complains about gameplay and story setting

not sure if hypocrite

What's a good immersive game set in Asian fantasy?

>>8896734
get the fuck out fake Saten trip friend

>>8896893
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>8896914
No Western trash please, this isn't /v/

The only non-MMO Korean game I like or know about is that one horror game set in a school, White Day.

>>8896914
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>Good
Call me when they fix that autistic aiming. It's the FPS equivalent of a euroshmup.

>>8896917
EASTERN yurope, buddy. The Witcher is /jp/ related as hell.

>>8896947
Are you that faggot from /v/ who made that witcher thread and has now decided he likes it here?
Please reconsider. You may have been given the wrong impression, but I can assure you that you are not wanted here.

>>8896955
no

It's been a while since i've had an excuse to be autismic.

>>8896936
too hardcore for you?

go play HALO kido

>>8896936
People who don't like STALKER are most of the times overwhelmed by the difficulty or freedom different from the other FPSes on the market. So many casuals.

そんな事より１よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。

このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、１５０円引き、とか書いてあるん
です。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、１５０円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボ
ケが。
１５０円だよ、１５０円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家４人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、１５０円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Ｕの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、

刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこん
でろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってる
んです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。

あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小１時間
問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱ
り、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク（玉子）。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣
。
素人にはお薦め出来ない。
まあお前、１は、牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった。

I hate all white people and Americans especially. We Koreans were so happy when our national hero Cho Seung Hui killed all those kojengi yangnom sekis. Dirty white people all need to die. We Koreans draw our power from hating others and racism. That is the Korean way. I look forwrd to the day we can killl more white people on college campuses. This is what a true Korean patriot believes.
All true proud Koreans should go buy some guns and randomly kill non-Koreans. I have orgasms when I kill people who are not Korean! Don't you? It is every Korean's dream before we die to kill as many americans as we can and spread our hatred to unite our superior Han people. We koreans are much smaerter and more superior to whites because we built a turtle ship 400 years ago whereas whites can only create the internet, telephones, computer chips, automobiles, and etc. Unless you believe in hatred of and killing whites and other non Koreans. If not, then you are not a true Korean. A true Korean patriot belives in murder of all non-Koreans!
True Korean patriots like me get up in the morning and the first thing we do is go straight to the computer and spend the next 24 hours on the internet trying to make as many anti-Japanese/anti Chinese posts as possible because we are insecure of our own Korean image. We know that white people think of Chinese and Japanese as respected powerful Asian nations with a remakable culture. However, we absolutely hate the fact that noone knows what Korea is excpet a place inhabited by a bunch of balloon headed, 3 foot wide faced, wife beating dog eaters who do nothing but scream and yell about how great and superior Korea is.

>>8896965
Halo's auto aim is better than S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s "fuck you, you're aiming over here now", so given the choice I'd definitely rather play Halo or even cawadooty sooner than that trash.

I have had a large number of toys in my butt. From vibrators to dildos and my favorite is when my wife straps on her harness and gives me a good pounding, all the while asking me if I like how she's f*cking me and "Do you like your wife's c*ck in your little butt?" Sh*t makes me so hot. I haven't been able to come from just being pegged, but I have had a prostate orgasm while using a dildo. My favorite non-pegging item is an Aneros Prograsm - it's a toy that is designed to hit the prostate and boy, does it ever feel wonderful to have in my ass while my wife rides me. Mmmmmm. Can't wait til she gets home and I can beg for a good ass-pounding.

Pegging FTW!

>>8896988
>Pegging FTW!
This.

OUT OUT OUT
NO /V/ TRASH IN /JP/
LEAVE

However, at the same time, we Koreans immigrate to other countries like a swarm of cockroaches b/c we know deep down inside our country is a 3rd world shithole of dirty trash strewn rotten cabbage smelling whores who sell their dirty snatch in massage parlors in Los Angeles, NYC, and Sydney. However, we are ashamed of this and embarassed. Thus, to make ourselvees feel better about our selves, we go to Asiafinest and try to make as many hateful comments about other Asian countries and Mexico/USA because we are so jealous of them. We want them to be below Korea's image but unfortunately, that will never happen b/c all intelligent people know we Koreans are barbaric monkeys who have a severe inferiority complex.
That's why I am so pissed off and angry. That's why I want to buy guns and just go ballistic and kill random foreigners. It makes my Korean little boy ego feel better about myself. Also, all of Korean men and kyopo people are just like me. The ones who are not racist and pyscho are traitors and the whites can have them for their own. A true Korean is racist and hatred is the guiding force in life for all true Koreans.

1592 - Yamoto (formerly Jipang or Japon) invades Korea in what will go down in history as the Imjin War. In the six years following the outbreak of the hostilities the Korean army, of which Admiral Yi Sun-sin was arguably its most prominent commander and tactician, skillfully manages to bring the war back to the attacker's home on its own hook. At the daybreak of December 16, 1598, after a two months long siege, the town of Osaka is levelled by an unreported amount of batteries consisting of bombards mounted on cast-iron hwachas, thus marking the end of the conflict and ushering in the cession of southernmost Yamoto to Korea as its first overseas toehold.
1810 - After almost two centuries of weak but persistent border clashes with rogue peasant armies following the rout of Manchuria in 1636, Korea formally occupies Inner Manchuria and annexes it. In order not to upset the brittle policy of appeasement between the two countries, Qing representative Yishan accedes to sign the Treaty of Aigun on May 28, 1811.
1835 - A massive earthquake followed by a tsunami shakes the territory of Sanriku, northern Yamoto, claiming tens of thousands of lives. With its native populace having been sorely tried by a spate of natural disasters spanning two years and months of unrelieved famine, widespread upheaval gives rise to a belligerent lower-class front spearheaded by Oshio Heihachiro, bent on toppling the despotism of the corrupt Tokugawa shoguns. Before long the situation rages out of control, forcing Tokugawa Ienari to beseech the naval intervention of Korean ironclads moored in Shikoku in exchange of permanent military settlements in the northern isles.

1853 - In the light of the abrupt shift of powers in East Asia, Commodore Matthew Perry sails to the Korean peninsula seeking to open viable commercial routes between Americas and the Far East by trying to loosen the two centuries old isolationist policy with Western powers of the Korean Empire. After lengthy talks Perry is the first foreigner to be admitted, as a representative of USA, in the court of emperor Gojong. There, he discusses his proposals in the so-called Convention of Hanseong, arguing the opening of the ports of Pusan and Nampo to unresticted United States trade. Perry departs shortly afterwards mistakenly believing an agreement between the two sides had been reached, unaware that the emperor had in fact stopped short of delivering official endorsement to the treaty as per his advisors' suggestion. A more equitable arrangement would be signed exclusively with France only 10 years later, on heels of the defeat of Admiral Roze.
1897 - The First Russo-Korean breaks out. In the wake of the Boxer Rebellion the Korean army, not regarded by the decadent Qing Dynasty as a foreign invader unlike its Western allies, occupies Outer Manchuria with the aim of flushing out and fight any future potential destabilizing cadre. Taking Korean presence as a hindrance to Russia's own interests on the zone, Tsar Michael II wages war on the Korean Empire but the army stationed there, weakened by previous clashes with Boxers, is unable to stymie the thrust of the Korean Army and is soon overwhelmed. The Treaty of Portsmouth, signed on September 5, 1898, would cede the entirety of Manchuria as well as rioting Sakhalin to Korea.

I put five oily hard boiled eggs in my ass then told my bf to "fertilize them" while I fingered myself (soooo goood). I felt so perverted but I liked pooping the eggs out, like I was laying them.

Anal stimulation is pleasurable for both men and women- the anus has one of the highest concentrations of nerve endings on the entire human body. These nerve endings are clustered on the external sphincter and are highly pleasurable when stimulated, so take plenty of time to stimulate externally before even thinking about going inside.

Many men enjoy self-anal stimulation and discovering prostate massage on their own before trying it with a partner. At www.thehealthyprostate.com there are explicit videos to assist men in learning both self and partnered prostate massage.

Anal play can be highly arousing- but play safely to minimize risk to this sensitive area. Random household objects aren't always a good idea- try using your fingers instead- they are the best sexual tool out there!

>>8896976
>>8896983
Anyways, >>8896734 , Hairy Biscuits and Cheese earwig ter me. that it's 'eaven and 'ell related ter this thread. i went ter yoshinoya a while ago; ya kna, yoshinoya? well anyways there was an 6s and 7s number of people there, and I couldn't get in. then, I looked at the bloody banner 'angin' from the chuffin' ceilin', and it 'ad "150 yen off" written on it. oh, the stupidity. those idiots. you, daan't come ter yoshinoya just 'cause it's 150 yen Frank Bough, two-foot rule. it's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 yen for cryin' aahhht loud. there're even entire families 'ere. family of ffour, aw aahhht for sum yoshinoya, 'uh? 'a thumb-suckin' sugar and spice. "alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." god I can't bear ter Kettle and Hob. you people, i'll give ya 150 yen if ya get aahhht of those seats. yosinoya should be a bloody Drum. that tense atmosphere, where Bo-le Of Glue guys on opposite sides of the u-shaped Betty Grable can start a Read and Write at any nickle and dime, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's mother's pearly gate abaht this Drum. women and children should screw Frank Bough and stay Pope in Rome. anyways, I was abaht ter start eatin', and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, wif extra rockin' 'orse." who in the world orders extra rockin' 'orse nowadays, ya moron? i wanna ask 'im, "do ya 'eaven and 'ell wanna eat it wif extra rockin' 'orse?" i wanna interrogate 'im.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not really related to this song, but hear me out anyways. I went to the Elitist Superstructure of DQN a while ago; you know, the Elitist Superstructure? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get a post in. Then, I looked at the first thread, and it had "ITT we make a really long song" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't post in DQN just because there's a really long song, fool. It only goes to 999 posts, 9-9-9 posts for crying out loud. And there are even spammers here. Family of spammers, all out to finish the really long song, huh? How fucking nice. "Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long song one way or another." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 999GET if you quit posting. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the threads can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Spammers and Tripfags should just stay home. Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the spamming bastard beside me posts "Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one simultaneously!

At about 12 my dad went to north africa to set up a refinery,(5 years) LOTS of money,,,
While he was gone, I lived with my aunt and uncle.
Aunt sharon was,, well, sorta weird..
and insisted I needed "cleaned out" about every 3 days or so..(Read enema)I can't say I was a fan, but agreed to the "fixes" as she called them...
First off, I was sexually active and had "played" back there a little. OH,, she insisted I be completely naked.
Fist off, she spent lots of time "lubing" me up for the nozzel, and the "nozzel" was not some 3/8 diameter thing,, more like an inch, and she would move it around while in me,, which caused me to climax, she pretended not to notice, and I/she would start all over again.
I've related my story to a few people, and they say I was molested,, If thats true then I learned to LOVE it.

After a few weeks, she never even put any solution in the bag, and after a year, never even hooked it to the hose..

Once a year I'd find a reason to vist aunt Sharon, even after I got married, I'm now 35 yo..

>>8896976
>>8896983
I wanna interrogate 'im for roughly an 'our. are ya Bobby ya daan't just wanna try sayin' "extra sauce"? comin' from a yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. that's wite, extra green onion. this is the vet's way of eatin'. extra green onion means more green onion than rockin' 'orse. but on the ovver St. Martins-Le-Grand the price is a tad 'igher. this is the Brenda Lee. and then, it's delicious. this is unbeatable. however, if ya order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next nickle and dime on; it's a double-edged 'lectric cord. i can't recommend it ter amateurs. what this aw 'eaven and 'ell means, though, is that ya, >8896734 , should just stick wif today's special. >8896734 , should just stick with today's special.

That's the basic skill of a double barrelled gunman." Who in the world posts "Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one simultaneously! That's the basic skill of a double barrelled gunman" nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY want to post a random quote from a fan translation of The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "double barrelled gunman"? Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is the Yoshinoya rant parody. That's right, the Yoshinoya rant parody. This is the vet's way of posting in a song. The Yoshinoya rant parody means a longer post. But on the other hand the potential for people finding it funny is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the MODD from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with "under the moon loli to issho".

One day I have been to Yoshinoya in the neighborhood,Yoshinoya.
So many people were there that I couldn't sit on the chair .
Then, I looked at the banner well,it was written " 150 yen discounted "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to Yoshinoya you don't usually come in because of 150 yen discounted.
How silly you are! It's just 150 yen discounted and it is 150 yen!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to Yoshinoya?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall order Tokumori". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the seat because I give them 150 yen.

It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that I and one who sat opposite side of U type table start fighting.
It is cool that situation I will kill him or I will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.

Well, as soon as I had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said "I want Tokumori Tsuyu-daku"
So I gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With too much sauce is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Tsuyu-daku" with the happiest simle.
I wanted to ask him "Do you really want to eat it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
I thought him just wanted to say "with too much sauce".

A specialist of Yoshinoya, I'd like to say that the finest order is "Negi-daku".
That is the coolest.
"Omori Negi-daku with a fresh egg "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of Yoshinoya.
Negi-daku is full with much onion.
Instead of that it's with mere beef.This is so good.
And it with a fresh egg. This is the best.

However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you order one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better eat regular meal with beef and salmon.

The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
BTW, this wasn't a copypasta, I just typed it out.

I'm sorry, but has Saten even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it’s only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when the anime is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Saten is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in ToAru? Saten has to go up against one of the sluttiest espers in Academy City who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Touma's power. But you know what? Biribiri is still a whore. Saten is the best heroine in all of Raildex, she has the best design. Saten almost won Saimoe, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that scientist's level upper throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Saten is proven a better waifu than any other in ToAru.

>>8897044
why don't you do a little research on what Japan did to RYUKYU ?
After war Americans believe fabrication of a information warfare as it is.
Americans is takeing the media by the dog heart therefor growing up the Monster dogs.
We over war and invasion and economic sanctions and nuclear weapon a little knowledge on world with Monster dogs.
We knows that order cancel The sacrifice of war in the foreign country, it should carry out.
A like Action the Monster Dogs,they are must be take a Treatment from Our island!

Misaka tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Saten threads because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>>8897069
Shut up, whore.

>>8896734
ｋｏｒｅａｎ　ｉｓ　ｐｉｇ　ｄｉｓｇｕｓｔｉｎｇ。

I like how dodonpachi 2 has a kusoge title screen

>>8896734

Love the futuristic turtle boat in the lower left corner, reminds me of how Admiral Yi beat jokkbari back to nipland ^__^

>>8898266

That Korean spaceship is expelling the last japs from earth.

/jp/ is /cor/ colony nida

Look, I'm hating Koreans and Chinese, just like my Nipponese idols! Its like I'm really Japanese (which is biggest dream EVER, 2 bad I was born in this disgusting gaijin body...) !!!!!!

^_________________________^

>So I heard you guys like

PEOPLE STILL SAY THIS?????????????????????

>>8898307
>Implying they don't deserve hate from the entire world anyway

>>8898307
Lol your post is funny as HELL! Don't worry I caught that you were being sarcastic from the exclamation marks so I'm laughing with you not at you :)

>http://hardcoregaming101.net/korea/korea.htm
>Lineage 2 is the only one people ever heard of